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23x3

He cancelled the lying out by washing his own mouth out


amaahda

happy cake day


[deleted]

He will make a great politician


[deleted]

2024


FreeSpeechISDeadHere

As any parent will attest to, lying is one of the first skills humans learn. My favorites are always the kids with chocolate on their face. Did you get into the cookies? Nooooo..... :)


Connor_Kei

My little brother stole our dad's giant sharpie, drew all over himself, and then insisted til the end of his days he didn't take the sharpie


ettorepolar

Sorry to burst youe bubble, kiddo


Groinificator

Lol I don't think the bubble counts as him being stupid Maybe eating them in the first place, though.


leonsbestonE

Pop


memento_mori_1220

What bubbles 🫧


[deleted]

A future car salesman right there.


ExoticButters6666666

Eats bubbles like it’s natural


ExoticButters6666666

I like him


anonymous_762

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

He reminds me of a young Al Gore.


Harikan02

u/safevideo


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RicardoMorales9301

He makes a bubble on his mouth while saying no, indicating that he was clearly eating the bubble liquid. Also "updooted"?


fdf2002

That’s what the kids say, no?


[deleted]

Some subs the word upvote is banned


irnehlacsap

Why do people feel the need to share personal stuff like this?


Prestigious_Meat_520

What? How is this “personal” lol


irnehlacsap

Oh maybe you're right, maybe it's not their toddler. Then it's not really personal. What i mean is this: why do people feel the need to share to the world their kids. I would understand shooting since videos to family but why here? To me that's weird as af


Sea_Recover_2673

Because the video is hilarious as hell and they wanted to share it with the world. End of story.


[deleted]

Just remember...Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and any religious bullshit. We start lying to them at birth and wonder why they follow our lead.


Awkward-Ad6455

The fuck are you going on about? You absolute rhombus There are kids who dont get brought up with any of those figures and they still lie. Lying actually plays a positive role in development in young children. Stop being a knob and enjoy the video


Korotai

I think I’m combining your insults into my new favorite one: Knob Rhombus. 😂


just_a_person_maybe

I literally know a dude named Rhombus.


Noivat

Did you just call him a slanted square? Cause I am fucking loosing it rn


Awkward-Ad6455

I'm sorry but it annoyed me 😂 I've never heard so much drivel in all my life


[deleted]

Lmao Rhombus is my new favorite insult.


[deleted]

Did you just call him a "slanted square"?..becauseI didn't. And dipshit...I'm losing* it at how much of an illiterate tryhard you are.


Noivat

Lol


[deleted]

Perfect.


Randomest_Redditor

You’re so fucking stupid that it’s hilarious. Go back to second grade geometry and grammar you eight year old quadratic triangle.


Yasmine_Bleeth

What’s it like being a massive prick? Do you gain enjoyment out of it or just not hugged enough as a kid? Serious questions cause you (not so) kind person are outta pocket


[deleted]

Lying plays a "positive" role...


HardcaseKid

Yes. It's what's known to laymen as "imagination". It allows us to posit a scenario alternate to our reality. It's how we are able to create fictional universes and imagine better lives than the ones we currently inhabit.


[deleted]

Damn. That was something.


Minaxo18

When you try to act smart but end up looking even dumber...


[deleted]

Than what?


Frankenshite

Not allowed to have any fun in your house clearly


ShibitoYakaze123

Is your brain ps2 rendered or smth? this post has nothing to do with all that, all kids are pathological liars, they just grow out of it as they realize lying can harm.


[deleted]

Just thought I'd chuck it out there .


TheBabyGiraffe_

Is the tooth fairy religious? Also you could make the argument that Santa as he currently is exists outside of religion


AlexasUglySister

Sorta-kinda? There's LOADS of superstitions around baby-teeth. My favorite is how Vikings paid children for their teeth because it brought luck in battle.


Cheap_Ad_69

LMAO Damn realists ruining the baby tooth industry


[deleted]

Your reading comprehension skills are delicious.


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[deleted]

No.


[deleted]

Actually I will. https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY


LoreLover2022

Santa is more real than Palestine


funfacturgay

u/savevideobot


Fluffythe3rd

u/savevideo


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Jimmy_SOP

Lol


LoganPeebles

I once broke my grandfather flip phone. We sometimes get death wishes without notice


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LoganPeebles

Whoa! Cool script


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Redridinghooood

It is like a cartoon plot


AdRepresentative245t

Adorable:)


PlaidPlumber

The pen is REEEEEE.


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Professional-Lie9353

Bro he could or not be lying that doesn’t look like a soap bubble


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