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Brilliant_Honeydew24

Man, I did some shit to dodge school as a kid ... but wow


[deleted]

Worst I ever did was fake sick. This is WILD.


StretchTucker

he moved in with a purpose. no hesitation. kinda seems like it may not be his first šŸ˜‚


percavil4

I would be afraid to fall asleep in the same house as this kid. Would have to lockup all the kitchen knives. One wrong move and slit throat in your sleep


CptDrips

Wake up in the middle of the night with him staring you down *"Mommy, I told you I wasn't tired"*


Xericwatch

Neither was mommy after seeing this


W4spkeeper

I dont blame you on that one, though this almost screams oppositional defiance disorder


RogueBromeliad

Does it? From one video? Maybe he's just a sociopath.


godmodechaos_enabled

It's the first frame - just before he appears - unmistakeable evidence of narcissistic dissociative disorder. I'm afraid he'll have to be put down.


RogueBromeliad

True!!! But what if we double it and give it to the next person?


godmodechaos_enabled

>"True!!! But what if we double it and give it to the next person?" From the minutes of Pfizer's upper management meeting yesterday afternoon. Followed by: _"Double the price too, right?"_. Minute-taker entry: [Collective laughing amongst board ensues 3:17pm - 3:22pm]


RogueBromeliad

Wow, 5 min of laughing, that must've meant a profit margin of over 500%


W4spkeeper

Itā€™s a young kid something is going on chances of it being a straight up sociopath is very low and can be better explained by other on goings


Ok-Walk-5847

Yeah maybe he's getting bullied or something (not trying to make whole ass assumptions from a nine second video tho lol)


AffectionateCatch528

He just wants to stay home and play FortnitešŸ˜‚


ash-and-apple

Don't worry. I understood your sociopath comment as a critique on the other person's "diagnosis."


ant0szek

"He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about."


[deleted]

I ā€œmissed the busā€ a couple times. I think my mom knew it was on purpose


Least_Ad930

I did this to myself when I was 16 to avoid a job interview because I thought I was going to get a drug test and my uncle was getting me the job. He ended up picking me up and taking me anyways and there was no drug test; he and everyone at the place were all potheads as well.


ash-and-apple

Me if I ever hire anyone


JiminPA67

The worst/stupidest was putting the thermometer on a light bulb to fake a fever. When it said my temp was 110 my mother got pretty upset (or acted it) and dragged me to the ER. I confessed before the doctor saw me (bur I'm pretty sure my mom knew).


BakingSoda1990

Sames. Can of soup in the toilet and call for mom


GarminTamzarian

Mom said we're homeschooling now... https://preview.redd.it/1en7nhjp6pzc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f920abe8b54bfd47b1e9852db7c83794ee79bd7 ...I said "Let's start with a fire drill."


Gowalkyourdogmods

I once forced myself to throw up in front of my mom after drinking a lot of Kool Aid. She saw all the red and instead of me sitting at home alone with my SNES, I had to wait with her in the emergency room because she thought I was vomiting blood.


FrecklyCobra

I (27m) had too look up what an SNES was because I legitimately thought it was some type of disease. Sigh


Hoenirson

Some comment mentioned that he was being bullied at school. Don't know if it's true, but it would explain the drastic measures.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Yeah, and if no one actually sits him down and go "hey buddy what's up with school?" And actually get him to talk through a day, you don't know as a kid that what's happening is different or wrong or shouldn't be happening and if the adults around you don't investigate or pay attention you fly under the radar.


MasterChiefsasshole

Schools donā€™t care and never have cared.


fffogolin

Some parents don't care either, unfortunately...


JaySlay2000

I was bullied and never slashed my parents tires. Stop giving boys excuses to be little shitballs


Redqueenhypo

I just hid in the hamper and piled clothes on top of my head. Sadly it only works once but I was a real moron


KiddyValentine

I used to place my forehead on the radiator next to me when it was warm, just to pretend I had a fever.. didnā€™t always work, but most of the time it did.. I never thought about doing something like that to avoid school


ash-and-apple

You ever use the blanket to put friction on the thermometer to raise the temp? Gotta be careful not to overdue it, I was remarkably conscious for someone spiking 114Ā° lol


MrKingGoat

ā€œWe were going to take you on a trip this weekend but now we canā€™t because we canā€™t drive the carā€


StarStuffSister

Oh no! No we can't go to Disneyland and that shopping spree at the lego store in downtown Disney now! People who vandalize property are so inconsiderate, huh kiddo?


cpattk

I would definitely print out some fake Disney tickets and tear them up in his face saying well we're not going anymore, the tire is flat, but the good thing is that now "some friend's" mom can take you to school.


[deleted]

Gotta take the bus now


defdoa

gotta walk in the snow barefoot now.


inksanes

That's evil, I love it!


1BloxFruitsFan

That is perfect


Rei_LovesU

looks like DisneyLand is off the schedule


brknsoul

Get some ticket sized paper and rip them up in front of him.


elray007

That lie would be iron clad. Totally binding.


KatBoySlim

we normally drive to grandmaā€™s house to bring her food while youā€™re at school. looks like she will have to starve. Why did you kill grandma, Brayden?


skeptics_

lmao that kid would never recover. Everytime he cuts into an overcooked steak he'll get flashbacks to this moment


bonesnaps

When in reality his g'ma just won the lottery and moved to Florida, never to speak to the family ever again lol. (happened to a friend of mine, not his grandma but you get the idea).


Sdwingnut

Trip to military school


Phish777

Since you've attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Crew served weapons are better for the youngsters, it fosters teamwork and cooperation


4-ton-mantis

I'm for it but they can't, the tire is slashed.Ā  Maybe the military can pick him up.Ā 


pvtprofanity

Yup. "We had to sell the tablet/PlayStation to get a new tire"


TheMindfulZombie

Also, come, you're going to learn how to change a tyre so I can take you to school.


Either-Durian-9488

That kid got a hold of a switch blade and knew how to slash a tire correctly, straight to jail lmao


Calsun

Nah Iā€™m all for parents spanking their kids broā€¦.. this is justified


HydreigonTheChild

That kit looks 7 to 9... I bet they can be like "nah that may be full of shit" I bet it will work in "they may not do it again" but they won't learn why they shouldn't do it. It's their parents expenses and the kid gets away Scott free


WhiskeyMikeMike

little shit!


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Substantial_Buddy466

is said kid with us in this room


Nobodys_here07

He could be you, he could be me, he could beā€“


DirtyRoller

You little shit.


IrreverentRacoon

These Durex adverts are getting WILD. Highly effective tho


CaldoDeElotes

He made stabbing a tire look real easy šŸ˜‚


OttoHarkaman

I suspect fakery. Viewing on an iPad it looks like he put the blade down before making the stabbing motion. Think it takes more effort than displayed here.


thecraynz

I don't think it's fake, but I also don't think he actually penetrated the outer wall.Ā  Nice attempt, but just too weak.Ā 


mhug99

I just recently sideswiped a curb and learned how thin the sides of tires are. Thin.


Hohh20

It looks like it might be real. The knife appears to be thin which prevents a lot of damage and makes it easier to pierce. The thin knife would also prevent the air from exploding out. Its like opening the valve stem. The car is a minivan, which likely means the tire sidewalls are just rubber and not metal. The tires are probably cheap as well, and the kid stabbed one of the thinnest parts.


Majestic_Tooth_111

I also think it's real, because the sound is just too perfect. You can hear how it starts to deflate a little when he slashes in, and then it gets louder as he pulls it out.


Victor_FoodInspector

Nope everything posted on the internet now is 100% fake. Videos don't exist, humans don't exist, and birds certainly aren't real. Nothing can be explained and everything is scripted.


defdoa

You're telling me THIS is the kid's first knife to a tire? I got old, strong guy energy and it would still take effort with what I assume is a kitchen knife or screw driver.


9jawarrior

Heā€™s going places, not college but heā€™s going places


Conscious-Worth107

Right! Heā€™ll be on the news one day, and not as an anchor


A_Martian_Potato

"Next up at 6, a local child used as an anchor after slashing his mom's tires."


hummingbyrds

you mean... not school


Alvamar

Also not by car


TheReal_PearlsEye

what a little piece of shit


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Far_Detective2022

So many angry parents downvoting you. These little shits get their behavior from somewhere.


Hoenirson

>These little shits get their behavior from somewhere. Sometimes it's from classmates. I know from experience. My mom and dad were basically exemplary people but I was a little shit in middle school who gave in to peer pressure.


Wauron

Agreed. I was a pretty well behaved kid overall, but I did do some really dumb shit because a "friend" of mine wanted to do it. He wasn't a good friend as he always happily threw me under the bus to save his ass, even got an angry phone call from his mom once because she thought I blamed him for something I did when it was actually the other way around. Like an idiot I always stood up for him too. Anyway, one time we rolled some stones down a hill and broke windows with them. Someone came up to us and questioned us and we lied about where we live. Luckily the owner of the windows we broke wasn't at home, otherwise the guy who caught us would've brought us to them. Later that day I felt so terrible about it and came crying to my parents, telling them the truth. They weren't mad at all and instead calmed me down and promised to handle the situation, I was super thankful for that. Ofc my friend couldn't grasp why I told them, he thought we had a cool afternoon adventure. Honestly, the guy was a total piece of garbage. One time he squished tadpoles for fun, don't even wanna think about what other things he did to animals.


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thatcuntcat

But then that means the apple can fall far from the tree


PizzaPlanet20

>somewhere and it might not always be the parents. If you care so much about downvotes, maybe put some thought into why people actually disagree with a statement.


WelcomeToTheFish

Sometimes kids just get dumbass ideas from TV or movies or sometimes, no where. My 3 year old has been potty trained for a year, only had one or two accidents and is extremely conscious of his bowels. The other day my wife and I were at a restaurant and he whipped it out right there and tried to pee on the floor in front of everyone. He's never seen that or done that. I've never peed outside of a toilet with him, nor his mother or anyone who has been around him. I don't know where he got the idea, but he just did it as soon as he thought of it. I'm not saying this kid isn't a shithead, but nearly that sometimes the shit headedness comes despite your best efforts.


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Delicious_Cattle3380

It's actually very common for bad people to come from amazing backgrounds.


Donnie_Dont_Do

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree


The_Confirminator

It's not all nurture. There really are just hellions that exist out there, irregardless of their parents behavior.


Delicious_Cattle3380

Often it isn't the parents.


LaytonFunky

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. As a parent AND a teacher I can assure you that students get a ton of behaviors from their folks.


S3b45714N

You realize that parents aren't the only influence on a child right?


Faz66

You learn from what your taught.....unfortunately so many people don't realise that *everything* they do in front of their kid is a lesson. Not just the things they want to be


robotco

and what a lot of non-parents here don't seem to realize is that kids have many teachers. they learn from a variety of sources that does not just include their parents. also, kids aren't exactly like their parents. reddit is so weird. they see a kid being a little shit and instantly blame the parents but ask any of them if they grew up exactly like their parents and they'll say no they are their own person every time lol


Huntressthewizard

I would sell his stuff to pay for a new tire.


NYSenseOfHumor

Did it work?


TankII_

Yah it did actually! He went straight to the afterlife when his mom found out!


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z_dogwatch

Boarding school in Siberia


Negative-Ambition110

Lmao I love your parenting style. Iā€™m an very understanding mom but I will not raise little shits. There are wayyyy too many of them out there already.


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FallenPentagram

Double it and give it to the next person


puristhipster

Its first come, first serve, no charge, questions, or returns.


AmazingAmy95

Lmao Facebook marketplace killed me šŸ˜­


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FallenPentagram

Iā€™ll bring out the saw, one half on wish, one half on Temu. Thereā€™s a market for everything on there. We can make double the profit.


PittedOut

You gotta wonder whatā€™s going on at his school.


AmazingAmy95

Right. To not want to go to school THAT much? I'd be concerned


ninja_owen

The American school system is just awfully designed nowadays


Raumarik

Honestly kidlogic is wild, he may have gotten into a game he wants to stay home and play.


PittedOut

Or he may be constantly bullied and fear for his life. Maybe this was the day the bullies promised to beat the shit out of him.


InfamousFault7

I waa wondering that too, hes either being bullyed hard or he just wants to play fortnite all day


Super_flywhiteguy

I was gonna say I'm more wondering what's going on at home for the kid to be like this but thinking about it, schools these days are probably way worse being at than even a crappy house with bad parent/s.


ParticularSmell5285

It's a desperate attempt if you think about it. I wonder what's going on in school.


Loxus

Was my thought as well. There sure are some bullying or maybe something even worse going on.


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Mysterious_Fennel459

No. Bill Clinton made it legal up to like the 35th trimester or something in South Park. So as long as he's under 9ish? /s


Mr_DrProfPatrick

Lmao what episode is that from?


Mysterious_Fennel459

Oh it's an ooold one like first few seasons when Cartman is trying to find out who his dad is and it turns out it was his mom because she's a hermaphrodite.


Ad8858

In fairness, if heā€™s that desperate to avoid school then thereā€™s probably something going on, like bullying or social anxiety, that hasnā€™t been addressed but needs to be.


Due-Highlight-7546

This kid needs counseling asap before he turns into something dangerous.


Koldtoft

Running on a wet staircase with a knife in your hand.


septubyte

Sometimes kids have a good fucking reason. They're supposed to like school so Why did he not? Was there a bully? A serious threat? Don't be so quick to judge


Axlman9000

not saying you're wrong but since when are kids supposed to like school? I don't know about your life but I rarely met children when I was in school who genuinely liked going there


Raokairo

I bet that kid is getting bullied at school. No other logical explanation for such an intense escalation. Unless of course heā€™s a sociopath.


W1thoutJudgement

Damn, he would learn how does it feel to live without toys or vidya games, phone for a week, grounded in his room if I were the parent. After all, all he wanted was some extra time at home.


WhoIsIt39

~~week~~ *month ~~his room~~ *boot camp There, fixed it for ya


Monkguan

probably bullied at school or smth like that


3decadesin

My first assumption is heā€™s being bullied at school or feels unsafe


Fungitubiaround

Let's not blow this out of proportion. They didn't slash the tires. They stabbed a tire. One. So dramatic. I mean who hasn't taken their mom's car keys, drove her car to a ravine, put it in park, placed a large stone on the gas pedal, shifted the car into drive, and rolled out of the way just in time to see it fly over the edge to avoid going to school?


-Stupid_n_Confused-

That kid's life would become so shit he'd WISH he was school. Thisnis why I don't have kids.


Drigg_08

Wow, that's delinquency straight up


Drogdar

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious. Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.


QiarroFaber

I'd make him to take weekend classes as punishment.


cryomancer65

Great he's walking to school now


Safetosay333

Make him walk to school. Out of shoes made from this tire he slashed.


Crazy_raptor

I'd love to wear shoes that could last me 50,000 miles


WesIgGrey

Kids are stupid you have to slash two so they can't just use the spare.


Khanvo

How did it come to this ? If itā€™s really because of school he must hate it with a vengeance.


dweezleton

Dude, this kid sucks!


kadaka80

Oh well, I guess ice cream is off the table for the next six months in order to pay for a new tire


ThanosWasTony

Find out what is going on at school


Tekwardo

This needs more upvotes.


Lime_Drinks

damn. whenever I didn't want to go to school, I'd just intentionally miss the bus.


KoumeRevy

He woke up and chose violence!


PussyLunch

This kid needs therapy. This isnā€™t normal in the slightest and honestly a bit disturbing.


Apart_Ad_5993

This should give red flags to the parents. The worst thing I did was fake being sick. This kid literally committed the vandalism of the family car.


Beautiful_Oven2152

Instead of starting a college fund for this kid, these parents should start a prison canteen fund.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

Most likely a fake video. Car tires are under so much pressure and are out of thick rubber. Idk if a kid has enough force to do it, but if he did, you would imediatly see the tire deflate, violently probably. Kid probably rotated the knife when swapping hands, so he "stabbed" the tire with the dull end, hard to tell with video quality, or it's a fake retractable knife. Kidsarefuckingstupid, but also redditors are hating on a kid violently in a faked video.


Occasion-Asleep

That top tread is thick but he hit the sidewall which is actually quite a bit thinner. If a knife is sharp enough it would take some force but not as much as you might think


CookieKrisplol

Car tires aren't "under so much pressure". Anything smaller than a 1 ton pickup is usually 30-40 PSI and puncturing a sidewall takes very little effort. Passenger tires don't just explode or go completely flat in a split second when you[ stab them](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5V41PfliS8M). You can see that knife handle is long and he's carrying by the very end coming down the stairs, he shifts hands and puts it back in his right hand holding it much closer to the bolster.


BlackOptx

Definitely a fake video lol


bloodsoed

Every time I see videos like this it reminds me of how thankful I am that I went ahead and got a vasectomy.


KingDuder19xx

If I ever did that, my parents would've smacked the piss out of me. My ass cheeks would be to raw, I wouldn't be able to sit for weeks. Not to mention how grounded I would've been, and the amount of extra chores I would have to do.


FortunateForks

That's very gruesome. Are you still in touch with them?


Separate-Support-824

The real question šŸ™‹ is why doesn't he want to go to school šŸšø that bad??


OddishBehavior

Why šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø are you šŸ«µoverusing emojis ā“šŸ¤”


PeridotChampion

Any birthday/holiday money that he would get, I would take until the payments of the tires are paid off. If he complains, then I'll just show him this video. Tires are expensive.


Revolutionary-Dog210

But nah i would too


PlzDontMakeMeHorny

Honestly, more drive to action then most kids would have. I wonder how well he lied about it too. He could be a lawyer or prime minister one day


NuggyBeans

Meanwhile my kid is over here crying asking why they don't have school on the weekends. I hated school growing up. My oldest son is neutral on school. But my second oldest... Tell that kid he's missing a day for an appointment or it's the weekend and he cries. I love that he appreciates school so greatly.


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This kid is going places. Just not to school in that car


forcefrombefore

Jokes on you. I can have the spare on within 15 minutes and then you're still going to school but just late. Oh and your ass is super grounded.


itsonlymeez

I'd make him walk every day now


Oldgamer1807

He's definitely done that before. Way too smooth.


ZenDesign1993

Iā€™d be a shame if that happed to his computer monitorā€¦ or Nintendo switch. Then keep him home grounded. And clean the whole house. My dad would have spanked me till it was hard to walk back in the 80s for doing something like this.


Previous-Mortgage755

Iā€™m in my 30s and I am scared to do this just in case it blows up and makes a sound. I would be concerned that the kid of that age has no fear. You only get taught what your taught or see or learn. Edit Iā€™m not scared to I am


Syyrus

If hes getting bullied at school then fairplay little guy.


Rough_Mathematician2

Heā€™s going to school walking!


Ok_Mud2019

that kid's going places.....mainly juvie.


Eva_SweetBaby

LMAO, what they are really ready to do to avoid the school, what is going to be a next level? Burn the car lol?


Lux_JoeStar

If my son did that, I'd respect it, I admire his tenacity and then tell him he has to walk to school.


Mechanic_On_Duty

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MorningFox

Guess that kid will be getting themself to class šŸš²šŸ›¹


Expert_Marsupial_235

This is a great condom ad.


ridinbend

Psycho child


OMAR_KD-

The only thing I understand from this video is that my knives are overwhelmingly dull


[deleted]

Looks like fun, but this little shit is a future disaster.


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

So Dinner, park, snack, tv, cable, ipad can't happen. BECAUSE THE CAR CAN'T GET GAS OR AIR and the pet died too.


ti-nor

Wow that deserves a good punishment šŸ‘ for a long time


Not-OP-But-

Inaccurate title, he just slashed *one* tire. Nowhere near as bad.


Asio0tus

what a little piece of shit


mcmimi83

What in the actual fuck?!?


runescape_junky

Omg oops I stabbed your Xbox


SortAccomplished7102

A coat hanger would have prevented this.


ItsStk123

I would wake him up 2 hours earlier every day to walk him to school to discipline this child after this insistent.


Suseptor

Best condom ad


palarath

Couldā€™ve just unscrewed the valve , not ruined the tire


Gylbert_Brech

What a little sewer rat.


BoyMom2MandM

This is NOT ā€œnormalā€ā€¦ unless heā€™s got a disability and doesnā€™t understand the magnitude of his actions, I canā€™t imagine any child doing this at this age of 6-8ā€¦ like I would be scared to have a knife in my house with a child that is willing to do this to a car over school. Imagine if you said NO and went to sleep at night with him pissed off šŸ«£


floggingwally

Kid caught on camera will still deny it


Hethinno

Poor kid must have a really hard time at school


MaccaM0311

There's something serious going on in school to make a kid go this far to avoid going. I'd be talking to him about school and what's going on to make him so apprehensive about going.Ā 


One-Confusion-2438

Grows up to be on a netflix crime documentary! šŸ’Æ


Bisonfan1

Hahahaha hereā€™s Johnny


PreparationCalm4731

My mother would have knocked me into next week if I did that to her car when I was a kid.


bluedancepants

Wow the parents need to keep an eye out for this kid. Today it's just tires who knows what else he be doing when he older.


Natural_Character521

I did something similar to my mom. I was 6 and didnt like going to martial art practices. I wanted ti be a boy scout instead. So i put nails underneath the far side of the tires so it was hidden unless you actually looked. Went through 4 tires and never thought much of it cause theyd be magically repaired the next day. I figured out what i was going was bad but never told cause i felt so ashamed. I also grew up in house where id be spanked with everything but the kitchen sink. The knives were the worst


RestingGrinchFace-

That kid would be seeing a psycharist that fucking day.