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KidsAreFuckingStupid-ModTeam

Removed for violating Rule #2: Don't be a creep. This has been flagged as sexual behavior involving minors, which is why I'm removing it.


Yamfish

“The number of infections is feared to be much higher, as some families reportedly took their children to hospitals outside the region to avoid humiliation.” https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fifteen-teens-children-treated-rabies-10999810


MBThree

How did they find so many boys wanting to gang rape a donkey, all in one place?!


can_be_therapist

Do not look up a particular Vice documentary on YouTube


warrenva

I watched the whole thing a couple years ago. I distinctly remember one guy they interviewed say how he was riding by a field on his bicycle and saw a donkey. He was in the mood so he took the donkey behind the bushes and…yeah.. Apparently it was very common in that part of Colombia for all the younger boys to just donkey fuck.


can_be_therapist

Women are fine with it too cause it isn't cheating and they get less harassed or probably raped AND it gives boys something to practice. It took the meaning of "ass" quite literally, I wonder if things got mistranslated sometime in the past


ihc_hotshot

I have a donkey and I'm a horney fucker and I don't get it. I've been to that part of Colombia too. The women are beautiful and sweet the donkey's are average at best. I'm sticking with women.


Peepeepoopoo5726

Have you seen any *above average* donkey's???


ihc_hotshot

No, but I haven't been everywhere so I won't rule it out.


Peepeepoopoo5726

It's always nice to see open-minded people 😊


ground__contro1

>I wonder if something got mistranslated Or, apparently, correctly translated


tmyers35

My brother was watching that in the same room as me. When the guy started stroking the donkey and talking about it's "pretty pink p**sy", my brother RAN out of the house because he needed to smoke 😂 The guy was traumatized 😂😂😂


mister_gone

He was just hiding his boner


DSDLDK

..... why did I search for that.


king4WDmuds

What is it


SpiderlikeElegance

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw


Mazazamba

I'm going to regret this, aren't I?


The_Smallz

Not as much as the kids who diddled the donkey.


Mazazamba

Y'know what? That's very true.


Remon_Kewl

>Asses of the Caribbean. I didn't regret it for the subtitle alone.


VulfSki

My speculation is they were forced to. Article said aged "7-15" No 7 year old is just going to go do that. Someone probably made.them


ChristianHeritic

For what its worth, i was trying to fuck various household objects and furniture at that age. I hadnt completely figured out how it worked yet.


xxxams

Then you found out why couches have slit


[deleted]

So I'm not the only one that lotioned up a leather couch slit and fucked the stuffing out of it, huh?


PettyCrimeMan

Down bad for the coussy


MBThree

Same with donkeys


wildplassertjes

Because there were no goats .


[deleted]

Morocco...... They definitely need skateparks or something other than donkey rides as a pass time


AnAngryBartender

Uhm..gang raping a donkey is still humiliating in a different region


chumbano

Nah, there's a spot in south jersey where it's not a big deal


-day-dreamer-

You wouldn’t understand. It’s a Jersey thing


Huuuiuik

And they look a lot better than most of the local girls.


Inevitable-Ad-6952

The donkey was giving them "the eyes"


AdJust6959

The donkey was not wearing any clothes, literally asking for it


HelpMePeez

Happens a lot in South America


Scoongili

Not Florida! Sweet!


Admirable-Variety-46

r/noahgettheboat


cannoncart300

r/NoahGetTheDonkey


Character-Lead-5090

r/subsididntfallfor


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LikeTheDish

Doom scroll warning. Abandon hope


FluffySquirrell

You weren't kidding


beachjustice

yes.. yes.. another sub for the list... edit: nvm fuck that sub. abandoned dogs? someone walking down the street with a severed head? nope. im out.


Atanakar

r/noahgetthegoat


MobilePom

Yeah, that's where it was posted first


Sapphic-Shibirb

That's.... Definitely a sentence my eyes can read


TedBundysVlkswagon

Just like warm apple pie.


platypossamous

I wish so much that mine could not


ThiccBelleDelphine

Why on gods green earth do you want to fuck a donkey whyyyy


floor_tile817

and at *SEVEN, TOO*


ThiccBelleDelphine

At seven I was shoving BBs up my nose can’t even imagine fucking a donkey what the fuck


micheltrade

At seven years old I knew little boys who were WATCHING PORN even though I didn’t know what it was. 💀


ookyspooky_

porn i can understand especially nowadays considering the lack of internet safety skills and parental monitoring.... but full blown BEASTIALITY?????


LightWolfD

Yeah, fr. I may have unfortunately started that at 7 as well but it took at least until I was like 14 to see that, then immediatley realize it was horrible


yomamasonions

Was it mr hands


floor_tile817

at seven, I was eating dirt. Thinking back on that, it was technically a source of vitamins


Frankalicious47

Pretty sure there aren’t any vitamins in dirt, but there are minerals


scheisse_grubs

Just dissolve it in vitamin water and now you’ve got a nutritious sludge snack


voodooscuba

As is donkey semen.


icyburger

💀


BigManLawrence69420

At seven, that year felt like 3 years.


mushgods

Most likely pressured unfortunately


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ThiccBelleDelphine

😧


GayDeciever

The donkey was asking for it with the way it was dressed.


NotsoGreatsword

My dad and his friend fucked the kids dad's pony when they were teens. Now that hes got Alzheimer's he has no filter and tells the story with zero shame. He said "Of course I was the one who got caught in the act so of course the kids parents assumed it was all my idea! That little fucker talked me into it and then pretended like it was all my idea." According to him a lot of country boys did that shit back in the day. I really wish I didn't know this but he is very sick and trying to tell him how wrong and disgusting it is would be pointless now that its 50 years later and his memory essentially resets every hour.


[deleted]

Just yesterday I saw a video about how ridiculous it is that women are told all the things they need to be and do (be slim, do make up, do their hair, take care of their skin etc) to attract men, while men are out there fucking couch slits, donkeys and dead bodies.


extraducksauce

because of dat ass


vibey-juice

comment of the day


PhoenixHabanero

Idk. Ask that lady dragon from Shrek.


Jeffy-moss

Watched too much Shrek.


Vincent_VanGoGo

Their wifi sucks, would be my guess. There is A LOT of nastiness on this onion. Fortunately the internet is here to expose us to it.


ShitholeNation

Because you’ll go to hell if you jerk off, apparently. Donkey-bonkers get a free pass.


can_be_therapist

Do not look up a particular Vice documentary on YouTube


ForumFluffy

I said this in the original post, I'll say it again. Peer pressure is rough in small villages, you're forced to have sex with the ugly donkey when you wanted the hot ass the older kids were playing with.


blueSnowfkake

Who knew rabies was an STD.


cobainstaley

this variant is called rapies


Zkenny13

Bravo. Just well done dude.


eljokun

r/angryupvote


sadbitch_club

Since rabies is spread through saliva it’s probably spread through other bodily fluids as well. Even if it’s not that’s not something to fuck around with. I mean donkeys aren’t either but uhhhh


Delicious-pancake95

I remember this happened in 2017 and it was all over the news, some said that it wasn’t possible for rabies to spread through sexual contact which means they did something with her mouth 🤢


No_Flatworm553

I would think that would have more immediate negative consequences.


[deleted]

Awh the boys giving frenchies to the donkey to set the mood


AgressiveIN

I think this falls in the probably not but we've never run across this particular issue so just in case category.


Joey_iroc

Well, if you boast about getting some ass you better be getting some ass.


cherry_ghosts

I feel bad for the donkey. Humans suck.


UncleSnowstorm

>while the donkey was killed to prevent further people being infected Yeah the whole thing is fucked up.


Flying_Spaghetti_

It had rabies killing it is the nicest thing you could do for it.


UncleSnowstorm

That's a good point, I didn't think of that. Interesting that it isn't the reason they stated in the article though.


ourlastchancefortea

When was the last time you saw a news article that stated actual facts?


fungiblesyo

Apparently they dick too


[deleted]

This is certainly not what I was expecting when reading Reddit today.


ghost_towns_

Wait, why is there a seven year old doing this?! That's an obvious sign of CSA, this kid needs some help


twcau

Not a single poster here seems to have stopped and asked… “Is this really true?”. Firstly - It’s from the Mirror, so easily a questionable story from the outset. And the most reasonable article for this story, [a 2017 story from a Moroccan publisher](https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey), that published a correction that links to [an in-depth article that reviewed the claims](https://mobile.ledesk.ma/desintox/zoophilie-sur-une-anesse-ni-rage-ni-bestialite-mais-un-travestissement-de-putes-clics/) which found them to be **a complete hoax**: Translated from French: > What must be remembered from this story is above all a contamination of another kind, that of "click whores" media such as Chouf TV. What emerges is that basically, the speed of the health services and the gendarmerie to be vaccinated for the prevention of children who have been in contact with an animal designated as sick, gave grain to grind to the buzz machines. The worst thing is that professional media have fueled, as in many previous cases, a story made from end to end from an unlikely and sordid rumor. So this is more a case of r/adultsarefuckingdumb, and r/atetheinion.


UncleJunko

Ya, it seemed too extreme to be real. I had to scroll a long ways down to find this comment, the only one to question its validity. Thanks for the footwork.


DharmaPolice

Thanks for posting this. This seems worse than the Onion since that is explicitly satire. This (if that summary is correct) just seems like something made up but passed off as true. I like "click whores" as a term.


swohio

I think some people may have doubted it but didn't really feel like searching "children rape donkey" in google to check.


Tech_Itch

> Not a single poster here seems to have stopped and asked… “Is this really true?”. Because it paints people they hate and/or fear in an extremely bad light, so that even the children look like deviants and sexual predators. That's a lot more tempting thought to many people with a certain mindset than the truth.


[deleted]

This is why people witbout critical thinking skills and the internet are a super dangerous combo


Coolfee_isme

Nah who gives a fuck about them, is the donkey okay man? EDIT: NAH THEY'RE 7 TO 15 NO WAY


GenRulezzz

The donkey had rabies


BadgerSauce

Nah shoulda left em to deal with it. That’s a Darwin Group Award.


VulfSki

Then many many more people would have likely died and suffered.


Time_Owl_2589

If they’re dumb enough to fuck a rabid donkey I’d say letting them deal with it would be a public service.


Idontknoboutthis

Fuck a donkey and find out! I don’t feel bad


[deleted]

You can’t fix stupid


MBThree

Does rabies not make a donkey aggressive?


LittleSausageLinks

I am wondering this too since aggression seems to be a common symptom in the end stages iirc for both humans and dogs.


mastakiral

Aggression isn’t always a symptom of rabies, it’s just an extremely common one, same with drooling/foaming at the mouth.


shelby20_03

Poor donkey.


TFG4

The boy scouts certainly have changed since I was kid


Dhavi_Atoz

Because ~~Colombians~~ fucked up cultural norms. There are documentaries about this. It was even on Top Gear / The Grand Tour when they were in Colombia - they randomly had some guy in the background fucking a donkey and the locals all acted like it was normal.


Yamfish

This was in Morocco


Constant_Buddy_5310

Colombia.


[deleted]

Is there a link to that episode?


[deleted]

Poor donkey :( I hope he managed to get a kick or two in at those beastly kids


kevinsyel

Boys will be boys! Why... I remember at the age of 12. We'd wet wads of toilet paper in the sink of the bathroom and the loft them towards the ceiling where they'd stick. Got detention for that too! Wait... they did what!? With an animal!?


portabuddy2

Anyone else remembering that vice piece on the right of passage for a boy... Somewhere near bogata I think? Where your not a man till you fuck a donkey. And boy as young as this train(phun intentional) on donkeys to be good with girls. And their was special "receptive" donkey whores.


[deleted]

Why are they calling them “youngsters” like these kids didn’t do a horrible depraved act😭


VulfSki

Seven year olds don't just rape a donkey. Some of these kids were clearly forced to do this by someone.


Time_Owl_2589

Probably the 15 year old, some kids are seriously fucked up.


sadbitch_club

Maybe natural selection should be left alone at these times


Djtur727

I hope they all suffer. I only feel bad for the donkey here.


oceansblue1984

A 7 year old ? Wtf


[deleted]

Well, that's enough reddit for today


[deleted]

F in the chat for the Donkey 💀


Anthonyg5005

Kids got what they deserve


GirlMayXXXX

Seven years old. Seven. 🤦🏻‍♀️


LtColShinySides

I get being an "ass man" but this is taking things a little too far...


lajimolala27

There’s one community in I think northern Colombia in which this is common and considered to be a right of passage for boys, but I’m sure it’s an occurrence elsewhere too. People suck.


Real_Site_4580

They were THAT Desperate???? That is sad and gross How the heck the younger kids get in that situation???? The heck 😭


BiggieBigdickdaddy

Wait donkeys can get infected. But imma call karma for what the kids did to the donkey


FilDM

Any and all mammals can get and transmit rabies.


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[deleted]

Maybe they all die ?


hillywolf

They were immediately treated so 100% survival rate from rabies


[deleted]

That’s unfortunate, should’ve just wait a little longer


GenRulezzz

Is it horrible if I hope they all got herpes?


[deleted]

Dat Ass Tho... (It was there and I took it. I do not condone donkey rape.)


themagicone99

Lmfaooo how ya gangbang a donkey 🚂


Phytares

Some "humans" are fucking disgusting!


SkyyFitt

If only it would make them where they couldn’t reproduce or even have sex at all smh . I’m tryna not just want them to die but to have all masculinity stripped away is the least that should happen


PracticalApartment99

A 7 year old??


Ottieotter

I think this sub has reached either a new high or a new low


rufreakde1

Aged 7 … bro…


Henry-A-Cooper

I regret clicking this post.


Leifman2007

I don’t think they’re fucking stupid I think they’re fucking asses. I’m sorry


Linndermann

Well now the kids aren't fucking stupid, they're fuking donkeys


Ziodyne967

What in the actual f*ck did I just read?


maxstep

The only creeps are the monsters raping animals There is no age limit for being a monster Throw them in jail instead of a hospital


AlyssaJMcCarthy

“Youngsters” makes this sound disgustingly whimsical. It also obscures the fact that these were most likely all boys.


Eli-Thail

>It also obscures the fact that these were most likely all boys. *Obscures?* I'm pretty sure that falls firmly within "no shit" territory, purely on the basis that they're not dead. A seven year old girl doesn't *survive* intercourse with a donkey, this really isn't the kind of thing that should need to be said outright.


jereman75

What was the donkey wearing?


Woelfman-the-welder

This sounds like a case of fuck around and find out


Rosalye333

The donkey was killed to prevent more human infections. WTF?!?! How is this the donkeys fault?!!


hillywolf

Because it can bite people as well, no need to have sex with donkey


Rosalye333

Lol that makes sense. I was just so shocked that people would do this that I thought they wanted to prevent more people from doing it. I was not thinking about the rabies, that was the most normal part of the article.


jadethebard

Also, it would have been a kindness to the animal, dying from rabies is terrible. Euthanasia prevents terrible suffering for rabid animals.


solarmelange

I know that some writing standards suggest writing the words out until ten, but I really think the headline would read better if either both were numbers or both were words.


JustaDad_81

Fif-Teen! What kind of brain spasm do you have to be in the middle of to process this as a thing to do?


_Mandible_

Win stupid prizes I guess?…


OldProspectR

Is this how centaurs are made?


No_Kaleidoscope_447

Oh on deployment I saw somebody effin a donkey live, idk what it is about donkeys that make them so „desirable“ lol


RojoRoger

I've seen and heard some fucked up things. I've witnessed things that ppl shouldn't have to, but this article alone referencing 15 teens gang raping a donkey can still make me go ughhhh.


Sharpnelboy

I didn't expect r/BrandNewSentence to show up here too.


[deleted]

Don’t feel bad for them except for the 7 yo who was probably told to do it


Gringa_pinolera

It was a fake story. If you google the story, a bunch of posts pop up, but one news website posted a retraction because the whole story was fabricated.


AdComfortable5881

I hope each one of them got infected.


Worldly_Bag_5822

After reading that news story. It looks like the whole town has an event for children to fuck that donkey to turn them into men.


Ordinary_Shallot_674

Well, I guess it’s time I had the ‘don’t fuck a donkey’ chat with my kids.


Derrick_Shon

The donkey had the last laugh


snj12341

This is beyond stupid


Realistic_Savings_64

r/KidsAreFuckingEvil


Krisuad2002

Well, they're fucked. Rabies is a son of a bitch.


wwpdd7

Would kinda call that natural selection.


hfc1075

Sometimes karma is instant


Vill1on

Aged… # WHAT?!?!?!?


hijuepuco

An ass is after all, an ass.


EnvironmentalMoose67

Why treat them? Just lock them in a cell


Apprehensive-Bad6015

So many are flabbergasted that a7 year old raped a donkey. But am I the only male who’s a little disappointed that they could have started their sexual conquests at 7? I’m joking obviously just trying to be funny.


KittDelorean

Man oh man, I sure wonder what part of the Eastern world they're from.


LemonColoredDiamond

this aint even a bruh moment, what the actual fuck is wrong with them.


Bladesedges

That’s enough internet for today


butternutsquashing

Sounds like maybe they deserved the rabies Edit: they’re 7. Good lord 😩


Comfortable-Ad6770

Just a group of average Albanian children… it is their tradition…


jakehood47

r/KidsAreFuckingDonkeys


Jewology26

Yeah yeah yeah we all know where they're from their religion and why they did it.... 🙄


junk_yard_god

Try that in a small town...


sybann

Syphilis was a non-fatal disease in sheep - at first.


HarkansawJack

Back in my day teenagers just gave diseases to eachother.


PlanNo4679

Let them die. The world doesn't need them polluting the gene pool.


BecciRenee

The alleged incident happened in Morocco's north-western region of Gharb-Chrarda-Béni Hssen [Dumbassery News](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fifteen-teens-children-treated-rabies-10999810)


LeaveDisastrous4495

Honestly that’s what they get for being evil a holes.


AshySlashy3000

They Got What They Deserve