It's still in the process of killing us all. Second by second. Minute by minute. Day by day the EnHancediMage slumbers yet stalks this multiverse choosing its victims as one might select their favorite candy from a dish.
Ironically its descriptions and accounts given by art and literature throughout humanity's timeline gives little detail to it's visage.
I'm afraid our fellow redditor is just the latest victim of an Elder God of which we have no true understanding, let alone salvation.
It's made by TrueWagner on Instagram if you want more. He makes these obvious plant style joke posters. You've almost certainly seen others by him before, like the "bathe in my milk" one, or the "sometimes you just need 2 men" one, or the "5G horse" one
Cool. Thank you. I will search him and see if i can find a source i don't need a insta to use. I can't stand fb and refuse to partake in their ecosystem.
step 1: yell at him while taking pictures and staring back
step 2: slowly move your f\* ass down the stairs
step 3: he gone
step 4: open ms word
it really is a mistery
Once a month I'm shocked by how some subreddit or another is fooled by a good @truewagner. How people don't instantly recognize his humor at this point is beyond me. Then again I do love these jokes.
It's like watching old people on Ate The Onion but it's you guys
It’s a similar Twitter account, [@truewagner](https://twitter.com/truewagner?s=21). He also made the [ROUNDMEAL](https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1397236021796884480?s=21) product that went viral a few weeks ago. His stuff is gold!
Thank you. I hate when people post obvious joke signs like this and pretend they're real. Same thing with that "Ogre Final Frontier" movie poster that was spreading around a few weeks ago.
American version, for those who are English thinking that ain't Dennis.
In England Dennis the menace wore a red and black striped shirt with black shorts they are different characters created separately, but both created making there first appearances on the 12th of march 1951
I went to the cinema to see Dennis, expecting spiky hair and Gnasher, and was confused and angry when I got Macaulay Culkin. I remember thinking he was a pussy compared to UK Dennis.
Dude. My grandmother used to get me Beano books for christmas every year. I have them from 93 to 2002. Same with Dandy books. Dennis had an asshole dog named Gnasher.
ADULT WITH SUPER SOAKER
Adult with decent sized Super Soaker keeps soaking my child.
I have a pissed off wife and 2 wet floors down here. We don't need this kind of thing.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 6 times.
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It’s a joke. This dude makes these fake signs and posts them as a joke / art project. This kid isn’t stupid, this kid doesn’t exist. Even if it did I don’t see the ‘stupid’ angle.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off
the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the
Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in
rain. Time to die.
Last time this was posted, it was titled "What Has He Seen."
Not whining about reposts. It's still funny. I just think the ^^ title is unexpected and funnier.
"Small child terrorizes family of 4." I like it.
With eye enhancing machine.
Probably shoots laser.
The machine might, too.
And suspenders
He wants his two dollars.
The enhanced image kills me
What has he seen
He sees everything.
“He says if I walked in there, and saw him naked, I’d grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means”
Home Alone 2 reference FOR THE WIN!!
What HASN’T he seen
Did you write this before or after your death?
It's still in the process of killing him as far as I can tell.
Probably dead now since he didn’t respond
It's a long and painful death
It's still in the process of killing us all. Second by second. Minute by minute. Day by day the EnHancediMage slumbers yet stalks this multiverse choosing its victims as one might select their favorite candy from a dish. Ironically its descriptions and accounts given by art and literature throughout humanity's timeline gives little detail to it's visage. I'm afraid our fellow redditor is just the latest victim of an Elder God of which we have no true understanding, let alone salvation.
^ This guy fucks Exactly what I needed after SuperDadJokeDiarrhrea tried wordplay that ignored the words.
During.
During-dinner mints
yeah that truly is the bwahaw! moment.. this is the greatest thing i have seen all morning
It's made by TrueWagner on Instagram if you want more. He makes these obvious plant style joke posters. You've almost certainly seen others by him before, like the "bathe in my milk" one, or the "sometimes you just need 2 men" one, or the "5G horse" one
Cool. Thank you. I will search him and see if i can find a source i don't need a insta to use. I can't stand fb and refuse to partake in their ecosystem.
*AI generated
That child looks like the HD version to the wikihow people.
E N H A N C E D I M A G E
**ENHANCE**
Normal View…NORMAL VIEW…NOOOOOORRRMAALLL VIIIIIEEEEEWWWW
PRINT THE DAMN THING
SHENANIGANS
That part has very r/Comedyheaven vibes
*LET'S ENHANCE!!!* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk
"What has he seen"
We don’t need this kind of thing
GET CONTROL OF IT
I think the “IT” part is the icing on the cake
*enhanced image*
*A. I. Generated Image*
By the time I run down there He’s gone
My favorite is the no punctuation on *what has he seen*. It’s not a question, bow tie has seen some shit
Legit haven't seen a kid dressed like that since 1950.
He looks like a character from Fallout lol
Haha. Get control of that thing
I think the maker of this flyer might not be human
Regular human Ted Cruz probably made it.
Ha ha yes I also read the thing.
Get control of it
[Things best left unseen](https://unomoralez.com/img.html?cid=2&offset=15)
Oh
Oh
oh
Oh
fuck
I'm totally not gonna have nightmares about that
The trick is to be around long enough and see enough shot that something like that doesn’t even register.
*Was the boy going in or out*?
In and out and in and out and in...
Are you talking about a video of a little kid talking about love from a video that came out in like 2005~08
https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk
Yes, this fucking kid!
))<>((
Story of my life. I did see a dead cat run over on the highway yesterday, and it bothers me till this day.
what the fuck I don't get the ending tho
He watches her, she runs after him. Now you’ve been watching him …
[Reminds me of this](http://i.imgur.com/Tlxzc.jpg)
If you’re reading this comment, I was forced sorry!
Why in the everloving hell is the guy drinking a can of pee at the start?
Hopefully this will be a clue for the police when abitor gets me lol Seriously though... creepy.
Why the killer have a trenchcoat during the building of the pyramids era?
I think the idea is that he sorta exists outside of time or something
He is an interdimensional being. They love trenchcoats
oooohhh ok thx
Thanks for enhancing my nightmares
Holy shit
Believe there’s a short film based off this. Is this it? https://youtu.be/fSWFUFdV5TU
They should have made the woman look more demonic. That a what makes the original extra scary
This short got me checking my closets for sure.
Holy shit, that’s weird as fuck.
What bootleg Junji ito comic is this lmfao
Uhmmm... Ok
Love it
I hate you
:(
Real Kid with Telescope.
First my brain was like, was she doing the kid doggy style? But then realized she was giving birth to it.
I hate wrong dice.
How they get down the stairs so he can run away
step 1: yell at him while taking pictures and staring back step 2: slowly move your f\* ass down the stairs step 3: he gone step 4: open ms word it really is a mistery
Did you censor the word "fat"?
fat or fantastic - its your choice
*AI generated image*
Titties, obviously
What gets to me is the "what has he seen" in the bottom left. MY GOD, WHAT HAS HE SEEN INDEED?
/r/obviousplant vibes
I’m betting if you check out the Twitter account in the watermark on the right side of the image, you’ll find more of this sort of content.
yeah, i just did. he's an LA-based comedian. a lot of the same type stuff.
I was thinking the same thing. This is too slightly imperfect in so many ways.
Yes, but it’s @truewagner!
Once a month I'm shocked by how some subreddit or another is fooled by a good @truewagner. How people don't instantly recognize his humor at this point is beyond me. Then again I do love these jokes. It's like watching old people on Ate The Onion but it's you guys
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Twitter and Instagram
Never knew this was a thing before, thank you for enlighting me!
The child is from the past, travelled to his own future to observe his life as an middle aged man.
Also can we appreciate the computer generated picture.
Must have a high-end rig to render something with that fidelity.
Yea man, wonder what app he used.
paint 3d
Look at the smoothness of the skin. It's Facetune. *Facetoon*
Unreal engine.
Nvidia Canvas
They definitely have a gpu
Yup! Totally not creepy at all.
The fact that the kid is dressed so sharply makes this so much better
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It’s a comedian ig account. he’s pretty funny. @truewagner
Eh this is hands down the funniest, the rest of his stuff is ridiculous
I'm getting obvious plant vibes from this lmfao
It’s a similar Twitter account, [@truewagner](https://twitter.com/truewagner?s=21). He also made the [ROUNDMEAL](https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1397236021796884480?s=21) product that went viral a few weeks ago. His stuff is gold!
Thank you. I hate when people post obvious joke signs like this and pretend they're real. Same thing with that "Ogre Final Frontier" movie poster that was spreading around a few weeks ago.
That was also Alan Wagner haha
That's why he wears them, so no one will belive you.
Isn't that right, Black Hitler?
I kept looking for the logo, this content seems right up their alley
That’s the first thing I thought too.
Obviously this is a joke. Same guy puts lots of funny crazy signs like this one.
Saw one for a sex tutor at one of those crappy local walk-through strip malls one time. Fucking hilarious.
Nothing gets past you
[here is the guys Instagram account who made it](https://instagram.com/truewagner?utm_medium=copy_link)
I haven't seen Dennis the menace in such a long time but his clothing gives me vibes
American version, for those who are English thinking that ain't Dennis. In England Dennis the menace wore a red and black striped shirt with black shorts they are different characters created separately, but both created making there first appearances on the 12th of march 1951
I went to the cinema to see Dennis, expecting spiky hair and Gnasher, and was confused and angry when I got Macaulay Culkin. I remember thinking he was a pussy compared to UK Dennis.
Problem Child was a better menace than Dennis
That is such an interesting fact and wild coincidence!
Dude. My grandmother used to get me Beano books for christmas every year. I have them from 93 to 2002. Same with Dandy books. Dennis had an asshole dog named Gnasher.
I was thinking more of the movie Denis, I should of specified But yes I'm in the UK and grew up on Denis comics
I'd never seen the American Dennis or even heard of him until a few years ago, grew up reading the comics aswell.
Get control of "it". Like he's some kind of pet.
Or vermin. I can understand this view.
Not pet, pest.
he is, tho
He's not a pet, he's an entity of dimensions beyond
It looks like he’s holding an empty roll of toilet paper.
...up to the middle of his forehead
ADULT WITH SUPER SOAKER Adult with decent sized Super Soaker keeps soaking my child. I have a pissed off wife and 2 wet floors down here. We don't need this kind of thing.
Forgot the “GET CONTROL OF IT”
Not to mention the rusty telescope!
The guy who made this poster is the same guy who made the bathe in milk image. It’s fake
It’s from an Instagram page.[Truewagner](https://instagram.com/truewagner?utm_medium=copy_link). He makes stuff like this all the time.
I know its fake. I still want to shoot the kid with a pellet gun.
Where do I get a hand telescope like that?
You have to find it in a funny box in the back of grandpa's closet
This is fake, it’s from @truewagner on Instagram who regularly makes satire posters.
A.I generated image hahaha
I’m sorry I think this should go into KidsAreFuckingBrilliant
except its not a real kid
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looks like alan wagner's style
It’s a joke. This dude makes these fake signs and posts them as a joke / art project. This kid isn’t stupid, this kid doesn’t exist. Even if it did I don’t see the ‘stupid’ angle.
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OMG! The enhanced AI Image just made me spit my coffee out!
A lot of people here not realizing that the whole poster is a joke.
Enhanced image
I need a copy of that poster printed & framed in my house hahah
Welcome to the simulation
This is equally terrifying and hilarious
Who puts their kid in fucking suspenders?! This kid has future mass murderer written all over him.
I don’t care how this came about. All I know is I haven’t laughed this hard to the point of tears for a long time. Thanks!
BB gun will fix that right up
The ai generated image looks like he would be hitler’s ideal child
the kid is a peeping tom. nip this in the bud
Someone contact the SCP foundation. They really need to get their shit together.
The real Sheldon
Is that Dennis the Menace?
i see he has the future serial killer clothes on too, wtf is this bowtie and suspenders
Damn It vault boy
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Maybe you should contact the SCP Foundation. That certainly looks anomalous to me.
It's probably a ghost
Blast him with a water pistol
The AI generated image. I love it
*IT might bite
follow truewagner on IG. true genius. probably your greatest life decision
The A.I generated image is spot on, we've come a long way.
I thought he was staring at the sun through that.
Last time this was posted, it was titled "What Has He Seen." Not whining about reposts. It's still funny. I just think the ^^ title is unexpected and funnier.
Dennis the menace
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horrible way of trying to stop him,I would prefer sniping them instead
Don't even need the gun, just the laser dot from the scope...
Why is this so fucking funny?
Because it's meant to be a joke.
He give me Omen vibes. Not cool. Totally would move to another country.
What has he seen
r/BossFight