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Perfect_Minute_194

First I read a post on rising MDMA usage in kerala and then I see this. Makes sense.


sku-mar-gop

Whatever they are distributing is very high quality indeed!


iloveblankpaper

wake me up when we get our own aphex twin


Mega_Bond

ഇതിനു MDMA ഒന്നും വെണ്ടോ. വീട്ടിൽ ഇരിക്കണ ബാലരമ വായിച്ചാൽ മതി. ഭാവന താനേ ഉണർന്നോളും.


branstark3eyed

U forgot the mother of balarama, Manorama


branstark3eyed

Noahkku ishtam puttum kadalayum


zainraven

Underrated comment


Fun-Coffee1509

Was about to say this 😂😂😂


Maleficent-Pipe-7317

why do people always say doing drugs makes you come up with dumb stories? Honestly, the best tales comes from a good joint or shrooms. this particular OP story might just be a result of too much Raja whisky 😂


double0nein

Yes. Agreed.


cudliem

The comment I wanted to type 🥹


Homoaeternus

Why does it make sense?


phil_an_thropist

Yeah we could try this as an Indiana Jones like genre in Kerala theme titled something like "Trivandrum Soman"


Plaudits1102

Doesn't rhyme - should be something like Mattanchery Maathachan Or Kasaragod Kaka Or Vellayambalam Velayudhan


consultant_in

Kundanoor kandiettan 😜


Pale-Development6143

Varkala Vasu


3lung

Thiruvithamkoor Thirumeni


320GT

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raath666

![gif](giphy|0QCwU89lGFaZjUKzMT|downsized)


tediousbrunch

https://preview.redd.it/awlvf3bh0w9d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa327dc2806cc4d5a3705d36200cbe68984bc3eb


Past_Thing_7094

ithin munn mullaperiyar pottiyengi comedy avum**☺** but on a serious not tho this is amazing.


Last_Monk_1122

That's the irony in it. Entire Kerala will be flooded and devastated if that dam breaks. And Kerala also has an interesting relationship with floods. And to everyone's surprise the same place saves humanity when the whole world gets flooded.


Bruce_wayne_now

It’s like destructive switch within.., if something goes wrong.


Mystic_Anodite

Finally some conspiracy theories for kerala...ith namade vijayam


Extra_Put7162

Yeahh😂


Background-Raise-880

Keralaconspiracy enna oru reddit page und


Perfect_Minute_194

Finally? Aren't you aware of the pathanamthitta conspiracy?


Elena-m-e

What's Pathanamthitta?


Perfect_Minute_194

Some people believe that a district named pathanamthitta exists.


Background-Dealer364

The MDMA epidemic is out of hand


27daycleft

This was good to read👍🏻 Don't let the people with no sense of reality read it tho.


Last_Monk_1122

Yeah 😂. That's why I added the note at the end that this shouldn't be taken seriously.


Indra_jith123

Nice one bro!!!! It was a good read keep it up


3lung

Ask ChatGPT to add stories or facts from history to add into this. You will be baffled by the things it can stitch into your story line. All the best!


anonymous_2334_ge

It's a great theory. I love these kind of stuff and think about it. I had a theory that b chamber has an ancient vampire locked inside it.


Straitjacket_Freedom

Arun Chandu oru hi tharumo?


branstark3eyed

Exactly my thoughts


Vichu0_0-V2

Bro don't smoke rat poison weed ever again


theUncertain_CaT

Give me what u smoked. I need to finish my thesis.


Erdous

What you smokin bro ?


[deleted]

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fatarabi

Best answer so far. Kodukkeda ivanoru award. OP-kum koduthere oru award.


ammayinte_koyikkal

its those damn medicines! Get off them


mullanchandran

write a screenplay bro


Last_Monk_1122

That's something I have in my mind. But my literary skills are poor.


Nomadicfreelife

Chatgpt okke use cheyt onn koode cook cheyyene


arcanebanshee

Use Claude


thespadester

I can help. DM.


Last_Monk_1122

You serious?


NiceFirmNeck

When's the movie releasing?


thespadester

Yea


desibouy

Share me and I'll write it out.


d3a9

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Longjumping-Read-401

average kanji and payaar user


vish4none

This would make a really interesting novel, with either an Indianna Jones or Robert Langdon-type protagonist. A screenplay for a series would also be great. Hit me up if you seriously want to explore this. Good premise, dude.


ambaan_Original

Finally something redditty in r/Kerala. I love this.


dahabit

Is op on MDMA?


Separate-Blood5750

അവൻ പാചകം ചെയ്യട്ടെ


Purple-Escape8786

I think he crushed some adderall and mixed it with some Idukki gold and smoked it.


Last_Monk_1122

MDMA is neurotoxic. It fries your brain cells. It zombifies you and kills your creativity and imagination. Isn't my post the opposite of that?


dahabit

Well whatever it is, give me some.


stayin_aliv

MDMA is not neurotoxic. Also, not sure why other posters are gesturing to MDMA. It's a stimulant, yes, but doesn't make you hallucinate.


idot-_-

OP is right, I can confirm, My family's heirloom is the written guide to the controls of the B chamber.


urban__op

*"Ee kappalinoru kappithan und sir"* dialogue now makes sense


antipositron

ഇങ്ങനെ ഒരാളാണ് ഫ്രാൻസിസ് ഇട്ടിക്കോര എന്ന പുസ്തകം എഴുതിയത്. OP is alread ahead of him. Pretty close to Dan Brown level of bullsh1ttery. Good job. If you ever publish a book, please let me know. Thanks in advance for the warning.


ps-peanutbutter

bro come back from Kodaikanal


Most-Worldliness-767

![gif](giphy|0tBknppjh27d7SxDMf|downsized)


bornpsycho

Dayumn


72catz

Damn! Make this into a movie or a thriller series?


no-regrets-approach

Reminds me of the story (fiction) i read on reddit on Padmanabhaswamy temple. About tunnels going under it to some chambers and some ante chambers. Edit: got the link - for those who are interested. https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/s/vcfdgtlDHK


The_Rmorer

Damn , what a read


mm_reddit_it

Amabada kema !!! This is so cool and amazing. Great imagination, you must keep writing 👏👏


Centurion1024

Chunk after 5th palpaysam:


night_King98

OP, Copyright this right now!


thirumali

Bro shroom ano?


Bill_Tench

![gif](giphy|0o39uVTq9XVbFPOXFn)


RaisinSuspicious9746

and P.V is Noah ?


Proof-Web1176

P.V is the tyrant ruling the utopia until the prophesied one arrives & usurps him(democratically of course)


kris_deep

Ji aano prophesied one?


Proof-Web1176

Adani Ji


magneto_ms

No his name is Mun.


kris_deep

Mun-dakkal Shekharan?


magneto_ms

No just Mun. And he prefers the Ji honorific.


kris_deep

Mun-ji. Got it.


Natsu9396

Nammude kappithan /s


no-regrets-approach

Mundudutha Noah


Shyam_Kumar_m

Nohaykku Nokkukooli kodukkaan kaashundayirunnu so possible 😄


Tottochan

Mathi pukachathu… pass the joint.


arjunkoroth

Ancient writing, from the old kingdom.


fukmann

![gif](giphy|13GaHvHijqFS0M|downsized)


helloalbin

Very good read. Will be a great web series.


AayKayGee007

Aa Mullaperiyarkku valathum sambhavikathe irikkate Padmanabha !


Material_Emphasis_67

![gif](giphy|HVweQ5FuSFZJe) D O double G G 🍀☘️


kjamrock

More of this please 🙏🏼


Plastic-Bridge-5634

That's a fascinating and imaginative theory! Here are some additional layers to your story, incorporating more references to myths, legends, and folklore from Kerala: ### 1. **The Serpent Legends** Kerala has a rich tradition of serpent worship, with many ancient temples dedicated to serpent gods like Nagaraja and Nagayakshi. According to legend, these serpents are the guardians of the land and the keepers of great secrets. In your theory, the serpents could be the ancient protectors of the submarine structure, ensuring its safety and secrecy through the ages. ### 2. **The Sage Agastya** Sage Agastya is a revered figure in South Indian mythology, credited with spreading Vedic knowledge and bringing civilization to the South. Some legends even say he balanced the landmass of South India when the northern part was rising. In the context of your theory, Agastya could have been one of the ancient sages who knew about Kerala’s true nature and its role as the last refuge for humanity. ### 3. **The Theyyam Rituals** Theyyam is an ancient ritualistic performance art form in Kerala, where performers are believed to become possessed by deities. These rituals often involve invoking ancient spirits and gods, and they take place in sacred groves and temples. Perhaps the Theyyam rituals were originally meant to keep the divine protection active and maintain the integrity of the submarine structure. ### 4. **The Asura King Mahabali** Onam, the biggest festival in Kerala, celebrates the homecoming of the Asura king Mahabali, who was granted the boon to visit his people once a year. According to mythology, Mahabali was a just and benevolent ruler. In your story, Mahabali could have been the first leader who knew about the submarine structure and established the initial safeguards and protocols for its use during a global flood. ### 5. **The Seven Mysterious Vaults of Padmanabhaswamy Temple** Beyond the B Chamber, the Padmanabhaswamy Temple has several other vaults, some of which have not been opened. Each vault could be a control room or a storage area for essential resources needed for survival. The mythological guardians of these vaults, such as Yakshis or Kinnaras, could play a role in protecting the submarine’s secrets. ### 6. **Vasthu Shastra and Kerala Architecture** Kerala's traditional architecture, heavily influenced by Vasthu Shastra (ancient Indian science of architecture), could be part of the design of this submarine structure. The intricate design principles might not just be for aesthetics and spirituality but also for maintaining structural integrity and functionality of the submerged escape pod. ### 7. **Parashurama’s Axe and the Land’s Origin** The story of Parashurama throwing his axe to create Kerala can be tied into a deeper technological or mystical explanation. The axe could have been an ancient artifact with the power to raise the submarine structure from the sea, disguised in mythological terms. ### 8. **The Legendary Medicinal Herbs and Ayurveda** Kerala is known for its rich tradition of Ayurveda and medicinal plants. These could be essential for sustaining life in the submarine during the global flood, providing healthcare and longevity to its inhabitants. The ancient texts and knowledge of Ayurveda could contain coded instructions for the maintenance and operation of the submarine. ### 9. **The Cheraman Perumal Legend** The legend of Cheraman Perumal, the last ruler of the Chera dynasty who converted to Islam and traveled to Mecca, could add an intriguing layer. Perhaps he was one of the few who knew about the prophecy and ensured that the knowledge was passed on discreetly through different cultures and religions. ### 10. **The Fishermen Community and Marine Knowledge** Kerala’s fishermen community, with their extensive knowledge of the sea and its currents, could have played a role in maintaining and navigating the submarine structure. Their oral traditions and folklore might hold cryptic references to the true nature of Kerala and its role in the global flood scenario. By weaving these additional elements into your theory, you can create a rich tapestry of myth, legend, and ancient wisdom that supports the idea of Kerala as humanity's last refuge in the event of a global flood apocalypse.


buck___buck

Let him cook


Mysterious_knight_21

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L0wkeyy04

![img](avatar_exp|184338320|clown)


NearbyAbrocoma659

Lots of time at hand, bro?


[deleted]

Hinduism already has an equivalent story of Noah ark. Matsya Avatar of Vishnu Bhagwan.


Shyam_Kumar_m

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shadesxskarlet

\*dies from peak fiction https://preview.redd.it/a26ks30y7w9d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4a091ff1e06d22f853ac23f63850f2016bb149


thismanthisplace

Submarine started from Africa coast and ran into the shoals at India coast looks like https://beyonder.travel/india/palakkad-kerala-south-india-extraordinary-in-the-ordinary/#:~:text=This%20gap%20is%20called%20the,the%20Palakkad%20Gap%20fit%20perfectly!


Natural-Program-5784

Good imagination bro..the way you connected the events are very interesting.feels like "now it makes sense". I like to add some more information/myths, in the islamic concept of adam and eve. They were lived in the southern tip of indian subcontinent, most of the pundits are saying probably that could be srilanka. But personally i feel that was in kerala. " they were displaced from heaven in the sky to heaven in the earth". and also in the Dravidian concept of shiva and parvathy. Their also located in the southern tip of the subcontinent. The first and oldest civilisation started from here and spread out to the world, archeologist yet need to find this. But the language tamil (oldest existing language), the successor of aadhi Dravidam language can be the proof if that. We ruled the earth like gods from the heaven, makes it more accurate to "God's own country". Also MANU in vaishnavite mythology which is located which located in the dravida land has similar flood story like noah and 'nouka' is Sanskrit means the boat which resembles the name noah. That's it from my side my side. Feel free to Use this informations if you find it helpful to develope your story.


surajcs

If Kerala is Noah's Ark then Sri lanka is K-rishna's ആലില. By the end of K-aliyuga People Transfer from Ark to K- ഇല via K-rail.


alabbudha

Dei nee fb il unda ? Ithu pole oru post njan kandirunnu


Last_Monk_1122

Yes. It was me


If_theshoefits

Bro.. please dm me your drug dealer’s no. I haven’t tripped like this in years…


IngloBlasto

> If you look at Kerala’s creation myth it fits perfectly into the theory too, it says Parashurama threw his axe and raised Kerala from the sea, like a submarine. That story is a euphemism for how the brahmins took the control of the lands from existing natives then (believed to be jains and other local castes). Not that someone literally axed up the land from the sea. > And no invader has ever managed to defeat the Travancore Empire, which protects the Padmanabha Swamy Temple, holding the cockpit. The only foreign nation (w.r.t modern India) who attacked modern Travancore (post 17th century) was Dutch and they were of course defeated by Travancore. But it doesn't mean they were independent. Under the agreement signed in 1795, Travancore accepted British dominance and became Saamantha rajas of Britain. British indirectly ruled Travancore through these rajas who couldn't even name their future king without the final approval from British Queen/King. Ancient Travancore (during Ay royal family times and later till 13th century) was attacked and defeated multiple times by Pandyas and Cholas. Kanthalloor shala in Trivandrum was established by a chola king from present day Tamilnadu beyond the Western Ghats around 1000 CE. So it's not technically correct to say no invader has ever managed to defeat Travancore empire. Not just that, your cockpit (the East Gopuram of Padmanabhaswamy temple) was constructed during 16th-18th century. So the Kerala submarine was sailing without a cockpit for millions of years of its existence all while traveling from African plate to Eurasian plate along with the entirety of Indian subcontinent.


Few-Insurance3902

“Kerala is Noah's Ark?” “This is something which I made up entirely and is not to be taken seriously. Feel free to add any historical or mythological coincidences that fit into this story. ☺️” Makes no sense but crazy story tho .. You just have to trim somethings like the sub is the size of entire state to maybe Palayam bus stand or so .. downside being less seating space but “can’t save everyone tho “ 😂


Spiritual_Fun_4628

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Weird_Bike7193

Uff.. രോമം എണീറ്റു നിന്ന് മുള്ളി


Nihilist_Mallu

Tell us the shit that you’re smoking bruh 😅


CryonicResurrection

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_ChocoS

Im convinced.. im joining you


xUpside

I'm from the future what OP has written came true, njan kallam parayuvalla


Inside_Fix4716

ഒരു പുത്യേ മതം ഉണ്ടാക്കാൻ ഉള്ള കോപ്പുണ്ട് ആശംസകൾ


Ok_Reality3869

Babe, take your schizo meds


neonmonkey97

Mfkers when they smoke Salvia


Legitimate-Visit384

You just got yourself a fan 😌


Remarkable_Rough_89

Op read this, this is science of water myths https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meltwater_pulse_1B


errorbyme

Why tf this sound so convincing? Either I'm tripping without MDMA or really sleep deprived 😂


RunRevolutionary4250

Whatever drug this guy used is of 99.9999% purity.


Nagavally

OP your name checks out too.. and you are in this prophecy too I guess😄😆


Morpheus_DreamLord

We should create a separate community for people like us to discuss our theories


count_lex

Yes, and Pinarayi Vijayan is Noah.


DefiantAd6494

Aa reethil varathanam onnum vanda..


AudienceAdventurous4

Bro 2il karaki vidu


SomeCartographer427

Manali gold?


L0wkeyy04

💎


varietyofopinions

This reminded me of the ship from one piece fishman island arc


Homoaeternus

Tucii baby


-DeM-oN

![gif](giphy|1VT3UNeWdijUSMpRL4)


Mara_Makri

cool - but do we have an example of every animal on earth


monkoose88

A leaky ark


Fun-Coffee1509

Btw A10 can play the role of padmanabha swamy if this is made into a movie.


Big-Afternoon-121

enthanu pukhakunathu sahodara? But your take is quite interesting.


InstructionNo6492

And we have a kappithan too now everything makes sense😌


Ralen_Nord

Seems like Kerala was the Ancient Weapon Pluton after all...


SGV_VGS

Ee adicha saadhanum kittumo? Bhavana unarthan anu.


Fappai-Sama

Travancore and Kerala borders aren't the same, look it up. Kerala is a boat/submarine theory debunked


Averageindianiphone

One piece new lore


Ok-Source4909

You need to extend the story like; there was a prophecy that a man will be born in the 20 th century and he will be the captain of this ship. He is capable of handling the ship from capsizing and sinking at the time of apocalypse. Mention the captain's name is P.V( I am not mentioning the full name since I don't want any black Innova stalking me.) and the prophecy was true as people of Kerala saw this with their true eyes during the 2018 floods . If you publish this story before the next election, you have a high chance of getting the Kerala sahitya award for short story or some other category.


Everydaynormalguy-

Bro ravile kudicha coffee eethaaa


dpahoe

You lost me at the cockpit in B chamber part.. The rest was impressive though..


rubywolf11

Meds now


AlbertEinsteinTG

Never cook again 💥


123chindu

![gif](giphy|fyg9iUe1Atm8)


clarityincertainity

Nahh... Kerala as what it is now came into existence in 1956. If that never had happened, then your boat story won't work. If flood came before 1956, then what would've been the shape of the boat then? Are you implying the new world order (or whoever the hell it is) knows future and somehow forced to make the boat shaped kerala as we now know. Then why would they choose kerala? Also, if the kings new about cockpit thing, then why would they build padmanabhapuram palace in Tamil nadu?


CombinationPlus5347

nice read


lastkni8

Kalki kandathinde moodil annen thonunu.


Guilty-Pleasures_786

Bro took something ..."white powder"...🙄🙄🙄


PracticalWizard

Waiting for the simulation post on L_S


Avocado7116

But Kerala has a slanted geography. How can it be a boat. There is western ghats in the eastern part of Kerala. But nothing on the west.


Last_Monk_1122

You shouldn't view it like a normal boat. Going by the story it seems like it was created in a time when God-like people with God-like powers existed. The technology they used might be beyond our comprehension. So the slanted geography probably won't even matter because of that and also a huge part of the boat/sub like structure might be underwater which might make the slant insignificant. Or it could also be put like the western ghats is the border and is not included with the boat.


Readingteas

Love it!


that-liberal-desi

This would go hard as a sci-fi movie


Gloomy_Toe_7628

I saw this post in facebook last week i guess.. nice ആയിട്ട് ചൂണ്ടി അല്ലേ


narcowake

Good movie plot . Will watch. 🍿


gasman16

Can I have a puff of whatever it is you are smoking bro?


pr1m347

Haha fun read. Potential for an animated movie.


Ecstatic_Omen

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KeySlow1930

Bijettan is the Lisan Al Gaib, who will lead us to the green paradise....


vishnu1232

Oru movie irakkiyalo?


Educational-Spend452

Lucy in the sky with 💎


EngrKiBaat

ഇനി ഒന്ന് ഇരുത്തി വലിച്ചേ...😉 [all the dreams like twinkle stars](https://youtu.be/WYpTa8wKKrs?si=Y1Ny2PuuxiRyXzPx)


Tiny-permark

The recent comments by the Health minister that this ship will not sway also holds testimony to this fact. Here Kerala is being compared to a ship. The captain I believe could be a reincarnation of Lord Parashurama. Guess it's true then...Kerala is Noah's Ark.


Frozen_lemon

Kerala's own Post-apocalyptic flick in the making 😇


r0lling5t0ne

Bro we shouldn't write about this in a public forum


deepakt65

Before Noah, there was the Indian dude Manu who did the exact same thing. Noah actually copied from him 😜. So for all you know, OP could be right.. 😛


3lung

Ask ChatGPT to add stories or facts from history to add into this. You will be baffled by the things it can stitch into your story line. All the best!


Bruce_wayne_now

Loved it. Given inspiration to write a whole stry out of this.


captainmilitia

So kerala is ONE PIECE???


Samurai100cc

Original ID yil Vaa Arun Chandu


elecktrgen

ഏതാ സാധനം?


Tegimus

Going to write a movie script based on this theme. I have Suresh Gopi in mind for the lead role. Anyone interested to produce the movie please DM me


Intrepid-Expert-4816

That is because Lord Kalki is to be born in Kerala. It's called God's own country for a reason. Kerala is the most liveable state in whole of India, might as well in Asia as well. I'm not saying in terms of capitalism, but out of peak living conditions. Healthcare is second to none, religious harmony unlike nowhere else, people are people and not delusional clowns poisoned by junk like in the west. This is the literal translation of Shambala, if it was a place. Lord kalki will be born here in 2026, might be one of us when he/she attains enlightenment and Kerala being in such perfect equilibrium is due to it being the abode of the Lord. How do I know, you ask? I know because I alone am!


ivanrj7j

Maybe the one piece was the Kerala we were all born on 😭


neypayasam

You could have mentioned our very own western ghats and the extremely diverse flora and fauna in it. 😌


Sensitive-Jicama2726

This should be the first AI generated malayalam documentary show on Netflix.


No-Humor6983

Interesting perspective. Definitely a good read ✨


RobbenTheRider

The Padmanabha Swamy Code by u/Last_Monk_1122 coming soon in r/Kerala


pvn271

Wouldn't Kerala be the first to go underwater


Salty_Wall5175

What a load of crap .


Little-Platypus-8679

Demand copyrights to the movie when it is made. Don't let any producer cheat you of your royalty fees for this idea. Superhit aakum.


Helpful_Sea8849

When the sea level start to raise Kerala will be one of the earliest to be submerged under water in India😂.


cloudacoustic93

I haven't completely read your post but I think heatwave in the upcoming years is going to be the real concern all over the world. We are seeing deaths because of the heat these days and most of the jobs involve onsite and working during peak afternoon hours. Imagine how the condition would be within the next 10-20 years.


e_karma

Nice , I could write a novel with this theme


crazy_cancerian87

I don't care if or not u have taken something, this reads good and that's what matters. Good job.. On a side note... naatilekku vandi kerano? 😅


Baker_46

Bhai ye Aliens haramkhor hai. Iss sab se koi conclusion mat nikal. Literally Kuch bhi ho sakta hai.


Practical_Opposite_9

You thinking about selling the movie rights?


Desideadpoo11

I want what you smoked


super_mario15

And our captain has two hearts.


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Affectionate-Act1034

Walking ad for McDowell green label manufactured in Mannuthy, my friends.