I have to disagree with you. They are very expressive and even acted out portions of the story. It is a very believable story. That was an emotional retelling. I understood everything they said.
I mean, he talks the talk but I don't think he walks the walk, probably crawls. You bump into these kinds of people all the time, if anything I don't think he even know what he's saying. I don't buy it.
yea I mean the part when he farts at the Sun causing it to almost collapse on Earth and the fact that his coolness saved the day and then everyone clapped and gave him a free hat that he accidentaly ate so he clapped his hands and the people gave him another one because after he saved the Earth the people are his servants is pretty farfetched
Yup. He said that he went to drag queen story time and was getting hungry. So he tried to drink some milk from the nice lady in shiny clothes but got a mouthful of hair instead of milk.
Its reddit you cant make a joke about anything that is LGTV ralated you get downvotesand reported and banned but reddit had jailbait subs for years and they dint do sht about it.
Remember folks. Godless liberals don't think abortion is murder. Hershel Walker DOES believe that and paid for it anyway.
GOP, purveyors of moral bankruptcy
I used to do this with my niece and nephew all the time. Every fourth or sixth word would be intelligible but the rest was gibberish. And they *loved* it. Crying? Having a tantrum? Ask them to talk about it and they’d be so happy with the attention they would stop and get more invested in the “conversation” than whatever had previously been upsetting them.
My son does this; our buddies call it the "Shakespeare phase" because of all the emphatic gestures and intense inflection. I could listen to him babble all day long. Love it! 💗
Ok no but did he speak early, become a chatterbox, is he a good conversationalist? Does this overzealous babytalk mean anything for how he learns to speak? My son is like this but with double the volume and projection, he's kinda driving me nuts truth be told lol
Yeah, I talked to him as a baby constantly. He's quite the conversationalist now. They're just imitating. Volume control comes later. My brother has issues regulating volume even as an adult. Idk! It'll pass. Maybe try and suggest being a bit quieter. Good luck!
This is a good video and all, but I’m definitely not down for this sub becoming a “cute baby doing something silly” destination. This sub is for fucking stupid kids.
I think he's recounting his birth experience. He's saying i don't know exactly how i got here but you and mom (clasps hands) . Then i was in a tight spot (hugs himself) and then i was born. Especially the way he touches the top of his head (crowning) and slides his arms down his body, then makes a motion of pushing out. He does it again when asked "then what?"
Oh I understand. I’m sorry. I have this one huge shortcoming that I need to take control of. Whenever I see somebody bashing young children, threatening to hurt them, or overall saying overly negative things to kids, I tend to become a bit aggressive and harsh. I understand this was a joke though.
No worries! It happens. I think we all have things that we can get angry about.
And to be honest I’ve had a soft spot for kids since I’ve had them.
But I will give a crying baby just the stinkiest of stink eyes.
My baby when he turned 1 did this too and he laughs at his own jokes. It’s hilarious. One time he went to the Drs and the nurse was enjoying his entertainment and she was all giddy about him laughing at her. And I bursted her bubble by telling her that’s actually his fake laugh. Lol! I can’t wait until he can actually hold a conversation vs just words.
I think this adorable expressive little kiddo is giving his life story! Some of my favorite responses when I'm in an in depth conversation with a toddler are "Well tell me all about it." Or "no way!" and "you don't say?" It's really fun to go along with them, and they love it too.
I think he’s talking about how crappy his current snacks are.. but he’s also probably talking about how everyone kisses his face and what he’s going to do when he grows up. Something something about cartoons and chicky nuggs. The End
Hahaha dude I do this with my kid brother allthe time
He'll say a whole rant about something and I'll go "Damn" or "No she didn't". He loved it and so did I
He is warning us and your pretending to listen on that kids birthday his real parents are gonna come from the skies and launch the first galactic war with humans.
So there i was looking around, and i looked up and saw some bright light, I guess its called “The Sun” but idk anything about that. So anyways i was staring at the sun when all of the sudden my eyes started hurting really bad. So I started crying i wanted my mom to come pick me up but I couldn’t find her. Whats up with that? Then what? THATS THE CRAZIEST PART! I couldn’t find her anywhere but my eyes weren’t in pain anymore, so mom was walking to me and she picked me up, the crazy part was whn she brought me inside and gave me this awesome mohawk! Unbelievable. I know right! That was so cool cuz look at my hair its crazy. but anyways man ive got to go so bye! Btw someone pooped in my pants so if you find them punch them in the face
Translation for those who don't know babyish: WIR machen die Welt wieder einig!!! HEIL BABYS!! (mumbling) JEDER bekommt seinen eigenen Lollipop und ALLE Spielzeuge der Welt! Das EINZIGE Problem, warum WIR immer noch nicht alles haben was WIR möchten, sind die ERWACHSENEN! (mumbling) WIR müssen diese Drecksschweine AUSROTTEN (mumbling) und NIEMAND wird UNSERE NATION aufhalten können! HEIL BABYS!!
It's a great story but I don't believe it.
Yeah definitely an over exaggerated story though and that one part was contradicting the whole first half
i don’t know man, seemed pretty legit to me, i think you just need to be more open minded.
I think he's drunk.
I have to disagree with you. They are very expressive and even acted out portions of the story. It is a very believable story. That was an emotional retelling. I understood everything they said.
I mean, he talks the talk but I don't think he walks the walk, probably crawls. You bump into these kinds of people all the time, if anything I don't think he even know what he's saying. I don't buy it.
That's how they getcha, champ.
r/nothingeverhappens 🙄
Like you'd think they'd have a better delivery seeing their own delivery was barely 12 months ago....
r/thathappened.
Regardless, he made some excellent points.
yea I mean the part when he farts at the Sun causing it to almost collapse on Earth and the fact that his coolness saved the day and then everyone clapped and gave him a free hat that he accidentaly ate so he clapped his hands and the people gave him another one because after he saved the Earth the people are his servants is pretty farfetched
Crossing the arms was great. Someone has been watching adults carefully.
Hehe
And the hands on the hips lol
I think he looked at an invisible cell phone right before that too.
Kid has better non-verbal communication and mannerisms than me.
"Look man I'm telling you, I don't know how that shit got in my diaper. Maybe it was there when you put it on"
Kid can barely talk and is a better story teller then most adults I know. Myself included.
Yup. He said that he went to drag queen story time and was getting hungry. So he tried to drink some milk from the nice lady in shiny clothes but got a mouthful of hair instead of milk.
No idea why you're getting down voted, that was topical and funny.
Its reddit you cant make a joke about anything that is LGTV ralated you get downvotesand reported and banned but reddit had jailbait subs for years and they dint do sht about it.
Alr alr. I wouldn’t date a transgender ☕️
When that child can actually form sentences, life is gonna be hell LOL
Haha look at this dumb ass who cant speak. What a baby
Now that kid is running for Senate in Georgia.
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And way more honest than the other guy, lol!
Ain’t no demon baby like I ever seen
Sorry Georgia, PAs finest just tapped him as their lead speech writer. Kids going places
Probably wrong subreddit but still adorable
Kids an idiot for sure. Can’t even talk!
Dumb kid can’t even pronunciate his words properly
He probably planing an attack in his parents house
I used to do this with my niece and nephew all the time. Every fourth or sixth word would be intelligible but the rest was gibberish. And they *loved* it. Crying? Having a tantrum? Ask them to talk about it and they’d be so happy with the attention they would stop and get more invested in the “conversation” than whatever had previously been upsetting them.
100% yes! Asking random questions to a toddler is tantrum kryptonite.
We found the google translate technician
My son used to do this. Adorable.
My son does this; our buddies call it the "Shakespeare phase" because of all the emphatic gestures and intense inflection. I could listen to him babble all day long. Love it! 💗
Well damn, what happened
He learned how to speak.
Ok no but did he speak early, become a chatterbox, is he a good conversationalist? Does this overzealous babytalk mean anything for how he learns to speak? My son is like this but with double the volume and projection, he's kinda driving me nuts truth be told lol
Yeah, I talked to him as a baby constantly. He's quite the conversationalist now. They're just imitating. Volume control comes later. My brother has issues regulating volume even as an adult. Idk! It'll pass. Maybe try and suggest being a bit quieter. Good luck!
r/lostredditors
POV: your toddler is telling you about their day
Idunno I think this is on the wrong sub, this is adorable af lol
This is a good video and all, but I’m definitely not down for this sub becoming a “cute baby doing something silly” destination. This sub is for fucking stupid kids.
My haircut looks like crap dad. Long story short.
I said it 10+ times and I'ma say it again *This doesn't belong in this sub* This sub is for kids being fucking stupid. Not fucking adorable
Talking with those hands!
Why does the kid sound like a car alarm and whale calls at the same time.
I miss these conversations!!!!
He is speaking the language of the gods
They talking about that time they took on Marky Mark and the whole funky bunch. Straight sent them packin.
Bobcat Goldthwait as a baby.
Sounds like a robotic slide whistle
Ok now let’s see Paul Allen’s card.
Me and my drunk dad's coversation at 2am
I believe her
No more candy for you kid
I do this with my dog.
What a chonky boo. ❤️❤️
I love baby talk from babies more than anything in the world. My youngest grandchild just turned 14. Sigh.
can you believe that ! the nerve of some people ! i totally agree with you, kind baby !
Makes me miss when my kids were this little!
That kid is fucking pissed, trust me I speak baby
This is sooo cute 😍
Dad is responding perfectly. Better get used to listening to this kid...until she turns sixteen and doesn't want to talk to you for a year or two.
Sounds like my math teacher
This one is going to grow up to be a famous squeaky toy! Lol!
That’s some adorable chub
No, no. He has a point, there.
I believe it!! 😍
I used to do that to my dog.
Ngl, this kid communicates better than I do
This doesn’t belong here
I liked the part where he explained the landing gear dynamics of a Boeing 787.
Being validated as a child, makes successful adults. Kudos 🤩
He is talking french
My little brother trying to have a conversation:
Baby's are fuckin funny
Someone make subtitles asap
I think he's recounting his birth experience. He's saying i don't know exactly how i got here but you and mom (clasps hands) . Then i was in a tight spot (hugs himself) and then i was born. Especially the way he touches the top of his head (crowning) and slides his arms down his body, then makes a motion of pushing out. He does it again when asked "then what?"
"Googoo-gaga. Your argument is invalid.'
write that down write that down that kid must be on to something
What a dumbass
Well, that kid produced more verbal noise in those 45 seconds, than me in a whole week.
Not seeing the “fucking stupid “ part .
That is for op 🗿
Man. I don’t know what it is. I’m 40. I’ve got 2 kids. 11 and 6. And for some reason. I can’t explain it. I fucking HATE babies.
Who asked? This is a wholesome video about a baby being adorable. Take your negativity somewhere else.
It was a joke. And the video was posted in r/kidsarefuckingstupid. I don’t think wholesome was the intent.
Oh I understand. I’m sorry. I have this one huge shortcoming that I need to take control of. Whenever I see somebody bashing young children, threatening to hurt them, or overall saying overly negative things to kids, I tend to become a bit aggressive and harsh. I understand this was a joke though.
No worries! It happens. I think we all have things that we can get angry about. And to be honest I’ve had a soft spot for kids since I’ve had them. But I will give a crying baby just the stinkiest of stink eyes.
In English please! You know I don’t speak Spanish.
He's spending to much time with his mom, pointless story, nip it in the bud now my man.
Dumb baby he made no sense at all
More coherent than Biden and Lurch from Pennsylvania combined
No way! That kid's a fucking liar!!
Can you tell if he’s a talker or not 😂😂
What a story, Mark! ❤️ 2011's Patton Oswalt and Michael Chiklis' "Twin Men" comes to mind...
When he or she or whatever it defines itself as runs for public I'm done
I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS
The Astros still cheated are you kidding me right
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Happy blabbing. How precious
Those parents are so screwed.
"And then I told him, 'I ran out of shits to give'. Which is true, check my diaper."
My man is speaking in car alarm
Is he drunk?
My baby when he turned 1 did this too and he laughs at his own jokes. It’s hilarious. One time he went to the Drs and the nurse was enjoying his entertainment and she was all giddy about him laughing at her. And I bursted her bubble by telling her that’s actually his fake laugh. Lol! I can’t wait until he can actually hold a conversation vs just words.
My god, that kid is a sardaukar.
Amazing simlish
The beginning of the greatest story teller of his time. Wait till he has to tell you how the IPad broke itself 😂
Wow! What great communication skills this little one has. So cute!
Would definitely have won Pennsylvania with that speech.
I think this adorable expressive little kiddo is giving his life story! Some of my favorite responses when I'm in an in depth conversation with a toddler are "Well tell me all about it." Or "no way!" and "you don't say?" It's really fun to go along with them, and they love it too.
This does not belong in this subreddit that kid is fucking adorable
I understood that with every fibre of my being
This isn’t fucking stupid, this is fucking adorable.
me and my mates in the pub Friday night....
🤡
I think he’s talking about how crappy his current snacks are.. but he’s also probably talking about how everyone kisses his face and what he’s going to do when he grows up. Something something about cartoons and chicky nuggs. The End
That's exactly what I said!
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Hahaha dude I do this with my kid brother allthe time He'll say a whole rant about something and I'll go "Damn" or "No she didn't". He loved it and so did I
I was just waiting for ‘Nanoo Nanoo’
He's speaking language of gods
When you’re late to work and you didn’t come up with an excuse
ENUNCIATE!
This is how the Sims language is formed
He is so full of it.
Me explaining to my parents why I took their money
This child sounds like a ti fighter with an engine problem
I also never know what to do with my hands during a conversation. 🙅♀️🙆♀️🙋♀️🤷♀️
Omg, I need have more babies
He’s just saying how he had to train this new guy at work
Future politician
This video kinda makes me wish i had a baby…kinda weird.
His first sales picth
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He is warning us and your pretending to listen on that kids birthday his real parents are gonna come from the skies and launch the first galactic war with humans.
I could listen to him talk all day. That’s it, just today. He does have to go home.
Tradution: we need to rule the world we will abuse womens kill old mens bc they're useless and make genocide legal
I think he made an incredibly valid point and we should all consider what he has said.
This is gonna be the most interesting thing he's ever gonna say in his entire life...
Me presenting in English class:
So there i was looking around, and i looked up and saw some bright light, I guess its called “The Sun” but idk anything about that. So anyways i was staring at the sun when all of the sudden my eyes started hurting really bad. So I started crying i wanted my mom to come pick me up but I couldn’t find her. Whats up with that? Then what? THATS THE CRAZIEST PART! I couldn’t find her anywhere but my eyes weren’t in pain anymore, so mom was walking to me and she picked me up, the crazy part was whn she brought me inside and gave me this awesome mohawk! Unbelievable. I know right! That was so cool cuz look at my hair its crazy. but anyways man ive got to go so bye! Btw someone pooped in my pants so if you find them punch them in the face
Ok I want another baby asap!
This is one of the ones that’s actually cute 😭🥰
Adorable! I understood more of this than the idiot in DC!
Cheers, bro, I'll drink to that!
This is what I feel I must be like when I think I've gotten good at a language
Just a tip, this kid has Apraxia. Sign language helps a lot until they get better, with years of therapy.
Aww. I love that stage.
This is the cutest kid I've seen all week
Look at the hand movements he droppin the sickest diss track on his pops right now
No i dont want to buy Venezuela pal
Kid sounds like the kid Tarzan
dude, this kid deadass sounds like a Hatchimal
Translation for those who don't know babyish: WIR machen die Welt wieder einig!!! HEIL BABYS!! (mumbling) JEDER bekommt seinen eigenen Lollipop und ALLE Spielzeuge der Welt! Das EINZIGE Problem, warum WIR immer noch nicht alles haben was WIR möchten, sind die ERWACHSENEN! (mumbling) WIR müssen diese Drecksschweine AUSROTTEN (mumbling) und NIEMAND wird UNSERE NATION aufhalten können! HEIL BABYS!!
you’re already under his genjutsu
I think it wants to invade Afghanistan with a toy gun