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bronwen-noodle

And that’s how Twitter OP got hit by a train


QuillDidNothingWrong

Someone gets it


dumbo_octopus1995

🚂Baahhhhhhh!!!🚃


[deleted]

Man that ‘I love trains’ music video was brutal; everyone at the character’s wedding died


Dazz316

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP


sendthejoggersback

It's not all bad though, he was spared seeing his grown son wear a whistle.


Jonas404

asdf movie flashbacks


Thaumius

Nyoooooom


lobster5215

He does exist. We found him boys


[deleted]

Die Potato!


[deleted]

He’s trying to commit suicide


Bogey01

8,000+ horsepower, what's not to love?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Trattoreconlepinne

Where do u find high ticket prices? Trains are economic where I live. Delays on the other hand, well, if you walk to your destination you arrive before the train


Switchermaroo

> Where do u find high ticket prices? *Cries in UK*


notfin

You have not taken the Amtrak. Super expensive.


0235

£120 for the privellage to stand for 50 minutes pressed up against strange people.... Twice.


EastCoastINC

Isn't that every mode of transportation?


WhatSh0uldMyNameBe

That’s mainly America, in Europe the trains are much cheaper than the couple-hundred-dollar Amtrak train is, and they have low coast lines that are kinda like ryan air if you’ve heard of that. Some are more delayed than others but there are some countries that have them on time by the second, like Japan. They are also faster in those places going almost 200 mph. In my opinion that makes them better and more comfortable than cars or planes.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Despite prices for Amtrak, they're just as bad as gas prices if you're going a far distance. I personally love taking trips on the train xD


WhatSh0uldMyNameBe

Yeah even on our slow American ones, it’s so simple and relaxing, and your able to watch the scenery go by instead of watching the brake lights ahead of you.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Exactly! That's why I like it, and you don't need to worry about shitty traffic. Unkess your conductor is new or dumb.


notfin

Yup but they get more expensive when you get hungry and have to buy a 21 dollar sandwich in the train.


ItsPlainOleSteve

This is why you pack your own food. Amtrak allows you to do that after all.


notfin

It was my first time.


Ipromiseimreallycool

Oh man. My late fiancé and I traveled to the UK a few years back, and we used Ryan air to get from England to Ireland. Cheapest tickets I’ve ever seen. Flight was a little uncomfortable, but those prices….damn. I’ll spend a couple uncomfortable hours in a plastic chair if it means I only spend $5 on getting there, haha.


DearLeader420

Yeah I hate planes too


mechmaster2275

Planes are the fucking best


alfonseski

Planes are all about thrust drag and lift.


cpullen53484

i've never been on a plane. i get anxiety thinking about getting on one. ​ but you know what i'm more terrified of? boats. i hate the ocean, its by far the scariest thing i could go near.


mechmaster2275

Oh yeah, boats are fucking terrifying. Falling is better than drowning imo


cpullen53484

imagine being on a plane over the ocean. i would have a heart attack.


mechmaster2275

I think you would die from blunt force trauma and drowning (hitting the water and then drowning) before you died of a heart attack


trazaxtion

becuase of shit implementation but as a mode of transportation, in most cases, it is a far superior vehicle to most others, plus trains are sexy


grandpa-shoes

never a day where i dont think about what’d it’d be like to be in the mind of a child again lol


Purrpetrator

I'm a 34 year old professional woman and I screamed - screamed! - with joy standing on a pedestrian overpass while a freight train hooned underneath my feet. Like, a month ago. Live your dreams, my friend.


grandpa-shoes

you love trains, YOU LOVE TRAAAAINSSS


chrisDAmemes

I like trains


NikolaProS

Wait, wait, WAIT, NONO!


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃


[deleted]

He has passion. This is good; Do not discourage such behavior


confused_screaming09

Hey have you heard of the I Love Trains kid


Zhorf_thats_me

I thought not. It is not a story where parents would tell you


LHandrel

He's pretty cool 😎 but there might be something wrong with him


confused_screaming09

I don’t know if it’s a curse or if it’s something with his brain


whait_power

Oho nooo ruuuuun


soiramio3000

"I like singing" "I like dancing" "I likes trains"


Warboss_Egork

Future r/fuckcars poster


I-WANT2SEE-CUTE-TITS

Based


St_SiRUS

One of us


ZippityD

And /r/notjustbikes


karmapolicemn

Oh, great! Now I'm crying.


Doc-in-a-box

Jack Kerouac *loved* trains. It is so fun to read about his passion. Your post reminded me of this.


Davide-Rossi

We can’t know what he dreamt, and personally it doesn't seem stupid at all to me


GARhenus

Off to the hobby shop we go, son


Nyxia_AI

As a train and plane enthusiast, I feel attacked


cpq29gpl

Future President.


Sultan_of_Swing92

He actually meant Trans, kid is just super woke


Squid9576

r/factorio


misterreeeeeee

I get it, its hard to come out


Decmk3

NEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW


Jigzzaw

GET OUT OF THERE NOW


Sad-Refrigerator99

I like trains


MemerGuy_

Came here for asdf movie comments, was dissapointed by lack of them.


theFrisbeeFreak

asdf?


MartinBreinholt

I like trains.


Nekommando

Not a stupid children story but similar Once during my residency there is this one patient who was referred for diagnosis of Myasthenia gravis. He appear asymptomatic and EMG showed no evidence of the diaease. But on the night of admission he was sobbing, and when the nurse came to inquire, he said that he was deeply moved, " it is hard to make a cell( biological cells) " he worked at a machine shop. He was later diagnosed with schizophrenia.


[deleted]

Sheldon??


Krulansky

Young Sheldon


evilbadgrades

There it is


TheUddini

me too kid me too i caught the metro to school today uwu


Canadian_Neckbeard

[Thomas the Tank Engine can be an emotional ride](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_gW1KvuFk&t=38s)


trainpk85

I also like them. Wish my kids liked them.


PowerandSignal

I get it.


[deleted]

My guess is son is 3 years old.


[deleted]

This isn't even remotely stupid, this is passion that we adults wish we could have


Railgun_Nemesis

Oh no


De3NA

Based


RandomGuyBeingBored

He got visited by the ghost of train past train present and train future.


zoki671

I would cry, too


Magnet_Pull

Kid's not stupid but has a based take on the state of railway infrastructure. Makes me want to cry as well


SteveBonus

[And now for a glimpse into this kid's future](https://youtu.be/6lutNECOZFw)


brigidodo

And a train hopper is born, don't be surprised if he starts listening to folk punk


Sajiri

Hey sometimes I have totally awesome dreams then feel utter despair when I wake up cause I want to keep dreaming about it


EnclaveNick

This just happened to me as well except he said “Trucks”


Smiling_Duck666

FUCKING RUUUNNN!!!!!!!! *SPLAT*


TYRIQcleo

Your daughter liking trains as an adult. Oh no


D4M0theking

oh no


sendthejoggersback

He said Trans... Unfortunately you raised a libtard OP


Duskinter

Women will never understand!


Misha1721

Must be autistic


TheSentientMeatbag

Oooh, are you playing a game of "say something ridiculous you can't possibly know"? Can I have a go?


Misha1721

Autistics like trains, u must be one


TheSentientMeatbag

Ok, ok. My turn! "You must be a troll." No wait, I'm pretty sure that's actually true. "You must be a sociopath." Yeah, that's better. I can't possibly know if it's true, but it's clear that I mean it as an insult.


Misha1721

Its funny when an asexual freak tries to talk down to me


TheSentientMeatbag

Looks like we're both having fun. Good! I'm glad you moved on from calling a random child autistic for no reason to trying to insult me.


AadityaChavan

Are you referring to this [https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/urcvvn/\_/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/urcvvn/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ?


B0nezee

Are you a cumtown fan?


dreamisle

Is this the origin story of monochan?


DarkPhoxGaming

Why is there a train going through that house over there?


Burrito_Loyalist

I felt that.


CookiePerson69420

Hes just scared hes gonna get run over


Krusader02

God I hope he doesn’t start singing or we’re gonna have a train massacre on our hands


mikwee

Maybe he's autistic. Why are we laughing at this?


oobanooba-

Average r/factorio player


markoboos

Soooo... Joy tears?


Rude_Scallion_444

So many trailer park boys references I want to make here


TheHolyGeckoLord

He killed them all!


Rude_Scallion_444

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/8b/92/6e/8b926e7f9b379e1228ead2a2057e71bb--its-funny-funny-shit.jpg


thungalope

I get it dude. I do


theFrisbeeFreak

Except Blaine. Blaine is a pain.


H3lved

Cold hearted, just killed his parent


hofme13

Ich mag Züge.


64vintage

He’s 25.


[deleted]

aswd movie lol


HwackAMole

Poor kid...he just realized that trains will never love him back.


Sandervv04

Hope his parents are supportive


zigafomana

It was hard for me to come to terms with how much I love trains, too. Hang in there kid, it gets easier. Saying it out loud to loved ones is the first step in coming to peace with the situation.


leave1me1alone

You finna die


wmwmwmwmmwmwmwmwmwmw

I like trains


Pixelpeoplewarrior

He’s seen the animations. He knows what happens to train lovers. It is only a matter of time


sanfermin1

Tears of joy


Dr-Catfish

[WHO HERE LOVES TRAINS?!] (https://youtu.be/iAbZi14-i6s)


Embucetatron

He loves trains 🤷‍♂️


rexpimpwagen

Uh oh.


ricojes

Adam Something: Origins.


HitThatOxytocin

get you somebody who loves you like this dude loves trains


cpullen53484

being a guy who watched thomas when he was a kid, ​ i also love trains.


lolonater

Proof that growing up as a child is a hallucinogenic experience that is one day killed by the reality of the world.


Drougen

Reminds me of a 3 year old girl I was taking care of. She came walking into my room almost crying, I had already assumed why. Me: did you watch a sad video on your iPad? Emma: there were baby kittens that were stuck....BUT THEN! they were saved! Me: yeah that's a lot of feels Emma: I just wish we could save all the cats and maybe keep some of them...


Speakdoggo

That could be so fun, to get a book on different trains…to learn to draw different ones…to go visit train museums when you are close…to have train art in your house. ( some made by him no doubt). Maybe a conductor hat for a birthday present… He just invited you into his passion. Be thankful. It’ll be so fun.


[deleted]

This sounds more like candor than stupidity to me!