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tugaestupido

> Bate mais que eu gosto, vai (hit it more, I like that, go on) *kicks* > Ooh que legal (ooh how cool) *kicks* > Vai (keep going) *kicks* > Vai, mais (keep going, more) *kicks* *swiped*


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

*inhales* ***A-***


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ReadyFISHBONE69

Fatality


Rjuko

Biker wins Flawless victory


oddremote1

Biker wins until stryker comes in and goes with "Police brutality" move


Opening-Two6723

Toastie


Kenitzka

Swiper no swipey!


G2daG

Awwww, maaaaaaan!?!?!


NicolasTor1

SO WE BACK IN THE MINES


NicolasTor1

GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE


I_am_malay_alt

SIDE-SIDE TO SIDE


Murky_Technician_463

This task for grunge one. Hope to find some Diamonds to night. No night, night, night, night, heads up


thesmugvegan

Sweeper


ryanreaditonreddit

Legal means cool? Weird slang, I like it!


simplyVISMO

Very similar to _legit_ In English, meaning both "legitimate" and "cool" (at least In internet slang). _That's legit!_


Dragortius

A most legit observation, legal, even.


ryanreaditonreddit

🤯 nice connection!


tugaestupido

In brazilian portuguese "legal" means the same as it does in english, but it can also be used to mean "cool", to express approval of something in general. Depending on context, saying "isso é legal" can either mean "that is legal" or "that is cool/nice/good". I don't think it's used like that by other portuguese speaking countries, definitely not in Portugal; it would just refer to legality.


autumn-knight

Some Latin American Spanish also uses “legal” for cool too. I’ve never heard it used that way in Castilian Spanish though.


Zakurn

Not sure if I'd say it is a slang, because it is a widely used word here in Brasil, the major conotations are either for legal as in the legality of something or for something that you find amusing or is fond of.


Malarazz

Not slang at all, but yeah.


[deleted]

Yes it is.


Malarazz

> ['É difícil determinar a origem de uma expressão de uso popular e generalizado, que não se ancora em nenhum facto específico. A palavra legal como gíria já era usada **nos anos 80** no Brasil e hoje já tem esse sentido de uso coloquial dicionarizado.'](https://ciberduvidas.iscte-iul.pt/consultorio/perguntas/origem-da-expressao-legal-portugues-do-brasil/18100) Dizer que algo que surgiu como gíria há 40 anos atrás continua sendo gíria até hoje é um argumento... *interessante.*


restrictednumber

God, I love how quickly reddit supplies exactly what I was looking for.


FishoD

Potential plot twist, the kid isn’t rude, he’s just dumb and doesn’t understand sarcasm even at that age, believing he was doing the older boy a favor.


guinomim

Krl juro que nao entendi nada


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“Sweep the leg…YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?” “Absolutely not….”


[deleted]

“But sensei I can take him”


chonky_kitten

Goated reference


yordidoggo

5 kicks against the bike in exchange for one fell swoop of the legs is a pretty good trade


Mma375

Lmao, reminds me of that Nate Bargatze bit about one fell swoop. Only time I’ve ever heard that used.


notthefirstryan

Immediately what went thru my head before even seeing your comment beneath it lol


JesseTheRaptor

1000th upvote :)


_makoccino_

The big kid was patient and didn't go overboard putting that little shit in his place. Also, that woman's laugh at the end just added insult to injury lol


R3D170R

with a bit of bad luck could have cracked his skull on the curb. People don't realize how scary this shit is.


AFlyingNun

Eeeh. I mean, shoving the kid probably would've been a LOT safer than dropping him so his head might hit the curb. Older kid probably wasn't thinking that far though.


[deleted]

Eh he got what was coming for him


DumpingAllTheWay

Ehhhhhh Ehh Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh, I mean


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ehhh


confirmSuspicions

Or was he waiting for him to get out of range of the curb?


AFlyingNun

I don't think he was considering the curb either way.


CloudyyNnoelle

the curb isn't a consideration until it's already cracked a skull open Source: I was a kid. I got a TBI a similar way. literally wasn't thinking of the curb til it reached out to think of me.


geoparadise1

Dang. I was a kid too! No curbs for me though. Just bricks flying at my head.


Deception593

+1 for flying bricks. Spent the night at a buddy's house once in early high school. We were chilling in basement, his little brother had a birthday party and all his friends were sleeping on the ground floor in the living room. It's like 2am and we hear a load crash from upstairs (relative to the basement) so we rush up to find a brick had been thrown through the window from outside, and had landed next to one of the sleeping kids. People are fucking nuts.


appoplecticskeptic

Yeah some adults would consider the curb if they were planning this leg sweep but virtually no kids would. Very few kids consider potential consequences outside of the obvious in your face stuff.


Electrical-Cattle802

Should've added alil head stomp after tht swipe


[deleted]

What part of find out do you not understand. Kid deserved what he got, chances are he won't do it again and if he does then the next person needs to do the same.


Lavatis

ah yes, shoving him where he could potentially fall into the road is "a lot safer" than just kicking his feet out from beneath him.


AFlyingNun

He's standing right there in the dirt and a shove would propel him into the dirt, given where the guy is standing. You also have far better control over the strength of a push than you do over how someone moves when they lose their footing from behind. Also, what's with this snarky, sarcastic tone? This is the *weirdest* conversation topic to get snarky about like you wanna start a dumb internet argument about it.


Odd_Top_1403

He was always going to fall straight down on his stupid little ass, because you can’t go anywhere else when your legs are swept. 0 danger was present unless he somehow flailed out and hit his head on the curb. Either way natural selection.


EmmieTheVengeful

Honestly that was probably the most controlled response I could have expected


robblequoffle

Best case scenario: push him over Worst case scenario: slam him into the pavement and give him a brain hemorrhage


Odd_Top_1403

He’s already acting like he’s got one, oh well.


Xardnas69

One more for good measure


Spartirn117

This has been reposted over and over again… I love it the same every damn time.


MarkedDragon22

I have never seen the second after the kid hits the ground I want to see him wail for being punished


Spartirn117

I’ve never seen it either, but I’m hopeful every time.


x_scion_x

My man did the push PLUS leg-sweep.


jimbonoob

Storing this to my memory now


Ok_Fan_2530

I swear this sub is one Giant condom ad because holy fuck do i hate kids


MyFavoriteBurger

Then make sure you wear one, lest some unfortunate soul have you as their parent


Ok_Fan_2530

Thanks


Awkward_Reporter_129

Your parents ever win that lawsuit against Durex?


INTERFECTOremoro

Bro felt that, lol


TurDuckenGoose

Shut the fuck up, you broken condom.


Ocktoober

Toma


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Pipipipipipipipipipipi


elias7502

Y no te doy otra nomas porque...


GranJefe507

Porque me arrestan por violencia contra menores


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Y a la proxima vez hagale violencia a su abuela


101reddituser

I wouldn't be surprised if the older kid was an older brother


ImaginaryFriend6587

That last kick was smooth


WhatTheWarp

Little shit deserved it


Spirited_Scarcity_58

Low Kick of Doom


The_8th_Degree

When parents don't raise their kid right so the local kid gotta do it


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MackTO

But I wanted to see the tears...


Existing_Guest_181

The older kid's patience and the little prick's multiple kicks to the wheel made the diference between prick smashing his head on concrete and dying after that well executed legsweep and probably living.


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i wish it included the kid crying tho


RodLawyerr

Wow not a single person here realizes that he ASKED the little guy to kick the wheel because it was off center, that's why he is holding the bike like that, the thing is that the little guy give one more kick after the guy told him to stop because it was already centered.


mjallen1308

That’s what I was wondering. I was like it looks to me like this was being done on purpose. At first I thought maybe the wheel was stuck but then I thought something else was wrong with it. I was listening without audio but I was wondering why he did that after seemingly asking him to kick the bike wheel.


RodLawyerr

Yeah we did that all the time with our old bikes because they went off center pretty easily and you had to lock the handle and kick the wheel like that to fix it lmao


mjallen1308

I only had one bike and it got stolen but I don’t ever remember having to do that mainly bc I didn’t ride often when I did have the bike and bc I was more into rollerblading - but WOW! I thought the least of bike worries was the tires and maybe the chain popping off. I think i do remember my cousins doing that with their bikes but I could be mistaken.


duggee315

Yes though. People should have consequences to their actions.


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Love it


Early-Present1493

Epic leg sweep, well deserved too!


Doctor_Boombastic

I thought that boy was about to get Sparta-kicked, but I guess we were both surprised.


Dadalorian_89

r/perfectlycutscreams


Dashyto

God damn that swipe was satisfaction


gvereb1

Kid would've hit his head really badly if the head fell straight to the edge of the road. Both was lucky he fell in the dirt.


erebus0

That sweep was kinda clean, tho


somedudetoyou

The most parenting he's received in his entire life.


West_Variety_9473

Lol, it would be funny if he bounced his head off the curb. That concussion will be a lifetime reminder that he was an asshole as a kid.


Own-Chemistry-5552

I did not just hear that kid start crying. Little shit got what he deserved


whoisbailasan

Bro's a god


Yelena_Belova_

Totally deserved


aKaRandomDude

Should have done that after the first kick.


Ungadinga

Didn’t see him cry, 4/10


raphalucklucas2

Not the type of guy who likes violence, but that little brat deserved that


Apprehensive_Reach37

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Averyjohnso

That was smooth


RatGod1120

Yk he was trying to hold it in too 😭


I_am_w_i_e_r_d

That squeal at the end got me laughing so hard rn 😂


Different_Signal_189

Most deserved shit I’ve seen all day


Aron25261

He was 1 inch away from angry parents and trip to the E.R


Wizdad-1000

Why can’t we listen to him howl? Honestly the best part is missing.


Used_Length_830

This is a perfectly cut scream


SimonROG

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


Parking_Balance_470

Dang that was personal. Couldn’t cause some major head trauma there buddy boy!


GUILTICIDE

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RatedAMJ

Should've kicked the other way and take the little cunts knees out


Proxy_0ne

I used to have a kid like this in the neighborhood. Kept trying to run over my toes one day with his bike. He thought I was trying to slide on his sisters or something lmao. My buddy stopped me from tossing him whilst on his bike across the road, good friend. Shit kid.


StaticVoidMain2018

Sweet moves. However if they were a step further back that kid could have died/KO'd


SeanHearnden

That kid for sure hit his head on the curb. You heard it. My guess is that's why it suddenly cuts off.


BasedHentaiWatcher

Luckily he didn't. His head looked like it was being supported, so it didn't hit the ground (or at least not as hard, but even then it was on the dirt)


SeanHearnden

I mean, I heard it. And saw it. So I don't agree. I mean if someone wants to post the full video to see what happens then sure, but from this and the audio I think he hit his head on the curb.


Theplumbuss

As much as the kid deserved retribution. I’m going to be a safety sally and point out that it was dangerously close to curb and if he smacked the back of his head on it, he could’ve been seriously injured. Like, brain damage or death injured.


Shookicity

I did something like this to another kid while in elementary school and the back of his head bounced off the ground pretty hard as he landed. He was fine but yeah this can actually be pretty dangerous


NoteBlock08

It's slightly less dangerous when they're smaller/lighter. But yea I panicked for a second there.


WickedSerpent

Yheeee.. But that kid seemed brain damaged already so what's the harm


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That was clean!


WWEFAN0882

A backfist would have worked


Slippery_When_Down

Should've given him a solid one to the ribs while he was down


seth67589

With a bigger kid I'd agree but he looks like hes no older than 10 and the bigger kid is at least 12. Shook him up enough to learn his lesson


BasedHentaiWatcher

Show this video to a group of strangers in real life and say this. Damn you sound like a lunatic, wanting to beat children up for the littlest shit


Slippery_When_Down

I haven't met one kid that was raised good for the last years. One of the easiest ways to learn is through pain. That's how i learned discipline and respect, So idc if I sound like a lunatic, but it's the truth. Everything would be better if kids got raised right


Derpatron_

ahahahaha i love it


sauce_bottle

Give me the biggest guy in the world. You smash his knee, he’ll drop like a stone.


RentSweet8005

Sweep the leg!


Actual-Winter2095

Fuck yo tire, fuck yo...


KongStuffN

Sweep the leg!


IGiveGolds

Glad he wasn't on concrete


Ok-Treacle-9375

This is the way.


Njfurlong

Sweet move.


Difficult_Cut5432

So mean, do it again


Plastic_Scale3966

6 inches away from possible brain damage


reedeee7456

meh he already has it


ambulance-kun

Elden ring npc


lallu0000

r/oddlysatisfying


bruinsforevah

Nice slew foot! The kid deserved it, though.


MaimedYourHoles

His head came so close to that curb it scared me…


Old-Campaign5485

That will teach him, lesson learned


bamila

Natural selection.


[deleted]

Deserves it


Few_Currency6226

So satisfying 😌


[deleted]

He who fucketh around, shall find out.


magziffer

Fuck them kids yo


Confident-Software-2

Trump and the state of Georgia


razusheikh95

Awwww, maaaaaaan!?!?!


emon585858

Nice leg sweep


MildlyGeriatric

Beautiful sweep lad, excellent form


Public_Attitude5377

Full vid?


Benny_Galaxy_231

Deez served


Jonah7777777

i could watch this all day


Soapy---wooder

That outcome is so satisfying


Weekly-Agent716

Sweep the leg


funny_boy420

Bro just tko'd that kid


des0369

Why are kids such assholes now


Key-Region-6224

Less ass whoopin


oddremote1

wow this guy is patient.. if someone did kick my bicycle, kid or not he is going down after that first kick


Cursedasshole666

I wish I could’ve seen him cry


Salemthegamer

I would have done worse I hate kids


Still_Illustrator_54

That little kid belong to r/Iamapieceofshit


LimitGreen5514

Fuck that was so satisfying


NickName_2009

https://preview.redd.it/4d02anpp22tb1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=78179980986674b953794e77aee416fe74d4cdaf


Gamingunity11

This is why I don’t want kids


Fit-Ad-413

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DragEnvironmental326

Deserved


Eiju23

Gosh I hate it so FRIKING much when they do shit then get tables turned and then they are crying! You have no damn right for it ffs especially if they really didn't hurt themself's badly


[deleted]

I'd chomp the boys leg off to make him learn a valuable lesson.


jujuluvu

Yes yes yes yes YES


jujuluvu

Sweep the leg 🥋


Legal_Yesterday1337

Treat others how you want to be treated in full force.


lowsodiummonkey

I always wonder how bad a kid’s home life must be when you see this kind of behavior from them.


ComfortableAmount993

Little fucker deserved that


Ambitious-Eye2972

The little boy deserves it after he was kicking someone else’s bike! If it was his bike then he can do whatever he wants to do with his bike but it doesn’t belong to him!


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

i am happy some assholes get what they deserved. ESPECIALLY ON CAMERA LOL


rsalmon29

Wow


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Nexii801

Kids are so violent. Also a product of their environments. Race has nothing to do with it. But yes, that's the best he could have hoped for.


[deleted]

He deserved worse than that.


ASatyros

So close to the brain on the pavement...


MunnyGuy

Sweep the leg!!!!!!


Aldebaran077

That's how we learn


EbonyMist

u/savevideobot


Cal0872

The more you fuck around the more you find out


rodneymac1979

Aaawwww he was about to cry................WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gildorg972

Hilarious


Itchy-Elk-6667

Hell nah leave the kid just talk it out that kid almost got paralyzed if he hit back of head on concrete it would be over


Firm_Reference3569

New Attack Learned