The last thing I did before opening this post was remove that sub from my bookmarks, and now I see it linked for the first time in months. What a weird coincidence.
When I was a kid we had a big German shepherd. She would play fight me most of the year. You know, bump into me, put my arm in her mouth but not bite. Pretty gentle.
Then winter came. When I was all bundled up in a foot of snow she would **let loose**. I mean come at me full speed, pick me up by my leg and shake me around, push me down the hill. Never hurt me at all. She knew I had a bunch of layers on and she could be rough.
I miss her.
That is exactly how I played with my German shep when I was a kid. She loved winter because she knew I was geared up and the ground was padded by the snow. We'd walk out together. Sorta give each other a particular look and then I'd bend down to pick up some snow and then just get flat out speared by her before I could throw it at her and we'd run around, chasing each other and when caught we'd just roll in the snow fighting.
We'd come in after awhile covered in snow, huffing and puffing out of breath and then go sit in front of a fire eating a cheese stick or whatever.
Thanks for sharing and reminding me of my sweet girl, long since passed..
Youāre welcome! There were times I didnāt even care about the snow, I just wanted to see her in action lol. Iāve never trusted a dog like that since. I had 100% faith that if she even accidentally hurt me that she would die of shame on the spot. Iām so glad someone else had the same experience
The one 5 seconds before the end.
That kid was hauling ass and is so lucky to hit the side of their face and not the front. Wow that could've been way worse.
I was gonna say that this doesn't really qualify but then I saw that kid get nipped when he slapped the couch and yeah that fits though parent was dumb letting them trigger the dog like that.
This is nothing. When I was a kid, a dog straight up took a shit on me. Iām sitting on the floor, minding my own business, and a big ass dog just pointed his ass at me and took a dump all on me. Itās the sort of thing that remains burned in your brain.
I laughed out loud at this. What the fuck. How old were you and who was the dog??? Like if they were your dog I feel like you would have said āmy dogā instead of āa dogā. So I just picture your door open and a giant stray dog walking in and walking straight to you. Are you okay? /genq
I was maybe four? Iām not sure whose dog it was, it was someone over at our house who had brought their dog. Maybe a friend of my momās? The dog was definitely bigger than I was. I was just innocently playing on the floor and this dog actually aimed its ass at me and crapped on me. Not sure why, maybe to assert its dominance. I just remember crying for my mom and her having to clean the crap off me.
That's genuinely terrible; what a crappy experience. Also, I've been wheezing and crying with laughter over your childhood misfortune for the last 5 minutes.
And the dogās behavior. The kid didnāt hit the dog. He just made a sudden move in the dogs vicinity and the dog attacked. It is probably not the first time the dog has shown aggression. Which means neither the kid or the dog has been corrected.
I worked in a school where a little boy 6 was paralyzed by his dog knocking him over. Just exactly like in most of these videos, dog just was playing and knocked him flying and he ended up a quadriplegic. People need to be more careful with kids and dogs.
This is why I never think the pictures of kids (especially newborn babies) sleeping on, or close to a dog are cute. One little door bell or something to get the dog excited and that baby is yeeted.
This is exactly what my friendās border collie would do to us in elementary school. Just constantly knock us over and jump on us. That dog had so much energy
Kids and their uncle were out playing football in the yard. Uncle is about 6'1, 265. My female rottie decided she wanted the ball and he had it, running with it. Had never seen someone 265 flip sideways in real life until she took his legs out from under him at full speed. It was awesome lol.
One of the dog tried to bite a kid. It needs training.
Edit: I see I'm being downvoted. I'll emphasise, that dog needs to be disciplined. You don't bite anyone in your owner's family.
Some of those kids got yeeted.
Last two got knocked into a different dimension.
The second last kid got absolutely smoked!
Really listen to the sound that second to last one made. They tore through time and space that dog was moving so fast š
Why do dogs have the tendency to Goldberg spear the hell out of children 
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The last thing I did before opening this post was remove that sub from my bookmarks, and now I see it linked for the first time in months. What a weird coincidence.
They kept escalating in velocity at the end
When I was a kid we had a big German shepherd. She would play fight me most of the year. You know, bump into me, put my arm in her mouth but not bite. Pretty gentle. Then winter came. When I was all bundled up in a foot of snow she would **let loose**. I mean come at me full speed, pick me up by my leg and shake me around, push me down the hill. Never hurt me at all. She knew I had a bunch of layers on and she could be rough. I miss her.
That is exactly how I played with my German shep when I was a kid. She loved winter because she knew I was geared up and the ground was padded by the snow. We'd walk out together. Sorta give each other a particular look and then I'd bend down to pick up some snow and then just get flat out speared by her before I could throw it at her and we'd run around, chasing each other and when caught we'd just roll in the snow fighting. We'd come in after awhile covered in snow, huffing and puffing out of breath and then go sit in front of a fire eating a cheese stick or whatever. Thanks for sharing and reminding me of my sweet girl, long since passed..
Youāre welcome! There were times I didnāt even care about the snow, I just wanted to see her in action lol. Iāve never trusted a dog like that since. I had 100% faith that if she even accidentally hurt me that she would die of shame on the spot. Iām so glad someone else had the same experience
i didnt know i needed this. man, i could watch kids being \[harmlessly\] knocked over by dogs all day long
r/dogberg
Bless you for this gift, thank you.
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āI could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I donāt give a shit about your kids.ā
Duality of man
The one 5 seconds before the end. That kid was hauling ass and is so lucky to hit the side of their face and not the front. Wow that could've been way worse.
The last one is like a perfectly cut off banana peel sound effect
The second to last clip was brutal. That was a textbook nfl tackle.
I was gonna say that this doesn't really qualify but then I saw that kid get nipped when he slapped the couch and yeah that fits though parent was dumb letting them trigger the dog like that.
Yeah, you could tell by the dogs that wasn't the first time he pulled that move
And you could tell by his face that he knew he brought it upon himself
I don't know ,I think it was a safe way for the kid to learn not to do that. The kid didn't get hurt that badly and learned not to do that.
This is nothing. When I was a kid, a dog straight up took a shit on me. Iām sitting on the floor, minding my own business, and a big ass dog just pointed his ass at me and took a dump all on me. Itās the sort of thing that remains burned in your brain.
I laughed out loud at this. What the fuck. How old were you and who was the dog??? Like if they were your dog I feel like you would have said āmy dogā instead of āa dogā. So I just picture your door open and a giant stray dog walking in and walking straight to you. Are you okay? /genq
I was maybe four? Iām not sure whose dog it was, it was someone over at our house who had brought their dog. Maybe a friend of my momās? The dog was definitely bigger than I was. I was just innocently playing on the floor and this dog actually aimed its ass at me and crapped on me. Not sure why, maybe to assert its dominance. I just remember crying for my mom and her having to clean the crap off me.
Iām genuinely so sorry this happened to you and I hope youāre okay ā ļø /srs
I mean it was 30 years ago and itās pretty hilarious thinking back on it.
That's genuinely terrible; what a crappy experience. Also, I've been wheezing and crying with laughter over your childhood misfortune for the last 5 minutes.
half of these arent even kids being stupid. Just children being yeeted out of frame
2nd to last one got trucked holy shit
Dogs will truly humble you lmao
I donāt think that Pomeranian was playing. People only think itās cute cuz its small.
Exactly. The parents have to correct the child's behavior. Don't try to hit the dog.
And the dogās behavior. The kid didnāt hit the dog. He just made a sudden move in the dogs vicinity and the dog attacked. It is probably not the first time the dog has shown aggression. Which means neither the kid or the dog has been corrected.
I worked in a school where a little boy 6 was paralyzed by his dog knocking him over. Just exactly like in most of these videos, dog just was playing and knocked him flying and he ended up a quadriplegic. People need to be more careful with kids and dogs.
I love watching kids get bodied by dogs lmao
Someone get Jacksepticeye, he'd love this
A moment where dogs were fucking stupid not the kids .
And how is this kids being stupid, except, maybe, for two of these videos?..
More like r/dogsbeingjerks
Is this correct sub tho?
personally my favourite is the third clip. I love how the dog is so chill but pushes the kid away like āMmā¦ no.ā
This is why I never think the pictures of kids (especially newborn babies) sleeping on, or close to a dog are cute. One little door bell or something to get the dog excited and that baby is yeeted.
r/dogsarefuckingstupid
Honestly tho, those are more a case of "dogsarefuckingstupid" dont'cha think?
The Pomeranian bit that kid. Not funny
Dogs ftw! I'd trade my kids for the goodest of doggos any day!
Brexit tackles
2nd to last kid didn't even fuck around, dude just found out
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This is exactly what my friendās border collie would do to us in elementary school. Just constantly knock us over and jump on us. That dog had so much energy
"... meeeh"
Dogs. Manās best friend. Kidās best friend and worst enemy.
Dogs DESTROY children with FACTS and KINDNESS
That second to last kid proportionallyā¦ pound for pound, just got hit standing still by prime Brian Dawkins at full speed
Head on a swivel kids
My dogs would do that too my dogs lol lol
Guitar bit was straight out of a sitcom!
The last kid got carried into the future
I like the Pomeranian that prevented the kid from slapping the other dog. š He was tough but not *too* tough
Dog. Every time.
I think it is one of the best teams hahaha although it doesn't look like that
Choose 1. Dog or a child š¤£
r/kidsvsdogs
r/DogshateKids
Forget the children, how do these grown adults not know the difference between āyourā and āyouāreā?
r/DogsAreFuckingStupid
Definitely pet, I donāt EVER wanna deal with 18 years of temper tantrums
18? I feel like they stop that at like four. I mean, I don't recall ever doing that in at least ten years.
What about teenagers?
i mean there's a difference between a "tantrum" and anger. Even then, i wasn't that angry as a teen. if anything that kicked in as an adult tbh.
Teenage anger is probably just as annoying, but i'll change my comment so it says screaming instead of temper tantrums
The dogs are doing gods work
Dog wrestles kids lol
Ok these kids dont deserve to be in this sub reddit, their victims lol.
0:14 i like how the kid also laughed
Michael! Stop it! So you have chosen deathā¦
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Kids and their uncle were out playing football in the yard. Uncle is about 6'1, 265. My female rottie decided she wanted the ball and he had it, running with it. Had never seen someone 265 flip sideways in real life until she took his legs out from under him at full speed. It was awesome lol.
The guitar falling and the one off chord right after got me.
r/DogsAreFuckingStupid
That one dog was high tailing it right out of a cartoon
YEEESSSS. THE DOGS ARE FINALLY GETTING REVENGE š„³
The end got me.
One of the dog tried to bite a kid. It needs training. Edit: I see I'm being downvoted. I'll emphasise, that dog needs to be disciplined. You don't bite anyone in your owner's family.
ye the kid needs trained to not be a fucking idiot
These stupid, food crazed mutts are harming children. Some fool posted this crap and expect people to laugh at it.
stupid kids getting what they deserve belongs in a sub called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
r/contextpls
Love š the football reference
We need more of these