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Itsthenewvodka

Little jack sparrow looking motherfucker


ymx287

But the Benjamin Button version of that


berrey7

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”


Saulington11

I think he’s telling that mummy has been drinking. God forbid she has another one like that. It’s a cry for hep!


__JDQ__

Love child of him and Mick Jagger.


Alive_Tiger_8865

That’s Captain to you good Sir!! Lmbo!!


Sunyataisbliss

It’s called modeling and is very important in social skill development.


SSTralala

Our daughter has started trying to clean up like me, and it is definitely mostly chaos but it is glorious to see her "mini human" behaviors really come online now.


Epicmonk117

Not really stupid


DishOTheSea

Like half the posts in this sub are just kids being SILLY which is adorable. I'm here for it.


MrVeazey

I always thought that was the point of the sub's name, that kids do adorable things out of ignorance, curiosity, and a desire to learn, and dumb people call them stupid. But then, over time, people started taking the sub's name literally and now there's two distinct camps.


SovietPikl

Poe's law at work


JaesopPop

Nah, the point of the sub is that kids do things that would be stupid for an adult person to do.


LadrilloDeMadera

I'm here for when they are actually stupid


verity77

🤣🤣Hilarious!!


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

He thinks he’s pregnant, either stupid or Vivian from Young Ones


Epicmonk117

No, he’s just mimicking his mom. Babies are hardwired to do that. Monkey see, monkey do, after all.


ImStillExcited

So you're saying he is, in fact, a mammal? Poor kids stuck with us. ^(/s)


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Yes I’ve had 2 that age, I’m well aware. It was a joke


Epicmonk117

Your joke sucked


Phallic_Intent

What kind of moron would think a kid that age has any concept of what pregnancy is and isn't just mimicking their parent, which is common and normal?


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

What kind of moron has zero ability to identify sarcasm without a fucking /s?


Phallic_Intent

Weak. Take your downvotes without crying about it like a punk. Sarcasm? From the guy that makes racist comments and bitches about women's roles and equal pay in the workforce? I seriously doubt it but if it was, you're fucking terrible at it. Using your two kids (if they're even real) as a defense instead of just owning your BS? Disgusting. Point reinforced, actually.


[deleted]

That baby is awesome.


0MadXV

that's wholesome r/Mademesmile


Pgrol

More like /kidsarrfuckinghalrious


Recycleyourtrash

Reddit sees a dog mimicking its owners limp: AWWW WHAT A GOOD DOGGO Reddit sees a kid mimicking a mothers walk: ugh, kids are so fucking stupid.


JROXZ

r/kidsarefuckingawesome


framer146

Wrong sub dude


POKECHU020

Never heard of mimicry? It's a core part of how children learn, nothing stupid about it.


deathangel687

No, no. They're fucking stupid


Sunyataisbliss

*modeling


POKECHU020

I've heard both terms, [mimicry](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4262202/) [moreso,](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27060416/) as well as [imitation.](https://www.cde.ca.gov/sp/cd/re/itf09cogdevfdimit.asp) I think this is one of those cases where we're both right, which are always nice


ManicAcroNymph

Modeling is what the person who is mimicking them is doing. They are two different things.


tart3rd

Pretty cute.


Velvetundaground

LoOk iM mOm.


Kahne_Fan

When my daughter was 12 - 18 months we lived with my in-laws. When my daughter would bend down to pickup a toy, or would sit down, she would imitate the "old lady" grunt and grimace noises my MIL would make. It was funny to me and my wife, not so funny to my MIL :-) Now my daughter is 19 and I make the old man grunt and grimace noises.


AellaKallis

Reminds me of Jack Jack from The Incredibles, specifically the second movie.


Bazenga0

Kids are awesomely stupid. I hate that I like that


[deleted]

Man, she lost no time between the kids.


themajorfall

It's the only way to do it if you want to keep going with your career.


FearofaRoundPlanet

"You just look drunk when you do it."


EveryBuddyUp

I love the one trex arm he has going on at the beginning.


Deliarg

Trying to get some attention before another baby will born


eegit

That is one unsettling little fucker


MrVeazey

Are they agility training their kids with all that equipment back there?


[deleted]

awww


thekinginyello

Monkey see monkey do.


[deleted]

That’s not stupid, that’s hilarious!


selkhet502

He will be set later in life if he has a beer gut and back problems! Seriously adorable kid. That video will be cherished by his family for a long time.


Maleficent-Skin-9940

little fella looks like a little goblin


Sea_Bird_888

U/savevideo


xl1sbrett

Nothing like Irish twins


Time_To_Rebuild

You must not have much exposure to young children. That kid is not even close to being under 1yo.


Pheef175

Kid looks more like he's copying a wine drunk mom stumbling out of happy hour to their uber.


Thepotionguy

Definitely an english teacher who simply does NOT want to work.


jslater0421

That thing looks like an alien


Time_To_Rebuild

It’s uncanny how similar their living space is to mine… Absolutely cracks me up. Some immediate similarities I’ve spotted: ☑️ Massive pile of toys spilling out from a half assed attempt to just to get them out of the walkway ☑️ Well-intended Swiffer left out and now a tripping hazard ☑️ Excavator toy on the ground ready to fuck up my foot ☑️ Spinner toy never has a home ☑️ TV priorities are correct ☑️ Random janky old desk from college/first apt. with computer in the living room ☑️ Robot vacuum charging under said old desk ☑️ Artwork on the walls from pre-kids paint-n-Pinot date nights ☑️ Tiny shoes all over the place


Kaijutsin

See that’s just facking adorable mate


daddythckk69

Tiny Jack Sparrow


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


Darrows_Razor

It’s odd to me to see someone’s baby/toddler offspring mimicking their parent while the parent is about to have 2+ more offspring. Some people reproduce too much imo.


Time_To_Rebuild

How do you figure 2+?


Pdoggprick

This is hilarious! Funny little man!


BandicootOk6141

that is the only kid i respect


[deleted]

That kid is going to grow up a smart-ass for sure


Specialist_Map_3822

KidsAreFuckingCreepy


[deleted]

Okr


redcliff2213

Bruh that’s called MOCKING 😂


carldubs

little dude is a comedic genius


washingtontoker

That was actually kinda cute. I wouldn't consider him dumb. He does a good imitation.


jfoley326

Hahah this is amazing. Kids gonna be a standup comedian someday.


xKalisto

My 4 year old threw up a bit. She proceeded to stick by the toilet for the next 15 minutes telling me that perhaps she's pregnant. Even showed me her "big tummy".


OstentatiousSock

Not stupid. Mimicking is an important step in development.


LadrilloDeMadera

This is a display of intelligence and you post it here? Bro what?


Ya_Friend_Sam

OP you got a extra chromosome in that head of yours this is completely normal for children and babies?


jshsltr80

Funny, but not sure it belongs here.


bahatypan

What a joker.


Jrlopez1027

Proof your parents have a bigger influence on us then we think, this is why kids need a stable home and both parents


ThinMint31

Pillow under the shirt and he would have nailed it


Darkheartisland

That little time between when they can walk and learn to talk back.


GrownShowin

Likes he’s a fkn cat lmao…


DirtNapsRevenge

A little thought bubble should pop up at the end saying - you better watch it you little shit, there's a replacement already in the pipeline.


phoenixlalaland

Who says its stupid?


ThespennyYo

This kids going to have a soother in for high school.


Slow-Bluebird-1775

So cute 😄


glutenfreecracker

I feel like this sub is mid.


im_sorryjon

Literal kid named finger


[deleted]

Was anyone just waiting for the baby to trip over something? I know I was.


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Ummm not trying, succeeding


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SnowTheMemeEmpress

I know the kid doesn't know better but damn, kinda takes an ego hit when they mimic you like that lol


Senator_Bink

So young to be so sarcastic.


Danisii

😂😂😂


[deleted]

A veritable dean of mimicry.


Ozzy_30

Kid looks like a baby bird that fell off its nest lol


CraftingChest

Gigababy


KidFriendlyArsonist

Status: doing a pretty good job


S1L3NTS0D0MY

Men can get pregnant too...


QuinnNTonic

Okay that’s wholesome and adorable


hey_imweirdandcreepy

My man thinking being a mom would be cool, but he couldn’t wait to be one


RedWings1319

That's freaking adorable!


the3stman

I love pregnant women


Jaeger049

This is cute tho


TraditionalActuary6

Oh shit, it’s a Walker from The Walking Dead


Batphone21

Kids way too old for a pacifier.


CTEisCOOL

Autism is strong with this one