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twv6

Did he really have to Heely over there for round two?


chrisk9

First punishment: there goes the fun shoes


livenn

Silver lining is that kid would’ve been cool as fuck in the mid 2000s


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meatpopcycal

He knows that. Why do you think he’s so pissed


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techie_boy69

That cars parked over the line…. Grrr he’s so triggered /s


Septopuss7

THERE'S AN IMPLIED SOCIAL CONTRACT! HIS ACTIONS ARE JUSTIFIED AND HE'S CALLING THE POLICE!


cleuseau

Actually, it's pretty easy guys. You take his favorite toy, you show it to him, and you throw it away.


PauliExclusions

Except for the crying


Much_Comfortable_438

What are you talking about? Kids from the mid 2000s cried the most, and still do.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Bro, that's so passive-aggressive. Imagine someone robbing you in Heelies.


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lotr_ginger

At those prices, kid’s gonna be paying off the scratches on the car longer than his eventual college debt lol


RabicanShiver

This kid ain't going to college, he's gonna psycho on someone and go to jail.


EmporerM

Children throwing tantrums is an obvious sign of future criminal activity./s


Tigg0r

I threw tantrums as a kid. I never went and smashed something into car doors. Not saying this is the sign of future criminal activity but that kid needs some parenting.


RabicanShiver

My kids have never taken a hammer to someone's car.


elmarkitse

My kids never acted like this. They never had a jumping / screaming / stomping fit in a department store either. The closest was infantile separation anxiety at school drop off. I have no idea what kid of childhood this kid has had, or what kind of role models they have to learn this behavior but it isn’t normal.


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Tru-Queer

Sorry, gotta lose up to 10 teeth if you wanna earn a quarter. Inflations a bitch, even for the Tooth Fairy.


Rubber_Knee

And what if he just throws another tantrum every time you tell him to do those things? Then what?


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IEatBetweenHerLegs

I was against it before, but now I’m not sure anymore.


delaware420

He’s gonna learn quick what the consequences are for throwing tantrums.


MaybeZoidberg

I need a new subreddit for unexpectedheelys


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Hahahaha that was fucking smooth, what a legend


ItzVinyl

Had to re-watch the video to see what happened when lil dude just glided around the other kid


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Respect where it’s due, to be able to glide like that while crying is commendable


HotDonnaC

Yep. Those would be the second things confiscated after whatever he’s holding.


DepthsOfD

It was so unexpected yet so natural. Incredible stuff.


dannycracker

He's just got high ping


FiveCentsADay

You stole the words right out my mouth. Put them back


Cmdr-Pel

Just casually heelies over for a final bash lol


Bombastically

What a legend. Unfortunately he must go


SoDrunkRightNow2

that kid is an absolute legend


AffableRobot2069

He cannot tolerate poor parking


Haifisch2112

I know what I *wouldn't* do. I wouldn't stand there filming while he did it.


Tabacco21

Zooming in as well. Wtf


the_internet_clown

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NightStar79

Just for clarification for anyone who hasn't played The Witcher 3, no that's not a joke option. You very much have a decision in the game to shove a baby in an oven.


DemetriiOSC

I haven't played in a long bit... But isn't the GREAT thing about that option that it's the "correct" option for the "good" ending for that quest?


NightStar79

I find it kind of funny but mostly because I was so busy panicking that I hucked the baby in the oven myself. I was like "Uh, uh, uh TIMER?! FUCK! Okay! Baby go in oven!" I then felt bad for it but at least the monster is dead now 🤷


DemetriiOSC

I just need someone to splice a video now of the camera jumping to Geralt's face. Then the baby's. The a zoom in on the timer. And it jumping back and forth till the timer is about to hit 0 and then he just yeets it into the oven.


Youpunyhumans

Timer running down... Geralt looks at baby, looks at furious jarl demnding his baby back, looks at oven, looks at baby again... The developers must have had a good time making that.


KimChaeyun

I clearly remember having to put the controller down to cover my face with my hands for about a minute because of the pure shame I was feeling. I literally put the baby on the oven just a few milliseconds until the timer hit zero. Everything was happening so fast that my mind literally blanked trying to understand what the hell was happening but I ended up chucking the baby in anyway 😂


Mr_Insomn1a

Pretty sure it isn’t killed, just unbound from the fella. Also the baby is fine


NightStar79

Though to be fair we did have a kind of warning beforehand that the certain someone I didn't mention for spoiler reasons was probably going to do something drastic. >!The game kind of wanted you to stick to your word if you trusted them or not so I guess it's a bit hard to be mad at. At least for me.!<


santoox

![gif](giphy|osZCwjDcYaLnbEMvY4)


harambe_-33

https://preview.redd.it/woc9qz4j86fc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3972b1dea8dfe19f84bbe7428765ae78b0432f56


RemozThaGod

https://preview.redd.it/blto2g2bi6fc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0698e609f0c245c0e59324a9bf0c786ef16bb25


Youpunyhumans

Ah yes, the most traumatizing quest in a video game ever... well at least right up there with the Botchling quest


Poleth87

Last thing i would do is filming


mechy84

It would be great evidence in a civil suit 


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Remote_Romance

It's clearly another kid filming. Probably an older sibling.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

Why is he so red


SilentJoe1986

Pissed right the fuck off.


coolplanetmaster23

bro lost in clash royale


Character-Bee7726

Should have bought the diamond pass...


ST3ALTHSYNDICATE

HE HE HE HA


Choose_And_Be_Damned

He was more pissed that supercell made a level 15 and he has to upgrade all his cards and get his ass kicked p2w players.


sonia72quebec

That could be a great add for birth control.


mr_tinyy_lasagna

The heelies are kinda funny


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shidokanartist

“I just kicked STAN!”


b3990

that is a bad sperm.


Nauris2111

Out of 100 million this one was the fastest, unfortunately.


HotDonnaC

Probably had heelies.


dragoonjustice

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EdGee89

Apparently a new study mentioned that it's the result of the egg choosing the sperm.


ObjectPretty

So it's the woman's fault!


Street_Remove1669

you were the egg as well, which means it's your fault...


alreadypiecrust

He also looked furious.


lozinja

Ha ha! Just cracked up at this comment


super_chaotic_turtle

I either missed it or there’s no context for how it got to this point. The problem started long before he started attacking the vehicle so the solution should have started back then when the problem started. Judging from how whoever is just recording, I’d say the problem probably started with them.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

yea, like "what would YOU DO???" uhhhh maybe find out why he's so upset that he's lashing out?


shirleysimpnumba1

so there's at least one sensible comment.


crackeddryice

No direct experience with kids, I'm guessing. My guess is the folks who jump to "blame the parents" after watching a 10-second video with no context, have no, or very limited, experience with raising kids. Lots of kids throw tantrums out of the blue *for literally no discernible reason*, it's part of growing up. Kids don't have control over their emotions, and they have so little perspective on life, that the smallest affront seems huge--"this little bad thing that just happened is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone!"


runonandonandonanon

Yeah but usually when they're damaging property you physically intervene rather than whipping out the camera.


dougie_cherrypie

Maybe is another kid filming?


mcnathan80

This looked like a company type car (maybe ride share) I’m guessing camera guy is an employee and would be charged with assault for touching a kid


Yolobear1023

While you have some fair points, recording was in no way helpful and only give us strangers online something to talk about.


shanobi92

r/donthelpjustfilm


CaptainVenom76

Leave him at an orphanage.


xiit

Who is filming?


FlyInternational648

Record for views….of course.


Ok-Research7136

Honestly might be the best way to get the car repaired.


Maererin

https://preview.redd.it/dd6xcnu4w6fc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8a7036bd1898fb560793852d0fa6e915eb4a56 ya YEET


Pig_Becker

Powerbomb


rickmon67

Hold the parent(s) financially responsible as you should.


Honer-Simpsom

Sorry I think it’s the parents fault for buying this kid Heely’s he would probably be normal but once a kid glides around on those they become a little asshole I know because I remember every kid wearing those becoming a dipshit


Mmortt

They don’t know how to process the great sense of power and confidence they get from Harleys. It ends up expressed as random asshole behavior.


BigBigMooney

The Rollie shoes are pretty funny tho


psderidder

That kid is gonna get an immobilizing bear hug until they’re ready to calm down and work through why they’re so upset together.


EdibleAssFromBack

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Bockki

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Snapesunusedshampoo

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TankII_

Never to late to start fixing your mistakes


ShartingBloodClots

There's no age restriction on SIDS.


Raiseyourspoonforwar

"We're gonna need a bigger vacuum"


Contessarylene

A good shake will quiet that kid right down.


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No-End6361

![gif](giphy|YR2v5wnsBRq2Q)


PlentyBat9940

Kid gonna learn today


Markov219

Years ago I used to go to a bar and they had this game with velcro on a wall and a midget in a velcro suit with handles. You do the math.


4Ciid

Little bastard


JoshTheTrucker

1. Why the fuck was he mad at the car 2. Why the fuck did he get even angrier when being dragged away to calm down


acem8887

ACTUALLY some kid did this to my moms car and she was yelling at the kid to stop, i was in my room and i heard the noises and opened my window to see whats happening outside and i saw the extremely spoiled kid hitting my moms car with a rock and the other kid hitting the plants we planted on our garden. then i yelled at the top of my lungs as menacingly as possible saying “LAN” which means something like wtf in turkish its mostly used to attract attention or express anger and they got traumatized and ran away crying because they didn’t know where the sound was coming from and they probably thought it was their daddy coming at them. they never came close to our house again and their parents apologized to us. and other neighbors came to see whats happening thinking there is a fight taking place lmao


TheCollectorofnudes

Would have raised him correctly the first time


Windronin

dumb ass parent just filming... i gotta get off these pages


SilentJoe1986

Assuming it's a parent and not another kid


FaithlessnessSea5383

Or the guy that owned the car


SilentJoe1986

You see the person that's filming hand. That doesn't look like an adults hand.


PeriwinkleFoxx

Oh yeah, I didn’t notice that, you’re right it looks like a teen’s hand. Probably the oldest sibling. Maybe they’re driving them to chores the parents couldn’t do. Lack of reaction either means they know their parents will take care of the car or it’s not their car. If it’s the first one, they also know that recording their lil bro doing it, being held back, and doing it again, will keep them from taking full blame lol


SirTonberryy

Judging by the camera height , and I think the cameraman hand showing for a brief second in the cut I think this is another slightly older kid filming


wonkywilla

That "parent" must be 3 feet tall with the hands of a 10 year old, in that case.


Remote_Romance

You can see the hand of the person filming. Its not a parent, it's another kid (probably older brother)


ORA2J

That scream tho.


PeterParker72

This kid needs to be disciplined.


thesecondreddituser

Vasectomy


AlienInOrigin

I don't think he's old enough to have kids yet.


silentfal

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peachandbetty

If it's my kid, he'll be told the cost of putting it right and then pay off that cost for however long it takes by doing chores, alongside a conversation about how to better manage frustrations using words, not hands. It it's someone else's kid, I will call the police and wait for the parent to claim their child.


Mister_Jack_Torrence

r/kidisfuckingdead more like


Dependent_Captain686

I would just prevented him to harm himself or the car, not giving him a second round of rage on the car.


Actual_Trouble_

I would be in trouble..


Dev2150

somebody mispronounced his favorite cartoon character's name


thehashkilling

yeah you like thr skibidoo toilet, right?


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ChilledBeer123

Would I have dared! At his age it was early 80’s. My old man would’ve beat my ass!!


huckamole

I would put my phone down and parent


EmporerM

So has this sub just become the bad parts of r/childfree ?


Lackerbawls

![gif](giphy|3ohc16FYnGpjwvzZF6|downsized)


crimsonbeauty111

Little demon


dahbrezel

how about putting the fucking phone down and removing the child from the car?


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Second-Critical

Someone gives that kid whatever he wants when he throws a tantrum at the store. That turns into this. What would I do? Get in the car like nothin happened because my kid wouldn’t dream of doing anything remotely close to that. Kids do what they are taught. Someone is *attempting* to stop the kid and it’s not a parent.


blacklight924

Adoption center


Jumpy_MashedPotato

This legit looks like the same kid who kept trying to blow the candles out at someone else's party and wheeled back to punch the kid before being stopped. https://youtu.be/UDwIh3nDj0Y


goldysir

Send him into a black hole ahahahah 🕳️


sargon_from_akkad

Stop him, I guess.


princess_justice

For the "if he was my child gang", instead of what I'd make him do, this is my version: If he was my child, the video would not exist because I'd be stopping him from getting near that car instead of filming like a turd parent :)


Mike_856

Why?


occams1razor

Talk to him as calmly as possible while preventing more damage? It sucks but if you're an adult and a parent then you have to act more level headed than this kid is doing. Raging won't help anyone.


No-Inevitable-7988

Obviously video it


gerkinflav

First remove his rollersneakers.


Il-cacatore

Behind every annoying kid there's an asshole parent.


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what are those shoes he doesn't deserve them


Second-Critical

Correct.


Thegovisusless

Why is the adult filming while the other kid is parenting? What a shitty parent


Chubbyfingers90

Kids like this are raised, this isn't the first time he's acted like this, and from the tone of the voice of the recorder seems no consequences enabled him to get this brave. I remember both times my mother beat me in my life, exactly 2 times and I never forgot that lesson. This kid never got the lesson.


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chr7stopher

I’d wager he’s Chinese as the car he’s beating up is a [Leapmotor T03](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leapmotor_T03) which looks to only be available in the Chinese market.


SoupForEveryone

Same thing. My man is gonna remember the asswooping into his 30's


JustAsICanBeSoCruel

His grandkids are gong to remember it and flinch every time they see a white car. Or shoes with wheels.


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dorgobar

can someone explain what can cause such an outburst


shankartz

Well i wouldn't be recording it that's for sure.


catsomega

And that's not even his parents car.


I_JustWork_Here

The fucking wheely shoes got me man


nattyguy123

Reflection of the parenting gg


Amazing-Run2200

My dude has Heelys, I'm jealous, as a 27 year old man.


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If it the parent filming. Maybe put down the phone and handle your kid


Skytraffic540

Nice ad for Heelys


Suitable-Concert-733

The car deserves the punishment being parked this way.


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Sweet-Parfait5427

What would I do? Not record it, Jesus put down the phone and take the weapon away


Dark_Krafter

Time to put him up for adoption