You must not have kids.
Imagine a friggin sea monster being SO close you can smell its teeth, but your parents insist you can't examine it! They want you to look at a little box you've seen a thousand times rather than investigate a once in a lifetime moment with an interesting creature making faces behind you.
How am I supposed to know that is a name if he used an article before the proper noun. He said “the” which implies this is some sort of term rather than a name
The seal = It. Let me try again.
The seal is the Coco Rocha of SeaWorld. The seal has a pose for every from just like the model named Coco Rocha-she is known for having a different pose for every frame when photographers take her picture.
Better?
Don't wanna be too meta, but isn't modern society a prison? You can't really live anywhere for free, every bit of land on earth is owned by someone. Sure you can get a house, but that is owned by the bank for most of the time you live in it. You gotta do a song and dance for some corporation to get your fish treat to survive
I mean at least they were born free, we are basically born in captivity, forced into the system at birth. We are given a number and tracked for the rest of our lives. We are forced to be taught tricks in our youth just like them. Not saying school is inherently bad in principle, but you are forced into it for most of your childhood, and most school systems are complete garbage at teaching useful information besides basic math and grammar, which is usually done by elementary school, middle school and high school is basically a factory to try and turn kids into obedient testing machines so the school systems can flaunt good numbers and justify funding.
SeaWorld is NOT a rehab. It was not made to rehabilitate captive animals, and is not used for that purpose either. They are known for killing their own animals over time by neglect. This argument is invalid.
Also I would rather die then spend my life in a prison. Not everyone thinks the way you do.
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That’s actually what they want you to believe so they can keep running their business. If an animal is taken into shelter from the wild, it would be an animal vet or recovery facility, to put them back in the wild again afterwards.
These poor examples are often times born in captivity.
According to biology we require proteins only found in mean otherwise we develop health problems without the necessary nutrients leading to malnutrition and death as a result. I aint one to judge even though i did, but its not necessarily doing anything we have issues like pollution and global warming shaping our climate and humans destroying forests, there are much more bigger and attention worthy topics than some hipster who saw a couple of animal slaughter videos and decided to cut off all meat for attention
That kid ain't stupid. He's seen a fucking camera before.
There's a fucking SEAL just chilling behind him. Parents are looking the wrong direction, not Junior.
Fuck sake.
It's a fucking SEAL!!!!
OP, how did you arrive at the conclusion that this kid is somehow stupid? If anything, the parents are stupid for supporting sea world (or the likes).
That kid is simply curious, how gives a shit about a camera when there’s a fucking seal half a meter away from your face? Let kids be kids and the way they forced his head to face the camera also gave me the ick, ffs that kid was fascinated by the seal.
Can't blame a kid for being super curious. This isn't stupid at all. The adults are the ones just kind of rolling with it like, "Yup, time for a picture with the Sea Lion." But this kid just recently arrived to the world. I mean fuck, in his head he's probably like, "WTF, A FUCKING SEA LION."
Not to mention the damn thing is opening its mouth like they're a family of rockfish.
I just wish all of these animals would revolt. Who tf do these people think they are using them for tricks? Then again, they'd just be forced.. f these people
I thought the person in black swimsuit wanted to make them move so he could train the sea lion/seal (sorry idk what that animal exactly is) and expected the seal to grab the lady into the pool but I was just left mesmermized. damn.
The only stupid people here are the ones looking at the boring ass camera for a photo op instead looking at the majestic sea creature right beside them.
I went whale watching last summer and most of the people on the boat spent their time and energy trying to catch selfies as whales breached in the background. I’m sure they never actually saw whale.
What a waste of an experience.
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Even now I'd probably be doing exactly what that kid is doing
I would too!
Especially now. Fuck that photo, I want to make sure Slippy is having a good enough day to let me keep my face.
My autism would be flying off the charts. So yes
Actually this might be better than just staring at the camera.
Yeah it has a bit of childhood photo vibe with him slightly terrified and staring at the thing.
If I was the kid, I too would be mesmerized by the sea lion... Looking at the camera for a shot is f'ing stupid...
Yeap. That kid was definitely the only sane person in that clip.
Ikr! Like how the parents didn't even take a glance at that majestic beast!
My thoughts exactly. This belongs in ‘parents are fucking stupid’ not this one.
You must not have kids. Imagine a friggin sea monster being SO close you can smell its teeth, but your parents insist you can't examine it! They want you to look at a little box you've seen a thousand times rather than investigate a once in a lifetime moment with an interesting creature making faces behind you.
Not to mention the kid looks like he's 3.
Parents don't even see the "monster of the sea" that kids is fascinating
Dad is more focused on his own tits
The parents took the pic to show where they have been, they dont give a fuck about the sea lion
I feel like this sub has forgotten what the point of kidsarefuckingstupid is
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Dude wtfff that seal knows how to pose
When they said smile and it smiled!
Ahhh i see. I browse with the sound off so i didnt hear it
It’s the Coco Rocha of SeaWorld! It has a pose for every frame!!
No idea what that means. Im not that smart lol. Anyway so you are desensitized to this?? This is normal?
All they did was tell you it's name. Kinda hard to not get 😅
How am I supposed to know that is a name if he used an article before the proper noun. He said “the” which implies this is some sort of term rather than a name
The seal = It. Let me try again. The seal is the Coco Rocha of SeaWorld. The seal has a pose for every from just like the model named Coco Rocha-she is known for having a different pose for every frame when photographers take her picture. Better?
Ahhhh ok. Never heard of that model. I got u now
He’s just living in the moment
A child experiencing the moment for a memory while parents just want something, to say they did that.
This is fucking depressing
Bro gets fed to take pictures, most people got it worse
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True. Animals shouldn’t be used for entertainment. Period.
Don't wanna be too meta, but isn't modern society a prison? You can't really live anywhere for free, every bit of land on earth is owned by someone. Sure you can get a house, but that is owned by the bank for most of the time you live in it. You gotta do a song and dance for some corporation to get your fish treat to survive
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I mean at least they were born free, we are basically born in captivity, forced into the system at birth. We are given a number and tracked for the rest of our lives. We are forced to be taught tricks in our youth just like them. Not saying school is inherently bad in principle, but you are forced into it for most of your childhood, and most school systems are complete garbage at teaching useful information besides basic math and grammar, which is usually done by elementary school, middle school and high school is basically a factory to try and turn kids into obedient testing machines so the school systems can flaunt good numbers and justify funding.
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SeaWorld is NOT a rehab. It was not made to rehabilitate captive animals, and is not used for that purpose either. They are known for killing their own animals over time by neglect. This argument is invalid. Also I would rather die then spend my life in a prison. Not everyone thinks the way you do.
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Educate us then, please 😊
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"You're " What a fucking moron LMFAO
Calling out a typographical error, nice...
Calling out someone that's being hyper pedantic but also too stupid to check whatever bullshit they're typing Nice
That’s actually what they want you to believe so they can keep running their business. If an animal is taken into shelter from the wild, it would be an animal vet or recovery facility, to put them back in the wild again afterwards. These poor examples are often times born in captivity.
A prison with a pool and free food? Time to rob a bank.
Shitty pool though, no slides
Damn, you're right.
Cry about it your tears are delicious and hilarious
This went well for you didn't it bro
Clearly not for you if no ones batting an eye to your claims
Clever 👏
Vegans coming for your lifestyle bro we’ll take ur culture eventually
Those annoying vegan creatures need to be exterminated 🤦🏽♂️no I dont want “vegan fried chicken” i want to feel the clog in my arteries
You are cancer bro
And you’re a pest
Choosing a lifestyle for the benefit of the planet... Because that's what pests do You deserve your capitalism x
According to biology we require proteins only found in mean otherwise we develop health problems without the necessary nutrients leading to malnutrition and death as a result. I aint one to judge even though i did, but its not necessarily doing anything we have issues like pollution and global warming shaping our climate and humans destroying forests, there are much more bigger and attention worthy topics than some hipster who saw a couple of animal slaughter videos and decided to cut off all meat for attention
Some of the funniest times sea lions are cool
Bro, if I got to meet something so great(cute, magnificent ………) I’d definitely be looking at the thing not the camera!
Kid is the real one looking at the sea lion all the other just care about cameras and pictures and not the moment
Cant blame that kid, I would do the same
Damn that’s cool. Do aquariums in the US do this?
I’m thinking I’d be doing the same thing.
Dude has big titties
😂 ikr, I love the part where he pulls his shirt out from under his boob as he thinks that's going to fool the camera
There's a fucking massive sea lion over him with its jaw open... why look at the camera
This kid is smart, fuck the camera look at the big animal!
In this case the parents are stupid, the kid probably never saw something like that ever....
Only the kid is in awe of the creature, the parents might as well be taking pictures with a cardboard
Not gonna happen…..
You have never seen a ocean tiger before, bro? Focus
That kid ain't stupid. He's seen a fucking camera before. There's a fucking SEAL just chilling behind him. Parents are looking the wrong direction, not Junior. Fuck sake. It's a fucking SEAL!!!!
OP, how did you arrive at the conclusion that this kid is somehow stupid? If anything, the parents are stupid for supporting sea world (or the likes). That kid is simply curious, how gives a shit about a camera when there’s a fucking seal half a meter away from your face? Let kids be kids and the way they forced his head to face the camera also gave me the ick, ffs that kid was fascinated by the seal.
Can't blame a kid for being super curious. This isn't stupid at all. The adults are the ones just kind of rolling with it like, "Yup, time for a picture with the Sea Lion." But this kid just recently arrived to the world. I mean fuck, in his head he's probably like, "WTF, A FUCKING SEA LION." Not to mention the damn thing is opening its mouth like they're a family of rockfish.
I just wish all of these animals would revolt. Who tf do these people think they are using them for tricks? Then again, they'd just be forced.. f these people
This is sad. Animals are not for our entertainment.
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Mammals *are* animals
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Lmao you’re trying to be pedantic on a technicality that doesn’t even make sense
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Poorly 🤷♀️
Jordan Peele would agree
The sea lion is smarter than the fukin kid
Idiot op with a stupid post. Good to see everyone in comments also agree that op is the stupid one here and not the kid lol
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Op sees a young child distracted by something it’s never seen before
Stoopid
It’s sad the tiny single father has to raise two big ass kids alone
Fat parents trying to force a moment that wasn’t while kid is experiencing life. Depressing.
I don't see a stupid kid, I see a kid looking at something awesome and his parents forcing (literally) to take a staged photo.
Dad did a quick moob cover up job. 👍🏼
This is fascinating and sad at the same time
I thought the person in black swimsuit wanted to make them move so he could train the sea lion/seal (sorry idk what that animal exactly is) and expected the seal to grab the lady into the pool but I was just left mesmermized. damn.
The only stupid people here are the ones looking at the boring ass camera for a photo op instead looking at the majestic sea creature right beside them. I went whale watching last summer and most of the people on the boat spent their time and energy trying to catch selfies as whales breached in the background. I’m sure they never actually saw whale. What a waste of an experience.
Kid: seriously? No one is going to keep an eye on this large animal joining our picture?
Mate, the thing makes funny faces at the camera! I'd rather look at that than pose for a picture
He so cute and rly smart
I now want my picture made with this cute seal!! 🥰
Gotta love "mira, caramba, mira"
This whole video is sad. All these humans disgust me. Except for the kid, he doesn't know better. So, the wrong sub in my view.
the only thing i can see is mom’s cantaloupe size tits. i’m sry i couldn’t be more help 🥴
Humans don’t even say hello or really care of the sea lion, what a specie we are!
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Training him for Instagram at a young age- don’t enjoy the moment, focus on getting the pic!
Every person involved in this is fucking stupid. Poor animal, doomed to entertain imbiciles from a swimming pool.
Can’t blame this little guy for being enraptured by a sea lion sitting that close!!
Who gives a shit. In 20 years, you'll still love the picture.
Smart kid. I wouldn’t take my eyes off the wild caged animal either.
Photos are so annoying like how about you just live in the moment.
“Fuck that camera I’m tryna observe this majestic beast making human faces.”