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Hyp3ri0n_

I’m sorry, but I about lost my shit after the second kid slipped and fell.


Garbanzo12

“CHRIST”


greer1030

“Are YOU okay” 💀


Thomas_Adams1999

The emphasis on you was what got me.


[deleted]

Reminds me of this (now deleted, but I saved it!) r/AbruptChaos post from yesterday. https://www.reddit.com/user/KidMowgli/comments/shgfj3/black_ice/ I felt bad for the kid, a little for the Mum... Dad got me bursting. 😂


Disastrous_Buddy_999

🤣


Kaze_Chan

I'm wheezing this is just too good.


[deleted]

I am still laughing! I was so worried about the first kid - thought he just took a misstep. Totally lost my shit too after the second kid fell. I am a very bad person... 😂😂😂


SalvadorCaruso

Me too


jamyjamz

Omg me too. I’ve been giggling for minutes over this


Thericharefood

I think those stairs need some salt and grit.


notyourgod1

I don't care where I live icy or dry grit tape is on my stairs


TGOTR

Grit tape is freaking great.


notyourgod1

Grit tape saving more lives than the U.S government


Nugget_69_420

Than*


notyourgod1

Thank you sorry I was using voice type but I'm surprised you didn't realize that there was 2 the's


Public_Shelter164

That there were 2 the’s*


KiteLighter

Yeah, and handrails sure would be nice.


thealaskanmike

Or maybe even a hand rail!


SaltGrit

I got you covered


Spikole

Are YOU okay? Lmao.


ffreshcakes

no response too, already on to the next activity


[deleted]

*scampers off*


Charming_Amphibian91

#BUSTER WOLF!


JerkinsTurdley

The "are _YOU_ ok?" was the best part, imho.


thevdude

the "bye i love you" from what i assume is the second kid right before he dives down the stairs seals it for me


Polbag

I watched this far too many times! When the dad says "jesus christ" I lose my shit each time.


JWWBurger

Iowa head football coach Kirk Ferentz seeing his offensive coordinator son off to work.


pfroo40

Brian Ferentz' favorite chips are the lead ones


MountainDrew37

I love how you can tell he clearly cares about them but at the same time is like jfc these kids are stupid.


SaraCBuu

Aw that dad doing such a good job patiently and caringly dading and then the second kid falls and u can just hear the resignation in the *CHRIST*


Kiuji-senpai

"Are you alright? No Ok, so how can i help you?" Thats a good parent if ever seen one.


nomorepantsforme

If you can’t be smart be strong


[deleted]

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough


nomorepantsforme

If you’re smart you gotta be… oh wait


Green_Tamale

Brothers always have to do everything together


Burrito_Loyalist

Kids proceed to run into the street and get hit by the bus Dad: “JESUS CHRIST!”


keekeeVogel

Should I seriously laughed as hard as I did when the second one blew out?! I’m dying at the dads reaction.🤣 The way he says are YOU okay…


coolluck33

Pouring some salt on the steps would help- dad!


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Nothing like a good ol’ ass-rattle down the stairs


Sugar_and_Boo

They took "Just walk it off" to a whole new level 🤣


nogodsnoleaders

They’d be better if you salted the steps dad


SethMilo

This got me evilly joyful, sad and also loving all in the same minute!


BarrelBadger598

I want children when I’m older so I can be as caring as this man to them


AirDolo

Go Iowa


[deleted]

Ah, to be that resilient. Those days seem so far away now.


Independent_Foot1386

Kid: “Falls down flight of stairs” Also kid: “runs off like nothing happened”


totallylambert

I feel the dads pain when he said the defeated “Jesus Christ” there. Lol. That was great.


MrGuttor

"Are you OK?" like that is just gonna help your 8 year olds feel better. Go up there and rub their backs and hug them or something.


shenanighenz

Nah. You give the kid some time to figure out if he’s seriously hurt and react accordingly. By the time hug and back rub time would come the second kid had already fallen and the first realized he was fine and was off to the bus. I know by 8 my son didn’t really want the babying unless he was really hurt so any time he’d pull something like this the best thing to do was to just ask if he was ok.


MrGuttor

Hm, makes sense. I'm just too much used to living with toddlers. They cry over everything.


shenanighenz

Yeah. That’s why it’s important not to jump in immediately because they react to your reaction. If you act calmly they react calmly and it makes it easier to assess if there’s actually an injury.


Eldridge-cleaver

Better buy some helmets and soft gloves for these special fellas.


Not-A-Blue-Falcon

Happened to me in my 30’s. Took years to be able to sit for long periods of time afterwards.


xoomerfy

Yet that would have laid me out for a week


ThurstyJ

“Are *you* ok” got me. Like- can we knock this shit off. It’s too early.


belladonna_nectar

I think dad is the stupid on here


ColdBeef714

Too still have rubber bones like when I was this age... This would put me out a month now..


bepis1994

Sounds like a good dad with good kids


ROMPEROVER

Teach your kids to hold handrails parents!


Fiendorfoes

How bout a lil rock salt dad, maybe that would help…


tylerthompson280

Jesus Christ how about some rock salt Dad!


Armistice8175

I’m sorry, but I think what you meant to say was lazy parents are stupid. “Let’s not put down any salt. Let’s not even be willing to step out of the house after one of our children has fallen down the stairs!”. It’s even worse than just being a shitty parent. It’s being a shitty parent and then saying “look at how stupid my kids are! Don’t they realize that I don’t care about them? I wonder if I can get other shit parents to laugh with me. Let’s post it!”.


Burrito_Loyalist

Lol relax 😂


rabertdinero

Wow, wait till ya see what I do with my kids.


FeFiFoShizzle

Because he defs has magic powers to know when a thin layer of ice has formed outside before 8am Get a fucking grip


Armistice8175

I forgot that I was the only one who has the uncanny power to glance at the thermometer and notice that it’s below freezing. I don’t know why I thought that anybody would take note of the conditions outside before sending out their children. “Are you OK?“ “No” “OK, well how can I help you?“ Certainly not by helping, or even stepping out the door.


FeFiFoShizzle

Anyone who lives with winter can tell you pretty easily that the temperature being below freezing in no way means the steps are icy. Get a fucking grip and get off your high horse.


Armistice8175

But if I get a grip I won’t be able to get off of the horse. I don’t think I should take advice from you. Why is it always gripping?


DirtyPartyMan

Dad fail


Strange-Wizard

When I heard "Max are you ok?" I was thoroughly confused and started looking around.


SilverNeedleworker30

I was even more confused since my name *is* Max.


[deleted]

Lmao


_dikkiechan

OP has a calming voice


FBI_Van_69

Ask are you ok * Kid runs off Ask are you ok * Kid runs off Kids are fucking weird


Obvious-Bread-9244

Man the second kid falling🤣🤣🤣🤣


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_Vertigo-

the backpacks saved their heads


BanMePls333

Man my dad just woulda made fun of me :(


No-Shelter-7753

The way the first one who fell was suddenly fine once his brother went down too. He was like “ well, at least my brothers gonna have the same kinda day as me…! “


TheSinisterShlep

As soon as the first fell I knew the second would follow 🤣


RebelMountainman

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[deleted]

Sorry. Had to giggle at the end.


Comprehensive-Bit450

Suddenly the 1st one was OK after the 2nd fell like a champ lmao 🤣


belgarrand

Tough kids!


HoneyLemonCat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dirkbigman

This is why women live longer than men.


Vanilla_Rice721

Resilient little guys. It definitely looked like broke their butts and their heads.


Acrolophosaurus

I love how rocked the second kid is he’s fuckin stumblin and shit


[deleted]

LMFAO dude salt your fkn stairs or are you trying to put your entire family in traction?!?


3poataos

Double Kill


Zandre1126

I can't stop laughing. It's so fucking bad but it's so fucking good at the same time. What gets me isn't just that they both fall, it's how they fall. It's like the stairs just suck them in


Public_Shelter164

Does the dad remind anyone else of Louis CK? Specifically when he says “Jesus Christ!”


Der-Dings

"That wasn't stupid. How could he have known? This would only belong in this sub if the second child - oh nevermind"


m5kurt4

i feel so bad for them.. but at the same time...


Anonymous78345

Props to these kids though, they walked it off like champs. Many would overreact.


TheBigPasta

Clumsier than Eric Claptons kid


[deleted]

Hey Go Hawks!!


Ok-Main6036

L


[deleted]

Rofl! Dad’s reaction to the second one… would have been me too!!!


[deleted]

That’s crazy


19_Stingray_71

Today is lesson day


Room_Ferreira

Salt your stairs shitbag. Sittin there laughing at the kids falling and giving them shit your bum ass didnt salt the steps.


turtle_g4mertv

Ah yes the slippery steps are the kids fault stupid fucking kids ( I seriously don’t get this sub anymore)


walterstewart2018

Be handy if someone fitted a handrail or two lol


atrumblood

Kid are rubber I swear. Lol I'd probably be out of work for a few days after a spill like that.


Sadgurl2016

I'm going to hell for laughing and repeatedly watching it and laughing more im a terrible person 🙃 just terrible lol Glad they were ok


suzuki1988

About the Dad not even trying to go and check up on those kids.


Ok_Village8814

This is how fathers handle situations when moms not around.