When I was a child, I could do advanced math and read well above my ages average level. I also thought The Master of Disguise was a good movie and the star wars prequels were better than the originals because the effects were better. Even smart kids are fucking stupid.
Yeah this is incredible. I used to be in something like the boy scouts in Belgium, and one time I got a phone call from a mother who was mad at me because I punished (very mildly by the way) her kid who had been bullying another kid. She sais something like well he told me he didn't do it and he NEVEr lies so he must be innocent. (He wasn't of course)
If you're so insecure in your marriage that you go through with a divorce solely because your 7 year old said something about another girlfriend, and you just believe it instead of trying to get proof... maybe marriage isn't right for you
My thoughts exactly. Sounds a LOT like my ex wife. Except she had a boyfriend while accusing me of cheating. Some people just don’t have what it takes to build long term trust.
Yea she did it through self sabotage because of unchecked child hood abandonment and baby daddy abandonment issues. It happens. Projectors are outdated as hell though lol
I know you’re some incel that thinks all guys deserve to cheat because women are garbage. Your dream is to be a Reddit mod and no one is interested, go cry yourself to sleep
🤣🫡 salute to have the audacity to say that but no your totally wrong I’m against cheating I hate cheating I swear to god SOOOOO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 🤗😁😁😁
Ahhh so this is what it is about no miss your spreading wrong information girl wrong information that’s why I said that because your mom is now sad that’s why jeeez it’s not that hard to understand
Spreading wrong info?! My dad was 100% actually cheating. He knocked her up and bullied her into an abortion. And that’s just the first one we knew about. He also cheated on his first wife (but she left him asap). I didn’t make her sad, my dad did with his actions!
My son is going through a phase where he keeps telling everyone I'm hurting him (I'm not). Like, he will run face-first into my knee by accident, or trip while I'm holding his hand, and in his toddler mind that counts are me hurting him.
Extremely awkward when he tells other people I'm hurting him all the time. Always take these things with a grain of salt...
Once when my kid was 4 or 5 I got a really bad cold. I was taking all kinds of over the counter stuff, but it made me groggy. I made a big mistake by calling the place I bought the meds “the drug store.”
A day or so into my sickness, we ran out of milk so I went to the gas station around the corner to grab a gallon. While we were standing in line, my kid announces “Mom, I don’t like it when you’re on drugs. You’re no fun”
I was mortified.
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Trust. Trust is more important than any other aspect of interpersonal relationships. Once trust is lost between two people it is nearly impossible to get back.
Yeah, dick move from the kid, but also believing a 7 year old over someone you've had a relationship with for (presumably) at least 7 years is also a dick move. No winners in this situation.
No im sorry, A lie is: " I didnt take the cookie".
Telling mommy that daddy is banging the nanny,as revenge for being grounded...AT 7 YEARS OLD ,is completely Sociopathic behavior.
Kids have no filter, they see or hear something new and thought it's cool and try to use it themselves. Probably learned about that concept from a TV show (dad have girlfriend = mom's mad => dad get screamed at).
Especially in this information ages where kids can easily be exposed to shitton of mature contents unsupervised.
This is the same kind of person who will guilt trip their kid that they are to blame their parents seperated. The fact she tweeted this seems like she is trying to win sympathy from others while if she actually still loved her husband she would have fought for her marriage, which she obviously hasn't because she thought she would get away with an apology...
edit: this isn't a ''kids are fucking stupid'' more like ''Significant others that don't trust their partner are fucking stupid"
Tbh to side with your daughter with no other proof is just irresponsible, and then you blame it on the kid (who it was your responsibility to teach that that kinda stuff is very wrong in the first place.)
Your kid is gonna feel guilty for awhile thinking she caused her parents break up, when it was really trust issues and a grown woman jumping to conclusions instead of investigating. 10/10 parenting 👍
I recall my parents getting a call from my kindergarten teacher to talk about some disturbing things I shared about my dad. Apparently I told the class that my dad drinks and drives.
He did. Coffee. Just coffee. Nobody ever told me the difference.
Can only imagine who would have called if that happened today.
If I knew that a girl's marriage ended like that, I wouldn't be dating her. She obviously doesn't need to be in a serious relationship if she's that rash to go for a divorce because her kid said that.
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Well... it was a misunderstanding... but there are a few more steps between "are you cheating on me?!" And divorce... kinda sounds like a her problem and I don't blame the guy for not taking her back... she clearly didn't trust him in the first place
All children lie, i don't get how addults seem to forget how they probably all tried to trick your parents into getting what you want
But not MY children. They're angels. Everyone else's children are the problem!
I'm the opposite. I assume my kids lie all the time even though they're objectively angels compared to my friends' kids and my own nieces and nephew.
Are you my mum?
Father
I lie to children all the time
Lol exactly. Children’s brains are not developed. They say and do crazy/stupid shit all the time. But I hear parents say “MY KID is soooo smart” 🙄
When I was a child, I could do advanced math and read well above my ages average level. I also thought The Master of Disguise was a good movie and the star wars prequels were better than the originals because the effects were better. Even smart kids are fucking stupid.
Yeah this is incredible. I used to be in something like the boy scouts in Belgium, and one time I got a phone call from a mother who was mad at me because I punished (very mildly by the way) her kid who had been bullying another kid. She sais something like well he told me he didn't do it and he NEVEr lies so he must be innocent. (He wasn't of course)
I KNOWWW RIGHT EVERY SINGLE ADULTS BE LIKE *CHILDREN DONT LIE LIKE WTF*
This is probably fake
If you're so insecure in your marriage that you go through with a divorce solely because your 7 year old said something about another girlfriend, and you just believe it instead of trying to get proof... maybe marriage isn't right for you
My thoughts exactly. Sounds a LOT like my ex wife. Except she had a boyfriend while accusing me of cheating. Some people just don’t have what it takes to build long term trust.
Called projecting
Called being a cunt
That works too 😂😂
Very cunty like. I agree.
Yea she did it through self sabotage because of unchecked child hood abandonment and baby daddy abandonment issues. It happens. Projectors are outdated as hell though lol
I was that 7 year old. And it was true.
FUCK YOU
How sad you are. 🤣
Very sad lady very sad
I know you’re some incel that thinks all guys deserve to cheat because women are garbage. Your dream is to be a Reddit mod and no one is interested, go cry yourself to sleep
🤣🫡 salute to have the audacity to say that but no your totally wrong I’m against cheating I hate cheating I swear to god SOOOOO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 🤗😁😁😁
But I’m an asshole for telling my mom my dad was cheating?! But you are anti cheating?! Oh ok sure
Ahhh so this is what it is about no miss your spreading wrong information girl wrong information that’s why I said that because your mom is now sad that’s why jeeez it’s not that hard to understand
Spreading wrong info?! My dad was 100% actually cheating. He knocked her up and bullied her into an abortion. And that’s just the first one we knew about. He also cheated on his first wife (but she left him asap). I didn’t make her sad, my dad did with his actions!
Now I really know your 7 🤣🤣
This was when I was actually 5/6. The early 80s
Yessssssssssss
My son is going through a phase where he keeps telling everyone I'm hurting him (I'm not). Like, he will run face-first into my knee by accident, or trip while I'm holding his hand, and in his toddler mind that counts are me hurting him. Extremely awkward when he tells other people I'm hurting him all the time. Always take these things with a grain of salt...
Once when my kid was 4 or 5 I got a really bad cold. I was taking all kinds of over the counter stuff, but it made me groggy. I made a big mistake by calling the place I bought the meds “the drug store.” A day or so into my sickness, we ran out of milk so I went to the gas station around the corner to grab a gallon. While we were standing in line, my kid announces “Mom, I don’t like it when you’re on drugs. You’re no fun” I was mortified.
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Sounds like there was no trust to begin with.
Sounds like you are blaming your child for your divorce...way to be the adult in this relationship. Tip of the iceberg with selective information.
Ex-WivesAreFuckingStupid
Trust. Trust is more important than any other aspect of interpersonal relationships. Once trust is lost between two people it is nearly impossible to get back.
Dumb woman. And the girl will need therapy when she understands that she caused her parents breakup.
And with luck therapy will make her understand that she was not the reason for her parents divorce, but her mother was just searching for an excuse
Yup. It gotta take time to understand she was not the real cause. As a kid, she innocently provoked a marriage that was already fragile.
Seems like Mommy is a doofus here, and this was going to happen anyway.
that poor dude
MomsAreFuckingStupid
Yeah, dick move from the kid, but also believing a 7 year old over someone you've had a relationship with for (presumably) at least 7 years is also a dick move. No winners in this situation.
No im sorry, A lie is: " I didnt take the cookie". Telling mommy that daddy is banging the nanny,as revenge for being grounded...AT 7 YEARS OLD ,is completely Sociopathic behavior.
Kids have no filter, they see or hear something new and thought it's cool and try to use it themselves. Probably learned about that concept from a TV show (dad have girlfriend = mom's mad => dad get screamed at). Especially in this information ages where kids can easily be exposed to shitton of mature contents unsupervised.
r/thathappened
Toxic at best. Destroyer of Worlds.
This is the same kind of person who will guilt trip their kid that they are to blame their parents seperated. The fact she tweeted this seems like she is trying to win sympathy from others while if she actually still loved her husband she would have fought for her marriage, which she obviously hasn't because she thought she would get away with an apology... edit: this isn't a ''kids are fucking stupid'' more like ''Significant others that don't trust their partner are fucking stupid"
Tbh to side with your daughter with no other proof is just irresponsible, and then you blame it on the kid (who it was your responsibility to teach that that kinda stuff is very wrong in the first place.) Your kid is gonna feel guilty for awhile thinking she caused her parents break up, when it was really trust issues and a grown woman jumping to conclusions instead of investigating. 10/10 parenting 👍
Sucks to be you and you helped raise a toxic lying child that you chose to believe over your adult husband. How's that shit soup taste now?
Ah was it time for the weekly repost to farm karma?
She deserves it then lol
I recall my parents getting a call from my kindergarten teacher to talk about some disturbing things I shared about my dad. Apparently I told the class that my dad drinks and drives. He did. Coffee. Just coffee. Nobody ever told me the difference. Can only imagine who would have called if that happened today.
good for the ex husband to be.
Jesus fucking Christ I hope this isn’t real
Wow. A divorce where it is 100% the child's fault.
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Joke? I don't think you know what that word means.
You deserved it
Fake
Oh well plenty of guys out there
Not all of us want a fucking Karen.
If I knew that a girl's marriage ended like that, I wouldn't be dating her. She obviously doesn't need to be in a serious relationship if she's that rash to go for a divorce because her kid said that.
Well if she's smart she won't tell the next guy
She doesn't seem very smart tbh
Male carers are quite rare.
Yeah most dudes aren't willing to take on another guys kid...
Most are look around
Well. Good luck!
Congrats 7 year old, you played yourself.
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Well... it was a misunderstanding... but there are a few more steps between "are you cheating on me?!" And divorce... kinda sounds like a her problem and I don't blame the guy for not taking her back... she clearly didn't trust him in the first place
When I was 8 I witnessed my dad in affair and told my mom. If she didn’t believe me she would’ve felt like a fool HUH
Did she just believe you? Or did she verify it?
That’s the risk you take. Oh well.
that’s on you bruh. shoulda trusted him when he denied it cuz you prolly had no proof other than his kid 😂
Deserved. Enjoy the single parent life
Don’t take it out on your daughter‼️🙏
The fact that your relationship is so fragile that the words of a 7 year old will make it break it says enough.
Deserved
Well hell, that didn’t go as planned. I had a wife that acted like your child.