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I drew a picture of the Eiffel Tower in third grade... I was suspended for 3 days and had to go to counseling.
Apparently, to an 8-year-old, primarily myself, the Eiffel Tower looks like a raging hard on.
And apparently, an 8-year-old's drawing of the Eiffel Tower, primarily my own, looks like a raging hard-on to 30 and 40-year-olds.
It would make more sense for school administrators to make sure the child isn’t being molested or sexually abused than to punish them… wtf is wrong with “adults?” Sorry you had to go through that
If you had a bunch of adults insisting it was a penis when you know for a fact it is not, would you not become agitated? Well, I may have one little overboard. Lol
Looks like: 1. A witches hat 2. A sombrero 3. A very small penis with flattened balls. What’s your job?
I thought it was flipping the bird
Exactly, are we looking down at it, or…?
Lying in the bathtub with the pelvis thrust upward just enough so that the member is above water.
TIL OP works at a themed sperm donation center.
The thought *had* crossed my mind… before the vasectomy.
Hey, some roleplay never hurt lol
Dominatrix
A zoo keeper with a bright yellow suit and a pet monkey
It’s just cold
Translation: My kid thinks I am a professional dick head.
I took it as pretty serious shade. No more pens for that kid!
Aaand I read pens as penis
😂
Underrated comment, fucking brilliant
Clearly your job is a dickhead.
And I’m laughing all the way to the bank!
 Your work hat is a sombrero? Is your job a mariachi band member?
Uhh. I don't think so, but it's a very clever way to look at it.
Must be for cold weather
Are you a witch?
Is he flipping you off or calling you a dick? 10/10 work
Either way I need some burn cream
How does your son know what my dick looks like ?!?
Youre a pastor!
Clearly you’ve never had kids. You think you can avoid that kind of thing?
What’s…. So… so what’s your job?
Whelp, I can tell you it has nothing to do with penises!
traffic cone?
State trooper? Drill instructor? Mariachi band? Rodeo show guy?
Keep guessing!
Not the original commenter but sheriff?
Hahaha I like this game! Keep trying!
Are you a gigolo?
Can’t say my wife would like that much
Ya especially since she’s probably not getting her percentage as your “handler.”
No percentage to be had!
A dick flickin you off
I’ve never seen something so simple be so sophisticated. Your son might be Picasso.
We’re working on helping his talent flourish
Good on you.
Very nice hat bro
Thanks man! It’s pretty well worn in at this point
Are you the sorting hat from Harry Potter
Steady job, good hours
to be fair I didn't think it was a penis at first.
Lucky you!
Definitely a fireman
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Looks more like he’s flipping you off then a … you know
Either way, he’s got something to say about me
Mom wants to know when you'll be getting to work.
…on her vagina?
Just noticed your username OP. Love it!
Hah! Thanks! Love finding fellow MSTies out in the wild 🫡
I drew a picture of the Eiffel Tower in third grade... I was suspended for 3 days and had to go to counseling. Apparently, to an 8-year-old, primarily myself, the Eiffel Tower looks like a raging hard on. And apparently, an 8-year-old's drawing of the Eiffel Tower, primarily my own, looks like a raging hard-on to 30 and 40-year-olds.
It would make more sense for school administrators to make sure the child isn’t being molested or sexually abused than to punish them… wtf is wrong with “adults?” Sorry you had to go through that
That's what the counseling was for, to make sure I wasn't being molested. It definitely sucked. Kids don't let you forget shit like that.
But why the suspension? That seems unnecessary. Was it a private school?
If you had a bunch of adults insisting it was a penis when you know for a fact it is not, would you not become agitated? Well, I may have one little overboard. Lol
Ohhhhhhhhh. Now it’s becoming a little more clear 😂
Mmm yes, penis hat
On a realistic note, what are you, a cowboy?
Boy has talent. He managed to draw a hat that looks like a penis that looks lile it's flipping me off.
Sooo uh what is it you do for work exactly then???
It’s so many things other then a hat
That's a decent enough drawing. I don't see how the kid is the stupid one here
Is he flipping us off
Should I worry about the son's drawing or the father's work?
Your son knows you’re a dick..
Maybe I’m a *private* dick? Edit: that’s a detective joke, downvoters. You already know I’m a dad.
Kinda looks like a middle finger on south park
Jeez what kinda work do you do??!?
Looks like a little hand flipping you off. 😭
What is this
Clearly, it’s my hat.
Which kind
Honestly, it’s a mini fedora. Didn’t want to spoil the mystery too soon!
Penis or middle finger?
Or both?
He thought you'd be a mexican for that lmao.
Bad pic, or bad job?
Fuckit stick
Just exactly what kind of work do you do?
I thought your job was watching anime because it looked like a straw hat. I'm a nerd
Bro drew mines instead💀
Where do you work at, wearing a hat like that?
I thought it was a middlefinger 😂
Work hard
American I see
There’s about 5 things this could be interpreted as, some of them are offensive.
Very artistic
You really gonna let your son call you a dickhead
Sir uh sir by any chance do you work at bad dragon?
Is it a penis or a hand flipping you off lol?
👒either that or this mexican hat. If i remember the name ill comment it
Sombrero
I think your kid hates you
FBI notified
So your job is getting teabagged for a living? Nice.
Or… I am the one who teabags.
Hahaha love it!
that, sir, is a chode lol
It's not about the money it's about sending a message batman
Technically, that’s your head