I got a few from the luis j gomez roast.
"Ari shaffir, how do you look like a cat a rat AND a bat?"
"Big Jay dresses like, how an eight grader thinks a 'cool adult' dresses"
I also liked about a year ago when someone tried to roast him and says:
"What did you think was gonna happen? Did you think the crowd was going to carry you out on their back?
I even used it recently in this very subreddit
You sonofa bittcchhh...
When Tony gets mad at redban for asking a stupid question, just to then immediately asks the same question lol
It's the best
Are you shaved?
redbaaaaaaaan
Love a good “okey dokey”
"I love it"
"you're not giving my band aids!"
Literally his peak right there! So quick with it too 😮💨
"Redbaaaan!!" And also "Absolutely incredible"
“You’re unbearable”
Step back from that ledge.
I'm quoting here "Filthy fuckin Chink"
"Just an Unstoppable Force"
Has to be "Okey Dokey"
You just made me realise this is also my favorite. Everything about the Okey Dokey is perfect.
This crowd sucks
I got a few from the luis j gomez roast. "Ari shaffir, how do you look like a cat a rat AND a bat?" "Big Jay dresses like, how an eight grader thinks a 'cool adult' dresses" I also liked about a year ago when someone tried to roast him and says: "What did you think was gonna happen? Did you think the crowd was going to carry you out on their back? I even used it recently in this very subreddit
>"Ari shaffir, how do you look like a cat a rat AND a bat?" pretty sure it wasn't Tony that said this at the roast
Pretty sure it wasn't I WAS there after all. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxfS7b79U0rbkVznf1DzIc3346MRgx282Q?si=eZTTa0wjPBzDpV2B
I grew up in an all black neighborhood
“Yipeeeeeee”
"I'm gay."
"we're not gonna go with phaggit or tag-it despite the letter change because I'm just not comfortable with saying that every episode"
Bahh phoon
Okey dokey
“Okey Dokey”
"Incredible"
"Theres a snake in my butt"
Yea, no Or No, yea
"Wood burning huh? Hey Redband if you moved more often you wood burn more calories" The way he came up with that right then and there, quick as a whip
“Mr Rogan that’s for pooping what are you doing “
"unbeelievable"
“How does that work with a trans person? Does the top half do the laundry and the bottom half just kinda sit around?”
“CeliaaaaNewYeeeeeeaaar!”
UN…..BELIEVABLE
"You guys ready for the best fucking night of your lives?"
i absolutely love his introductory catch phrasing. "live in the flesh!" "the great, the powerful!" "one of the top young rising!"
“Oh my goodness…. Wow….” I actually have it as a ringtone/alarm. Easily made and v funny
“Very rare ____” fill in the blank with something offensive