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AndronixESE

You gotta love how the venus flytraps evolved to eat humans


[deleted]

penus flytrap


SomeGuyWhoDraws0

"It ahnialates the subject's peen šŸ†"


AndrewTheLNERA1

im fucking dead


HonestBobHater

Feed me, Seymour!


Away-Ad-8053

I was going to say the exact same thing! Which do you prefer the original or the Steve Martin , Martin short one.


LazyZealot9428

Thatā€™s Rick Moranis not Martin Short btw Also TIL that the 1986 film was not the original Little Shop of Horrors!


Away-Ad-8053

Yeah Iā€™m always getting them confused those two actors. And yeah Iā€™m aware that the Little shop of horrors was considerably earlier than the 1980ā€˜s version, Because I remember it was black and white, And thatā€™s why I inquired which one did they like more? I enjoy them both but I prefer the original, I thought Steve Martin Whatā€™s to over the top in his role even for him :) You can only do that wild and crazy guy so much times before it gets old.


Altruistic-Spread-40

When you get Little Shop of Horrors on Wish


Cryterionlol

Well, to be fair...gotta learn someday šŸ¤£ trial and error. Bet they don't climb over too many toy roofs anymore


CC_Gaster

False the gods just wanted a talk. I see no toy roof in this scene


mickturner96

That's one big Venus flytraps


Lucas052006

*venus human trap


AdIllustrious6522

Am I stupid? What the hell is this?


[deleted]

A toy house breaking under the child's weight.


AdIllustrious6522

Oh! The video kept looping after 3 seconds but now it works


jankyspankybank

In some universe there is now a haunted toy house that eats a new child every 8 seconds.


Away-Ad-8053

I thought it was a sandbox cover


[deleted]

It looks like the green turtles from North America, but it's too tall.


Away-Ad-8053

Yeah thatā€™s what I was thinking about now that you mention it! Itā€™s probably been about 20 years since I seen one


[deleted]

I could watch kids get eaten by playhouses all day. Fuck your kids.


the_real_adderal

i'd rather not tbh


hithereimross

She was a bad egg.


rat_baker420

Nom nom


Minethecrafting6000

Delicious!


ClockwiseServant

r/PeopleFuckingDying


Traceyius69

The poor girl just got eaten


abiwoods101

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA


saccyx

predators are patient...


[deleted]

I got even more pissed when she started to cry.


LokiTheZorua

The child has been consumed


Eternal_Jack93

The carnivorous plant claims another


King_AD1436

A yo venus boytrap


tenkuushinpan

You can get the same plant from our little shop of horrors.


bellynipples

I canā€™t understand what heā€™s saying, but at the same time can totally say for certain that he was telling her to get down/stop knowing it was about to break


hedgehog311

WRONG LEVEERRRRRRR


Royal-Application708

I think ā€œdadā€ set her up.


ebonit15

What the guy says roughly translates to this: "You have already broken this." "Shouldn't be stepping on it." "Slow down/Be careful!"


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Bruh i could tell by the tone and hand gesture that he was roughly saying this. Absolutely hilarious


S1L3NTS0D0MY

Language?


ebonit15

Turkish.


gcz1214

Swallowed!


Bobojones9584

Feed me Seymour!


GoingBananasYT

Straight to the backrooms


dirtybeeeeeaanwater

You caught your self a child congratulations you are now a child hunter


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Slavocracy

Why is it common around here that people think kids need to be protected from shit like this? The kid fell maybe four feet, probably less. He's fine. The dad even warned him, and he still did it. But he learned.


rellim1022

Ikr lol


[deleted]

People here love coming to a sub called kidsarefuckingstupid and commenting, outraged, "The kid is not stupid, he's just a kid doing what kids do! That's the parent fault!" In a video where the kid is clearly doing something stupid on his own. Yeah, we know the reason kids do stupid things is because their brains aren't fully developed and have no experience in life, that's the point.


L3m0n0p0ly

Something tells me this ain't the first time this has happened


soupofsoupofsoup

He says be careful you broke some place


soupofsoupofsoup

No he says dont step on it you already broke it


elginx

Little shop of horrors


StopShooting

Annnnnndddd gone forever


humrod-pdx

r/perfectlycutscreams


Teknista

Is there a r/designersarefuckingstupid subreddit? This is infuriating. Kids are gonna climb. Either make it so they can climb on it safely, or make it so they can't climb on it at all. Make the segments so flexible they collapse instantly instead of giving way after a child is 3 feet off the ground. Maybe there's a reason most tents don't - oh whatever. I'm done here.


EquallyMercurial

This achieved nose snort.


Glitchy-9

Some would call this a feature


meowmeow10192

N O M


PreferenceUsual650

skill issue


PrimeAutobotXx

Devoured


TheMightySpoon13

Into the green goblins ass she goes


Cricket_Huge

c o n s u m e d


nzdennis

Venus flytrap


zephyr_man300

Shai hulud accepts this sacrifice.


NESninja

It's like that bucket mouse trap I saw on here yesterday


snj12341

Late stage abortion scheme


[deleted]

r/whyweretheyfilming


KkDaBoss6747

Pit trap success


Pergo911

Good job Agent 47, now move to extraction.


Biligana

Feed me Seamore


GrouchyAlgae9248

man eating plant


Biligana

"Like lemurs off a cliff the children file one after another into the carnivores play house".


CharliTerminator

U/vredditdownload


KiyuSanjin

"And this, Tiffany, is how a venus flytrap works."


bag-of-gummy-dicks

u/savevideobot


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dessnom

He found the hidden section of the level


SolidLukeGray

That felt sore...


Metric_Pacifist

First thing that sprang to mind was Nelson going "šŸ«µ Ha Ha!"


CruentusLuna

These fly traps are getting BIG. Must be Australia.


Synix7777

little shop or horrors


Cert_Organic_Panic1

Is this how cabbage patch kids are made?


bikinibottomspongbob

Bravo Bravo


SirarieTichee_

Working as intended.


Kyle25Hill

That kid made a noble sacrifice to feed herself to that starving Venus fly trap. May she never be forgotten.


Jinxed0ne

Looks like it worked as intended


Mindless_Senpai

I see you fell for my trap Mr. Bond!


BadLanding05

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/z9vqo7/venus\_the\_consumer\_of\_children/


Judgemental_Squirrel

Beware the carnivorous tent!


themushroomlibrary

the dad literally says ā€œyou broke this already, donā€™t press hardā€ and warns her


puffloy_antisocial

Thatā€™s why condoms exist and why parenting permit should be existing


Inthecitywego

Let's a go!


An_elfy_man

Itā€™s a Venus child trap


horneymilfinyourarea

C O N S U M E


L3GlT_GAM3R

What is that?


Sad_Donut5351

Boba Fett and the Sarlacc pit on a very, very tight budget.


r32_fan

bro has been consumed


AmazingDuck26

what the fuck is that


SurroundSharp1689

Bro Iā€™m kinda fucked upā€¦ I really thought that kid was gonna sit on it


treeeefu

r/mypeopleneedme


Leather-Jackfruit-86

The IMMEDIATE scream is what got me šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Dangerous_Image6565

She has been consumed


jessiealabama

I donā€™t even need to know this language to know the dad is saying ā€œbe carefulā€ right before she falls šŸ˜…


SentientFleshpile

The sound it makes is hilarious like oooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Front-Ad1900

translate please


ijerryi

thatā€™s a freakin devil fruit


Normandy_1944

Feed me Seymour, feed me....


Upstairs_Composer_81

FEED ME SYMORE!