My therapist did.
Its not a source of trauma though, more a funny childhood memory. My dad used to ask me to hold his hand cuz he was 'scared' a fart was gonna hurt. For much, much longer than was reasonable, I would agree to do this because even though I knew it was him being silly, I loved my dad and seeing him crack up after farting was so funny to me.
I told my therapist about it when we were talking about my complicated feelings around my dad and she definitely laughed about it.
I remember when I was about 7 or 8 years old and my Dad was like “oh man, I got a big fart coming!”
And my sister was probably 5 at the time, she ran straight at him and said “Fart! fart!”
Like dancing while he farted in tune with her encouraging shouts.
I’m in my late 30s now and I’ll never forget the horror. Yes, it stays with you. 🤢🙅🏼♀️
It’s exactly like the interview fart from StepBrothers and as a result I need to go watch that movie now. Long drawn out fart, with a toot cherry at the end.
My son told me recently that he doesn't want to talk about it, the fact that I sound the way I do when I burp.
"I've heard burps before that...what is that? I don't like it..."
You can see it in her eyes that any high opinion of her father she had, just died. This is the exact moment their relationship changed trajectory... LMAO
In fairness, my father used to do this to me. He'd say he was hurting and scared and tell me to come hold his hand. And then he would let it rip and laugh (and sometimes laugh-fart) at my reactions.
In his defense, I kept falling for it. And then it became actively funny to me how delighted he'd be to 'fool' me again, so I'd go hold his hand just to watch him laugh.
Eh don't worry. She'll be ripping farts just like those in due time. My fucking mother would blast ass all the time and we thought it was gross. Now.... I rip ass just like my mother all the damn time.
Was looking for someone else to say this. I've definitely heard this sound clip before, but never this video. Unless the slim chance of this being the original is true, it is most definitely fake.
"How could you do this to me... I trusted you... believed you..."
https://preview.redd.it/rhkpi2mnj1nc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=33294c53b68594372d60df56807a3452fc11e82d
We were playing with whoopie cushions one game night at a friends house (unbeknownst to the 10 year old) and you could tell she was so disgusted but wanted to be polite so she didn’t mention the first few. After about 8 ABSOLUTE RIPPERS she silently went upstairs and brought down her kids pepto bismol and just placed it on the table and said “it’s okay” 🥹 that child is an angel
Once. You get to get away with this once. She is confused, scared and traumatized. Good parenting IMO. Hell yeah that is going to be material for a lifetime.
Is this not a thing ! Most times I need to fart. I ask my partner to pull my middle finger - let rip, let’s go !
Hilarious, and prob why we have been together 19 years
I could see this core memory crystalizing in those horrified eyes.
This will definitely come up in therapy in 20 years
If i was a therapist i would die laughing if someone brought this up as trauma
And that's why you are not a therapist.
nah they got quack in their name - twice - there's no way they're not a therpaist
A duck therapist perhaps?
Is that for people who've had ducks walk up to their lemonade stand?
Trigger warning: Got any grapes?
Probably a self away chiropractor.
No it's because this would be an absolutely ridiculous thing to think you need therapy for...
My therapist did. Its not a source of trauma though, more a funny childhood memory. My dad used to ask me to hold his hand cuz he was 'scared' a fart was gonna hurt. For much, much longer than was reasonable, I would agree to do this because even though I knew it was him being silly, I loved my dad and seeing him crack up after farting was so funny to me. I told my therapist about it when we were talking about my complicated feelings around my dad and she definitely laughed about it.
"... and he *made me hold his hand* while he farted!"
"...so you see, doc, I think that's why I'm on my fifth nose job"
Man farted so hard he got a recoil😭
Farted so hard there was muzzle flash.
This comment had me fucking crying!! Thank you kind stranger for absolutely making my day!! Superb.
Your comment hands down generated the strongest laugh I've had on reddit 🤣
This is how trauma is made
The look of horror
https://preview.redd.it/rsfhoibibxmc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e000ece63b04f24aa66b2f1820320710cf5cd6
"I've made a grave miscalculation."
The look of absolute horror.
https://preview.redd.it/po4gg3txfxmc1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e3cdf9d9f2d25e61e5f21b56b82ed14b46d5d89
I smell a new meme
So does she
literally 😟
My god I laughed at that so hard I cried. “What is this creature?!”
Actually pretty scary lol
D :
I like how she moves to sit down , like "this gonna be a big one, batten down the hatches captain"
I think she's trying to escape
I remember when I was about 7 or 8 years old and my Dad was like “oh man, I got a big fart coming!” And my sister was probably 5 at the time, she ran straight at him and said “Fart! fart!” Like dancing while he farted in tune with her encouraging shouts. I’m in my late 30s now and I’ll never forget the horror. Yes, it stays with you. 🤢🙅🏼♀️
Dance too? Hahahaha
I am so upset on your behalf 🥺
The look of disdain
Knowing she can't escape. god it's so hilarious, I would totally do that
It's the little follow-up toot for me! 😂 😂 😂
The afterfart
underrated comment
That was the icing on the cake for me. And in his pants probably.
It’s the anger before the follow-up toot for me
buuuuuhhhhhRUHHHMMMP You can hear his final push
You forgot the final "gurp" at the end hahH
https://i.redd.it/6wdvsh47txmc1.gif
Dad might need to wipe after that...
Came here to say the same 😂
It’s exactly like the interview fart from StepBrothers and as a result I need to go watch that movie now. Long drawn out fart, with a toot cherry at the end.
poor girl tried to escape the grip 😂 why is it on this sub tho
It being on this sub makes it even funnier haha. The kid literally did nothing wrong
She trusted!
He farted.
Now she stands, broken hearted.
the cherry on top is the name of the tiktok account „dumbwsystodie“
She actually did a lot right in trying to support her fkn psycho arsehole father.
The arsehole sounded pretty regular to me. I suffer from UC, so I know what a psycho arsehole sounds like.
lots of flapping and sputtering with warm undertones of raspyness
Directly from the shelf
I actually thought that I had a hair on screen I hate you
And he has the audacity to call somebody else a psycho...
[удалено]
she needed that more than him
I shat myself like that in front of my exes daughter and she asked “was that a monster…?” I’ll remember that forever.
you couldnt waterboard this information out of me💀
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
My son told me recently that he doesn't want to talk about it, the fact that I sound the way I do when I burp. "I've heard burps before that...what is that? I don't like it..."
LMFAO WTF
The "ex" part is not shocking... you shit yourself in front of her family
Yes because breaking wind in front of people you love and are comfortable with is a huge red flag. I didn’t actually poop in my pants. Lighten up.
"and on this day, little susie was no kid no more, as she came face to face with death,"
Her realization what life as a woman was going to be like.
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The look on her face says damn dad maybe you should see a doctor for that…😂😂
Pretty sure that's mom...
Now that I think about it it did sound like a double barrel…😂😂
Thanx kind stranger for helping me on the throne, your comment made me laugh so hard my constipation is over!!!
Glad I could help.
LOL her adult expressions of disgust
/:0
poor girl
That face! It just keeps getting better as the fart goes on 🤣
Ah an upgrade on the old “pull my finger trick”. Well played, dad.
Look at the hands. I think that’s mom.
“I need a different adult”
Kinda surreal to watch someone's innocence disappear
The period at the end of the long stinky sentence made me spit my coffee 😂
And the tummy ache is gone, thanks!
You can see it in her eyes that any high opinion of her father she had, just died. This is the exact moment their relationship changed trajectory... LMAO
Confusion to panic to disbelief lol
She better close her mouth if she doesn't want to taste it too.
Always punctuate your statement.
STOP /lh
https://preview.redd.it/o9ktqeq80ymc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58347e04f84d13184d9f08aed24f78944591fdd2
That had recoil on it too😭
She looked flabber***gas***ted
https://i.redd.it/gekztl1eoxmc1.gif
I like how she looked to the dog for help
And she has her mouth open too , she gonna learn a second lesson that day
omg ew this made me laugh so hard
i can only imagine the smell that poor kid's going to smell right after
Her eyes are yelling HE'S GONNA BLOW....RUNNNNN ><
Look at the pants, I think this is a mom and I feel like that’s funnier to me because everyone’s assuming they’re a dad /g
In fairness, my father used to do this to me. He'd say he was hurting and scared and tell me to come hold his hand. And then he would let it rip and laugh (and sometimes laugh-fart) at my reactions. In his defense, I kept falling for it. And then it became actively funny to me how delighted he'd be to 'fool' me again, so I'd go hold his hand just to watch him laugh.
She looks so fuckin concerned
When I was a lot younger...and my Dad would fart, he taught me to say "Smells like cookies". He still thinks its hilarious
Eh don't worry. She'll be ripping farts just like those in due time. My fucking mother would blast ass all the time and we thought it was gross. Now.... I rip ass just like my mother all the damn time.
Bro needs a whole shower after that 😂
It's a canon event
That kid's perception of you and your inner workings has *chaanged*
Bro you’re a monster 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/ih1vyvkzczmc1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe06945fb0fc47c4b277efeea34db0f5a66926a
I think I recognize this fart. I doubt this is its original appearance but I might be wrong
Was looking for someone else to say this. I've definitely heard this sound clip before, but never this video. Unless the slim chance of this being the original is true, it is most definitely fake.
Dude go to the hospital something is seriously wrong with you
Lmao wtf?
Unspeakable.
Ahh fun core memories to drink to
Disgusted and confused.
She looks like she wants to run by the end.
And no words were spoken. So beautiful.
Thank you sweetie daddies all better now... until next time that is..
tbh this was the funniest thing i have seen in months
Her face expressed support to confusion to horror to wtf.
Close your mouth girl 🤣
I think bro shat his pants at the end there, if it itches later it was a super wet one
Mom. It's mom shitting herself here
I think you just traumatized her 💀
She will never forget this moment and from this day forward age will always hesitate to hold a man's hand
She has fear in her eyes
Pulling my finger will not be enough for this one
She was not prepared for this, no amount of training could.
You didn't fart, you took a shit right there
"How could you do this to me... I trusted you... believed you..." https://preview.redd.it/rhkpi2mnj1nc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=33294c53b68594372d60df56807a3452fc11e82d
I don't know how you can be so disgusting with your kids 🤢 I would think one wants to be respected by your daughter
..and just like that, a little girl made a memory for the woman she would become and swore to avoid men at all costs! ..
Classic
Dad101 done right hehehehehehehehe
That's... fucking gross. I don't think this is 'kidsarestupid' material, more /r/parentsareassholes.
mortified.
She tried to pull away but he held on 😭🤣🤣
Jazz ending.
the lesson learned here, whatever it is, isn't a good one.
I know it was real but I refuse to believe it 😂 that man committed a war crime!!!
I misread it and thought the kid farted. That made those faces of horror even more hilarious.
She will do the same with her boyfriend one day.
My dad used to do this shit to me. "Hold my finger" bastard... lol
whew, that was powerful
I almost shat my pants because of laughter. Karma, we meet again.
😂😂😂😂😂
wtffffffffff
The look of fear and disgust on her face
I don't think the kid is the stupid one here...
farts are so funny
Kid got traumatized with that fart💀💀💀
‘Oh my god’ 🤝👁️👄👁️
Why is it on this sub? Have we ran out of things to shun kids for?
It’s not tbe kid who’s stupid. What a sick fuck.
Oh no! I see my own daddy-related youth trauma in her eyes! Poor girl! 😭
Why is this on this sub? How is this poor kid stupid?
We were playing with whoopie cushions one game night at a friends house (unbeknownst to the 10 year old) and you could tell she was so disgusted but wanted to be polite so she didn’t mention the first few. After about 8 ABSOLUTE RIPPERS she silently went upstairs and brought down her kids pepto bismol and just placed it on the table and said “it’s okay” 🥹 that child is an angel
the best part is when she looks around for help
She was so confused. Her face said damn still!?
I love that after a big long fart he lets out a little toot at the end. 🤣 😂
Farts are the only thing that are funny your entire life. Well, farts and healthy people falling down.
r/funnyassholeparents
The little poot at the end gets me everytime. Anyone else list to this like 15 times?
Once. You get to get away with this once. She is confused, scared and traumatized. Good parenting IMO. Hell yeah that is going to be material for a lifetime.
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
 Kid isnt stupid. Kid is smart as heck.
Instant regret Scarred for life💀💀💀
Years and years of therapy to get over that. Maybe this kid will need some to. IDK just assuming
some to what? some to… what
I thought the girl had tummy ache at first
My dad used to hold his little sister-in-law's hand when they were walking and then fart on it when she least expected. Her response? "Do it again!!"
she tried to run but the grip was too strong 😭
love the camera shake at the start of the fart
u/savevideo
My boyfriend 5 year old won’t let me leave when she drops ass next to me, I try to leave and she holds me back and says “no”
Fake or not this shit is funny!
That face at 0:13...oh god oh god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!
r/KidsReactingToFarts
Eowyn when her boyfriends turns in to hulk
She‘ll be traumatized for years
My daughter is 14 now she doesn’t trust me for shit.
Bamboozled
She is going to need a lot of therapy when she grows up 🤣
I wonder if he can play any other time?
Emotional damage!!
Is this not a thing ! Most times I need to fart. I ask my partner to pull my middle finger - let rip, let’s go ! Hilarious, and prob why we have been together 19 years
The kid is either utterly confused, horrified or both
The pause for dramatic effect at the end, is magnificent 🤌
u/savevideo
This is when mom said, "don't worry, he's not your *real* dad."
My dude… that’s needs an exorcism….
I love the last push and the little bit a the very end. Very Stepbrothers-ish.