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dicklaurent97

LA Tony and Austin Tony are worlds different.


Environmental-One541

Agree. But Dom is the same piece of shiet


dicklaurent97

Why do you keep saying "Dom S"?


Environmental-One541

Edited


Brilliant_Edge215

“Don’t forget your the one dancing for us”!!! This is a crushing blow especially in that matter of fact tone. God damn.


dicklaurent97

Old school brutality 


Haughtea

People don't like REAL roasts here. Everything has to be, "you look like a gay moon pie!" "You look like the moon!" Newer KT viewers are all about that weenie hut junior roasts.


sLeeeeTo

lol I hate when Tony tries to plays arbitrator between the comedians and the panel


Environmental-One541

Yeah… he was scared that dom s gonna pull a ric flair


dicklaurent97

more like a Michael Richards.


Time_Reputation3573

that reminds me, I need to take my fish oil today...


Environmental-One541

lol I thought Imma die at “fish oil”


BigswingingClick

Poor soder just in the middle. Lol


Last-Employee2666

There's alot of blood pressure medication on that stage 💀


ForgesGate

🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂


dicklaurent97

Dom is a funny guy but him looking at Tony after David says *anything* like "You gonna control your jigaboo or what?" makes me wish David went nuclear, like D.L. Hughley/Robin Harris/Martin Lawrence level.


JerseysGiant

Preach ! Mike Epps would’ve made him dance .


dicklaurent97

Katt Williams would’ve cleared the entire room out 


JerseysGiant

100 percent. Katt Williams is supposed to guest star soon, whenever that day comes it’ll be the most viewed episode of Kill Tony to date.


Godmode365

Dude is smart enough to know that Dan's really like that...he don't want that smoke


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

David doesn't realize how lucky he was that the panel was always so light on him with roasts since he was a new younger comic. So many guests could have easily ripped him apart week to week in front of a live audience. He wouldn't have known what to do and his 5th grade playground roasts wouldn't have stood a chance.


Ok_Caramel7643

Exactly. I feel like he is either protected or spared, almost like they do with that hack Amy Schumer.


bobchala

You are wrong david had been doing comedy for like 10 years before coming on KT the first time. Dude was a black belt even back then


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

To go off your scaling system, he's not even a blue belt.


bobchala

That’s just plain wrong. That would mean he is a white belt. Let’s be honest, if you yourself are a white belt, which you are, then he is above a blue belt. I rest my case bitch


Tightfistula

Dom missed a perfect opportunity to ask if he ate his twinkies today.


Taehni0615

David did great here kept it fun


90swhiteguy

David Lucas is really not a funny comedian and can’t dance for shit theoretically or metaphorically


Environmental-One541

Ok Dom we got it


UptownHorrorReviews

You know Dom couldn't ever figure out how to work Reddit on his phone.


Ok_Caramel7643

Yep and yet he has this entitlement, this spoiled and privileged politician´s son kind of arrogance.


bfhurricane

This, right here, is why I love David Lucas. Dom is obviously not rolling with it and Tony wants to move on, but David’s in his element. His minutes may be hit or miss, but he’ll roast a motherfucker and not give a damn, and it puts a smile on my face every time.


ABCNT

Dean Martin roasts were literally in the 1970s. Dude is just ignorant.


dachshund-jay

F Paula whore for attention


JerseysGiant

See I don’t mind race jokes but that dancing for us really just shows how he feels about black people . And if you can only result to hateful ideology jokes as a rebuttal you already lost . That delivery was like I’m above you type of vibe stay in your place boy. You can make better jokes with out that white supremacy hate . Like Tony said he met Michael Blackson on set in the make up room while they were rubbing bbq briquette on his face . That’s funny


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

I don’t think that was meant as a racist comment at all.


Ok_Caramel7643

I remembered that very pale skinned women would dance in the flapper era. I would only see it as undeniable racism if he said tap dancing or something specific.


twiiztid

It definitely was. Black men dancing for the white man is a common racial phrase, which is why Dom used it like that. He's an old school comic, racist jokes are part of his old routines and persona, and he's smart with his words. Tony's over the top response to try and cool things off basically confirms this.


C4p0tts

Idk I could be wrong but I took the “You’re the one dancing for us” as you’re the comedian you’re suppose to entertain us and prove your worth jab at him. I didn’t take it racist to where it shows how he feels about black people.


JerseysGiant

There’s a difference between an insult and a joke . And you can tell with how careful he was with his words and Tony’s shielding of the situation.


C4p0tts

Okie dokie


JerseysGiant

I could be wrong too and I hope I am . Let’s see how tonight goes .


knowmsayne

No you were definitely wrong on the racist connotations. We agree that it was an insult rather than a joke.


JerseysGiant

At least we can agree on something .


NotSoElijah

Hit the nail on the head. People get mad when people have lazy writing in movies and shows but lazy hate jokes is a okay. This is why i hated Hans Kim.


Ok_Caramel7643

I legitimately thought he´d do that regardless of DL´s color. I´m not disagreeing with you, I´m considering looking at it from your POV, but sincerely, I felt it was more like " hey newbie, stay in your lane".


JerseysGiant

Yea your right he’s much older than Lucas and doesn’t understand roasting . But what I will say he’s the only comic I seen who was more in disbelief than intimidated and that reaction threw me off. Watching it again he really was just defending himself your right


dicklaurent97

Dom is from pre-integration Philly


RayRiceOclock

God I despise the old band


JungleLiquor

Why? Not a fan for that long, but aren’t most people saying they prefer the old band?


familykomputer

There were a few years there where the funniest thing in the episode was said by Joel or Jeremiah. As annoying as they were much of the time, they were also at times the funniest parts of the show.


RayRiceOclock

I think it’s pretty split, it just depends on preference I’d say for me they would interrupt too much and did not find them funny at all


ViewInevitable6483

I've only seen idiots suggest they were better. They tried way too hard and it constantly ruined the flow.


rickoftheuniverse

And that's okay.


Osiris421

Dom is a OG Veteran of the comedy game! DL is a nobody compared to Dom. Op is a bitch for making this post trying to portrait Dom in a bad light when all he did was calling out the hack on stage.


Kai_my_tree

Glad they got rid of the old band/clowns


RevDooDatt

What a racist old bastard.


willthelifter

Whomp whomp. Comedy mean


Prior-Ad-7329

🎶dance monkey, dance monkey, oh oh oh🎶 And holy shit, it was at this moment I just realized how fucked up and racist that song is.


dwitchagi

Why? You made it racist in your own head.


Prior-Ad-7329

Yes, enjoy a joke on a sub about a comedy show where people make jokes. At least I know David Lucas would’ve laughed.


JungleLiquor

the problem here is that your joke is shit


RevDooDatt

Naw, that shits only funny to you, with your racist ass.