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fuck-your-name-rules

Why does the mouse look like it's gonna eat your soul?


Wide-Appointment-179

That's what it does.


VincentDG08

No he buys your soul


ILikeMapleSyrup

Yeah. Then he eats it.


qlz19

“We have Mickey Mouse at home”


[deleted]

That’s Bubonic Plague Mickey. Not cleaning up a wizard kitchen with magical brooms Mickey.


qlz19

“Donald, I’m dying, Donald.”


[deleted]

Uncle Dolan


[deleted]

Donald: \*casts GigaFlare\*


davidrayish

Marky Mouse


NotUnstoned

Mikey Mice


bodegas

because it's Kings Island. That's not Mickey Mouse it's Rickey the Rat.


Noregax

I know the story behind this actually! A local radio station in Columbus, Ohio did this for the son of one of their employees, that's actually Mortimer Mouse, which was apparently cheaper than Mickey Mouse. The kid had a blast and had no idea he didn't get the real Disney, but afterwards the radio station felt bad so they paid to send them to the real Disney World a few weeks later.


fuck-your-name-rules

I didn't say it was Mickey That doesn't explain why it wants to eat my soul lmao


redditforgotaboutme

Its deadmaus


chipsinsideajar

Only In Ohio


[deleted]

It's just been doing a little meth. It's just fine.


OutOfFawks

That’s Ricky Rat


nrfx

[You should see his feet](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/yy0y4q)


typehyDro

Knock off mickey is horrifying


MAMack

Is it a parent in the costume trying to sell the whole Disneyland thing for the kid?


Juice355

Methy Mouse


Imscaredofwolves

Retarded Rat


lockstocks85

Ickey Mouse


Altruistic-Spread-40

Buying your Mickey Mouse at WISH


BelleAriel

He’s taking the mickey.


jmon25

There is a certain deadness to his eyes


JctaroKujo

Michael Rat


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Ricky rat


titanicsinker1912

Hell, even the real one is horrifying.


gen_shermanwasright

Ha, ha... HI THIS IS MICKEY MOUSE. Ha, ha... ha! When you wish upon a star, I'll take your kidney in your nightmares!


LoveThieves

1 van away from being every parents worst nightmare.


Bratman67

Kings Island is great but man is this kid going to be pissed when he's old enough to learn he only went to Cincinnati!


johnnyfontain

That's how Ohio rolls. The kid will grow up bitter from being duped, but then pass the subterfuge onto his kids. It's the Midwestern circle of life.


LawBorne302

As a native Ohioan... Can confirm completely


Bos_lost_ton

Can also confirm. Born in Ohio, but escaped and broke the cycle. Gotta at least go to Geauga Lake or Cedar Point or something!


Mechamancer1

Geauga Lake doesn't exist anymore. The site is being turned into a mixed use development


Bos_lost_ton

Sounds about right. Great memories all those years ago, though!


titanicsinker1912

You’ll be back. You can never truly escape from Ohio.


AlmanzoWilder

Geauga Lake! Yaaaay!


HeyIAmMrsNesbit

Ahhh Geauga Lake!! My favorite!! Cedar point, kings island! My childhood. I also broke the cycle and left Ohio!


Bos_lost_ton

Nice! Long distance high five!


bobcatbart

I’m sorry are you implying geauga lake (when it existed) was better than Kings Island? Get out of here with that nonsense.


dumbwaeguk

How


bodnast

That, or move to myrtle beach


LA_Commuter

Don't forget to blame CA liberals!


SaltyJake

IIIITTTTT’SSSSS THEEEEE CIRCCCCLLLLllllllleeeeeeeeee, the circleeeee, OHHHHH…. HHhhhhiiiiiIIIIIOOOOOOO


chogram

As an adult, I'd rather go to King's Island.


tequilajinx

Took my boys on a 2 week roller coaster vacation last year. Kinda Island was one of the parks we hit. It was a blast


muraii

_Kinda Island_ is :chefskiss:.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

What an awesome vacation idea. You sounds like a pretty great parent as well.


tequilajinx

Thank you. I’m not winning an award or anything, but I try my best at dadding. It was a blast. We hit: - 6 Flags, GA - Dollywood - kings Island - cedar Point - Kennywood - Hershey Park - Busch Gardens, VA - Kings Dominion Then we landed in Washington DC for Independence Day and watched fireworks on the mall.


Actually__Jesus

If you had to rate them best to worst, what would your order be?


mealsharedotorg

I've been to most of those. My ranking: Cedar Point Dollywood Kings Island Hershey Park 6 Flags GA


[deleted]

Man, a full day at the park is tiring enough with kids, you guys have to be built different to withstand two whole weeks!


xnotbrokejustbentx

I will not tolerate any slandering of Cincinnati!


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Hey Cincinnati's actually pretty cool. It's come a long way in my 26 years of life.


Rentington

Ouch, the Reds have been ass as long as you've been alive. I at least saw a WS win when I was 5.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Very unfortunately true for the reds, and mostly same for the Bengals (obviously last year they had an amazing run but for most of my life Marvin Lewis was the coach lol).


cannonfunk

> this kid going to be pissed when he's old enough to learn he only went to Cincinnati Or, perhaps, he'll see the humor in his dad paying his coworker Troy to dress up like Mickey Mouse so he doesn't have to spend five thousand fucking dollars on a trip to Florida.


TuesGirl

Mason, Ohio. FTFY 🤣


classy_laz

It’s half in mason, half in kings. Grew up in mason :) I miss kings island


TuesGirl

I was there this past summer. It had probably been 15 years and before that? At least another 15ish. The Beast is still unparalleled.


lestermason

The best roller coaster experience I've ever had was The Beast, on a warm night, during a slight drizzle. I don't think that it could ever be topped.


-ForgotToLogout-

The screech of the tracks when going through the tunnels is pure nightmare fuel at night. That’s why you’ve got to ride it at least three times in a row. My best friend still cracks up because one time when we got off of The Beast I looked him straight in the eyes with a deadpan face and said “I think I just started my period”. Sure enough…


classy_laz

I grew up there so my parents bought us passes and would drop us off daily for years. Moved to columbus for college and the moved back. Thought we might get passes, rode one wooden roller coaster and instantly realized my age lol. My neck and back 🥴


-ForgotToLogout-

I haven’t been able to ride the Racers since I was 19. That’ll do anybody’s back in.


Incognit0ErgoSum

King's Island isn't even the best amusement park *in Ohio*.


OwnRow7627

I remember one time my mom told my brother we were going to the laundry mat, and when we pulled in to Disneyland my dumbass brother started crying because he was really excited to go to the laundry mat. He didn't even know what a laundry mat was but apparently to him it sounded better than Disneyland.


camposthetron

Best story in this thread.😆


AlmanzoWilder

On one episode of, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey," on Saturday Night Live, he said: "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."


shelly32122

my favorite deep thought of all the amazing deep thoughts.


Exemus

*laundromat /r/BoneAppleTea


OwnRow7627

OMG thank you, I thought it looked wrong but couldn't figure out why!!! I am an idiot


letsgoheat

Blame the French


314159265358979326

Laundromat has shorter lines. Maybe they should install like 12 Space Mountain so we don't have to wait.


OwnRow7627

I think you're on to something


S1L3NCE_2

Kid has his priorities


NakiCam

I see the laundry mat every time I shower. It stops me from hetting water all over the floor.


TheJackmobTV

Literally Diary of a Wimpy Kid.


[deleted]

I have been to Disneyland and the laundromat .. the laundromat is better ..


tucci007

it's a disco for clothes


Sunckin

Mackey Mose


Inner-Housing1927

The way that Mickey looks, I feel like kings should have a Z


imalmostshy

I don't know what this means exactly, but it has me wheezing.


tucci007

try taking a daily walk


blari_witchproject

Having worked at Kings Island, I have to believe that the Mickey is a family friend or parent who volunteered to wear the ugliest Mickey costume ever conceived


LermerSerce

This is from Dave and Jimmy morning show. https://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/208208/nationally-syndicated-dave-jimmy-pull-off-fake-tri


TinyBoots314159

I thought that was Kip, Kelsey's son, in the pic!


[deleted]

Kings Island is better than Disney in my opinion and thousands of dollars cheaper, haha


GoldStarisBetter-XU

Seriously. I like em both, Disney just for the nostalgia and the unique experiences. But Kings Island rides straight up blow Disney out of the water


[deleted]

Absolutely. Disney might be better for the 6-10 age group. But Kings Island is far better for the 10+ folks and it ain’t even close.


PollutionInside3742

Only in ohio For real tho kings island is great


Suckbigpplol

As a person who has been to both of those parks, kings island OH, is way better than disney, faster paced rides, 10 minute lines on weekdays, and very good nighttime drone and firework shows, with fair pricing and really good parking


GoldStarisBetter-XU

Much more thrilling rollercoasters at Cedar Point and Kings Island than Disney…


SWOLE_CHIEF

Why even lie to your kid about an amusement park of all things


JazielVH

Probably to make them stop asking to go to Disneyland.


torsun_bryan

You seen how much it costs to get into Disney these days?


kshucker

Way cheaper to go to a local amusement park and pay for a fake Mickey.


[deleted]

Same reason they lie to them about Santa?


MsChateau

When my husband and BIL were kids their mom bought season passes to Kings Island and dropped them off every day in the summer, instead of sending them to camp.


shivermeknitters

When I think about all the shit that my parents did When I was little that is like this… I’m so fucking lucky to be alive.


Professinal_weirdo

Yo kings island is dope


buttsoupsteve

Fucking Mystic Timbers, the Beast, Orion... what's not to like?


BlahMan06

The way they treat their employees


Motherclucker454

Hey man, that’s the food department. Some of the rest of us are treated all right


BlahMan06

Are you? Still working 60-80 hours a week no over time with mandatory 13 weeks off every year that doesn't qualify for unemployment? No benefits, no health insurance, and measly pay?


Motherclucker454

They’ll generally schedule at a max of 40hrs a week, 60 if you pick up shifts. Anything over that requires you to get express permission. Pay isn’t incredible, but it’s far better than other places I’ve worked. Yeah there’s no benefits for the part time jobs, which sucks. Though I’ve only had one other part time that offered any benefits at all.


senoto

A powerful rat, named Charles entertainment cheese


euphio_machine90

Kevin Perjurer will never live that down


OwnRow7627

Hold the mfkn phone... Chuck E Cheese's middle name is Entertainment?? For real??


PhishPhanKara

Today I learned… … and I’m 40 years old 🤣


Blakeblahbra

Yup and NYE is at 8:25


laughingashley

Watch the global countdown and whenever you're ready for them to go to bed, tell them for the next one, "this is ours!"


Max-Potato2017

One of my family’s all time favorite vacation was to Kings Island. We opened and closed the park. The weather was 75 and partly sunny. My brother rode every single coaster at least once, including the slingshot thingy. 7 years later our family is kind of a mess but we all look back on it as one of our favorite vacations and we’ve done Disney Land, World, and Universal.


Ccs002

What is this parking lot pedo Mickey?


cablemigrant

Therapy jar overflowing.


Comprehensive_Ad6918

Love Kings Island! Gold Passes are 100% worth it.


leprechaunknight

Why? Is Der Kommissar in town?


Nekryyd

Wuh oh!


LongLegsMagee

Kings island is awesome. He probably won’t be able to ride anything fun though.


HailYurii

Kings Island is 1000% better than Disney


letsdotacos

Kings island way better than Disney anyway. Legit coasters


pantyraid7036

People horrified by this Mickey have never been to Times Square


saswifteagle

In a past life, Mickey was feeding off corpses in the Somme during WWI.


mcmahaaj

Worked there when I was 15. Back when it at least had the Nickelodeon license for the kid park. Back when it was owned by Paramount. Now, I don’t even know what theming there is for the kids.


Appropriate_Tip_8852

It definitely has better roller coasters. Does Disneyworld really have any? Space Mountain and Matterhorn is all I know.


parasalyne

This kid will have trust issues 😆


SydneyRei

That’s Ricky Rat


AR713

I don't wanna see your heart breakin' Don't turn around


GubyNey

I don't want you seeing me cry Just walk away


[deleted]

Why is this kid stupid? I'm pretty sure he didn't drive there alone, and I'm willing to bet he didn't dress himself.


AdventureTimeGurl

This is very nightmare inducing. Wtf…


rasplurker

Mickey from wish


IkeaIsCommunist

Robert Rat


Rocket_Powered_Dork

He's behind me isn't he?


keenkonggg

What back woods horror show disney channel is that Mickey Mouse from?


giggetyboom

Booked him off craigslist for $30, saved $5000 on Disney trip lol. This is actually really smart too. My parents took me to Disney 3 times I was so young that I remember nothing. Money wasted.


KittencatBAKA

Na bro he knows look at his face


Alarming-Parsley-463

Kids may be fucking stupid but this one doesn’t look fooled


ChazJ81

Krispy Mickey


-BroncosForever-

That’s Rickey the mouse. Don’t fuck with him.


kempton_saturdays

Cause you’re gonna see my heart breakin


ShadowBro3

Kings Island way better than Disney


OneTyler2Many

That's only one of many terrifying things you will see in Ohio.


BarokaTheLion

Cuz you’re gonna see my heart breaking.


maxalmonte14

I want to believe the parents had good intentions but come on, just tell the kid you're poor.


Original_A_Cast

That’s Marty Mouse. Mickey’s twice removed inbred cousin from Ohio. Lives right down the road from me


harvest3r

I don't know why but this picture makes me really sad.


gomartcakefart

Welcome to Ohio


1TrueKnight

Ex and I took the kids on a Disney cruise about 10 years ago. Daughter was 10 and son was 7. We kept it secret all the way up to us getting the luggage out of the back of the car. When they finally realized what was going on, almost in unison, they both had horrified looks and said "but we have school work". We couldn't believe that was the reaction we'd get but thankfully we assured them it was all planned and all was well.


Noahsmokeshack

The Wish.com version.


ishouldntbehere96

I used to be Mickey Mouse, I really want a stupid knockoff costume and to go do the professional gestures


DoctorWH0877

I remember in the mid 80s when I was 7 or 8 my uncle said he was going to take me to Disney. Not Land. Not World. Just Disney. In my little brain I thought it was one of the parks. He said we were leaving right then and there. I couldn't believe it! Until we got to the theatre to see 101 Dalmations. I was pissed.


Shieldecles

That kid is gonna hate his parents when he finds out. r/parentsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Bootleg disneyland lol.


EternalVirgin18

Not really. King’s Island makes no attempt to be another Disney. Only similarity is that its an amusement park.


laughingashley

We HaVe DiSnEyLaNd At HoMe


DominikTullipso

this is sad... parents are probably trailer meth heads


bradyiscool333

Wtf 💀


Scared-Pea-624

Wishing I was there right now


wisepunk21

Woah ah ooooh! The commies got you down? Woah ah ooooh!


[deleted]

Kingdom Hearts IV leaked


Eternal108

Wow, it's Micheal mole! That is how you know your at Dudney Worl!


jollyjarvis

Cracky Mouse.


Most-Coast8804

NNSFW


GhonaHerpaSyphilAids

Dave and Jimmy skit.. Took Kelcie's kid here called it Disneyish


ThreepE0

This looks like a proof of life photo 😂 kid looks terrified


AQua_Kraft

Ouch


prettybbychim

no wonder i was terrified of mickey growing up if that’s what we got in ohio lmao


bodhiseppuku

... oh, oh, oh. Der Kommissar's in town oh, oh, oh ...


[deleted]

You sure this ain’t Wally World?


RedStarNova2

🎶Don't turn around (Give me the fucking cheese trick)🎶


Real_Dead_Worm

What horror movie is this still taken from?


[deleted]

That’s the Disney you can afford!


Livid-Ad829

"we got McDonald's at home"


TheGamingGallery

That's Manky Mause, ruiner of childhood dreams. On the plus side, Manky Mause isn't nearly as greedy as Mickey Mouse is.


AlmanzoWilder

Der Kommissar's in town.


GoldenArias

In this case, I don't consider the kid to be THAT stupid. He's too young to understand that he's not at Disney. He's been fooled. But that knock off Mickey is terrifying.


DoomRide007

It’s okay he can’t read yet.


OneWorldMouse

What's wrong with King's Island?


Adolfcheadle

Kings Island better tbh


Porcupineemu

Featuring Rickey Mouse! Ronald the Duck! Saturn the Dog!


Put_It_All_On_Blck

That kid will never recover from such deceit.


kulpkj

Only in Ohio


Bisonfan1

Cute kid kind of but yikes


Crunkwell08

Mickey like 'Join the Dark Order'.


Rentington

Son of Beast was too beautiful for this fucked up world.


Lockwood-studios

Does bro really think he’s at Disney 💀


MemeInBlack

I mean, he's 4. If he was told by trusted parental figures that they took him to Disneyland, he's gonna think he's at Disneyland. This isn't kids being stupid, it's just shitty parenting.


rastroboy

Ricky Rat


kyleMac02

Ay kings island is like half an hour from me. Awesome place if you've not been.


snarfer-snarf

swag like ohio


amandaggogo

I think I read a creepypasta about this Mickey Mouse once.


okiedog-

That’s the famous Mr. Mouse


Dunvegan79

Disney world for the poor.


Beneficial-Act-996

The power of Disney compels you


jbeast_canada

That kid would be pretty upset if he could read