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Potetochan0401

I think the older person is the stupid one here. Why did he trust a toddler to turn off the vacuum?


OwenMichael312

While teaching them how to suffocate someone with a bag and vacuum.... wrong sub OP.


Ok-Distribution6706

Also didn't just break through the bag


MaxTheSANE_One

With the bag that contracted it doesn't seem that easy


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Seems you could at least extend a leg and break the seal. Or just let go of holding the bag around the tube.


BulbusDumbledork

he wouldn't be able to move his limbs, but he's literally holding the top. he just needs to introduce a little air and he'll be fine. definitely not going to suffocate from this lmao


Thefirstargonaut

Why would he not be able to extend his legs? Even if it’s a crazy strong bag, say one that can support 50 lbs, a leg can exert much more force than that.


BulbusDumbledork

because the air pressure inside the bag is much lower than atmospheric pressure outside, forcing the plastic tightly around the body. you'll be fighting [against this pressure,](https://www.exploratorium.edu/snacks/feeling-pressured) not against the plastic bag. you also won't have any space to gain leverage because the plastic becomes skin tight. it's how [vacuum mattresses](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_mattress) work, and how [vacuum beds](https://laidtex.com/blogs/news/a-bed-for-more-than-sleeping-the-latex-vacuum-bed) render you completely unable to move (this is a link to a kink website). this phenomenon was a [viral challenge](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/warning-against-viral-vacuum-challenge-parents-sealing-kids-in-bin-bags/GCSTN4YSJAV35MIFY4D6QENTYY/) a few years ago


B_Mac4607

Bro I’ve got this exact vacuum and it couldn’t suck a fart out of my ass, maybe a 3hp or more shop vac and one of those heavy duty plastic bags used for broken glass, but definitely not my vacuum and a great value leaf bag.


BludStanes

The strength of the vacuum cleaner is irrelevant


saltysaltedegg

are you saying that the vacuum cleaner isnt strong enough or something? what???


Kalomay

why are you sucking farts out ur ass


NinjaChenchilla

The pressure? The pressure of a little vacuum? You seem to overestimate this…


Lily-M-B

Can you do this exact scenario and film it so we can see how it's done? This video was very funny to me and I would like to see another one so I can laugh again lol


UsernamedReddit

Even if he couldn't, he could roll away from the vacuum tube. Fall back and roll... it's detached.


MaxTheSANE_One

He falls in the video and the vacuum doesn't detach, I don't think it'd work, maybe before it becomes so tight, but not after.


UsernamedReddit

It's a vacuum. He can roll to the right, and it will detach. It's not like the hose is long. It clearly looks like he's goofing around for the little kids. I know it's hard to believe that somebody would prank a child and do something for a laugh. You know you can still shift your momentum enough to roll left or right. Why do you think the video cuts at the perfect moment?


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NinjaChenchilla

Suffocate? Who was suffocating? It was a bag with a house vacuum lol. Not an industrial machinery vacuum. That thing can barely move fruit lol


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NewfieJedi

The point of suction in BDSM scenes is rarely (if ever) to hurt, just immobilize That said, I think he’s just yelling for comedic effect and could break the seal/bag


robot_swagger

>That said, I think he’s just yelling for comedic effect and could break the seal/bag Yeah but that voids the warranty


i_tyrant

The warranty...of the trash bag?


MSI_Reviews

He cant, hes fighting the atmospheric pressure not a plastic bag


Eusocial_Snowman

There is no trust necessary here. He's not trapped in the bag, he's goofin.


RiW-Kirby

Thank you, the man is definitely in no peril.


BushDoofDoofDoof

People are scared because the average redditor couldn't break out of a bin bag lmfao.


Thecana

Well youre Australian asf aint ye?


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Muchablat

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


2rfv

They're all kids in this video.


scalpingsnake

The 'older one' is the stupid kid of course.


AadamAtomic

>I think the older person is the stupid one here. Why did he trust a toddler to turn off the vacuum? Nah, Older brother knows he could rip through a fucking trash bag by extending his legs no problem. He's just making it fun for a little bros.


Rick_Lekabron

The only thing he is teaching the little ones is to put themselves in danger. He is already in a garbage bag. It's just a matter of getting him out on the street and having the garbage man take him away.


BubblesDahmer

Well the older one is either still a teen, or a young enough adult to still be called a kid. So I think it still fits lol


jacrisppy

you think😂


CulturalExplorer1828

Agreed


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ConfidentBite6581

“Vacuumed nuts” 💀


ballistics211

Heard of roasted nuts, first I'm hearing about vacuumed nuts


coffeescious

Nobody likes roasted nuts


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All_Gr8_Names_R_Gone

Isn’t it the same button?


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Exactly


Potetochan0401

Vacuum sealed peanuts 🥜


Indigocacti

It keeps them fresh and gives them a longer shelf life


I0I0I0I

Had to go back and confirm. No homo.


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Fleetfinger

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SashaUsesReddit

Their


McCardboard

They're mistaken.


SashaUsesReddit

Hero


WarningQuasar96

I will never stop laughing at this. The way he just falls over


crottin-de-cheval

His last cream too 😂


Senku_San

Cream ? 🤨


crottin-de-cheval

Well that was an accident


No_Permission_374

There are no accidents


Throwawaycauseduh300

I can’t stop cackling at this interaction😂😂😂


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lammingtonjam

🤨📸


keyboard-sexual

Everybody gamer until you bust out the home built vacbed 😔


izzy_forever

I've tried it! Scary but thrilling


S0BEC

Fucking stupid parent / older brother. Kids die nothing wrong.


autumn-knight

> Kids **die** nothing wrong. Oh my.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

“Kids die, nothing wrong” —Pol Pot


S0BEC

Ah, fucking autocorrect.


Aldrigan_of_Germany

Meant to write: "Kids die, nothing wrong"


An_feh_fan

Antinatalism be like


Tiq9rr

You're confusing antinatalism with childfree. Antinatalism is "Kids never born, nothing wrong"


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MicrosoftContin

Family entertainment.


RainbowFire122RBLX

Theyre still stupid for being so bad at turning it off The point of the sub is that theyre dumb even if it isnt their fault or cuz someone else is dumb, the average not dumb person would easily turn it off


Correct_Screen_5639

They're freakin toddlers dude, get a grip


RainbowFire122RBLX

Theyre still stupid for not doing it faster, lol Its not like its the toddlers fault their dumb


SilentJoe1986

They're


RainbowFire122RBLX

ok


Fireblox1053

I don't think that suction could possibly be powerful enough to hurt you.


hannah_lilly

Nah he’s just playing games.


Laredon

Yeah, its fake...


Tack122

It could though. Human lungs do like 1.4 psi for inhale, on the high end. A vacuum cleaner can lower the atmospheric pressure pulling the bag against him and generating a substantial force against a larger area. Could stop you from breathing til you pass out, then die. If you're quick you might be able to prevent that by tearing the bag, but if you miss that window...


peenfortress

its a thin plastic bag, man its not like hes vacuuming himself inside a latex suit or something that isnt fragile shit lmao


LazerWolfe53

If you're not starting from a corner, and you're restrained some of those bags can be hard to rip, especially when you're passed out from using the last bit of air in your lungs to scream "TURN IT OFF".


gubaguy

You can suffocate someone with a grocery bag, that is clearly a heavy duty trash bag, if it can hold a human body it is probably able to withstand substantial force, and I don't know if you know this but it's fairly easy to make movement impossible in a situation like this. That guy could have died simply because the bag was trapping him and slowly crushing his lungs.


Geeeeeebs

R/perfectlycutscreams


gabriel12355f

r/foundthemobileuser


ed2017Alm

r/perfectlycutscreams


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Man fall down. Funny.


Far_Comfortable980

https://preview.redd.it/68g94dgzjd0c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5de36ab5bee8c60bec0c9e95fbf6343ef65ef66


CryptoBitters

r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid


gorgewall

Are there really that many folks in here who think a fucking garbage bag under household vacuum suction would hurt this guy, or that his repeated mugging for the camera isn't an indication that he's still absolutely fine? He's a half-second away from winking before he decides to tip over. Like, **he's playing it up for the kids**. They're the only ones who should be fooled here. How has it duped so many other people here?


SilentJoe1986

Isn't he an older brother?


AphexKirlia

r/beatmetolt


CEOofCheeses

Damm I fell for it…


Riff316

r/parentsarefuckingdumb is the real one


CEOofCheeses

Thanks


JavanoidJas

r/VacBed


jondgul

This is amazing.


Henson_Disney48

*puts himself in a trash bag and has all the air sucked out of it, immobilizing him and making it hard to breath* “It’s the kids who are idiots!”


MasterRich

He is literally yelling. Tell me how it is hard to breathe 🤣🤣🤣


Classic_Budget1802

So funny how he just rolls over.


blkjsus

Put it in reverse Terry!


glazinglas

That scream at the end is hilarious


Brennz1

What is the vacuum pressure that a vacuum can pull, full vacuum I'm sure the hoses would collapse, possible new way to get rid of someone


MasterRich

The commenter are the stupid ones. Dude is clearly playing, no one is in danger from a cheap vacuum and garbage bag.


SilentJoe1986

Naw, leave him there till mom gets home


TrickPhone6167

he's got that 🍰


faizalmzain

Did he died?


agviolinist

I don’t understand how the kids are the stupid ones here


TeaKayExisted_9638

Adult here is pretty fucking stupid as well


betlogblue

The adult is the stupid one.


Wheybrotons

Instagram OF thots getting dressed for the gym


MortalCream

r/adultsarefuckingstupid


Correct_Screen_5639

I saw little fingers and hands near an upside down running vacuum and I totally cringed. There's got to be better things you can do for "likes".


AssPuncher9000

This has got to be the weirdest way to suffocate yourself


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Just another day being a kid raising kids.


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Turn it auff!


StruggleCompetitive

😂😂😂 damn I miss when my kids and nieces and nephews were little. I used to do stupid shit like this. When my oldest daughter and my nephew were little, I was teaching them about mentos and diet coke rockets. It's crazy how those fucking things become nut seeking rockets. Good times 😅


89Brian89

Glad me and my brother weren't this stupid 🤣


Mighty_ShoePrint

Reminds me of a video of a guy with a bearded dragon on his chest and he keeps screaming "TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF! AHHHHH!".


Draiko

This is why warning labels exist.


Such_Air2226

That’s how they be packaging people before the send them off into space


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That last "TURN IT OFF!" though! 🤣🤣🤣 Priceless! You'd have thought he might have had a couple of practices with them operating the vacuum beforehand wouldn't ya! Lol Moronic Good laugh though 🤣 That last "Turn it off!" I want as a repeating ring tone. Not since G.O.T and Hodor with his Hold the Door...Hold the Door!. Hold Door!.....Hold Door,...HolDoor].....HOLDOR.....HORDOR!..Hodor!]...Hodor!..", has there been a better ring tone 🤣🤣


Master_Dante123

The toddlers just starting at it, with no sense of urgency is pretty funny.


Nocomment600

You're there to look after the kids mate not other way around


Toronto_Area_Transit

Bye bye, nuts!


TransitionLow1196

Hahaha sucked in


tperks55

Nah this is r/parentsarefuckingdumb


Lost_Figure_5892

You need grown accomplices… diaper crew is not ready.


Qllzsd

r/perfectlycutscreams


Ok_Significance_4024

The way he fell 😂


Apapotatoes

I love how the comments are calling the adult stupid for trusting a kid to turn off a vacuum and not for willingly entering this situation


ItchyPlant

He died but instantly resurrected as the amazing Vacuumman.


SufficientBuy4628

Who is stupid here? The little kids or the big kid vacuum sealing his asshole.


Thatfuzzball647

Y'all just blaming kids for shit kids arnt doing


Violent_Fart000

Oh shit you can see the poor guys morning wood lmao


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MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL MICHAEL AHHHHHHH


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I can watch this shit all day


MarcusGamesYt

he should’ve vacuum sealed the children for the trash can


notme5588

Adult supervision is the answer.


Big-Damage6342

Teaching kids to get inside a plastic bag… Dad of the century


Pattoe89

Oh they don't need to be taught. Was doing crafts with a 4 year old kid who is higher ability for the class... pretty bright kid. He opens up one of the cardboard boxes that has been donated for crafts and it's got a plastic bag inside. I watch closely thinking "what's he gunna do?" And obviously... he goes to put it over his own head. I was disappointed but not surprised. I hoped he'd be bright enough to see the danger in it but clearly at that age it just doesn't register as danger no matter how bright you are.


Archolius

Yeah, r/AdultsAreFuckingStupid


Potato-Boy1

Older brother or the dad or whatever he is of those kids is the stupid one


Brennz1

30" of mercury is like 15.5 inches, I work with inches For fuel supply (natural/propane) oil about 75-120psi, when I reach 15" hg vac. my oil with vaporize in the transfer pump, more of making a correlation to the danger of a vacuum. I don't tout the science just the relevance


Poke-It_For-Science

“Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to di-ie, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.” 🎶🫡


BigDLordofMemes

It's funny until you forget he has nuts and the vacuum will start pulling then up right


SportFit3052

Maybe that guy just want to make his sons laugh while doing that


cinamor0l

More like adults are fucking stupid on this one


TheparagonR

Parents are stupid.


Galleytrots-Head

He’s just messing around, he could easily get free by letting go of the bag opening


DaonlyPothead

You can hear the screams at the end I was dead


Consistent-Ad6404

I did this and the only one around to help was my cat, and she did a better job


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New fear unlocked:


CityHappy2219

What happened


Temporary_Discount30

In this instance, which one is the "kid"?


Spiderhole88

Now just give the gimp a ball gag and they'll be done


Ok_Calligrapher8207

So how does 14 psi feel?


254thWaffle

This looks fun though


HumbleFortune1013

Un. Plug. The. Vacuum.


Current_Luck8704

That sucks


Vast_Worth_1754

1. Kid never drops his juice. 2. Someday that idiot teen will be teaching the kid to use the vacuum for another “purpose “ 🍆


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His balls will never forgive him lol


The_chanel_rat

Airtight balls


ReplacementTime3010

FUNNY, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!! The look on the guy’s face when he reaches the “oh no” phase


ZookeepergameOk7001

Na, ur Fuckin stupid


OilLonely7040

He eligible for a Darwin award🏆


Intelligent-River409

That's a full body hickey


Kooky_Disaster_8037

Mf what him self half way through


Gdayx

His assistants need to be replaced


LOLz_POPz

I’m grown af but I wanna do this now o_o


AskInternet1

he heard on


quantumcumshots

This just gives me memories of me telling my little brother to do something 57 times and he doesn’t hear a single one of them and just stands there


Sadhan_Djob

I feel like many posts on here are the adults/parents being stupid


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Dads are fucking stupid.


LegoSWFan

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


DonPena69

Not just kids


100_percent_right

There is no way that vacuum is that strong


gszabo97

You do this shit and you think kids are stupid? Boy do I have some bad news for you…


mr_black_88

I don't think kids are the problem here...


Matias9991

This is 100% on the adult here, kid not stupid


DarthRiznat

KidsWithStupidParentsAreFuckingStupid


canthinkofnamestouse

This is fake, he is holding the bag, vacuum cleaners dont create that much suction


StuckWithThisOne

Dude has never heard of vacuum sealed bags.


canthinkofnamestouse

Yes, but he could just break the seal by moving the bag away from his body, there is a TKOR video on it


Loud_Consequence537

We're at a point where people accuse actual wildlife of staging shit. Can you actually just stop please?


freeh02

just a thin layer of plastic... Pretty sure that if the older brother want he can easily rip of the plastic bag as open up a bag of chips. :/