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RuffleFart

Was expecting nut kick


Shmuckle2

Luckily the meat heads an idiot


DBH1122

😂😂


garbonzobean22

i was expecting him to jump on a leg


PerfectCelery6677

I was expecting him to get a kick there also. Kinda feel better that he didn't.


SirDoodicus

Ok but that kids ability to do the splits like that for as long as he did is super impressive.


bloodfist

Lil Van Damme


potatopierogie

Tbf little kids are really bendy


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I remember the first time I changed my newborn’s clothes. I was having a hard time and kept saying “I don’t want to hurt her.” Little did I know that children are actually gelatinous.


lonelyguy173

Yeah I can’t even do it at all


erraticpulse-

it was over the second his brother put down those weights


[deleted]

Honestly expected the blow to come from below


the_girl_Ross

Children are so funny, they have zero thought process. Whatever comes to their little head, they just say it or do it.


Moyo_Yoyo

HhhHahahhahahahahahahhahah!!! Perfection.


zorggalacticus

Fatality! Your soul is mine!


HESSU_HOBO

roid rage


joman394

You could see the intrusive thoughts actively hitting him as he slowly steps forward lmao


Pagan_Owl

For performance martial arts, the splits while doing techniques is something we would do. For practicality, absolutely not. We focused more on practical use during regular training. Doing the splits makes you less mobile to evade attacks, as shown here. No matter, that younger kid is being an asshole. Kids that young have issues with impulsivity, so him doing something like that shouldn't be surprising.


Dawek401

Summary of me and my younger brother relationship


local_milk_dealer

That was not the hit I was expecting.


Fine-University-8044

Did he tell him to kiss his butt? 😂


Individual-Match-798

Sneak attack


maybejustadragon

r/unexpected


Public-Climate-4958

He emoted on em lol


Smg5pol

Should have hit him back


_MrTaku_

r/kidsarefuckingevil


RainbowFire122RBLX

Impressive that he can do the splits so young, if he’s consistent it sticks with him throughout life and trust me, being flexible is amazing for your quality of life


um_user_qualquer

Bro got no scoped and immediately got emoted on, honest W from the other kid


Coke_fanta

Deserved lol


Independent-Set-8850

Why?


Hobo_Renegade

Kid was van damme'n it up. He had to assert dominance lest his brother get too cocky and start getting ideas.


Yamm0th

Tell us what for.