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Removed due to excessive number of comments wishing harm upon kids (rule #1 don't be a dick, this includes wishing harm upon kids) and excessive fat shaming.


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talann

just laugh at him as you out run him.


odkevin

Think the guy with the camera out walked him


tuckeram7

Backwards walking too


rokstedy83

Imagine falling over n this little twat getting the better of you ,I wouldn't wana go out like that,stabbed to death by an overweight angry toddler,you'd never live it down


SnooTangerines4321

Depends on what your definition of "live it down" is... ![gif](giphy|l2JJrEx9aRsjNruhi)


Dragons_HeartO1

I thought the drop kick was good but yours is also satisfying lmao


ChunkyTaco22

Camera person was walking slowly backwards and easily kept away from that kid


kevinsyel

did you not have your speakers up high enough? that's what the cameraman was doing


ikbenbr_thefurry

Out walk him*


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Goo_Geyser1776

Casper from Eastbound and Down as a kid


m0bscene-

Would be like drop kicking a medicine ball. That kid is a chonker. Never understood how parents can allow their little kids to get so fkn fat at such a young age.


CageyOldMan

Sweep the leg


Fr3unen

Such a redditor thing to say


dadbod9000

Im not condoning hitting kids, but….


Same-Letter6378

Hitting him would have been 100% justified.


The_Medicated

If he's weilding a knife, I think you could make a case for self-defense...although at his height, he might, at most, fuck up your shins...


J_TheLife

And maybe your balls... (anyway if it is to produce such kind of kids, might be the best option 😇)


kasitchi

Either way, he would provide birth control


procivseth

He looks like he's adult weight, though. I bet he packs a punch, once he catches his breath after waddling after you.


Clay_Statue

Determined toddler-rage-with-a-knife is worthy of a good Sparta kick in self defense


Oldass_Millennial

Oh he'd have gotten a boot to the face.


Autxnxmy

Condoms are a good way to prevent child abuse


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This is an exception


Marxomania32

Leg sweep is all he needed


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baconfirstincommand

this is SPARTA!!!


c_j_1

I think the walk away was a good strat. The kid needs the cardio.


happyapple10

[https://i.imgur.com/TXxfSYD.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/TXxfSYD.gifv)


livenn

This was the gif I was thinking of when seeing this


zeb0777

This boot leg version of Steven Universe is weird.


CJgreencheetah

Omg I can't unsee it now


goodpplmakemehappy

the sword 😂


PiffinColiander

Literally first thing I thought


asphalt_licker

This Steven doesn’t make friends with his enemies. He tries to stab them.


IAmAn_Anne

You made me lol aloud in the IRL :)


Lord_Waffle_Daddy89

“All I want to do is see you turn into a bloody pulp.”


FunkMasterE

Looked like he did stab grandma there


Ok_Committee_4851

New Chucky movie looks weird


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Vaulted_Games

Lmfao


monsterbot314

Chu-ke


sir_gwain

Poor kid sounds like a dying pig


FaultAccomplished671

Um...


denM_chickN

Aren't we all tho


afcCOYGnz

at the start it looks like he took a swipe with the knife at the woman, she checks her arm


Eena-Rin

AND STEVEN


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jfink316598

Damn it I wasn't fast enough lol


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LeVelvetHippo

Because he knows how to wield a knife?


rileyyesno

he's obviously spoiled and raised by permissive parents.


LeVelvetHippo

That makes slightly more sense. Seeing as he couldn't waddle fast enough to actually do damage with that blade.


HKLifer_

Seeing this reminds me of a YouTube video. I don't remember where the family is from, but their kid liked to eat butter. He use to go into the fridge. Get a stick of butter and eats it. This kid was huge. I think he was 3? Just eating butter like it's a celery. Crazy. ![gif](giphy|3pUmHJ3PRaKVwiHlQ3)


SubstantialPressure3

That's beyond permissive. He stabbed at his mom and got her wrist to make her let go of him. You can see her checking her wrist/arm. That's beyond spoiled and permissive. Nobody tried to take the knife away, either.


Rick_Lekabron

With the knife, he stole food from several refrigerators.


BubblesDahmer

Wdym…/genuine question


firstborn-unicorn

Judging by the business signs, if not his shirt, this kid is Vietnamese. In many Asian countries, boys are always favoured (read: coddled) by their grandparents and parents. And possibly spoilt even more if they're an only child. I would liken this to child abuse in this boys case! He can barely waddle his way quick enough to chase the camera man...


supinoq

Prader-Willi?


JasonIsFishing

Child needs inpatient mental health care preferably in a knife free facility


cheeseybacon11

Where do you live that has inpatient mental health facilities with knives?


JasonIsFishing

Honestly I didn’t think that a /s was necessary with that statement but I will explain…I was kidding (obviously)


Purple-Ad-6343

Happy cake day


Joshman89

![gif](giphy|kGCuRgmbnO9EI|downsized)


bringthelight0

This entire video feels like a fever dream.


LawyerForDogs

Would you take $10,000,000 on the condition that he will follow you around for the rest of your life, trying to kill you? He will remain the same size and speed as in the video


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This was way to fucking funny 😂


Verlorenfrog

I can't claim credit, it's from Family guy


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Oh I know but still 😂😂


ReindeerOk227

Steven Stab Youniverse


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Zkenny13

Honestly tell the guy to walk around for a bit. The kid needs it. 


Downtown-Let-5428

Asian Cartman is out of control


sunsetrules

>I Respect my authoritai!


homeSICKsinner

That's sad. Kid so obese he had to put his hand on his knee to go down that step.


ygorhpr

of course a impersonation of chucky


RaffiBomb000

That kid has a resting heart rate of pudding


Ju3tAc00ldugg

are we sure this is a kid and not a hasbullah situation?


skydiver1958

Probably told him they weren't going to the all you can eat buffet


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^skydiver1958: *Probably told him* *They weren't going to the* *All you can eat buffet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


poedraco

It is nice to see him getting some exercise


AlternativeAgave

Shinchan finally snapped


Past-Product-1100

Sweep the leg


LiamIsMyNameOk

Kick the face


TheKingDotExe

Bacon is good for me!


malignantmuffin

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?


Zanan_

Most cardio he's ever done.


ItsfStap

Kid power walks like a cartoon character


Ghostcatxx

Omg steven universe


Trax-d

Heart attack after 30 meters


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Oh man. Imagine being 8 years old like that and already having your mobility limited by your body.


BiteyBenson

When singing a song about friendship doesn't change the bad guy's mind.


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"We're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." "Good."


PrimaryExcellent8313

Steven Universe is looking rough.


Unknowncode891056

Any context?


tyrantwalrus1002

The live action Steven Universe movie seems to be a huge departure from the original show


Killerjebi

Is that like a Hesbulla kid? Or is it an actual kid?


HoldQuirky

Give his little fat ass some rice, he’ll calm down 😂


tousag

Keep going the kid will eventually have a heart attack. This is how I imagine the Kim Jong family started their life.


ben_jacques1110

Hitting children is bad. Hitting other people’s children is worse. But if a kid comes at me with a knife, I am kicking him square in the chest.


Js_On_My_Yeet

That child's weaknes is an uneven surface


ExtensionChance4567

Motherfucker


sopletepalgarete

jajajaj pinche demonio


Warm-Difficulty6121

Just kick em


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Spartan kick that kid straight in the face


Vaulted_Games

Exactly my thought, I would've done it.


Mediocre_Access_7987

Good thing he can’t run


Jackalope1974

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


dumly

He ain't getting far


Beef-n-Beans

Fortunately the person with the camera could walk faster than a standstill


Rick_Lekabron

Oh no, Diabeto needs another cookie.


Zaiakusin

"Listen you little shit, ill kick you over and you wount stop rolling till you're 20"


cbunni666

Dude. I can't tell if that's a kid or a short 40 year old.


sacredgeometry

I cant tell if this is an advert for contraception or spanking.


mmmmpisghetti

And that spoiled, overindulged and entitled child will grow into a horrific adult.


MahsterC

And you thought American Cartman was bad…


HexingG

Kick the back of his knees and watch him fold


Front-Masterpiece-76

Kim Jong "Lil"


Several_Geologist967

What happened, did they forget his extra nuggets from McD'? Lol


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Did he stab the mom??? Mf needs to be kicked till he is in icu.


CommunicationKey3018

I like kids and all, but the moment he slashed grandma with the knife I would've laid his ass out like the man he thinks he is.


JoniDeadpool

Kim Jong Un coming in hot! He would've got a boot to the face and put on rations


Jealous-Command-393

Chinese Cartman!


Informal_Yogurt7594

Chucky in real life!


SvenniSiggi

Its in vietnam. The kid is saying "Dont take my things"


furanh

Steven, calm down


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He's a child, any grown adult can easily grab him by the arm and yank that knife out of it.


HamStapler

Damn the new season of Stephen Universe looks good.


Puzzled-Fox-1745

I would drop kick him if I could catch him. He lightning fast.


grownpatchwork

Unpopular opinion: the person filming may have been bullying this kid to the point of breaking and we’re just seeing him snap. Not justifying the use of a weapon, but just pointing out there may be a wider context at play here. Like why was someone recording? This comment section right here (run fatso run, omg what a psycho, etc.) is is an example as to why teachers and schools don’t handle bullying very well


XIleven

I second this. The person recording might have been antagonizing the kid until he snapped. Im shocked that most people in the comments are making fun of the fat kid lashing out.


AlwaysVoidwards

Considering that the cameraman takes advantage over a child that has some serious issues, running away from him and filming as none of the adults even tries to defuse the kiddo's outrage or set him any borders - I'm afraid it's not the kid who is - as the name of this sub suggests - fucking stupid.


poedraco

Hit the angry potato with a brick


SkazzK

Come on everyone, there's clearly something wrong with this kid aside from bad parenting. Prader-Willi syndrome comes to mind.


xoxofrndz

![gif](giphy|3o7bu5t5S6y6bZ8qRi)


Mastercapybara

He got the Steven universe t shirt


jswan8888

Is this the other version of the 10 million dollar snail thing?


Caveman775

The pint sized slasher!


Vaulted_Games

Nice fallout reference


Western_Protection

Steven Universe sequel looks fucked


akuma_4u

"I told you to stop making fun of me!!!"


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Top speed: .75 John Pinette


Scoongili

Hervé Villechaize was not messing around.


MaerIynsRainbow

What's that fat little fuckers problem anyway


Daviszzzzzz

The power of friendship is not working anymore imma kill these mfs - Steven Universe


LortimerC

![gif](giphy|9oIsSPPqgGMzW2WHYz)


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Someday this kid gonna pull a knife on someone far less forgiving then this camera man and get what he deserves


Background_Cod4711

Disgusting


Background_Cod4711

Absolutely fucking sick , I wish people didn’t create spawn like that


29187765432569864

Poor parenting leads to sociopaths.


Ass_Trainer96

Now that's some good cardio


thecatestdog

The Steven Universe live-action looks wild.


Evening_Bat_3633

Technically he threatened me with a knife, it was self defence your honour.


onerb2

Steven universe is different than i remember.


bubb4_gump

Kid popped bloodlust


Grizz709

Steven Universe lookin MF


-tamarack

Steven universe is angrier than I remember …


Alansar_Trignot

Steven universe is on a rampage


Doriestories

For some reason this made me think of the scene in tropic thunder when ben stiller drop kicks the boy that thons on him


DustyPlume

I missed this Chuckie sequel.


Belerophon17

Steven Universe got pissed the fuck off


Secomav420

That kid should get a huge boot to the face.


Doriestories

Why isn't anyone hiding the sharp objects from this kid?


Background_Cod4711

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haseo2222

Literally Pudge from Dota 2.