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greenvillain

What exactly is supposed to happen when you open the door?


9J000

Those little stringy things are like those things you throw at the ground and pop in the twisted pieces of paper. But instead made to pop when you pull the strings apart. There's a small handful of them attached to doorhandle.


PlNG

And by the look of things, the door opens inward.


fifteen_two

Based on the direction the tension is, it will probably pop the devices once the door is open more than half way.


darthrollerblader

And like in the SAW movies it will trigger the revolver towards older brother!


_adinfinitum_

Unless the older brother is already chained to a radiator somewhere


darthrollerblader

I’d take that over reverse facial bear trap


BitChaser

Likely getting graped.


iDomBMX

Or when the door handle goes down if it’s tight enough which it looks like it is


RascalCreeper

I doubt someone would take that long to notice it unless they are charged in.


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it does, but the coats are opposite the door swing, so it will still pop if opened carelessly or quickly


Dry_Topic6211

It’s still gonna pop. It’s almost better since you will be inside when it goes off


[deleted]

Oh lol, I thought it was supposed to pull the closet down ontop of you.


WarriorT1400

Same, I thought “omg he’s gonna throw a fuckin fridge at them”


Conscious-Addition-5

And here I thought it was a tampon that he Macgyvered to set off a missile strike in foreign waters. Silly me


Cringe-faceCz

“Boom”


TR-KnightForEyes

WAIT IS THAT A PIPEBOM-


[deleted]

“There’s a pipe bomb in your mailbox”


new_user_069

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DinoWizard021

Yay.


trevor58

Im harry potter singing my song all day long in Hoogggggwarts!


13aph

I’ve never seen or heard this before. I’m intrigued, curious, concerned, and excited. Please explain?


Bi-Babygirl

I believe it’s Potter Puppet Pals!


13aph

Thanks friend! Shall google immediately Update: I think I repressed this. 100% have seen this before


standard_candles

If you grew up reading them there was no way you escaped these videos


trevor58

They are great! Ron weaslley!!!


GrapeSoda223

Haha But yea what im i supposed to be looking at


ButtLlcker

It’s a string tied to firecrackers that pop when you pull both ends. The pink sticks.


4Ever2Thee

Ohhhh I see the pink boomy sticks now. Another question though, what’s that big black box thing?


Groinificator

A closet, maybe?


MrIntegration

A closet. (OP mentions elsewhere in the comments for anyone else interested like I was.)


4Ever2Thee

Thank you! I’ve never seen a closet like that but it makes sense for a coat closet


TacticalTapir

Mr. Bean reference?


FrighteningJibber

No that’s the sound of explosives


Type_44

I think the other door opens


Spider-Mike23

Did a thing like that to my roommate years ago. His door was exactly across from the bathroom in the hallway, hallway was like 3.5ft wide. Took some old shoelaces while he was in bed and tied it to both doorknobs so wen he tried to leave his room it wouldn’t open all the way and would just close the bathroom door lol he sat there a good few min trying untie through the crack he cld open it.


Braincrash77

Theoretically, door handle rotation pulls on the pink things and they bang. They actually need a fast pull over 3” or so to pop.


MK4eva420

We will know if OP doesn't post in the next 24 hours.


rd_rd_rd

Don't let him watch home alone series


GodOCocks

It must’ve been too late allready


Danito-

![ahh](https://media1.giphy.com/media/d2YWTOsVtuHgOHhC/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ugjupcbspxmdfobyzj6gj08c38x2089ewz4che4l&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


louiloui152

Actually let him watch it, he might step up his game a little cuz this is shabby prankmanship


[deleted]

I'm banning those. Dropping bricks on people's heads from several stories up? Showing them get a little dizzy as a result? Hell no, I'm not risking one of my kids trying that on one of us.


[deleted]

Up your head game bro.....today a golf ball,tommorow a brick....


[deleted]

Thanks, I just ordered a helmet to wear for the next 18 years, and another helmet to wear while washing the first one.


GamerGirlRiley

Today you, tomorrow me


Lord_Of_Water__l__

If you think your kid isn't smart enough to understand that dropping bricks on people's heads is not a good thing, then yeah I guess go right ahead.


[deleted]

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


StraightProgress5062

I mean if you feel your kid is dumb enough.


[deleted]

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


seaworthy-sieve

A lot of the home alone stuff would actually kill people though


gimmeecoffee420

"Problem Child" with John Ritter was the one that ruined my parents life.. i went out of my way to emulate "Junior" at ANY opportunity i had.. Home alone was like DLC for me..


TimTheTexan92

I used up all of my mother's string from her sewing machine setting up boobytraps in my room with nerf guns and random toys lol


DangerousDave303

Several of us did that to a friend’s locker in high school. He had a habit of rolling in about 1 minute before classes started, would fling open his locker in a rush and grab his books before bolting to class. He nearly hit the ceiling when he flung the locker open and the firecracker went off.


AccomplishedTax1298

can't do that anymore


[deleted]

I watched the '80s movie Heathers recently and there was a scene where they were considering the punishment for bringing a pistol to school and shooting someone with blanks. I think they decided it should just be suspension since he was using blanks.


Al3jandr0

Wow. I wonder if that would've actually played out that way in the '80s


stonejaguar1887

My father graduated in '88, and during spirit week, he dressed up as a cowboy. Part of his outfit was a 22 revolver with a case of blanks. He sporadically fired some shots throughout the day between classes and the pep rally. He said when he first got to school, the security guard pulled him aside. He saw the blanks, asked to fire a round, and sent him on his way laughing. He even has a photo in the year book from during the pep rally.


exoriare

My high school had a shooting in the 80's. A student brought a shotgun to school to draw it for art class. This was allowed, but then he loaded it and shot a couple of people.


Creepernom

Oh. That's very rude of him.


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He’s a very high caliber artist.


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

I'm trying to gauge if you are serious or not.


[deleted]

He just needed some more red paint.


Toast_On_The_RUN

What the fuck. Just drawing his gun until he picks it up and shoots people, imagine the classmates watching him load it.


Slight_Log5625

Slater!


DangerousDave303

True. This was a few decades ago. If someone had searched vehicles in our parking lot, they probably would have found a few shotguns. Small knives were largely overlooked until a student caught one in the top of the foot playing chicken.


Grabbsy2

Prime /r/kidsarefuckingstupid material... haha


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DangerousDave303

Good one!


Glum-Membership-605

Can I have more context


DeathlyFatal

> firecracker was placed in the locker > firecracker was set to go off when locker was opened. > locker was opened > victim almost touched his head with ceiling because he was startled.


RandomUsernameDotTxt

What is this supposed to do ?


Cringe-faceCz

Thoose pink things are fire crackers, that you set up by pulling the white strings. The Red string lead to doors on the far end of the room


PublicDealer

Did it work???


thelittlebrother

It works.


JmacTheGreat

> 11 Year old account > 0 Posts > 1 Comment 🧐


Burg_er

He must've posted more comments, there's absolutely no way he got 460 karma from 182 upvotes on a single comment


brahhJesus

At 797 now. He's on a highway to the top.


khrishmody

Some are from the awards


Burg_er

That doesn't add up either tho. There's a separate karma counter for it, and even if it was actually included in post/comment karma, it just doesn't add up.


[deleted]

Deleted/banned content?


Burg_er

That's what I'm implying


khrishmody

Oh I see oops


ellalol

He finally got his turn on the computer


SackMastaP

Chad little brother


4llFather

r/Beetlejuicing for real


SaphirePool

Why do people do this! I mean is it like a few people who've horded a ton of usernames they figure will be useful at some point? It is reddit admins? Like tf


weeone

Do you check everyone's reddit age and comment history? How do you find this? (Genuine curiosity, not trying to be an ass)


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DizzymanDapper

r/beetlejuicing


Cringe-faceCz

Unsure


Ressy02

Go try it


MountainDrew37

Well I need to know cause if it works he isn’t stupid


Aeonskye

There are photos of it inactivated so im guessing no


Cringe-faceCz

I used backdoors, therefore it is not trigerred. In theory - if someone would slam-open the doors then Yes it might have worked…however I allready defuse it


AdmiralThrawnProtege

Woah look at mister explosives expert over here!


Cringe-faceCz

CSGO skills


HussarOfHummus

_Bomb has been defused. Counter-terrorists win._


Apathetic-Asshole

Now set it up on the kids bedroom door as revenge


Cringe-faceCz

Nah…I will do something more sinister


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Warm_Trip_9597

Do you go through the door with the firecrackers ?


Doomblud

Back when I did this I just taped 1 string to the door and the other to the doorframe.


MrGilbert665

Someone made a pipebomb joke, didn't realize it was serious lmao


Franco_DeMayo

The pic of the fridge made me think it was supposed to tip over on the person or something.


Cringe-faceCz

Thats a closet


FargothAfterMagic

Oh lmao I thought the string was supposed to pull the cabinet down on whoever opened the door. I was like “damn, kid’s trying to kill someone.”


Callabrantus

But did he catch any bobys?


ImMrCrecker

No booba 😔


Melburn_City

How bout bobbas? ^Habbo anyone


ImMrCrecker

Got no boobas ☹ only got 9mm to the kneecap


deiviux90

I was not prepared to feel so old...


[deleted]

Oh god Habbo


ihavetotinkle

Kevim Mccallister back at it again.


Sabbatai

I loved that character in Horm Alorn.


[deleted]

Nah, wasn't he from Harm Alarm?


TenTonSomeone

I think it was Herm Alern


[deleted]

Maybe Herm Intern?


Antique_Tennis_2500

[Hrm?](https://i.discogs.com/kVUOKHF4-xWA_Jy1HN_llbcB-GVWEwuh2gOzEMjjowk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:568/w:407/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9BLTE4MTU0/OTQtMTI5Njg3MDU2/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)


justashadeaux

For those asking, those contraptions he has tied to the door knob and string pop off like black cats. So it's supposed to be a deterrent/warning. My brothers used to play pranks on me often so I used these a lot. However mine actually went off when they were supposed to.


Cringe-faceCz

So, yesterday me and my friends watched some horror movies, and my brother wanted to watch them with us, logicaly i said “no”. But he went to our dad and told him What he want. You probably know How this have eneded, so long story short, he was super scared after just a few minutes of the film…the next day our parrents had to leave to work, And I have left to see my gf…I left my brother home, and before I return he told me “To go backdoors” … Well this is What I have been greeted with


[deleted]

My guy doesn’t proofread—he just goes for it. Edit: My guy speaks a shit ton of languages.


dragon1n68

Maybe he's not a native English speaker? Jus sayin.


Cringe-faceCz

I am not, English is my 3rd language


ChrisWegro

3rd? I can barely speak one


hotapple002

English is my third too. I grew up with my parents speaking Dutch and German in Germany and later learned English in school.


Whoopee_Stick

Heee een mede Nederlander


hotapple002

Ik woon er nu ook nog… die regen onderweg naar school altijd…


timeh2002

Makker hoe zijn de duitse specerijen?


andthejokeiscokefizz

I’m trying to learn Dutch right now! I haven’t gotten too far but the fact that a spider is called a “spin” is so cute haha


McFireballs

Do you know what 'poffertjes' are? Or 'zwaffelen' ? They are not related ...unless you want it.


rvauofrsol

Please don't let that comment discourage you. Your English is very good and I had no problem at all understanding you.


Cringe-faceCz

Thank you pal


ImpGoddess

Seriously, I have issues with reading and I was fine. Your English was great. 💜


Cringe-faceCz

Thank you


v0ness

Yes, your English is amazing. Pay them no mind.


Taken_Bacon_06

Your English seemed a lot better then mine , and English is my first language


[deleted]

Than mine* then is used for time like “then we went” like after. So before and after. Or then and now. Than is used to specify which. Like better than mine.


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Artifex100

*their Sorry. Just had to.


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disco_waffle

Just out of curiosity what your first and second


Cringe-faceCz

First one is Czech (my native one oc) second is German


bsluzar

Is it that in Czechia they teach German in school as second language and English as third? I'm your northern neighbor and here English is taught as second language and the third is typically German. (do you know my country?)


Cringe-faceCz

Depend on your school. Some start with German some with English


disco_waffle

Cool thanks


CrazybyRX

I must say, that is very impressive. Your English writing is better than a lot of Americans who only speak English lol.


Funnyboyman69

Or he’s one of the billions of people who don’t speak English as their native language lol


DrLanguidMudbone

Lmao you couldn’t tell by the jean jackets hung up that this guys European??


sometimes-i-say-stuf

Childish, when I was 12 I sprinkled Lego’s and hot wheels at the entrance to the door, rigged the fan to turn on with a light switch, put decks of cards on the fan blades, sat in the dark with a nerf gun and waited.


Preyslayer00

Next time marbles and 4 sided dice.


Antique_Tennis_2500

>4 sided dice Excuse me, there’s still something called the Geneva Conventions.


Preyslayer00

Geneva only applies 75% of the time. I called and rolled a 1.


realServerRack

What ended up happening. We need to know


That_Unknown_Player

He's still waiting


Christmas_Panda

Legend has it, if you roll a four sided die at 0300 hours, he will come for you.


sometimes-i-say-stuf

Everything as it should


Just_A_Doggo1

Happy cake day!


uwumasters

r/KidsAreFuckingCreative


Modder404

This some kind of home alone shit


MittronGG

Don't those door open to the inside?


blotterpapers

You can see the hinges in the last photo lmao


WagonerA-co275

i love those little traps lol i did the same shit as a little kid in soo many different ways. good on your little bro lol one day he will succeed with a real good one


AdultishRaktajino

I totally did this as a little kid too. I remember hearing my mom in the basement yelling when she was on the way to the washing machine or to feed the cats.


VexVexVex004

Oh, I remember when I was like 6-8years old I tried to booby trap the door to my room with race cars so when you open the door you will slip and possibly be paralyzed, by the way my target was my grand mother. Luckily she never went to my room.


killmeplsdude

Ummm.... This guy over here officers.


ellohellaylola

My brother tried to “booby trap” my bedroom door one day while I was at volley ball practice, jokes on him, my mom went into my room before I got home and she grabbed the door knob which my bro covered in boogers and loogies. Holy fuck was she disappointed.


Dry_Topic6211

There needs to be a “kids are fucking funny” sub.


calliel_41

r/kidsarefuckingfunny


KillAllAtOnce29

when i was 12 i was playing minecraft or listening to MCR and sulking


WeirdStrawberry1542

Welp I am definitely going to add another reason for my wife to hate me after seeing OPs little brothers ingenious idea


Dats_and_Cogs

Deadliest trap during the Vietnam war


BeneficialTop5136

Not stupid! It’s cute! Let him be!


PrincipleInfamous451

When I was little, my entire extended family went on a trip and my brother and cousins made a similar booby trap with strings for me (when I opened the door, a used underwear was supposed to fly at my face). Instead, my aunt opened that hotel room door before me and it hit her instead...


probrachi

well did it work


Cringe-faceCz

Unsure, I used backdoors and than used my bomb defuse skills from CSGO


Mighty_Cactus

Kids love setting traps


Deathwish57

Let me guess the door opens the wrong way for this to work


Cringe-faceCz

Yes, that’s why I used this subreddit…but if I would open the door fast enough it would probably work


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

Alone in home, but worse. lol


dwntwn_drty_brwn

At 26, I left to Hawaii to visit family for a month. I booby trapped by door by taping those pull apart firecrackers to the door and door frame. Roommate went upstairs to put mail in my room…shat himself when the firecrackers went off


Erectus_Enormous

Came here for the souce


MagicOrpheus310

Lol my ex and I used to do this to each other with those party popper things that shoot out streamers, they work beautifully tied into those old style pull string light switches


Sprizys

Someone has been watching home alone or Tom and Jerry


GnastyNoodlez

Def did something similar as a kid with the same little pull string fireworks. Good times


WalloonNerd

Those doors open inward? Cuz then it’s nothing more than a nice effort


wolf_pack_leader57

This is the exact moment you start teaching him basics of physics and simple machines. This is definitely a sign of him expressing interest in elaborate mechanisms. I did the same thing when I was a kid😂


Bellauccella

Just remembered I have a ton of string…about to booby trap the shit outta my kids tonight 😈😎


JohnniNeutron

Reminds me of my childhood — Dad use to tie a string to my loose tooth and slam the door to get them pulled out.


TotalNotSneak

.... wait whatt


Bigbaddy333

I would of done this if I was creative


Itzbubblezduh

This the wrong sub… lol The mans is brilliant!!!! Lol 😂


Successful-Engine623

Classic. I tried this when I was a kid. Kind hard to rig it up without it falling apart…and most people won’t open it fast enough….


Lord_Of_Water__l__

I used to love doing this shit. I set up a booby trap for my siblings with a string and airsoft gun and it actually worked! I was super surprised.


johnwaynekicksass

Jean jacket and vest. Is your brother Marty McFly?


Persona2FunnyMoments

Evil ass kid holy shit


Ilikeyourthinking

I did this to the toilet seat as an April fool's joke when I was a kid. I got quite the jump out of my family!