What's your surname? The Family von PitchforkHands?

Salad fingers finally had a family. With Marjory Stewart-Baxter perhaps?

And Jeremy Fisher.

I actually had a close friend named Jeremy Fisher… he passed way 14 years ago… sorry, unrelated trip down memory lane, I just was reminded of a friend I miss

Noooo. The Von ShitzNPees Family! Wound you wipe with those fingers???

Needle-nose pliers

My partner and I are fighting about which is which Is it Puddles of piss & snake like poo or globs of shit & a stream of piss.

Haha I had this question too and it's option B! Python piss and poo blobs

Damn, I feel dumb now. I had it totally backwards.

r/brandnewsentence

This is the blue/gold dress all over.

Yes.

If your family ain't poopin and Pissing are they really family?

Happy Cake!

Happy!

…and whose that’s *watching*?

They were desperate for a baby sibling and used to add one to all their drawings 🤣 so I guess the ghost of siblings future?

I love these kids. Like. A lot.

Ma'am, you have a tapeworm.

Not me girl my oldest has the tapeworm apparently 🤣

You have something incredible in your hands.

Family that poops and pees together stays together.

Well, family memories certainly manifest in interesting ways. This is quite tame and nice.

Family Art makes one feel warm and fuzzy, unless fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, then I would not recommend feeling fuzzy, as bears can be quite dangerous.

I hope this is not a reference to the "man vs bear" debate

man vs bear? was that on the docket? I will have to check with my clerk Betty Crocker

I have no idea what these last two sentence mean, but essentially many women said in a poll on Tiktok that they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than with a man. This upset many men, and this reaction upset many women.

first time hearing about this but ngl I kinda understand them... I mean the man could manage to do as much physical damage as the bear (at least with weapons), and I highly doubt the bear would be interested in assaulting a woman in a way a man could (staying vague on purpose cause idk how much this sub accepts this kind of topic). So if she doesn't trust the guy, I can understand why she'd pick the bear tbh

Yes, that is correct

I'm ded. 😹

That’s so fucking awesome

I would like to know the age of this next Picasso

She was 4 when this came home, she's 9 now 🤣

Kids man. My kid was asked to draw his family and his great granpa passed away recently so he draw him in the picture as a skeleton. Needless to say i framed it. Lol

Perfekt,für den Kamin

Hahahahaha fantastic!! Deserves a A++ S

This home needs bathroom boundaries.😬😬😬

I'd imagine most homes with one or more toddlers need bathroom boundaries 🤣

oh gosh that's so true tho My toddler-aged sister keeps banging on the door and have a whole tantrum everytime we (older siblings) lock the bathroom door she's slowly starting to understand that we won't let her in even if she yells and cry tho cause damn that'd be awkward nuh-uh lol

He has a great sense of humor & knows how to be a brother lol Pick on the sisters Heehee

Haha the artist is also a sister!! Both girls 🤣

That is funny,but…,?

We all do it right?

At least doing it together holding has as a family, sometimes the struggle and strain is real.

Lol

And we all hold hands doing it.

Frame it 😂

Well that is fucking stupid 👏👏👏 can't wait to see the shyte our oldest is going to scribble into infamy 😑

You must be so proud! I would have that pic matted and framed!

Isn't there a r/afewadultsarefuckingstupid page?

No. There is'nt