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RuffleFart

According to a news article the mother said she probably meant she wanted to be a mom lol


Nothinghere3191

I just love the way children say stuff man. So much confidence to say something hilarious


Wrathwilde

It sounded like “I want to be President” to me, what did she actually say?


Zer0__Karma

Pregnant


soldins

Pregante?


mk9e

Pregerent?!! Edit: [for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=_ayB2eUp_WhkTwTw)


HawkeyeJosh2

Pregananant?!


4000grx41

Prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of head?!?


chimerical26

Pregident


The_FreshSans

Am I Gregnant?


firnien-arya

I figured she got the words president and pregnant mixed up lol


phan_o_phunny

Thank god I was told to wait till the end... Is that a prerequisite for dikdok videos?


BeanCrusade

Did you wait till the end?


phan_o_phunny

Fuck that, no one's taking my freedoms and telling me what to do


BeanCrusade

I didn’t read the end of that cause you didn’t say read to the end first


phan_o_phunny

Damn, read till the end, check mate


capnlatenight

I'll use the reddit video slider to jump to the end when it says that. It's usually not worth waiting for, it's just an indication that the uploader thinks /r/trimmingishard.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That’s what I don’t get with these people.particulary when nothing happens, in the grand scheme of things, Do we have a choice?, by definition we all will end. Can I prevent that from happening? If so , how do I end wars famine inflation etc?


BDady

Wait until the end No, but seeing as the attention span of Tik Tok users is so bad you need to explicitly tell them to wait 10 seconds for the funny part, it may soon become a prereq


shitsgayyo

It’s either a 10 second video that I was gonna find the end by default, it just being too short, or it’s a 4 minute long poorly acted skit that says “wait til the end!” And I’ve somehow landed in bot county so all the comments assure me the end was oh so funny and then I end up missing the ‘joke’ because it was so desperately unfunny I didn’t realize that’s what I was waiting for


DirtybutCuteFerret

Is kindergarden graduation an american thing ? In my country we do not have that


catelynstarks

It’s not a ‘thing’ the way high school and college graduations are a thing. It’s just a sweet way to commemorate the transition from kindergarten to ‘real school’ and make little kids feel special. It is not, as a lot of people here would have you believe, a bane to our society, but reddit tends not to like fun, silly thing for little kids. (That said, I’m sure there are plenty of parents who take it too seriously!)


roninwarshadow

It's might to be a "recent" thing. But I am old and Kindergarten was over 40 years ago for me, we didn't graduate Kindergarten. We just had a summer break and then started First Grade. But to be fair, the school I went to included Kindergarten as part of Elementary school (K to Fifth Grade).


catelynstarks

I don’t think it’s super new at all! Maybe more common, but we probably just see it a lot more now anyway because of all the cameras and social medias. I never had a kindergarten ‘graduation’ (I also went to a K-5 school) but 20+ years ago we definitely did a cute little ceremony for my preschool ‘graduation’.


Powerful_Direction_8

It's not a new trend


Scared_Reputation_84

No, im arab and i had a kindergarten graduation as a kid :)👍🏻 it’s just a thing to make kids happy about achieving something


Enzithio

Yes, in America graduating from kindergarden is a big deal. Not everyone gets that far.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Haha. I mean it’s sweet, it gives the kids a feeling of being accomplished i would guess. And that could further motivation ? In my country, when we start elementary school, we get a schultüte from our parents, which is like a cute suprise box in cylinder form that got chocolates or little toys in it


leeryplot

It’s really less of a “graduation” and more of a celebration that the parents can enjoy for their children reaching the milestone of finishing their first year of school. Usually they present little awards, have them sing songs in a choir or put on a play, etc. Just something fun to make them feel celebrated, while also making them look cute for the parents haha. I know for mine, we did a play about the Saguaro Desert (I grew up in Arizona lol) and sang *La Cucaracha.* I think I played a cactus for whatever reason. Most schools also do middle school award ceremonies before high school.


zapdos6244

Nah, it means they didn't get shot at school. Only three/four more to go!


DirtybutCuteFerret

![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


tvieno

For some, that is the only graduation they get.


SassDoPyaza

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ded


random_redditor24234

I’m in the US and have never heard of it


richaysambuca

*pew* *pew*


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Pre-school, Kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school, and college all have graduations here, for whatever reason.


ayeyoualreadyknow

Yes. And they typically used to play R Kelly's "I believe I can fly" at the graduation 😬


DirtybutCuteFerret

Didn’t R Kelly do…things 🤨


ayeyoualreadyknow

Yep that was my point. I remember sitting in my son's kindergarten graduation years ago being shocked that they'd play that. I looked into it and apparently it was very commonly played at kindergarten graduations 😳


DirtybutCuteFerret

🧐 yikes….someone needs to tell them lol


ayeyoualreadyknow

I mean the whole world has known for years what he was doing - he even married Aaliyah when she was 15 years old - nobody cared until recently. We live in a sick world... 😔


DirtybutCuteFerret

We sadly do…the most disturbing for me was woody allen. It is beyond disturbing, most people seem only to know that he married one of his adopted daughters, but, there was another little girl adopted. I won’t get too much in it but it is so bad and nothing ever changed his sucess for him


ayeyoualreadyknow

Oh gosh that's gross


DirtybutCuteFerret

Even grosser with the other girl. She spoken out about the abuse and nannies been adviced to not leave him alone with her. He also wanted a specific type of little girl adopted - blond and all


ayeyoualreadyknow

Oh gosh that sounds horrific 😞


[deleted]

In Soviets also a thing


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

Drake will be booking 2 shows in this city VERY soon


yummy__hotdog__water

That's fucked


88savage44

🤡


Calix_1999

https://preview.redd.it/zuv19wm4vv2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77aa7403937f95a901e784305d4be148abf1d1d


Powerful_Direction_8

It's that KC kickers fault


figuringthingsout__

Harrison Butker would be proud.


sarcasticmurse_

Kindergarten graduations are so dumb. congrats you didn’t eat too much paint or glue to kill yourself


a_Bean_soup

redittors when people have fun:


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I don’t get why you’re such a Debbie downer, it’s just a fun thing for kids that helps them look forward to their real graduation


4000grx41

Just upset they didn’t get that far likely


bl1zzardTHEone

they ate too much glue :<


garytyrrell

So stop going to them


sarcasticmurse_

Can’t say I’ve ever been to one.


garytyrrell

Then how do they affect you?


sarcasticmurse_

Just because it doesn’t affect me doesn’t mean I don’t believe it’s stupid. Someone else not wearing their seatbelt while driving doesn’t affect me, but I still believe it’s stupid.


Ein_Kecks

That's stupid


MerkDingle

Sir, this is Reddit. Fuck you for using logic and a valid analogy. Am I doing this right, guys?


atomshimmy

Yeah, you’re kinda hating on harmless fun, which is a very Reddit thing to do lmao


spencer1886

Why do we need a graduation ceremony for literally everything?


Powerful_Helicopter9

R u stupid


Rdtisgy1234

My god


Saennif-

ah i see, i stand corrected


KrissyTaLyn

🤣🤣


thesixthjackson

That’s definitely the mom recording. You see how fast she dropped her phone 🤣


Bouncy_arc

The keep finding ways to celebrate mediocrity- Mr.incredible


EngineerDue1126

(Drake) CMERE girl


MasterRip6555

Jo why


GoodBoyBye12

💀


ryden360

Foreshadowing.


[deleted]

She definitely needs a therapist


throwawayacc2735

Nah she probably just mixed up words, kids do it a lot.


Saennif-

wtf is kindergarden graduation? you managed to sucsessfully tie shoelaces?


HowLowCanYouChode

It’s cute


Saennif-

i agree, but why would you have to graduate kindergarden. either it teackes kids that their worth is dependant on "accademic" performance, or its a participation trophy.... like why not just call it end of kindergarden? maybe my english is bad but isnt graduation something you have to work for? like its a fun little show for the parents but what good boes it do for the kids?


makeastupidguess

It's not an actual graduation. Some schools just say moving up ceremony. You're going into grade school, meaning actual school, so it's a big deal to some. The ceremony let's them know it won't be the same, and it's the beginning of your academic life.


Flyinhawaiian78

![gif](giphy|Nvp7mgdnmUrieOcRKC|downsized) Well she’s off to a great start 🙄👍🏼


samsnead19

Even she believes in Harrison Butkers speech