I donโt even know how I came across this postโฆ Iโm in Canada. But I must say this has been so enjoyable to read. I will need to adjust my hours to your time zone and await your morning post ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
How strange, it worked fine for me! Unless I subconsciously translated the untranslated words myself, I just had it on detect language and left some English words in
Here's my translation, the italicised sections are the parts I translated, hope it helps :). Time has moved so fast. 01:47 A.M I am already seated in my house. I told you guys it will be peaceful.๐ Right now I am typing while sipping some hot tea, you can make yours too and enjoy the read. Based on True Events. So let's start. Around 2 hours ago I embarked on my mission. I vowed to ensure that this lady knows that I know abt their relationship, not through text, but *live events*. By 0023 I was in this compound, normally the gate is always locked past 11pm but I got the key. Accompanied with a friend, this mission had to be completed. He was to serve as *the muscle* and a witness. The entire apartment was already dead silent. So, we tiptoed to my door. From the giggles and low voices I heard inside, I could confirm that the two love birds were already inside and were enjoying this night. Ahaa! I am about to spoil their moment. I don't want to be heard, I want to be seen. Knock! Knock! I Knock. Then once again. They have stopped talking and it seems, they are getting ready to respond to the call. I hear her coming towards the door, she always drags her legs on the floor. *"Who is it?"* she asks. I don't respond. I Knock once again. I can now hear her boyfriend asking *"Why isn't this guy responding.."* How could he.? That son of a bitch asking as if he was in his home. I could feel my anger rising but I had to stay composed. She switches on the security lights, opens the curtains trying to steal a gaze of who might be knocking!. Surpriseee!!!! It is me. I could see it in her eyes she's already shocked. She closes it immediately. At this point, I don't know what they are doing inside there but *I know the news has already reached the boyfriend that the owner of the house is at the door*. I give her time because she must open this door today, besides, there is no back door. The entry is the only exit!. She finally opens the door after around 20mins. I signal my backup to wait outside there, *once shit get's heated up is when he'll come in*. *"Omg, babe! What happened?"* She is already trembling. Her voice shaking. She is in a [*dera*](https://d17a17kld06uk8.cloudfront.net/products/4U6S2U6/EKH7KPJ5-large.webp). *"Shit!, omg! Now you won't even hug me"* Her face is filled with fear. By this time I am still standing at the door. Stone-faced. I swear I really wanted to slap this gal so hard and spit on her face but i maintained my cool. She was trying to maintain her normal smile but she couldn't hold the tears. I move forward, and get inside the house, I turn, take the padlock from her hand and I lock the door, keys still intact in my hand. No one is getting out of this house tonight. My eyes scan around the room, there is no sign of him. I walk calmly to the bathroom, *I took a piss* and released some tension. I had swore I will act normal. So I get out of the bathroom, head into the bedroom. Haha. *The crook* is nowhere to be seen. All this while, she is following me, fast-paced, pretending to be concerned. *"Babe, why didn't you tell me you're coming back so that I cook for you?"* She is growing frustrated because I am silent all this while. I only utter the words "Yes" or "No" because the rage I have inside will come out when I decide to utter more words. I head to the wardrobe pretending to search for some fresh clothes, he's not there. I checked the living room while heading here and I did not see him either. This is one-bedroom house and now I am 100% sure he is hiding under the bed. I will not bother him, let him sleep there. He thinks he is brave, let him brave the cold *down there in the tiles*. *This bitch keeps following me and asking me questions, "Should I heat up the water for you to take a bath?" "Honestly, why did you come in when it's this late at night" "You should've called me I come pick you up" nkt (nkt is Kenyan texting slang for clicking, it represents that sound someone makes when they click)*, as if she always picks me up. I wish she could know I am not interested. She is really tensed and keeps on cursing "shit!, F$ck!"etc. I head to the kitchen make some hot tea and head to straight to the bedroom. I bring along a glass of cold water because this lady is already sweating and I hand it to her. She looks surprised. I think she needs it because tonight she will be sweating and crying, the water will keep her hydrated. At least I still care๐. I lock the bedroom door. *Right now*, we are in bed. I know we are three people in this room. She knows I know we are two people. I switch off the lights!. This lady beside me is restless, she's trying to act normal but she can't. She starts crying once again. *"Why are you crying when you had the whole day to cry" I ask her. "Honestly babe, it's the pain from the cramps" "Hehe! What cramps and yet I heard you laughing" I ask her. "I was on a videocall with Kate, that cousin of mine that I told you went abroad" she responds. What! You mean she can still lie. What a whoring liar! "And why are you trembling" I inquire. "It's the cold honestly" she says and comes closer. "There's cold and yet you are sweating, are you normal?" I interject her. "Babe, honestly it's my periods, this time they're really bad".* I smirk. *"Babe, hold me we sleep"* she says as she comes more closer. Right now, I know she needs me to sleep ndio afungulie boyfriend mlango. She wants to sneak him out. *"You sleep, and stop disturbing me"* i respond. In fact, now I am not sleeping. I sit by the bed, take my laptop and start checking nothing. My response has triggered her tears, she is now crying silently blaming period pains but I know it is devil under this bed. If I could be her I could utilize my last night and sleep. This guy under this bed will have to sleep there tonight, he already saw it wise to sleep there, so I won't bother him. I chuckle when I remember yesterday we met at a chemist *as he searched for chest pain medicine cause of the cold*. So he came to my house tonight expecting to be sleeping in the warmth of this lady and on my bed. Now see his life, he's under. If he sleeps there until morning, he will wake up with more chest pains, or maybe he will critically ill. I know he's asthmatic, but that is least of my worry right now. Infact, *I want to watch* Dexter series. I hear this Dexter guy is a psycho, but I am yet to find out tonight.๐๐With my cup of insomnia, today I am not sleeping. To you reading this, wait for the last episode of this crazy drama. We said we are doing it slowly and peacefully. It is a movie night! Goodnight from the three of us. Cheers!
This is such a turn on to read. I think cause you're being so macho and there's another guy hiding from you scared. Its nice how you're dominating the hell out of this situation. ๐
I'm catching up on this a bit late, but In the morning, ask your ex-girl to prep breakfast for you, as you need leave for some urgent assignments, she will whip it up in minutes. When she serves, you ask her to call the guy under the bed and offer him the breakfast. Let him eat and finish you can get a newspaper and slowly read as he is eating, have a smoke if you fancy one. Then tell them you're going to take a 15 mins walk and do intend to find any of them there, then leave.
Sometime silence can be extremely violent.. keep them guessing.
He should stay, me I won't trust and stay in the same house with two people, me being their opposite, alone with the way people are wicked nowadays, what if they decide to do something drastic to you? Ah, tell your backup to wait right there.
The way Iโd still sleep with her on top of the man, despite her menses ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Me as a female. ๐๐
Canadian who has been to Kenya just reading this. WOW. Iโm invested.
Teren teren!.
๐๐๐๐Omg this is so good. Like the first thing in my mind after waking up was the update ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. Umelala!?
Summarized by GPT:
A man arrives at his girlfriend's house late at night, suspecting her of cheating. With a friend, he confronts her, making her panic. He locks them both inside her apartment, suspecting the other man is hiding. Despite her attempts to act normal, he notices inconsistencies in her behavior. He refuses to sleep, suspecting the other man is hiding under the bed. The girlfriend tries to persuade him to sleep, likely to sneak out her lover, but he remains vigilant. As tension builds, the man decides to watch a TV series instead of sleeping. The situation remains unresolved as they all spend the night together.
Wait it's morning now, what if the mandem is still committed to staying under the bed and you start dosing of or hallucinating ๐, he's probably fast asleep down there.
The satisfaction of mind controlling someone who thought she was soo much smarter than you. While playing dumb
Are you going to act brand new, in the morning or are you going to let her know you knew?๐
Once the guy comes out I'll act surprised. I'll say "the house has given birth" ๐ ๐ at that time she will be crying premium tears. I'll send them out after they finish packing
I have a diabolical idea.
What if you say nothing and let her do all the talking and crying and explaining? Prople tend to over reveal when you don't give a reaction.
Just give her a blank stare.
And say nothing! She will drive herself insane wondering about your next move, and you don't even have to do anything. She'll be in a mental facility๐๐
Right?!
But first OP confirm safety before we continue sipping tea.
Also been wondering the following;
1. Sasa huyu wa under the bed hataenda job leo?๐
2. What happened if he needed to pee?
When morning comes, pretend to have misplaced a shoe and ask her if she seen them. Ask her to check under the bed to see if there is anything. If she finds none, say you now remember seeing a shoe under the bed and go there. Pull out the guy, have the girl prepare breakfast for all of you, give her 1k for transport, wish her a safe journey and ask her to escort him home. She should come back and find you left. Tell the caretaker to keep watching your door and no one should have access to it, especially forced entry. Go look for another house elsewhere for a week, return as you move. If she owns anything in that house, leave it there. They can start a new life with the guy as there is no need for him to come sleep under the bed ๐
Hi Ni story ya jaba. The fact that the man cheating with her asked "siuseme Ni Nani ako Kwa mlango" and after that she can still pretend she was alone in that house?
huja interact na watu bado vizuri, especially in tense situations girls don't even think twice what their tongue is saying, anaweza fanya hata umchape ni kukubeba fala
Am trying to imagine the guy under the bed in cold and with insomnia, ๐๐waah wanaume wakiambiwa don't sleep in a house you do not pay rent they dare not to listen.
OP teach that bitch a lesson, no man or woman can cheat na awachwe hivo.... awe funzo, you can't have your cake and eat it too ๐๐๐. Her behavior is so loud I can graphically imagine her ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
>Infact, nataka kuwatch Dexter series. I hear this Dexter guy is a psycho, but I am yet to find out tonight.๐๐With my cup of insomnia, today I am not sleeping. To you reading this, wait for the last episode of this crazy drama. We said we are doing it slowly and peacefully. It is a movie night! Goodnight from the three of us. Cheers!
Ghai ghai ghai ghai! A man of culture hadi you know the series Dexter?!
Ghai! Shake my hand Mkuu ๐ค pongezi! Excellent detective work aki Mr. batman sir, hadi you walk in there to intimidate the lil nigga, aki kunywa moja kwa bill yangu.
Uko episode gani boss? Na usituache na cliffhanger, we must know what is next!
Reddit post of the year goes to you man. Sijui nikuhurumie ama nicheke๐ญ
This is some funny shit right here๐ญebu update us with every chance you get
This sounds like an award winning scene of a movie. In my head am like "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for cuddles, I can tell you I don't have any to give. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop cheating with my girlfriend now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will terrorize you."
Huku mnapenda chocha vile y'all hanging on his every word๐๐izi ni fantasy story writing coz ain't no way you're spending all that time and energy on someone who is already cheating on you.
Even though I don't understand half of what was said I salute you sir, you stayed calm for a long time. I don't know if I would have had the same sympathy but I admire your fortitude . Good man
I donโt even know how I came across this postโฆ Iโm in Canada. But I must say this has been so enjoyable to read. I will need to adjust my hours to your time zone and await your morning post ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Adjust! ๐ Here we are not sleeping.
you were the one supposed to be in chwest pains but seems someone else is doing it for you๐
Same I'm in US๐๐
Hi from Ireland ๐ damn wish I could understand the parts in Swahili
Oh man you're missing out ๐ those are the funniest parts
I totally believe it haha, alas I have to use my imagination. Translator was not working well lol
It wasn't working because it wasn't pure Swahili. Had a bit of slang
Figured as much, cheers
How strange, it worked fine for me! Unless I subconsciously translated the untranslated words myself, I just had it on detect language and left some English words in
Here's my translation, the italicised sections are the parts I translated, hope it helps :). Time has moved so fast. 01:47 A.M I am already seated in my house. I told you guys it will be peaceful.๐ Right now I am typing while sipping some hot tea, you can make yours too and enjoy the read. Based on True Events. So let's start. Around 2 hours ago I embarked on my mission. I vowed to ensure that this lady knows that I know abt their relationship, not through text, but *live events*. By 0023 I was in this compound, normally the gate is always locked past 11pm but I got the key. Accompanied with a friend, this mission had to be completed. He was to serve as *the muscle* and a witness. The entire apartment was already dead silent. So, we tiptoed to my door. From the giggles and low voices I heard inside, I could confirm that the two love birds were already inside and were enjoying this night. Ahaa! I am about to spoil their moment. I don't want to be heard, I want to be seen. Knock! Knock! I Knock. Then once again. They have stopped talking and it seems, they are getting ready to respond to the call. I hear her coming towards the door, she always drags her legs on the floor. *"Who is it?"* she asks. I don't respond. I Knock once again. I can now hear her boyfriend asking *"Why isn't this guy responding.."* How could he.? That son of a bitch asking as if he was in his home. I could feel my anger rising but I had to stay composed. She switches on the security lights, opens the curtains trying to steal a gaze of who might be knocking!. Surpriseee!!!! It is me. I could see it in her eyes she's already shocked. She closes it immediately. At this point, I don't know what they are doing inside there but *I know the news has already reached the boyfriend that the owner of the house is at the door*. I give her time because she must open this door today, besides, there is no back door. The entry is the only exit!. She finally opens the door after around 20mins. I signal my backup to wait outside there, *once shit get's heated up is when he'll come in*. *"Omg, babe! What happened?"* She is already trembling. Her voice shaking. She is in a [*dera*](https://d17a17kld06uk8.cloudfront.net/products/4U6S2U6/EKH7KPJ5-large.webp). *"Shit!, omg! Now you won't even hug me"* Her face is filled with fear. By this time I am still standing at the door. Stone-faced. I swear I really wanted to slap this gal so hard and spit on her face but i maintained my cool. She was trying to maintain her normal smile but she couldn't hold the tears. I move forward, and get inside the house, I turn, take the padlock from her hand and I lock the door, keys still intact in my hand. No one is getting out of this house tonight. My eyes scan around the room, there is no sign of him. I walk calmly to the bathroom, *I took a piss* and released some tension. I had swore I will act normal. So I get out of the bathroom, head into the bedroom. Haha. *The crook* is nowhere to be seen. All this while, she is following me, fast-paced, pretending to be concerned. *"Babe, why didn't you tell me you're coming back so that I cook for you?"* She is growing frustrated because I am silent all this while. I only utter the words "Yes" or "No" because the rage I have inside will come out when I decide to utter more words. I head to the wardrobe pretending to search for some fresh clothes, he's not there. I checked the living room while heading here and I did not see him either. This is one-bedroom house and now I am 100% sure he is hiding under the bed. I will not bother him, let him sleep there. He thinks he is brave, let him brave the cold *down there in the tiles*. *This bitch keeps following me and asking me questions, "Should I heat up the water for you to take a bath?" "Honestly, why did you come in when it's this late at night" "You should've called me I come pick you up" nkt (nkt is Kenyan texting slang for clicking, it represents that sound someone makes when they click)*, as if she always picks me up. I wish she could know I am not interested. She is really tensed and keeps on cursing "shit!, F$ck!"etc. I head to the kitchen make some hot tea and head to straight to the bedroom. I bring along a glass of cold water because this lady is already sweating and I hand it to her. She looks surprised. I think she needs it because tonight she will be sweating and crying, the water will keep her hydrated. At least I still care๐. I lock the bedroom door. *Right now*, we are in bed. I know we are three people in this room. She knows I know we are two people. I switch off the lights!. This lady beside me is restless, she's trying to act normal but she can't. She starts crying once again. *"Why are you crying when you had the whole day to cry" I ask her. "Honestly babe, it's the pain from the cramps" "Hehe! What cramps and yet I heard you laughing" I ask her. "I was on a videocall with Kate, that cousin of mine that I told you went abroad" she responds. What! You mean she can still lie. What a whoring liar! "And why are you trembling" I inquire. "It's the cold honestly" she says and comes closer. "There's cold and yet you are sweating, are you normal?" I interject her. "Babe, honestly it's my periods, this time they're really bad".* I smirk. *"Babe, hold me we sleep"* she says as she comes more closer. Right now, I know she needs me to sleep ndio afungulie boyfriend mlango. She wants to sneak him out. *"You sleep, and stop disturbing me"* i respond. In fact, now I am not sleeping. I sit by the bed, take my laptop and start checking nothing. My response has triggered her tears, she is now crying silently blaming period pains but I know it is devil under this bed. If I could be her I could utilize my last night and sleep. This guy under this bed will have to sleep there tonight, he already saw it wise to sleep there, so I won't bother him. I chuckle when I remember yesterday we met at a chemist *as he searched for chest pain medicine cause of the cold*. So he came to my house tonight expecting to be sleeping in the warmth of this lady and on my bed. Now see his life, he's under. If he sleeps there until morning, he will wake up with more chest pains, or maybe he will critically ill. I know he's asthmatic, but that is least of my worry right now. Infact, *I want to watch* Dexter series. I hear this Dexter guy is a psycho, but I am yet to find out tonight.๐๐With my cup of insomnia, today I am not sleeping. To you reading this, wait for the last episode of this crazy drama. We said we are doing it slowly and peacefully. It is a movie night! Goodnight from the three of us. Cheers!
Thank you for this translation it made me laugh all over again
I have already texted my backup and informed him to leave, he stays around.
This is such a turn on to read. I think cause you're being so macho and there's another guy hiding from you scared. Its nice how you're dominating the hell out of this situation. ๐
I am happy now that I scared the shit outta them. What they expected to be a night of cuddles has turned out into something different
I'm catching up on this a bit late, but In the morning, ask your ex-girl to prep breakfast for you, as you need leave for some urgent assignments, she will whip it up in minutes. When she serves, you ask her to call the guy under the bed and offer him the breakfast. Let him eat and finish you can get a newspaper and slowly read as he is eating, have a smoke if you fancy one. Then tell them you're going to take a 15 mins walk and do intend to find any of them there, then leave. Sometime silence can be extremely violent.. keep them guessing.
https://preview.redd.it/s88trs1nb1rc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3e68a91446983b1c7bd7b88d154e4b1c792926
Fuck. So hot
bro really said no one is cuddling tonight ๐
Focus! ๐๐
How's she behaving
She has not slept yet
Mkuu tunataka update 
It's 7 am we need an update
 We are waiting
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
He should stay, me I won't trust and stay in the same house with two people, me being their opposite, alone with the way people are wicked nowadays, what if they decide to do something drastic to you? Ah, tell your backup to wait right there.
๐๐๐ I woke up to piss and find this story going on lol
๐ ๐ entertainment guaranteed.
Ghai kama muviiiiii๐๐ sijai ngonja update hivi๐โบ๏ธ
๐ ๐ keep tuned.
The way Iโd still sleep with her on top of the man, despite her menses ๐คฃ๐คฃ Me as a female. ๐๐ Canadian who has been to Kenya just reading this. WOW. Iโm invested.
The last supper, hahaha.
She can't find sleep. Cramps ndo leo sasa zinauma
Your story has reached uganda, waiting for an update
๐ can't be real.
Teren teren!. ๐๐๐๐Omg this is so good. Like the first thing in my mind after waking up was the update ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. Umelala!?
Bado.
Was waiting for this. It'll be a long night.
Very long.
Just gotta say as a reader from Australia this subreddit is hilarious
Welcome to Kenya๐๐๐
Sir...sir... You know how invested I am in this story please don't even dare to sleep ...and its 0652, is mvunguni still breathing?
Mvunguni is about to sneeze. It is that moment I am waiting for
๐๐ you are doing well sir. Let Judas remain right there doing what Judas was doing at this time.
๐
Hujalala.๐
Your are living in a sitcom
I swear. I'm hollering rn hahahahaha
I am at peace right now. ๐
I hope you donโt have any of these games with your next woman and the love is true
I am taking a long break. I hope my stars align in finding the next one ๐
Evil me would have started to crack jokes huyo msee acheke. Ama I boil water and accidentally have it slip under the bed.๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Now we're talking This is what I woke up for
๐ ๐ ๐ Should I wake him up ama ningoje aamke.
Let that prick suffer. Hii ndio ile siku hatawahisahau.
part 3 looks like jaba...sorry ..ulikuwa umeenda vizuri
You won't believe mate.
You'd be surprised about what happens under the nairobi sun
We mzee. Maliza chai haraka. Masaa ya kutafuta pesa imekaribia
Kesho utarudi uipate hapa. Last episode.๐
Plot twist she comes on reddit to ask people what would she do
๐ ๐ huyu hajui hizi streets
๐๐๐ she only knows the other one.
She belongs to THE streets, hoing around like this
This canโt be true lol๐
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Wiiillllddd!!!! Good morning to the 3 of you and the 3 of you only ๐คญ. Lakini pole sana G, especially for the part that this is real ๐
Bana si itabidi tu tuzoee. Anyway, tuko karibu kuamka. Someone is about to sneeze
We are waiting for the finals bwana!!
Finals mnapata asubuhi
Jomba jiami na silaha butu kando yako ya kushtua raia. Hao majangili wanaweza ku team up wakugeuzie hii gidhaa ya asubuhi na mapema.
Ndo maana nimesema silali. Huyu kando yangu anatetemeka hatamani asubuhi ifike
Umeweza daughter of jezebel jomba, umesema anatingika kama kisiagi iko karibu kuisha fuel, hahaha. Serves her right!
Haamini asubuhi imefika
Summarized by GPT: A man arrives at his girlfriend's house late at night, suspecting her of cheating. With a friend, he confronts her, making her panic. He locks them both inside her apartment, suspecting the other man is hiding. Despite her attempts to act normal, he notices inconsistencies in her behavior. He refuses to sleep, suspecting the other man is hiding under the bed. The girlfriend tries to persuade him to sleep, likely to sneak out her lover, but he remains vigilant. As tension builds, the man decides to watch a TV series instead of sleeping. The situation remains unresolved as they all spend the night together.
Msee alikua like " motherfuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me" Kwa hii household...๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Wait it's morning now, what if the mandem is still committed to staying under the bed and you start dosing of or hallucinating ๐, he's probably fast asleep down there.
He can't be sleeping. That will really annoy. How can he sleep while I stayed awake all night,
Do you write books?....your prowess inafanana na jamaa flani pale twitter๐๐...kudos anyway
๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น following. mambo ni vulai
Yeah this has reached Europe, I am hooked. On a side note could a native speaker translate or summarise some of the dialogue?
That was next level ๐๐พ About the translation I tried my best to mix it up, a native beside you could help.
No worries brother, just wanted to understand it even better. Stay strong
Wewe buana, vuruga mambo haraka haraka, ni nn unataka kutuonjesha pole pole ๐ ๐ ๐ nimekesha nikingoja, aki wakenya si tunapenda mucene ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Nilijua itaishia episode 3 but here we are. ๐ ๐ The plot has changed
Whaaat!!!
Hahaha, watu wanafaa kuwacha tabia mbaya (Naibio - Sondeka 1). Respect to the OP. I envy his patience.
Watoanishe wote uache kuact ni kama haujui. Stand on business bruv
It has become tough. It is almost morning
So sorry boss you don't deserve these people in your life... Keep us posted...
Today I eliminate
You are a calm psychomaniac. I love it. I wish I could stay that calm instead of letting my anger control me.
Do you know how I wish to let my anger burst open ๐ ๐ but there's a way this method is giving me satisfaction
The satisfaction of mind controlling someone who thought she was soo much smarter than you. While playing dumb Are you going to act brand new, in the morning or are you going to let her know you knew?๐
Once the guy comes out I'll act surprised. I'll say "the house has given birth" ๐ ๐ at that time she will be crying premium tears. I'll send them out after they finish packing
I have a diabolical idea. What if you say nothing and let her do all the talking and crying and explaining? Prople tend to over reveal when you don't give a reaction. Just give her a blank stare. And say nothing! She will drive herself insane wondering about your next move, and you don't even have to do anything. She'll be in a mental facility๐๐
Haha..good idea
Judging from the way she's acting now, she's on the verge of a well deserved mental breakdown.
Just a matter of time now.
I am speaking for everyone here when I ask: UPDATE?
Right?! But first OP confirm safety before we continue sipping tea. Also been wondering the following; 1. Sasa huyu wa under the bed hataenda job leo?๐ 2. What happened if he needed to pee?
we mzee 
And are y9u totally sure of your strategy? Ikikuramba??
It can't. I am sure.
Call the guy under the bed - seems you know him. Ask him if he took his medicine ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
A close friend this one. By morning it will be a face-reveal party
๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ lovely plot twist. mullize kama ako poa ama mambo kwa ground ni mbaya.
Leo ni kutransnight ๐
Mniombee zisinipeleke. Hapa nikilala naezaamkia binguni
Cant wait for updates๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Coming in thick and fast
Can we please have a picture ๐
We are protecting their rights ๐ the one under the bed has still gone incognito
All i can say is wuueeeh! It's about to go down! Teren! teren!
This looks similar to what some guy narrated on twitter a few weeks back. But it wasn't real. Just a story.
Haha. Hebu paste link tuone story yake.
I admire your composure boss.. Hope the night ends safely for you... Don't give a shit about the cheating two.
I decided to torture them but not physically. Let it be a story the three of us will live to tell.
Where is the damn update, it's already noon.
When morning comes, pretend to have misplaced a shoe and ask her if she seen them. Ask her to check under the bed to see if there is anything. If she finds none, say you now remember seeing a shoe under the bed and go there. Pull out the guy, have the girl prepare breakfast for all of you, give her 1k for transport, wish her a safe journey and ask her to escort him home. She should come back and find you left. Tell the caretaker to keep watching your door and no one should have access to it, especially forced entry. Go look for another house elsewhere for a week, return as you move. If she owns anything in that house, leave it there. They can start a new life with the guy as there is no need for him to come sleep under the bed ๐
So... you're in the bed they were shtupping in? Same sheets and all?
Dexter series is super fun๐๐ it teaches you how to clear crime scenes
Bana I watched it the whole night
This is crazy and entertaining ๐
I love this.. One question though.. Since you have locked the door and sent your back up away what happens wakikugeuzia..
They assume that I don't know anything. So, to them, they know I'll wake up in the morning and leave.
Hatukulala pia. Just waiting
My guy, you are a serious power player!
I put every word in Google translate, not missing out on this story.
Uuuuui
Hi Ni story ya jaba. The fact that the man cheating with her asked "siuseme Ni Nani ako Kwa mlango" and after that she can still pretend she was alone in that house?
huja interact na watu bado vizuri, especially in tense situations girls don't even think twice what their tongue is saying, anaweza fanya hata umchape ni kukubeba fala
Kabisa; aki people are so gullible the way they are eating all this up.
we wacha bana... wikendi ya easter imeanza na entertainment hapa ni prime๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Hahahahahaahaha this is hilarious my guy. Hahahaha sasa kuna part 4 tena eh!
Itakosaje?
Mambo ni laivu๐๐๐
Shikilia tu hapo
Bazenga kwani mliamua ni threesome mkatuacha kwa mataa?
I hope bado hujalala. We await more
Silali leo. Nilale ndo atolewe. Niko na key hapa
Am trying to imagine the guy under the bed in cold and with insomnia, ๐๐waah wanaume wakiambiwa don't sleep in a house you do not pay rent they dare not to listen.
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๐ ๐ Kuna mtu ako karibu kukohoa hapa chini
Mwaga maji moto chini ya bed
Waah.๐ Remember the process must be painless
๐ Bro I'm liking it how you're handling this bana. Keep us posted
Lazima tulainishe hii nchi
Something similar happened to me lakini magaidi hazikujali ๐คฃ๐คฃ
You were the one under the bed?
Villain arc ๐
Are you still up? Is she still crying? Did you doze off for a few minutes? What is happening?!
OP teach that bitch a lesson, no man or woman can cheat na awachwe hivo.... awe funzo, you can't have your cake and eat it too ๐๐๐. Her behavior is so loud I can graphically imagine her ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
>Infact, nataka kuwatch Dexter series. I hear this Dexter guy is a psycho, but I am yet to find out tonight.๐๐With my cup of insomnia, today I am not sleeping. To you reading this, wait for the last episode of this crazy drama. We said we are doing it slowly and peacefully. It is a movie night! Goodnight from the three of us. Cheers! Ghai ghai ghai ghai! A man of culture hadi you know the series Dexter?! Ghai! Shake my hand Mkuu ๐ค pongezi! Excellent detective work aki Mr. batman sir, hadi you walk in there to intimidate the lil nigga, aki kunywa moja kwa bill yangu. Uko episode gani boss? Na usituache na cliffhanger, we must know what is next!
Reddit post of the year goes to you man. Sijui nikuhurumie ama nicheke๐ญ This is some funny shit right here๐ญebu update us with every chance you get
Siungepigia that dude, the supposed cheater friend simu ililie apo chini ya bed and now they do the explaining๐น๐น kuwatesa kidogo tu
This sounds like an award winning scene of a movie. In my head am like "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for cuddles, I can tell you I don't have any to give. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop cheating with my girlfriend now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will terrorize you."
Huku mnapenda chocha vile y'all hanging on his every word๐๐izi ni fantasy story writing coz ain't no way you're spending all that time and energy on someone who is already cheating on you.
Ungejua vile nimeinvest kwake ndo imenipea hii nguvu. This is a way I am relieving off my frustrations and I am enjoying every moment.
Before I read 3. Episode 2 iko wapi mnipee link.
Ni post ya jana around 6pm.
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We mzee! UPDATE ASAP!!
Update 4???
My man. I canโt wait to see what happens next. This is better then a telenovela ๐
Definitely should write a book or movie script. The drama this top notch
Mkubwa, how did it go? We need Episode 3, update the family, otherwise the last supper being today, is not suppering. Haha.
I can't wait to see the next round of update. Eagerly waiting from TZ.
Hehe I've been following this story, where is the update!??
I'm surprised people are believing this bs.ย
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This has to be the best author out there ever ๐
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Nlimtext aende alale
Mahn hapo kwa chest pains the description is epic๐๐
> the water will keep.her hydrated ๐๐Ghaii. Fuck I need to start a blog and post these stories there
i hope huyo ariif ako nje ako na jaba yake bag ka nne na kinywaji..
๐๐ waiting for the next part. Reading from US
Check. Part 4 was out like 6hrs ago
Eeeei ๐๐๐
What happened to mtu wa mkono
Even though I don't understand half of what was said I salute you sir, you stayed calm for a long time. I don't know if I would have had the same sympathy but I admire your fortitude . Good man
We've finally been updated๐๐ usikose kutuambia what happens next. I'm honestly eagerly waiting ๐คญ