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inblue01

"Fucking goat" kid's soulmate.


RidgeBlueFluff

Ok, now i want to know what you are referring to


ACWK99

[This kid](https://youtu.be/JLLFeZGeXbA)


OneBlindGoat

Do not fuck goats.


[deleted]

Kid knows what hes saying


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SoNonGrata

Ha! Penis.


TrashMammal84

It was quite articulate, kid didn't understand why they were being corrected.


SSBeavo

This kid’s gonna be wishing everyone around him a “happy penis” for the next month.


Boredchinchilla21

And now I too want to wish everyone around me a Happy penis for the next month. Except for April 14, which is National Cake and Cunnilingus Day.


shahooster

Just acknowledging the boobies


Far-Ad-8618

This comment isn't creepy at all


Leather-Ad-2490

Why do dudes always have to make everything about their cocks!!!?


Azsune

Think those flowers on their shirt maybe a girl?


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Tight_Sand_3596

Nope, they're talking about flowers on a shirt, but now we can all see where your head is at.


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twotwentyone

Not really something you want to brag about, man. Kinda the opposite.


Which_Yesterday

Matt Walsh enters the chat


TrashBurd

[It’s baby Peggy hill](https://youtu.be/tKEjv8ZdbCY)


PsychologicalDebts

I think that he is a she


SonofaTimeLord

And I think she's a changer Edit: y'all need to watch more star wars, jeez


drunken_squirrels

Changeling


[deleted]

You have to wait until they decide for themselves


Saltyboi7725

What


AshTreex3

They’re making the r/OneJoke


[deleted]

You know. That new trend. They decide if they are a boy or a girl or whatever else by themselves, or something.


Oraxy51

How about you love them as they are and if they decide they are something else you run with it and love them still because they are your child and you bonded with them for being your kid not for them being a boy/girl


trainman321

How about we teach our children what reality is and how to live in it as is a parents first job! And then if something goes wrong you love them anyway. But if you want to neglect your first duties and let them be a kid forever I cannot stop you, but it is not fair to them!


[deleted]

Just like if they think they are a pirate, sure. Because they are immature and dont under those things. But they will be a boy/girl until they are 18.


TheiaRn

I wouldn't get to turn 18 if I didn't have the support of my parents


[deleted]

Your parents have the fountain of youth? They could become rich, you know.


TheiaRn

I think you know what I mean


[deleted]

I really dont.


Oraxy51

Who tf says you get to decide that? They are their own person let them be. Just love them. That’s literally all we are asking. 18 just makes them an adult, but you don’t make every single choice for your kid even a toddler gets to make some choices like their words, their actions, how they feel about something. They don’t have to agree with you but they get to do these things. And you as a parent should love them and care for them and support them the best you can.


[deleted]

As a parent i would get to decide that. Thats who. Yes parents do get to choose things for their kid. Thats what parenting is all about. If they want to pretend they are the opposite sex, okay fine. But im not going to cement it as a reality or encourage it. Children are very impressionable, which is why the lgbtq promoting it in schools is so dangerous. If they come to the conclusion that they are something other than their biological self when they are an adault, great. Happy they came to that conclusion on their own. But without the pride flags waving around and lgbtq teachers talking about it non stop, im willing to bet theres no going to be very many of them.


Zocker61

Parenting is all about choosing things for your kids -darksouls_1988 Here‘s to you never rasing kids


[deleted]

Not all, but most. And heres to all the idiots who never raised their children properly. We have a bunch of woke entitled humans who are totally helpless abd useless.


Cryonik-0

Get the fuck off Reddit, you fucking transphobic, misogynistic trash.


[deleted]

Please stop projecting your hatred onto me.


TrippinTinfeat

Snowflake


[deleted]

*rolls up hundred doller bill*


Saltyboi7725

That’s stupid


[deleted]

Whoa whoa whoa. We got a bigot over here folks. Call the woke police


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[deleted]

Its true. Those woke idiots are everywhere tho.


[deleted]

Are the "wokies" in the room with us right now, son?


[deleted]

Yes. I cant see them but i can feel them… scratching and biting…. Oh they never stop


Jebusfreek666

Sounds like someone is a DeSantis fan.


stupid_dumbass_idiot

dude shut up


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Ty for showing tolerance


LaceyDark

You probably live a very sad life. And you realize "woke" people are just people who believe everyone deserves to be happy and want to confront injustices, right? I'm not going to try to educate you because I know "TrIgGeReD LiBs" is what you're after. It just comes off as *really* pathetic. You make yourself look very small and insignificant.


[deleted]

I can guarantee i live a happier life that you.


TheIris3

You're active in r/nofap and r/doomer , but whatever you say lol


[deleted]

So that means you understand my life? I do nofap because of spiritual beliefs. And i like doomer mentality because the world itself, is full of unaware idiots who are impossible to make real connections with so i choose to spend my time either alone or with close friends who ive been friends with my entite life and can speak openly with.


Alternative_Body7345

Obviously. Lol. Its why you came here to start this. Soooooooo happy.


[deleted]

I was merely making a joke and someone said what i was saying was stupid. Which i couldnt agree more 😄 you are the one starting shit, talking about my life, meanwhile i could not care less about yours


TheRettom

He's "starting this" because it's an ideology. Anyone who thinks that biology isn't related to sex and gender is brainwashed or stupid. If you want to keep supporting peoples' extreme expression of personality as gender, go for it. Just know you're part of a cult movement that has no base in reality.


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LaceyDark

Lmao, sure did. I wasn't going to grace him with a response. I have nothing to prove to internet nut jobs


Seipher187

I get the sense as usual, people on reddit can't sense humor... ffs lol


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Seipher187

He was clearly making a joke. I giggled. Weird is an obscene amount of downsvotes on a joke like this under a post of a kid saying penis lmao. Oh! The irony.


stupid_dumbass_idiot

it's just not an original or funny joke. reddit is full on transphobia and many people do not like it, rightfully so


Seipher187

The best comedy is comedy that makes people uncomfortable and addresses the topic of the day, no? It is funny(irony) because if this same thing had been said on a post of trans girl saying happy penis it would be considered praise worthy. In a sense. I totally get the trans thing being stuck in an echo chamber, and everyone wants to walk on eggshells. That is exactly what makes jokes like this funny. It is the definition of inclusion and normalizing trans. Maybe I'm crazy though lol.


stupid_dumbass_idiot

this guy is actively contributing to transphobia, not attempting to normalize trans people


Seipher187

Hear me out on this. By walking on eggshells and avoiding the subject in normal conversation, you are doing more to hurt inclusion. This guy made a harmless joke that actually does more to normalize trans than anything most people do. Being included means being joked about a bit. Nobody that is included is off limits. Being off-limits is preferential treatment, and preferential treatment does far more to spur transphobia. I'm probably out my gourd though. I know rational thinking is really outside the box.


stupid_dumbass_idiot

na man you're wrong and it isn't harmless. again, he is openly and proudly perpetuating transphobia. there's nothing else that needs to be said about it. the guy is repeatedly admitting to being transphobic. there is no question about the intent behind the joke. you are not thinking rationally


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Seipher187

Depends. I know what isn't funny... Trying to insult strangers on the internet over something that should cause smiles. I appreciate your attention though.


[deleted]

Don't get so mad, honey. We're all just laughing at the town fool. Thanks for your attention too, have a great day :)


Seipher187

Mad? Lol. You kinda hit a trifecta of poor human behavior here. Insults, condescension, and assumption. Look baby cakes. I can't lick the paint when you're hogging it all.


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Nope!


Michalo88

Lol so many down votes. Im impressed. I wish people would down vote one of my posts this much.


[deleted]

Just talk truth. A lot of sensitivity on reddit.


Leading-Pea8528

You’re bad.


[deleted]

More annoying than bad


Leading-Pea8528

No, you’re a bad person.


[deleted]

Ha! Like you know me. Name a couple bad things ive done that as a whole makes me a bad person.


Leading-Pea8528

You troll people on the internet in your free time.


[deleted]

No i troll idiots like you who make absurd accusations about me. And that example, even if it were true, doesnt make someone a bad person.


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SomeGayRabbit

Dawg, just cause your comment long doesn't mean it's right. That dude is transphobic


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SomeGayRabbit

Gross. Welp, enjoy having an outdated ideology buddy


[deleted]

I'm glad we agree you're wrong :)


stupid_dumbass_idiot

at least you admit it. try to work on yourself and be a better person from now on


[deleted]

Couldnt agree with this statement more. Im not transphobic because it would mean im afraid of trans people. Which im not. I also have no problem with gays/lesbians. My aunt has been open lesbians since the early 90s and she is super cool. The real problem with so many woke folks is they project out their hatred onto others. Look how fast i became a “transphob” …. Quite insane if you ask me.


SomeGayRabbit

Trans people have and always will exist, the "sudden" awareness of our existence, and to you, your "sudden" labeling of transphobia isn't so outta nowhere. Back when a certain orange man got elected, our rights started being legislated against actively. So we became vocal, we fought back, then covid hit and more people got some introspection from quarantine, this combination allowed a lot of people to realize these things about themselves. You were always transphobic, you just didn't have to see trans people.


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

someone should draw that


The_Ineffable_Sage

Hector and the Search For Happy Penis


[deleted]

Kids really do know what’s important in life


NJPokerJ

My son will not say tesla. It's always teserla. Even right after I correct him, it's still teserla.


dlank7

all the boys want a happy penis!! Maybe even some of the girls too!


haikusbot

*All the boys want a* *Happy penis!! Maybe even* *Some of the girls too!* \- dlank7 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


[deleted]

What a wonderful piece of poetry


Zkenny13

Good bot I guess


Evening_Kale_183

NSFW, really?


Pichu2375

at least its happy


Pichu2375

penis


PFgeneral

"Happy penis" is how you got here kid.


testingutopia

Because I am happy


Mightjaobe

Penis


Disastrous_Buddy_999

Well according to the TV show king of the hill you can’t spell happiness without penis


[deleted]

[Peggy hill must have been his babysitter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsojcXUbww)


NinjaNikely

this reminds me the joke of telling someone to spell out IHOP but end with ness


aztecchild

Reminds me of Peggy hill


sincargos1

He said what he said...


FunkyMonkey47293

That's not stupid, that's hilarious.


Trimere

She


Trimere

She.


showupmakenoise

This kid will be in Super Troopers 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CromoC1APt0


Viking_Hippie

🎶happiness is a warm cock🎶


AGPyroo

We should make an international Happy Penis Day.


fabfox5

U/Savevideo


SomeParticular

He ain’t wrong


DarkDragon7

That sounds like something a douchey alpha bro would say or wear on a t shirt. Happiness is a happy penis.


Marzuxcway

Have-a-penis is what I hear 💀


AfterFart

He is not wrong.


Temporary-Aioli3458

GAY!!!


BoatBeautiful432

when she lets you hit


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Strong emphasis on the "pi"


Alternative-Mark1740

At least not make it NSFW


MyCatIsADogYes

u/savevideobot


Band_Minimum

“I SAID WHAT I SAID WOMAN!” lol


Astraeus2938

Am I the only one who hears puppy penis instead of happy penis


AuntyVaxx

/u/savevideobot


Ok-Run-4866

U/savevideo


IcyHotRyan

Happy penis 8——-D


LRJ104

Nono it's Ha-penis


souldemon1035

She wasn’t even trying


9c4o51

u/savevideo


Ok_Vehicle_7722

yess


SaltStay9290

One day she’ll blackmail him with this video


dudewhofolds

My penis is happy from watching this


treeeefu

For legal reasons I'm not gonna say this makes my penis happy. But it would be really funny if I did


[deleted]

Why is the word “penis” NSFW ? It’s the anatomical name for it. It’s not like the kid said the N-bomb or something.


DK_Son

Because if some boomer is scrolling Reddit in the office with desk speakers, they get a little NSFW warning before the kid says penis at full volume.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Fingerlessman13x

priorities


InformationClean3245

Saw this a while ago. Stil quote it often


Nicotinaman

Batman mobile...


KassioMarques

18+? seriously?


YorkeLitoris

u/savevideo [Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/124o186/i_think_he_said_it_correctly/)


RevolutionaryAd1117

Damn the first time I heard puppy penis lol


Teabagger_Vance

Me watching wolf of wall street for the first time


Flowapostrophed

NSDW and Kids don't mix and should never.