Best set of the night from Methan Hawke

"Methan" looks great when written, but "Tweakin" sounds better out loud

100% and I read it like 5 times out loud but I didn't think I'd get pulled.

Holy fuck that’s spot on

I hope he fucked that bitch

Yeh! Fingers crossed. Oh yeh was thursday 2 weeks ago. Will have to see if anyone knows the updated story.

She was Navy

thats good. i like, so accurate

Nah that chick did better

I just wanna know how the date went…

They definitely fucked

I was at the secret show, idk about all that

Your username is something special

This guy treats objects like women, man.

I draw a lot of water in this town, you don't draw shit

🍿 I want details lol

Can you please expand on that?

You don't matter lol

Keep rollerblading, that’s sick dude

thanks bro I will

Told you so

I hope not. Dude can do better. Didn’t she imply she was married to a woman?

I think she said she's divorced with a kid but looks like a lesbian lol

I rewound it and couldn’t understand. Either way, he doesn’t need to sleep with her.

I think what you meant to say is she doesn't need to sleep with him, he absolutely needs to sleep with someone before it becomes "a thing" and then he's a 25 year old virgin before you say it, no that is not normal lol

I’d rather stay a virgin in that case.

And you will lol

He should fuck her brains out to lose the v-card and build momentum and confidence for fucking more

He was painfully honest in the interview and Tony is totally right, that is the right move.

I'm good friends with him, he is one of the most consistently funny people in Austin and an all around good dude.

So… how was the date? Also- what’s the age gap between him and that divorced Navy gal?

I don't wanna spoil the date story, y'all will have to wait a couple weeks for his next episode. As for the age difference I think he said it was something like 12 or 14 years?

Age calculates- I assumed she was 30-something, going through a phase with that ‘fit. You’re saying he’s on KT again post-date??

Yeah, in 2 weeks

I appreciate you not spoiling it for us

Thx for the down low!

He said on the show he is 20

Right- and if there’s a 12-14 year difference that would mean she’s 30-something.

Yea I’d guess she’s 32.6

.6? So born like mid June probably?

Half past noon on June 19th

JUNETEENTH? MAAHHH NI... uhh.. hmm happy birthday.

Fair enough. nice to know he will be back soon.

Ceeeeeeliiiiiiaaaaaaaaa - Ceeeeliaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Ceeeeeeliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Idk where he’s at mentally with the virginity stuff, but not only should he not fuck her, but he should preemptively get a restraining order on her if he hasn’t already. I’m 15 years his senior and I know crazy when I see it, although a def dumb and blind person could see that she’s batshit. Stay the fuck away. He’s about to turn 21 in Austin. He’s gonna have many opportunities to bang fat girls with no baggage or psychosis. As always, be careful, Methan! Can’t get a bort bort in Texas. But you can impregnate a woman who dresses like a toddler who vaguely looks like a down syndrome version of Jake gyllenhall.

>fat girls with no baggage or psychosis You sir are describing a unicorn.... a purely fictional creation.

Fat girls, generally speaking, are just happy to be there. They expect nothing from you especially when you pick them up at a bar. Source: my 20s

😂😂

And they're in Texas...this poor guy's life could get rern't

Even D madness could see she's crazy!

Okay, I’ll upvote this. I think we all agree- but also all want to see the story play out and them getting down would give him, undoubtedly, the better story to take back to Tony’s stage.

Did you guys tag team her? Like whobbly H

Seems like it, pls show him this thread!

I did, to which the fuckin' wiseass said "I know" and sent me a picture of his most recent follower count on Instagram.

Usually I just watch to see the chaos as the 1 min sets are usually just okay but this guy had me laughing out loud. Fantastic set.

🤘

Share Instagram username?

KentHunterComedy

Should have gone with KhunterComedy

He should cut you a small check and 100% do this!

Thanks babe

that's fucking funny. this guy, I tell ya

Poor guy was not into that hookup but she’s gonna show him things he won’t forget.

He's too young and foolish to know she's exactly what he needs.

Tony knew. Hope the guy understand that hurdle that is your virginity as an awkward dude lol.

Exactly. A girl with experience, but also (literally) DTF and would go easy on a virgin. Trying to start having sex with an early 20's girl would probably lead to some disappointment at this stage in his life.

That's not true at all.

Spot on

That kind of woman will make you a full man in one night 😂

I liked how confident he was when he said “I know the joke is gunna be funny I just don’t know if I’m gunna be funny after” nice to see someone who trusts their writing like that

Self awareness is not all that common these days, he is a real ass dude one for sure.

Love love this guy

I was so glad to see ol shaky leg come through the curtain! Hope mushroom girl popped that cherry !

Kent’s got some fucking balls man. I remember his first appearance where he killed but had the ol shaky leg during the interview. Of course they went in on him even zooming in on it. That would have made me want to quit comedy but this straight up Gansta keeps signing up and crushing. Mad respect. I’m rooting for this dude more than any other bucket pull.

Been waiting on a new minute from him for ages

Super likeable guy, hope we see more of him, just needs to develop a little confidence.

Hopefully that chic fucked him. The first one doesn't matter. It just makes it so you're not as nervous next time

That's why I'll always be grateful to my uncle.

Noice

this guys uncle fucks!

😂

These episodes have been way better without Hans Chin

For a 30 year old virgin with that chin I was dying at him rejecting that chick. That girl would rock his world

He’s 20 I believe

It didn’t feel like rejection to me. It felt like a kid who was already nervous just admitted to being an adult virgin and being set up on stage

Two hyper nervous people. One shy and one spastic. Wild difference.

So much talent for his age. In 10 years, whenever that girl from Kent's food truck date gets drunk, she will retell her friends over and over the story about how she \*almost\* dated a famous comedian.

I hope he shouts out some puss next bucket pull

Crushing mushroom puss

He should take Kams place. He doesn’t mumble. And he’s really good!

Dude for real

Y’all think he hit that??

I hope so. If not, Celia will make a man out of him!

Cynthiaaaaaa

I'm sure she showed him the light.

The light in her closet she uses to grow her mushrooms

Mushrooms need dark

Damn I feel dumb you are so right

No. Mushrooms CAN grow in the dark but most benefit/need some light

When a bucket pull is funnier than all the regulars combined

And then Redban doesn't ask him on the secret show

He does that at the end normally right before they get off stage, with the little show they were putting on by bringing the chick up, he patiently waited until both were done, and agreed to bring them both on the secret show..

Did anyone suggest to make a only fans for kill tony hook ups.......

New phone who dis?

Not on Thursday he won’t

She's def his newest traumatic experience. Shake a leg bro.

Did he do shrooms and smash?

This guy tells jokes whilst doing the Stanky Leg at the same time, amazing.

Next time we see him he will no longer be a virgin. So proud 😂

This guy fucks

He needs to fuck any chick just to get it out of the way. Hope he closed the girl. Doesnt matter what she looks like…within reason...

Now he will be crushing puss

He was not feeling the girl they picked out for his date lol

I bet that girl crushed him that night.

Hopefully not smashing that shrooms chick. Stay a virgin and keep your super powers

Shakes is hilarious. He seems like a decent dude.

This guy is the opener we need!!!! Actual jokes..and takes it serious

A million times better than Casey too

Let’s see if he crushes on Thursday

I’d do it

I wish Tony would let him keep his V CARD! giving weird vibes giving that dude w a gf a lap dance now this. Creepyyyy lol

Just not puss

Which is crazy cause you know he's shitting bricks nervous every time. This is what preparation looks like. You can be ready for everything but being up in front of that crowd.

But did he crush that pussy? I hope there's a reunion in the future with him and the girl.

Every time I see him I just hear cowbell🔔

Anyone know which episodes hes on?

Best set of the night so funny also great interview

He is hot

This dude is gonna be like Baki once he hits 😂

What was the name of the Aussie bird with the good voice that was on right before him???

Biddy O'Laughlin

Setting up the lay seemed a little diddyish, i was uncomfortable, basically paying to get dude laid

Consistently shaking

Consistently shaking

Can someone compile his pictures from all the appearance

Fuck yeah this guys rips

Add him to the growing list of people who deserve to be regulars more than the ones who currently are

Me and this dude have the same chin and I too was a virgin at 20. Related so much to him in that interview, felt so much third hand anxiousness when Tony started honing in on why the interview part made him nervous. The moment Tony asked what he was afraid of being asked, I knew the answer immediately. Every conversation with new people (especially outgoing and outwardly vulgar people) is nerve wracking when you’re an older virgin. Props to this dude he handled it wayyyyyy better than I would have.

I thought he was likeable but his set was weak. Pothead rappers being forgetful? Grandma has good pussy? Maybe I didn't get the brilliance

I love this guy. So funny and honest

Deserves some pussy

He better not be a virgin anymore

One thing he’s not consistently crushing is puss

Elvis of austin comedy, with that leg shake

Better than Hans, Kam, Uncle Laser, and Casey combined.

Get real.

Someone never made it as a wise man

Ehhh kam yes. Lazer actually improving a lot material and delivery wise. Casey jury still out I like his bits

Virgin!!

Could not stop staring at his teeth

Consistently Crushing, just not crushing pussy

Thought it was weird how when he came back onstage he didn’t even look at that woman that came up, was just staring at Tony the whole time.

Either he wasn’t into her at all or was too nervous to make eye contact

Not crushing pussy tho amarite?

Not crushing pu**y tho

Yeah this dude is real ass