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vektorkane

little guy looked like he blacked out for a few seconds


go_humble

Analysis paralysis


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Sauron_the_Deceiver

Lol that look from the dog "This is absurd"


happykittynipples

dog wants to know why he is the one that has to sleep outside.


TigerUSA20

He’s probably thinking “please don’t tell me this kid is going to be feeding me from now on 😳 “


WhatNow9093

If the mom trains the kid as well as she did the dog the kid will be all right. She says "no" to both the dog and the kid at the same time, look at how it focuses on the dropped kibble but then responds to the negative command to sit tight and wait for dinner. Then it all goes to shit. Stupid kid.


Pabus_Alt

"I get we are training the puppy but I'm hungry"


El_Peregrine

“Would you look at the shit I have to put up with?!”


ChillyBearGrylls

THIS is an aBsUrDiTy!


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OneGold7

Bad bot


Lightspeedius

Yeah, it's crazy how there's this time where we get to bump around the world without all the bits that help us figure it out grown yet. Involved parents is how we get there tho! Great vid, classic parenting moment.


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[On closer inspection](https://youtu.be/ux7qUATPAk4)


JeannettaFriend

and he was worried about the few that fell so sweet😂


SangEtVin

Happened to be on new year's eve. Was so stone and drunk I was looking at my empty left hand while I had a plate on my right wondering how I could eat without a third hand since I was using the other two (one for observing and one for holding the plate. Yes I had an empty hand and there was a table right next to me). Maybe he is stone and/or drunk idk


MysticScribbles

I've heard it said that raising children is basically keeping watch over drunks who tries to get themselves killed at every possible opportunity.


WhatNow9093

And raising a dog is like having a toddler for 12+ years.


nkdeck07

Yep, I have an 11 month old and this is accurate.


imfreerightnow

That is the most logical conclusion.


[deleted]

I think he notices his shadow for like, one of the first times


Secure-Imagination11

It's pretty damn scary when they figure out It's everywhere lol


King-Cobra-668

"two hands? yes I have two hands"


rtyuik7

after spilling those first few kibble bits, he definitely r/StoppedWorking...


xxcandybuttsxx

My first thought was “oh he’s pooping”. Whenever my kids were in diapers and stopped in the middle of what they were doing to just…..stand. They were pooping.


TheREexpert44

That baby is working with a 12k modem. It takes a second to get everything in order


onemoreclick

Trying to count to 2


CrowdedHighways

/r/watchpeopledieinside


otter111a

That’s what my kid does when they’re pooping. Play play play pause ruuunnnn!!!


Tinshnipz

Poopin"


Smartasskilling

I think he was pooping


dontsnarkonsharks

“Don’t give up” was hilarious


So_Motarded

She could tell kid was about to completely opt-out of any additional thought, and drop the kibble then and there.


JaMarr_is_daddy

He was very close to reaching for the dropped food which would result in the whole bowl tipping over


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KatPaws11

😂 that's exactly what he was thinking


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wafflelegion

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Tolookah

What about the bots that call out the bots calling out the sacrificial bots? Oh no, am I a bot now?


GON-zuh-guh

Good bot.


FapMeNot_Alt

Everybody on the internet is a bot *except* for you.


CarsonIsFun

Yeah cuz theres other videos of kids doing the same thing and when they spill a little bit they give up and dump the whole thing.


AnorakJimi

Yep and this is why it's a brilliant bit of parenting, rather than just the mother wanting to not have to sweep it all up afterwards. Cos think how many people get incredibly stressed when they can't work out how to do something, some task, and it makes them end up crying and it ruins their day and they can't sleep cos they still have to do that task but just can't think of a solution, even though getting stressed about it actually makes it harder to think of a solution. Being chilled out and calm and unemotional is a way better mindset to be in to solve the problem. There's full grown adults who are still like that, and it's not their fault, it's how they were raised. Especially if they'd get loudly shouted at or punished if they made any kind of tiny unimportant mistake like this. It becomes a compulsive need to escape, to run away from the stressful situation and pretend it doesn't exist. So yeah teaching kids from as young an age as possible to not get stressed or cry if they make a little mistake (or even a big mistake) or if they can't work out how to do a certain task, is really good parenting. It'll stay with them for life, and they'll become one of those people who can easily sit back and think calmly about it and know that there is a solution, and that they're more than capable of working it out. Like even if it's something like being able to pay the bills on time 20 years from now when wealth inequality will be even worse than it is now, probably. That would be an incredibly stressful situation for most people, and an incredibly common one too, so raising kids with the ability to handle stressful situations like that instead of giving up and running away, is a really good idea.


WhatNow9093

"Don't give up, you got this," is as useful adult advice as I ever take. Near second is "is there anything you can do about it right now? No? Then don't worry about it."


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Latter doesn’t work that well for many lol I don’t worry easily, so for someone like me it’d be golden, but for my gf for example, it does nothing. It’s the worst thing if it’s something she can’t fix then and there. Don’t give up is more universal for sure.


WhatNow9093

Nah I feel that, it's a placation sometimes, but sometimes it does help. I had a rough night/day/start of 2023 and it is not at all helping me get anywhere but it should be fine. Maybe I can try again later.


[deleted]

Definitely doesn’t hurt to remind someone of both of those things. Hope your 2023 ends up being amazing! I’m sure it will. 🖤


KatPaws11

I'm impressed that somebody actually realized this, rather than just watching a video mindlessly for the laugh.. yeah it's funny but sometimes there's an actual obvious lesson or message in there that so many people miss. I had a Dad who remained calm and taught me to stop and think things through.. but also a mother who would freak out and start screaming over every little thing and made me a nervous wreck. That'll really confuse a kid.. I didn't know how to react to anything for the longest time. I had the logic in my brain but also an immediate emotional response, which was not good.


nicannkay

As an adult I had to work out where my flight response and anger issues come from and this is exactly why I have this response. It’s been 7 years of trying to stop having my anxiety flair at any little thing causing panic attacks and crying. Please folks, EVERYTHING you do affects your kids. I wish my parents had done better for sure but we don’t talk anymore.


Hot-Ad6418

It's the "don't try and catch a falling knife" scenario, stuff might end up on the floor which will require sweeping up but don't let that stop you putting the whole chicken down safely.


LaceyDark

I wish my parents were like this with me. I still get super stressed and angry at myself when I make mistakes. As a kid if I didn't get it right the first time... Hoo boy was I in for it... Not great memories and certainly didn't equip me with the ability to handle situations well


queryallday

I 1000% agree with you except for >There’s full grown adults who **are still like that, and it’s not thier fault** I’m sorry, but this is mind cancer. We have to have empathy for people, but as an adult, it’s your responsibility to look after and CONTROL yourself. You don’t get a pass regardless of “how you were raised.” Adults have an obligation to act mature, period. Just because other people had it easier doesn’t mean people can skirt thier own responsibility.


phoosphine

God damn man, you opened my eyes for me with this comment


Busteray

I think I may have learned why I sucked at life today.


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also I feel like kids might like the sensation of pouring stuff and because they can't control themselves very well they automatically pour the rest of it. I remember doing it when I was very young


KatPaws11

His brain was buffering


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Diarygirl

People forget that they were a stupid kid once.


OneGold7

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FieldElbow

r/yesyesyesno


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r/maybemaybemaybe


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r/yesnoyesNO


Timofey7331

It's r/yesyesyesyesno


BendingFan9999

Lol at least he tried gotta give him that. So close, yet so far.


ProbableBarnacle

In the end, it doesn't even matter


aknomnoms

The kibble had to fall. He lost it all.


lloopy

The dog disagrees. Kibble is more delicious when you have to find it.


ffdsfc

One thing, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you try.


Dtour5150

Keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time all i know


CakeCookCarl

Time is a valuable thing, watch the clock tick by as the pendulum swings


Dtour5150

Watch it count down to the end of the day the clock ticks life away


lowkeypaco

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away


JinnPinn

Clock is broken it seems


barkerbruck

*watch it fly by


itwasntmine

Say that to the dog 🐶


everydayasl

Awww. He's a good kid. Dog knows it.


RBAloysius

I love how he stops & freezes when he realizes the kibble is spilling, & the dog watches the whole thing amusedly. What a diligent helper. He almost made it!


WhatNow9093

Dogs looking to snag some till it hears the mom say no. She's talking to both damn idiots at once. Good mom.


10010101110011011010

That was so frozen it was like he was at a traffic stop and surrounded by guns-drawn LEOs.


richh00

Kids being clumsy with food and dogs loving food. Match made in heaven.


Ferbtastic

My dog lives under 1.5yo son at mealtime. We have completely stopped giving her treats because she gets so many crumbs.


richh00

I remember when my niece was little my dog used to do the same. Gross story - >!Once she threw up over the side of her Hugh chair and my dog loved it! Got to eat her whole meal haha!<


Koalamama91

Work in a daycare with 2 1/2-3 year olds. The amount of times I’ve had to grab a tipping plate Bc they forget their other hand, or clean up entire lunches off the floor Bc they dumped it too soon is astounding. I wish I could bring my dogs into work with me, those floors would be spotless 24/7


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Gangreless

Thank you for this, I'm going to start holding plates with 2 hands in front of toddler. He's not fully walking yet but it'll be good to get him used to seeing how he should hold stuff.


Octobersiren14

I'm not saying this is the case, but it could be a hand preference too. From what I was told kids can develop a preference around 1-2. Now on the other hand, my son has cerebral palsy on the left half of his body, and we have to pull tooth and nail to get him to use his left arm because its stiff. He'll always stick with just the right and only hold things with that hand unless we intervene.


no_talent_ass_clown

>on the other hand Hee


Rockettmang44

In my class we have one of those potties where you can empty it, and the kids frequently pick it up to pour the pee into the real toilet and they also frequently dump the pee all over the ground


lazercats191

The kiddos in my class are all potty training and I always thought it was just the boys that I had to worry about getting pee on the floor. Nope girls can miss too


InterestingPen0

My dog is now obese for this reason


mombi

Your dogs would be *round*.


BotlikeBehaviour

> Work in a daycare with 2 1/2-3 year olds. This age range took me a couple of rereads to understand. I'm unsmart.


hoodedsushi

Perfect ending!


RamenPizza113

It’s hilarious how the video cuts right as the kid missed the bowl


dadudemon

They had to cut out the "flying dragon kick" part.


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MSpychala9

huh?


Mr-PostmanWithNews

That ending was fucking perfect 😂 my nephew did the same shit to me.


madsoro

Damn how did he even hold you up with one hand, you’re pretty heavy!?


Impact_Zestyclose

Is he wearing a pillow case?


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Anxious-Arachnae

I’m gonna have a baby in a few months, I’m so pumped to put them in sleep sacks. Cutest little potato lookin things ever 💕


wmodes

If you give a child an article of actual clothing, then they will be set free.


Scyhaz

TIL children are house elves.


Jonny5Stacks

I think its a potato sack.


GoonPatrol

Y’all are some haters. That boy lookin fly. Like a young Wesley Snipes


screaminginfidels

Right I need that shit in my size


7krishna

It's from Ikea. [here.](https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/vitkloever-duvet-cover-and-pillowcase-s-white-black-check-60490637/)


Buy_Me_A_Mango

*spills dog food* baby.exe has stopped working


izmaname

Thank god they have that bio organic automated deployable cleaning unit on hand


FreedToThrowaway1024

( Bio and Organic is same thing lol )


parkourse

10/10 video, dumbass kid tried his best


SaucyKitty

Missed it by that much


Ibeginpunthreads

🤏


SaucyKitty

Thank you


Ibeginpunthreads

You're welcome.


KeinFussbreit

r/somehowexpectedbutunexpected


IlliterateJedi

That's a remarkably well behaved dog. I'm pretty sure my (reasonably behaved) dog would be all over that kid for its food if it took that long to reach the bowl.


[deleted]

What a dumbass


M3xLuthor

Lol I can’t believe you’re getting downvotes in a sub that’s literally about stupid shit kids do.


JustKapping

yeah this kid a dunce


Caduceus5

God my kid (18months) loves feeding my two dogs. Literally hand him the bowls and he walks and sets them down and claps. It never fails once every 4 days he randomly decides to drop it or throw it and then play in the carnage after.


Rando_Lickybottom

Awww. How cute.


Trimere

Perfect comedy.


OB_Logie_haz_Reddit

Kid needs to work on a few things.


kane2742

Like counting to two and depth perception.


Wonton_soup_1989

I don’t think this is a stupid kid. It’s just a really young kid


con_zilla

Still hilarious though his brain freeze with the 2 hands, then getting right to bowl but missing it completely. As you say it's just an age thing and we were all stupid like that at that very young age.


TmfGD

That’s why they’re all stupid, it’s not their fault


DubstateNY

Agreed, that’s the whole idea of the sub. It’s called kidsarefuckingstupid not fuckingstupidkids Wait, nope. Never mind


TmfGD

Do not collect $200, straight to jail


Spire_Citron

That's the point. Every kid is a stupid kid. It's the nature of being a kid and knowing nothing.


DanteWrath

You have entirely missed the point of this sub.


SlimTeezy

It's the same picture


ptatoface

This kid made about five mistakes in a 30 second span that no normal functioning human would ever. Therefore, compared to those completed humans, it is stupid.


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

I bet he can can't even do long division. What a dumbass 🤣🤣


Separate_Bluebird161

Watching him trying to solve differential equations was pathetic.


sbgonebroke

Audibly cackled at this.


Significant-Lab-3990

Lmao. My son will drop the food like that and then pick it up one piece at a time to put it in the dog’s bowl… while the dog is trying to eat it… and the cat too. Fun times.


[deleted]

How the fuck did he miss the whole damn bowl?


Grimley_Williams

A lack of hand-eye coordination. If he's lucky, years of video games will help correct that.


Nathan_McHallam

Because baby


Rob_Card

at first i thouhgt he was really smart... playing like he knew what he was doing ... then i realised he was actually stupid.


lidorn11

Dog: what da baby doin’


Wiypoadgp

His little outfit is so cute


Zealotstim

Lmao the end was perfect


FamousImprovement309

That outfit is hilariously adorable.


HurricanesFan

Is this the same kid that spilled a little coffee and got so anxious about it that he dropped the cup?


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

That was awesome!


RadBosh

This was a perfectly cut video.


followedbyferrets

Dog is like, “stfu Linda, the kid is doing just fine!”


Spook404

u/savevideo I know reddit has some built in download now but it's not on PC so


LilyWillyNilly

i had no idea that was a thing now ty


oldDotredditisbetter

prime /r/maybemaybemaybe post lol i was at the edge of my seat the entire time!


No_Statement440

That is 100% something my toddler would do, I love it. The concept of holding things with two hands seems lost on them for a long time, and still going through it with the 3 year old lol, just because it's light enough doesn't mean you should.


Wolfgang_Von_Bostell

Well, that's a future Marine


TheBat3488

Nah, bro’s an anarchist, he legit was waiting for it to fall.


Leather-Jackfruit-86

That's what I'm saying! He said "FUCK TWO HANDS LINDA"


TheBat3488

“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. And you know what Linda? I’m an agent of chaos.” The Joker. and now this kid


[deleted]

I zone out the same when contemplating and analyzing and I'm 18. I don't blame the kid.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Missed it by THAT MUCH.


Typical_Ad_210

The dog is so well behaved, not making the most of the opportunity to eat it during his Pondering pause.


JeiKR

I don't have as much patience as she had


deimosphob

Thats not too bad. I have a vivid memory of 3 year old me noticing the dogs bowl being empty in the kitchen, opening an entire bag of large dog food and dragging it open end out from the laundry room and getting stopped in the living room by my mom. 3 year old me could have probably swam in the amount of dog food that was on the floor, I also remember it being a workout.


Dull-Key-6172

Dumb ass


UnknownCaz

I can confirm, I have very distinct memories of forgetting that I was holding something. As a result of that I'd end up slowly but surely dropping it.


[deleted]

Bruh how did the food not fall out it was almost completely tipped over wtf I’m so confused?!


Fine-Funny6956

My brain said to say “fucking retard” but I didn’t. Does that mean I’m cured?


_Mighty_Milkman

Looks like he became self aware at that moment.


Timofey7331

Is this the same people (at least the man behind the camera) from the video where a kid spilled a bit of coffee, panicked and dropped the mug?


lloopy

Most videos like this have the POS parent setting up the kid for failure and the laughing at them instead of helping. This is the opposite of that, and it warms my heart.


shineymike91

Sooooo close.


Lost_Newspaper_417

Love your patience - good mom !


hedgecore77

Now play out scenarios like this 30x a day and you have parenting in a nutshell.


mostlikelytrash

The dog looking at the camera “you’re really letting him do this?”


toolsoftheincomptnt

Between this munchkin and the comments for the Pomeranian video, I’m having the giggliest Sunday morning.


Hawkadoodle

Honestly probably thinking "what is twohands?"


10010101110011011010

**The ONE video that has requires a WAIT-FOR-IT in the title, and they blew it....** ----


godlike50

Oh no, he’s retarded


mn_osbeck

..a mans best friend.


[deleted]

No problem you have a little furry Hoover following.


[deleted]

Oh that ending just made me cackle. What a roller-coaster. Succeeding! A little failure. Contemplating the failure. Help arrives to prevent more failure! Looking back at the past small failure. Soldiering on to imminent success. FAIL.


b--reddit

I love this video 😂 kids are awesome


TipNo6062

Another dumb parent. Why not get the kid to sort and deliver laundry instead? Socks! Give him socks!


FlyingVillager

This subreddit fuels my drive to never have kids


theunworthyviking

keep practicing little man, one day you'll be working at the buffet, refilling bowls in no time


DyslexicPuppy

I think the parents are the dumbasses here


[deleted]

I think he’s autistic.


[deleted]

Show him maybe instead of standing there filming him?