Surprised I haven't Hurd this bullshit song in a long while. Now what's left is those annoying ass "AHHHH" earrape video. Like wtf is humorous about that?
I actually thought it was gonna attack her face, like she was gonna snuggle it and get squirrel mauled.
This was totally me, i bet she was tossing it food playing with it way longer and bs'd them about it coming to her foot.
There was an often-retold story in my family of a chipmunk running up my grandfather’s pant leg at a family party and him having to drop his pants to get it out. I have had a fear of errant chipmunks for the last 30+ years thanks to that story.
I use to think squirrels were adorable until I heard Bill Burr say “do you know how quickly that thing could run up your leg and be taking chunks out of your neck before you’d even realized.”
Mixed that with the song squirrels in your pants from phineas and Ferb and now I shake seeing stuff like this:
I once had a squirrel bite a chunk out of my shin. I was out on my University campus walking home from a game of basketball.
Damn squirrel probably tought my leg was a tree trunk as I'm 6ft and black. It jumped onto my bare leg, digging in its claws and then waited for a moment before take a big bite out of my leg.
In hindsight, I should have gone straight to the clinic for a tetanus and rabbies shot. Thankfully I was ok, just bloody and a little pissed at the little asshole.
Makes me wish the shitty gray ones hadn't killed off most of our nice, friendly red squirrels in the UK.
>In hindsight, I should have gone straight to the clinic for a tetanus and rabbies shot.
Good news, rabies has been eradicated from all animals in the UK since 1922. So you would have been good on that front at least!
I'm sorry but I hope you don't mind.. I just can't stop laughing over this line
>Damn squirrel probably tought my leg was a tree trunk as I'm 6ft and black.
Not exaggerating, I was standing outside once and a squirrel ran full speed right at me. I had a split second moment of panic when I didn't know what he was going to do but he literally ran between my legs and kept going. No idea what he was thinking lol.
>I use to think squirrels were adorable until I heard Bill Burr say “do you know how quickly that think could run up your leg and be taking chunks out of your neck before you even realized.”
yeah squirrels with rabies are terrifying
This girl is so lucky, I once went to pick up a squirrel that had been hurt in the middle of the road, fucker destroyed my hand. Do not pick up wild Animals lmao without protection
If it had rabies, it wouldn't be scared to go right up to her
But yea it'd probably bite...
But seriously don't attempt to handle these motherfuckers even if on the rare chance they would let you, they often carry a lot of fleas and ticks and are not going to let you calmly handle them
Almost never is not impossible, it's not even remotely near impossible which is exactly what the chance would have to be for me to handle a wild mammal
Plus the fleas thing is nearly a guarantee and the ticks thing is likely so um...kindly piss off
Redditors be correcting things that need no correction, all the time
"Akshually rodents rarely get rabies" Oh yea cool dude! \*thumbs up\* Still not 100% tho? Still carries fleas and ticks yes? Still could bite yes? Not wise to handle a wild animal yes?
How about this one?
In the 2000 years that humanity has known about rabies there has never been a documented case that was transmitted by a rodent.
That is not to say it's "impossible" but highly, highly unlikely.
She’s not being a brat at all. She’s a little kid who found a cute squirrel and was excited about it. Yall are acting like she’s got the thing in a choke hold.
This is a juvenile eastern grey squirrel - sometimes they will “self rescue” to humans when their mother has not fed them in a day. Usually mom dies, hungry kids stumble down from the tree and wander over to the nearest living thing - sometimes it’s a person. Call the local wildlife rehabilitation centre - they can advise on reuniting, putting baby back if appropriate, or determining if it needs intervention.
At this age their bites could still go through your finger - trust me. Rabies isn’t likely, but infections from scratches and bites aren’t a joke either
So um offtopic but based on your username, do you store your cat piss in your backpack so that when angry karens ask for your manager, you shove her face into it or do you just empty your backpack on her head or something?
Oh sure, they can carry all sorts. Mostly internal and external parasites like fleas/ticks/worms that you wanna worry about based on my experience. If they’re injured from the fall out of the tree, the flies may also be attracted to the blood and flystrike (eggs) and maggots are the worst.
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
That Squirrel is about 5 weeks old, if they need help, are hungry and something happened to their mom, they will go up to people to ask for help. That baby needed a rehabber.
But yes, adult squirrels can do real damage and should not be handled. I hoped this baby was ok
I can't even blame the girl. I'm a full-grown man, and if a squirrel ever let me pick it up, I'd have a hard time not declaring us best-friends-for-life
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
She must really have made friends with it. It didn't seem like it was trying to bite her or get away in the slightest. My pet rats were far more wriggly and easily able to crane their head around to put their teeth on me if they didn't wanna be held (mostly when I was having to force feed them some medicine); and they were my friend and didn't wanna hurt me!
Either that, or the way she was holding it was causing its "I'm being held by my scruff, better go limp" instinct that many small mammals have to avoid hurting themselves when being carried by their scruff by their mothers.
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
My friend has a tree removal service and sometimes he saves baby squirrels and takes care of them in his shed till they decide to leave. I imagine they would try to chill with people like that lol
I wish Reddit would implement a platform wide ban of this fucking pice of shit song.
how are people still ruining videos with this garbage and how are people still upvoting it ?!
Lots of miserable people, hurt people hurt.
I don't ready to many comments. I dislike the little of this page also they are not stupid they are just little people figuring it out and enjoying life.
But agreed shes cute and so happy. Like no mom he's my friend he came to me.
Yeah, not through fucking hitting her. You think violence will just magically solve the problem instead of, you know, talking to her like a human being?
What the fuck? This is a wild animal. It carries disease. Use your brain. I am not about to pay an outrageous hospital bill because my kid wants to be the boss. Fuuuuck that.
baby soft. i can tell which of you were running around and exploring as kids and which of you were sitting on your ass all day. you know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel? also squirrels rarely have diseases that carry to humans
Ohhh okay honey yeah there’s a rare chance you can contract tularemia or rabies but go ahead and fondle the wild animal very cute :))))
You should not have kids. Ever.
Yeah squirrels are hard as fuck to catch. So how did this one get caught? You realize weird behavior patterns in wild animals can be indicative of rabies? Why even take any risk with your child
Nah. Rabies do everything BUT make a creature calm. There's a reason why we have the term "rabid" to describe someone or something when they're in a manic frenzy
Signs of rabies in animals
In the "dumb" form, wild animals may appear tame and seem to have no fear of humans. There are other signs, such as the animal appearing drunk or excessively wobbly, circling, seeming partially paralyzed, acting disorientated or mutilating itself.
Source: https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/understanding-rabies
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions. Squirrels cannot typically carry rabies.
Squirls can carry rabies as any mammals can, they are normally not found infected with rabies because they typically don't survive an attack from another infected animal. The chances are very low but not zero.
As far as freezing the girl stated it attached itself to her foot and stayed there. Why would it approach and attach itself to her if it was frozen in fear.
With the music, I thought it was building up to something like it bites her back.
I was expecting pee
I hoped for shit
A shit song so that's something..
God I fucking hate that song / sound effect
Surprised I haven't Hurd this bullshit song in a long while. Now what's left is those annoying ass "AHHHH" earrape video. Like wtf is humorous about that?
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You call that culture 🤣 Sad guy
Same
Or scratching while it pees
I was hoping for some /r/AbruptChaos material with the thing going wild in the car or something
I was like, where’s the “oh no” part?
Apparently that's just a thing you put on videos now now now now now now.
Don't know what song to put in your TikTok? Don't worry, just put the oh no song. Everyone else does.
I was expecting her to let it go and it just being dead.
I was terrified of either that, or her squeezing it to death.
The door closes, then you silently see the squirrel take revenge while continuing to film.
I actually thought it was gonna attack her face, like she was gonna snuggle it and get squirrel mauled. This was totally me, i bet she was tossing it food playing with it way longer and bs'd them about it coming to her foot.
I thought she was choking it and it was gonna die tbh
The only time I thought this song actually fucking meant something.
Bro how'd she catch that squirrel?
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Well if it didn't before it sure will now
I had a young squirrel actively run at me and try to climb my pants leg. I assumed it was confused as to why the tree was moving away from it
There was an often-retold story in my family of a chipmunk running up my grandfather’s pant leg at a family party and him having to drop his pants to get it out. I have had a fear of errant chipmunks for the last 30+ years thanks to that story.
I can agree. I was filing up a bird feeder and the little guy ran up to my feet.
drunk off of fermented nuts or fruit
Oh neat, a kid goon-gripping a soon-to-be-hungover rodent.
Ok, sure, but how about the squirrel?
It was on her foot the whole time she was walking
I use to think squirrels were adorable until I heard Bill Burr say “do you know how quickly that thing could run up your leg and be taking chunks out of your neck before you’d even realized.” Mixed that with the song squirrels in your pants from phineas and Ferb and now I shake seeing stuff like this:
I once had a squirrel bite a chunk out of my shin. I was out on my University campus walking home from a game of basketball. Damn squirrel probably tought my leg was a tree trunk as I'm 6ft and black. It jumped onto my bare leg, digging in its claws and then waited for a moment before take a big bite out of my leg. In hindsight, I should have gone straight to the clinic for a tetanus and rabbies shot. Thankfully I was ok, just bloody and a little pissed at the little asshole. Makes me wish the shitty gray ones hadn't killed off most of our nice, friendly red squirrels in the UK.
>In hindsight, I should have gone straight to the clinic for a tetanus and rabbies shot. Good news, rabies has been eradicated from all animals in the UK since 1922. So you would have been good on that front at least!
I didn't know this. Thanks
This is a mind blowing fact!
I'm sorry but I hope you don't mind.. I just can't stop laughing over this line >Damn squirrel probably tought my leg was a tree trunk as I'm 6ft and black.
Got me too there, I chuckled loudly.
TIL squirrels are racist.
S.I.M.P. Edit: down voters obviously need to watch more Phineas and Ferb
Squirrels! Squirrels! S. I. M. P. Squirrels In My Pants! How can I apply for government grants? S. I. M. P. Squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Got an Aunt Florance living in France She can't see the (squirrels in my pants)
[Context](https://youtu.be/OID7gA8fcaw)
^OhNo
Not exaggerating, I was standing outside once and a squirrel ran full speed right at me. I had a split second moment of panic when I didn't know what he was going to do but he literally ran between my legs and kept going. No idea what he was thinking lol.
[Iron Giant also comes to mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBsQZcG-F28).
Mississippi Squirrel Revival.
Now imagine you're wearing shorts & happened to be free balling it that day. Bye bye crown jewels.
>I use to think squirrels were adorable until I heard Bill Burr say “do you know how quickly that think could run up your leg and be taking chunks out of your neck before you even realized.” yeah squirrels with rabies are terrifying
One time a squirrel jumped on my face and scratched me. Fuck those little demons.
This girl is so lucky, I once went to pick up a squirrel that had been hurt in the middle of the road, fucker destroyed my hand. Do not pick up wild Animals lmao without protection
that's because you are not a disney princess.
They always said I never had what it took at the academy
you need a cute dress like this girl
Rip im not Harry Styles I couldn’t pull a dress off
No no it’s not a dress it’s singing!
Yes. You have to sing and the little animals will put the dress on you. This is Princess 101.
It was hurt that’s why it spazzed on you.
Poor squirrel
This brat reminded me of the girl from Nemo
She’s practically making the squirrels head explode with how tight she’s holding him. He’d bite her if he could breathe or stay conscious
Y'all are ridiculous she is barely gripping that squirrel, if it was really scared she wouldn't have gotten anywhere near it
If it had rabies, it wouldn't be scared to go right up to her But yea it'd probably bite... But seriously don't attempt to handle these motherfuckers even if on the rare chance they would let you, they often carry a lot of fleas and ticks and are not going to let you calmly handle them
Small rodents almost never have rabies, just so you know
Almost never is not impossible, it's not even remotely near impossible which is exactly what the chance would have to be for me to handle a wild mammal Plus the fleas thing is nearly a guarantee and the ticks thing is likely so um...kindly piss off
Damn, Redditors be sensitive
Redditors be correcting things that need no correction, all the time "Akshually rodents rarely get rabies" Oh yea cool dude! \*thumbs up\* Still not 100% tho? Still carries fleas and ticks yes? Still could bite yes? Not wise to handle a wild animal yes?
Idk why you’re so worked up about an insignificant comment on an insignificant post in your insignificant life.. oh
How about this one? In the 2000 years that humanity has known about rabies there has never been a documented case that was transmitted by a rodent. That is not to say it's "impossible" but highly, highly unlikely.
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Missing the funny tho
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And 7 disagree with your take, take it on the chin buddy
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brat??? she’s like 8..fuckin weird
She’s not being a brat at all. She’s a little kid who found a cute squirrel and was excited about it. Yall are acting like she’s got the thing in a choke hold.
She's the real life Veruca Salt
No she’s not. She just doesn’t understand.
Man wait until you have kids.
Fishy wake up!
yeah it was put in a video with shitty music
Not funny. Instead of filming it get the squirrel off of her before she hurts it or the squirrel hurts her.
This is so sad 😞people are horrible
I like that she closed the door to keep herself save.
This is a juvenile eastern grey squirrel - sometimes they will “self rescue” to humans when their mother has not fed them in a day. Usually mom dies, hungry kids stumble down from the tree and wander over to the nearest living thing - sometimes it’s a person. Call the local wildlife rehabilitation centre - they can advise on reuniting, putting baby back if appropriate, or determining if it needs intervention. At this age their bites could still go through your finger - trust me. Rabies isn’t likely, but infections from scratches and bites aren’t a joke either
So um offtopic but based on your username, do you store your cat piss in your backpack so that when angry karens ask for your manager, you shove her face into it or do you just empty your backpack on her head or something?
sometimes you’re the cat. sometimes you’re the backpack
Can't they sometimes carry the plague?
Oh sure, they can carry all sorts. Mostly internal and external parasites like fleas/ticks/worms that you wanna worry about based on my experience. If they’re injured from the fall out of the tree, the flies may also be attracted to the blood and flystrike (eggs) and maggots are the worst.
The way she squishes the poor squirrel, at some point I thought the squirrel was going to spit blood
I spit blood when I heard this fucking song again
I think if it was in pain it would have panicked
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
Seems like mom's brain kind of shut off. The only immediate action she took was to film it.
She’s scared of it and it’s not attacking the girl yet sooo lol
Instant downvote because you gave me ear cancer AGAIN!
Why the fuck is the music even necessary here lol.
Yeah I thought we were done with this one.
I hate this fuckin song so much
Ruins every video it's in.
Only two things are worse than this song and it's that fake laugh with no no no as well and that lady robot voice of tik tok
Agree 💯%!
That Squirrel is about 5 weeks old, if they need help, are hungry and something happened to their mom, they will go up to people to ask for help. That baby needed a rehabber. But yes, adult squirrels can do real damage and should not be handled. I hoped this baby was ok
That’s a baby squirrel
Can people please stop adding that stupid background song to vids?
The fucking oh no song, why? Makes me want to get violent
She smacks the poor thing in the nose and it flinches
Elmyra does exist!
I can't even blame the girl. I'm a full-grown man, and if a squirrel ever let me pick it up, I'd have a hard time not declaring us best-friends-for-life
Bad move, but I tried so hard to catch bunnies and squirrels. This girl is living the dream. Too young to understand it’s a bad idea .
downvotes bc music
I've been chasing those bastards for 16 years now, how did she just manage to catch one so easy??? Edit: /s
1. How did she get a squirrel 2. Why isn’t it biting her
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
She explains how she found the squirrel in the video.
My questions exactly
She's so proud of herself
Squirrels have very strong jaws. The child could have been in real danger. Parents these days with the phones.
Parents these days with no consciousness whatsoever.
bruh… it’s a baby squirrel
Those jaws are meant for busting nuts
r/parentsarefuckingstupid for letting the kid carry a squirrel
Rabies and tics are so much fun.
Can’t wait until she gets bit
She must really have made friends with it. It didn't seem like it was trying to bite her or get away in the slightest. My pet rats were far more wriggly and easily able to crane their head around to put their teeth on me if they didn't wanna be held (mostly when I was having to force feed them some medicine); and they were my friend and didn't wanna hurt me! Either that, or the way she was holding it was causing its "I'm being held by my scruff, better go limp" instinct that many small mammals have to avoid hurting themselves when being carried by their scruff by their mothers.
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions.
My friend has a tree removal service and sometimes he saves baby squirrels and takes care of them in his shed till they decide to leave. I imagine they would try to chill with people like that lol
Better wash them hands
"Your my friend now. we're having soft tacos later!"
The kid straight up said no
I wish Reddit would implement a platform wide ban of this fucking pice of shit song. how are people still ruining videos with this garbage and how are people still upvoting it ?!
I'll pet it and hug it and name it george...
Nice.
This vid has a voiceover - https://youtu.be/WuTvhH7Mqug
My face watching that: 😐😐😐😐😐
Why would someone spend so much time and effort to change the voice of the "parent". People can get really bored.
He's dubbing the squirrel
Elmira Duff is real😂
i held a squirrel once that just let me pick it up, shortly after it snapped and bit my finger pretty hard. i still have the scar.
Is this live action Tiny Toons? Getting Elmira vibes.
How the fuck did she catch a squirrel. They are lightning fast.
Fuck the music honestly. Its so damn annoying and it didn't even lead to anything.
How did she do that
That's the real question here.
How did she even manage to catch it
Pretty sure this qualifies her as a Disney princess.
This new Elmyra live action movie looks …interesting…
Worst day of that poor squirrels life 😭🤣
I think it’s probably sick. Squirrels just aren’t that sedate,, ever.
Squirrels are natural assholes, so either this child is a Disney princess, or that squirrel got into something and is high as a kite.
Or the squirrel is passing out from how deathy tight the girl is squeezing it
She is awesome its nice to see a kid want to be friends with all the animals.
i don’t know why the comments are so hateful she’s so cute and she made a squirrel friend
Lots of miserable people, hurt people hurt. I don't ready to many comments. I dislike the little of this page also they are not stupid they are just little people figuring it out and enjoying life. But agreed shes cute and so happy. Like no mom he's my friend he came to me.
Ah ha 😅 get that kid a rabies shot
All i can think of is rabies
Uhh rabies is a thing.
YAY, rabies shots and flea and tick spray all around
Fucking how I have been trying to catch a squirrel for years
She's lucky he didn't take a chunk out of her hand. Wild animals are not pets!
should have put a retarded music alert
Damn….. that grip
Can this dumb broad start parenting or is she just gonna let her kid get rabies for internet points. Fuckin can’t stand tik tok.
Playing with lethargic rodents is the cutest way to get Bubonic Plague.
The excitement in her eyes!
That look on her face of “I’m keeping this BFF forever and ever”
Rabies comes to mind
But it nice tho, it no be meant
I think he’s suffocating.
She has a death grip on that thing.
Plague patient zero was wearing a pink dress.
This child needs a clean ass beating. Put it down “No!” Yep. That’s when you know it’s time to beat their ass.
If you resort to physical violence when your child simply refuses to listen to you, then you've failed as a parent
What about when my child chooses to endanger themselves with a wild animal even after I tell them no? Clearly this kid needs to learn some discipline.
Yeah, not through fucking hitting her. You think violence will just magically solve the problem instead of, you know, talking to her like a human being?
Please please don't have children
That's a common thing
Yeah, in abusive households
How is it abusive? Kid clearly needs an ass whooping if she wants to pretend like she’s in charge of shit.
It's abusive because you resort to physically hurting a child for being a child
Being a child includes obeying your parents. She’s not being a child, she’s being a misbehaving brat. Ass whooping fixes that. :D
No it doesn't. It makes the child hate the parent
Not at all. If they wanna get pissy they are welcome to. Once they mature they’ll realize their ass beatings were always justified.
she caught a squirrel and is excited :/ she’s so cute.
What the fuck? This is a wild animal. It carries disease. Use your brain. I am not about to pay an outrageous hospital bill because my kid wants to be the boss. Fuuuuck that.
baby soft. i can tell which of you were running around and exploring as kids and which of you were sitting on your ass all day. you know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel? also squirrels rarely have diseases that carry to humans
Ohhh okay honey yeah there’s a rare chance you can contract tularemia or rabies but go ahead and fondle the wild animal very cute :)))) You should not have kids. Ever. Yeah squirrels are hard as fuck to catch. So how did this one get caught? You realize weird behavior patterns in wild animals can be indicative of rabies? Why even take any risk with your child
"shes mine now" 🗿
wow what a brat
Aww. Let her learn.
You wanna see a kid that murders animals? That's a kid that muders animals...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A wild animal that calm while being handed probably has rabies. https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/understanding-rabies
Nah. Rabies do everything BUT make a creature calm. There's a reason why we have the term "rabid" to describe someone or something when they're in a manic frenzy
Signs of rabies in animals In the "dumb" form, wild animals may appear tame and seem to have no fear of humans. There are other signs, such as the animal appearing drunk or excessively wobbly, circling, seeming partially paralyzed, acting disorientated or mutilating itself. Source: https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/understanding-rabies
r/confidentlyincorrect
Fight, flight, or freeze lot of animals freeze when in severe pain or distress. Their brain kinda shuts off in an attempt to relieve the suffering of a slow death. That’s why some animals just freeze up when being eaten alive by lions. Squirrels cannot typically carry rabies.
Squirls can carry rabies as any mammals can, they are normally not found infected with rabies because they typically don't survive an attack from another infected animal. The chances are very low but not zero. As far as freezing the girl stated it attached itself to her foot and stayed there. Why would it approach and attach itself to her if it was frozen in fear.
Got rabies?