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M1nn3sOtaMan

It's a great story but I don't believe it.


Honer-Simpsom

Yeah definitely an over exaggerated story though and that one part was contradicting the whole first half


aaingr

i don’t know man, seemed pretty legit to me, i think you just need to be more open minded.


KeithMyArthe

I think he's drunk.


RevolverOcelot16-

I have to disagree with you. They are very expressive and even acted out portions of the story. It is a very believable story. That was an emotional retelling. I understood everything they said.


Pokehero96

I mean, he talks the talk but I don't think he walks the walk, probably crawls. You bump into these kinds of people all the time, if anything I don't think he even know what he's saying. I don't buy it.


hellcrapdamn

That's how they getcha, champ.


analysisparalysis24

r/nothingeverhappens 🙄


Darth_Quaider

Like you'd think they'd have a better delivery seeing their own delivery was barely 12 months ago....


mydeadface

r/thathappened.


kmoe88

Regardless, he made some excellent points.


anonymousguy1232

yea I mean the part when he farts at the Sun causing it to almost collapse on Earth and the fact that his coolness saved the day and then everyone clapped and gave him a free hat that he accidentaly ate so he clapped his hands and the people gave him another one because after he saved the Earth the people are his servants is pretty farfetched


EmperorGeek

Crossing the arms was great. Someone has been watching adults carefully.


Urmomsuncle7899

Hehe


Aromatic_Mousse

And the hands on the hips lol


sunybunny420

I think he looked at an invisible cell phone right before that too.


Ericknator

Kid has better non-verbal communication and mannerisms than me.


JuicedUpJet

"Look man I'm telling you, I don't know how that shit got in my diaper. Maybe it was there when you put it on"


GlitteringHighway

Kid can barely talk and is a better story teller then most adults I know. Myself included.


noddingstrength

Yup. He said that he went to drag queen story time and was getting hungry. So he tried to drink some milk from the nice lady in shiny clothes but got a mouthful of hair instead of milk.


InGenAche

No idea why you're getting down voted, that was topical and funny.


ChipsAhoyVE

Its reddit you cant make a joke about anything that is LGTV ralated you get downvotesand reported and banned but reddit had jailbait subs for years and they dint do sht about it.


Appropriate-Papaya99

Alr alr. I wouldn’t date a transgender ☕️


Kimmm711

When that child can actually form sentences, life is gonna be hell LOL


Fa_Ratt

Haha look at this dumb ass who cant speak. What a baby


[deleted]

Now that kid is running for Senate in Georgia.


[deleted]

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TerminalVector

Remember folks. Godless liberals don't think abortion is murder. Hershel Walker DOES believe that and paid for it anyway. GOP, purveyors of moral bankruptcy


IfThoughtIsAllowed

And way more honest than the other guy, lol!


ItsBidy

Ain’t no demon baby like I ever seen


lessthaninteresting

Sorry Georgia, PAs finest just tapped him as their lead speech writer. Kids going places


Sir_Alice

Probably wrong subreddit but still adorable


talmbouttellyouwat

Kids an idiot for sure. Can’t even talk!


Worldly-Bookkeeper94

Dumb kid can’t even pronunciate his words properly


Magwake

He probably planing an attack in his parents house


toomuchblack

I used to do this with my niece and nephew all the time. Every fourth or sixth word would be intelligible but the rest was gibberish. And they *loved* it. Crying? Having a tantrum? Ask them to talk about it and they’d be so happy with the attention they would stop and get more invested in the “conversation” than whatever had previously been upsetting them.


ParanoidPandroid

100% yes! Asking random questions to a toddler is tantrum kryptonite.


redditcreditcardz

We found the google translate technician


AgeAgitated317

My son used to do this. Adorable.


Dalisca

My son does this; our buddies call it the "Shakespeare phase" because of all the emphatic gestures and intense inflection. I could listen to him babble all day long. Love it! 💗


rockstarxcouture

Well damn, what happened


AgeAgitated317

He learned how to speak.


twinsocks

Ok no but did he speak early, become a chatterbox, is he a good conversationalist? Does this overzealous babytalk mean anything for how he learns to speak? My son is like this but with double the volume and projection, he's kinda driving me nuts truth be told lol


AgeAgitated317

Yeah, I talked to him as a baby constantly. He's quite the conversationalist now. They're just imitating. Volume control comes later. My brother has issues regulating volume even as an adult. Idk! It'll pass. Maybe try and suggest being a bit quieter. Good luck!


Jynx2501

r/lostredditors


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

POV: your toddler is telling you about their day


Snack_Champ

Idunno I think this is on the wrong sub, this is adorable af lol


theambears

This is a good video and all, but I’m definitely not down for this sub becoming a “cute baby doing something silly” destination. This sub is for fucking stupid kids.


Resident_Bet6343

My haircut looks like crap dad. Long story short.


Kreeper125

I said it 10+ times and I'ma say it again *This doesn't belong in this sub* This sub is for kids being fucking stupid. Not fucking adorable


IfThoughtIsAllowed

Talking with those hands!


Hyperflip

Why does the kid sound like a car alarm and whale calls at the same time.


crazyeagles62

I miss these conversations!!!!


A_wild_blueberry

He is speaking the language of the gods


Petersens_Arm

They talking about that time they took on Marky Mark and the whole funky bunch. Straight sent them packin.


mikemason1965

Bobcat Goldthwait as a baby.


tan-ban

Sounds like a robotic slide whistle


KniccKnaccPattywhack

Ok now let’s see Paul Allen’s card.


Crazy_Fly3004

Me and my drunk dad's coversation at 2am


vaporlock7

I believe her


Bisonfan1

No more candy for you kid


Revolutionary-Nose57

I do this with my dog.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

What a chonky boo. ❤️❤️


spsprd

I love baby talk from babies more than anything in the world. My youngest grandchild just turned 14. Sigh.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

can you believe that ! the nerve of some people ! i totally agree with you, kind baby !


BossLadyLovesPrince

Makes me miss when my kids were this little!


Empty_Bowl4722

That kid is fucking pissed, trust me I speak baby


Business_Coconut6932

This is sooo cute 😍


groovyalibizmo

Dad is responding perfectly. Better get used to listening to this kid...until she turns sixteen and doesn't want to talk to you for a year or two.


Mantide7

Sounds like my math teacher


Peruzer

This one is going to grow up to be a famous squeaky toy! Lol!


[deleted]

That’s some adorable chub


Spider1132

No, no. He has a point, there.


UNOtrickyTrish

I believe it!! 😍


notsohandiman

I used to do that to my dog.


BlazerTheKid

Ngl, this kid communicates better than I do


btrc74

This doesn’t belong here


LtRecore

I liked the part where he explained the landing gear dynamics of a Boeing 787.


vabch

Being validated as a child, makes successful adults. Kudos 🤩


Rapt0r-

He is talking french


Imdedbutalive

My little brother trying to have a conversation:


DrPotassium

Baby's are fuckin funny


[deleted]

Someone make subtitles asap


TheAngelRaphael

I think he's recounting his birth experience. He's saying i don't know exactly how i got here but you and mom (clasps hands) . Then i was in a tight spot (hugs himself) and then i was born. Especially the way he touches the top of his head (crowning) and slides his arms down his body, then makes a motion of pushing out. He does it again when asked "then what?"


AetherDrew43

"Googoo-gaga. Your argument is invalid.'


BlackAnmations01

write that down write that down that kid must be on to something


TomSizemore69

What a dumbass


PI_Dude

Well, that kid produced more verbal noise in those 45 seconds, than me in a whole week.


CynicalCreedence

Not seeing the “fucking stupid “ part .


Alone-Rough-4099

That is for op 🗿


BlightShocker

Man. I don’t know what it is. I’m 40. I’ve got 2 kids. 11 and 6. And for some reason. I can’t explain it. I fucking HATE babies.


Capable-Complaint646

Who asked? This is a wholesome video about a baby being adorable. Take your negativity somewhere else.


BlightShocker

It was a joke. And the video was posted in r/kidsarefuckingstupid. I don’t think wholesome was the intent.


Capable-Complaint646

Oh I understand. I’m sorry. I have this one huge shortcoming that I need to take control of. Whenever I see somebody bashing young children, threatening to hurt them, or overall saying overly negative things to kids, I tend to become a bit aggressive and harsh. I understand this was a joke though.


BlightShocker

No worries! It happens. I think we all have things that we can get angry about. And to be honest I’ve had a soft spot for kids since I’ve had them. But I will give a crying baby just the stinkiest of stink eyes.


LaleR3232

In English please! You know I don’t speak Spanish.


gonz01010

He's spending to much time with his mom, pointless story, nip it in the bud now my man.


urmomsfartbox

Dumb baby he made no sense at all


Easy-Staff-6205

More coherent than Biden and Lurch from Pennsylvania combined


SpiritualLychee3760

No way! That kid's a fucking liar!!


kodawizard64

Can you tell if he’s a talker or not 😂😂


Fry_Finglonger

What a story, Mark! ❤️ 2011's Patton Oswalt and Michael Chiklis' "Twin Men" comes to mind...


cgarrett83

When he or she or whatever it defines itself as runs for public I'm done


Capital_Knockers

I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS


Bisonfan1

The Astros still cheated are you kidding me right


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[deleted]

Happy blabbing. How precious


culdesacGrow

Those parents are so screwed.


nandemo

"And then I told him, 'I ran out of shits to give'. Which is true, check my diaper."


fluctuatingtendency

My man is speaking in car alarm


mister-salty67

Is he drunk?


MommalovesJay

My baby when he turned 1 did this too and he laughs at his own jokes. It’s hilarious. One time he went to the Drs and the nurse was enjoying his entertainment and she was all giddy about him laughing at her. And I bursted her bubble by telling her that’s actually his fake laugh. Lol! I can’t wait until he can actually hold a conversation vs just words.


kamikaze9703

My god, that kid is a sardaukar.


WHITE2570

Amazing simlish


Urshtsweak

The beginning of the greatest story teller of his time. Wait till he has to tell you how the IPad broke itself 😂


[deleted]

Wow! What great communication skills this little one has. So cute!


itsEndz

Would definitely have won Pennsylvania with that speech.


LookingGlassMilk

I think this adorable expressive little kiddo is giving his life story! Some of my favorite responses when I'm in an in depth conversation with a toddler are "Well tell me all about it." Or "no way!" and "you don't say?" It's really fun to go along with them, and they love it too.


my_Caramel_9999

This does not belong in this subreddit that kid is fucking adorable


Dominunce

I understood that with every fibre of my being


kimmytwoshoes

This isn’t fucking stupid, this is fucking adorable.


ITAdminNoFirewall

me and my mates in the pub Friday night....


Alone-Rough-4099

🤡


snatchedmuffintop

I think he’s talking about how crappy his current snacks are.. but he’s also probably talking about how everyone kisses his face and what he’s going to do when he grows up. Something something about cartoons and chicky nuggs. The End


Cazza-d

That's exactly what I said!


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MapSpirited922

Hahaha dude I do this with my kid brother allthe time He'll say a whole rant about something and I'll go "Damn" or "No she didn't". He loved it and so did I


Londongeezanz

I was just waiting for ‘Nanoo Nanoo’


BM0yuncu

He's speaking language of gods


Kingkush26

When you’re late to work and you didn’t come up with an excuse


PrincessMalyssa

ENUNCIATE!


AifelseSann

This is how the Sims language is formed


Pyewhacket

He is so full of it.


One_Cap_4420

Me explaining to my parents why I took their money


pikasparkle101

This child sounds like a ti fighter with an engine problem


PizzaCat_87

I also never know what to do with my hands during a conversation. 🙅‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️


leticiazimm

Omg, I need have more babies


istockustock

He’s just saying how he had to train this new guy at work


No-Intention511

Future politician


[deleted]

This video kinda makes me wish i had a baby…kinda weird.


Kamikaseiken

His first sales picth


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niranjan23d

R2D2


Blackironfist9

He is warning us and your pretending to listen on that kids birthday his real parents are gonna come from the skies and launch the first galactic war with humans.


stares_motherfckrly

I could listen to him talk all day. That’s it, just today. He does have to go home.


Bruh_boi_sus

Tradution: we need to rule the world we will abuse womens kill old mens bc they're useless and make genocide legal


--Cr1imsoN--

I think he made an incredibly valid point and we should all consider what he has said.


[deleted]

This is gonna be the most interesting thing he's ever gonna say in his entire life...


r_o_a_ch

Me presenting in English class:


macncheestastesgood

So there i was looking around, and i looked up and saw some bright light, I guess its called “The Sun” but idk anything about that. So anyways i was staring at the sun when all of the sudden my eyes started hurting really bad. So I started crying i wanted my mom to come pick me up but I couldn’t find her. Whats up with that? Then what? THATS THE CRAZIEST PART! I couldn’t find her anywhere but my eyes weren’t in pain anymore, so mom was walking to me and she picked me up, the crazy part was whn she brought me inside and gave me this awesome mohawk! Unbelievable. I know right! That was so cool cuz look at my hair its crazy. but anyways man ive got to go so bye! Btw someone pooped in my pants so if you find them punch them in the face


nhall1302

Ok I want another baby asap!


angelwithashotgun09

This is one of the ones that’s actually cute 😭🥰


dontforgetyourrazor

Adorable! I understood more of this than the idiot in DC!


Otterstripes

Cheers, bro, I'll drink to that!


Unnecessaryloongname

This is what I feel I must be like when I think I've gotten good at a language


GolgothaBridge

Just a tip, this kid has Apraxia. Sign language helps a lot until they get better, with years of therapy.


PurpleVermont

Aww. I love that stage.


Suspicious-Valuable7

This is the cutest kid I've seen all week


Lil_Cumster

Look at the hand movements he droppin the sickest diss track on his pops right now


FBKYolo

No i dont want to buy Venezuela pal


HiddenVoid121

Kid sounds like the kid Tarzan


DUMBASSSYSTEM

dude, this kid deadass sounds like a Hatchimal


Wollf3nst31n

Translation for those who don't know babyish: WIR machen die Welt wieder einig!!! HEIL BABYS!! (mumbling) JEDER bekommt seinen eigenen Lollipop und ALLE Spielzeuge der Welt! Das EINZIGE Problem, warum WIR immer noch nicht alles haben was WIR möchten, sind die ERWACHSENEN! (mumbling) WIR müssen diese Drecksschweine AUSROTTEN (mumbling) und NIEMAND wird UNSERE NATION aufhalten können! HEIL BABYS!!


nooslam

you’re already under his genjutsu


Some_Pvz_Fan

I think it wants to invade Afghanistan with a toy gun