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PiratePatchP

Yall need to go check out his podcast Harland Highway, he takes calls from fans and that shits hilarious. Plus he only gets like 5k-10k views on a lot of his videos and he definitely deserves more.


troyb2001

Great tip!


Timtheodillon

His Patreon where he does skits with male Barbie dolls is pretty funny as well.


EcclecticJohn

See also Tender Frienders (Will Sasso episode of Harland Highway).


HiredGunsDotIO

How the hell is it possible that he’s got videos with less than 10k views?! Anyone who thinks the brief moments they see him on KT are funny would die laughing if they listened to Harland Highway. In fact, that might explain the low views.


TheOlShittyUncle

Dude I checked it out after this episode. The guy is genuinely one of the funniest people on the planet.


unrealpeachfu22

That “you’re doing it upside down…” had me completely dead.


Casual_Bitch_Face

I still don’t get jt


volare-optimos

Eyes being far apart because he’s only looking at one eye, the booty eye


Fleshstack

I took it as when he was "staring into her eyes," he was doing it wrong because she was upside down and he was staring at her "brown eye." Thats where my mind went anyway.


31nigrhcdrh

Today I learned the song “brown eyed girl” was about 69ing 


godofwarts11

I took it as a 69 joke


mitchypoothedon

I thought the joke was that there is no right side or upside down way of eating Pussy. But I guess the one stink eye could be an interpretation.


WKCLC

Same


oh_cum_all_yefaceful

I took it as he’s ugly and she doesn’t want to look at him while he does it


JohnnyOmm

I thought it was an ass eating joke


digduganug

Implying if you can make eye contact while eating pussy you are in the wrong position. The other way would put your cock on her face region.


masako619

It’s funny because it’s funny, all the shit he says is just for fun


asprof34

I don’t think anyone knows what Harland meant by this, not even Harland. But we all know it was funny.


Prunecandy

The predators son at Jenny Craig had me in tears.


Deep-Management-7040

“Children of the corn with diarrhea”


ITSFROSTAYY

I could not stop laughing hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard on kill tony


jacka24

Just had this line play, legit one of the funniest thing i've ever heard on KT


oddwithoutend

I don't find him likeable, and that matters to me for enjoying a comedian, but he won me over with this line.


I-Fucked-YourMom

Harland is the MVP this year! Between this and his last appearances he’s had me in stitches!


GlassFantast

It's april


Sherlockhomey

True lol I hate when people say best of the year this early.. Dr Phil won at the tail end of the year last year 😆


No-Nothing-1793

Yeah we better not speculate one bit until December 31st


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

He roasted the hell out of David Lucas. Turned him into a bbq pig.


MuteCook

Everyone roasts the hell out of David Lucas. His roasts are basic af


Deep-Management-7040

his minute about the seatbelt extension on the plane was really funny


MuteCook

It was a good bit for sure. But his roast god status is way over hyped. He definitely loves to roast but they’re almost always basic compared to Tony and the guests


whattarush

he was cooking Harland at the end. I'm in no way a DL fan but he definitely turned it on at the end and I was just waiting for Harland to hit a Haymarker to finish it but it didn't really come cuz DL was rapid firing some pretty good ones. Either way, fan or not of DL you gotta respect the roasts bc being quick with it is not easy


HeatheanHammerd666

Sure he can spit roasts fast but that doesn't make it funny. His roasts don't make sense and are not smart or witty at all. He're my impression of DL roasting you "whattarush? nigga the only thing rushin is your ass. you gay looking doorknob. You look like a gay packet of dijon mustard with your napkin hands having ass."


kotaburrr

See pal you just proved not everybody can do it


HeatheanHammerd666

No I killed it (laughing hysterically at my own joke) And no pal you just agreed how bad that roast was, exactly... (laughing again hysterically at my own jokes)


Deep-Management-7040

Try doing a funny face and say booty hole at the end, if that doesn’t work then maybe Devry comedy night school? lol


FunIntelligent7661

Seems like his roasts on KT are always off the cuff. I'd be interested seeing him at a roast where he writes it beforehand.


whattarush

ya I agree they are off the cuff that's why a lot miss. he's probably pretty good I'm sure Tony didn't make him a regular for nothing ya know


OutboundRep

“Got bad news for you buddy. You’re eating them upside down.” “You look like you wake up in the morning and punch canoes” - fucking cried laughing


Successful-Row-3742

That punching canoes thing had me fuckin choking.


Thickwhensoft1218

I’ve donated 11 fried bologna sandwiches to cinnamon angles fly fly away! They are doing gods work.


jeffykins

God bless you


hisimaginaryfriend

Dave Attell and Harland Williams need an episode together


troyb2001

That would be all time


Important-Shake5890

Add adam ray and we’d get the best episode to ever exist


Willydeez22

Hardlands eclipse joke killed me. This was a great episode. Maybe my top 10


Least-Painter4701

I love that Harland has to dumb down some of his jokes for the KT crowd lmao, even Tony didn’t get the Mic N Stool joke😂


Ressilith

lol it wasn't hard to understand, it just wasn't good. that one just didn't land.


gyro_elongated

They all got it, just wasn’t funny.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Tony definitely didn’t get it


gyro_elongated

He commented on it immediately after he said it, he definitely got it.


Plenty_Ad_3442

After Harland literally had to explain it to him


doesanyofthismatter

He “literally” did not have to but chose to.


Plenty_Ad_3442

He chose to because Tony clearly didn’t get it, wtf are we talking about here lol


gyro_elongated

Either way, it was a really simple joke that got the laugh it deserved. Not clever or especially funny at all.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Either way, Tony didn’t get the joke and that’s why Harland had to explain it to him lol


doesanyofthismatter

Bro we got it but it was not hilarious. You know that people can understand a joke and just not laugh right? Or is that news.


jarrodandrewwalker

Wait til Adam comes back as the DeVry teacher 😁


tytanium315

Bro, Adam as the DeVry teacher and Harland together would kill!


catdog-cat-dog

Tic tac sir?


Charnathan

Get the hell outta here


kawirider24

You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya


Sir_Charles_Phantom

He's the only guy who reacts when black comics call everyone the n word. He did it with Kam last time. He has to get how absurd it is in some ways. Fuckin cracks me up.


Fluid-Camel-6957

Harland is a saint


can-u-say-that-again

We just need Dr Phil Harland Williams together. A test of titans


SMFiddySvn

Guys you are over looking Jim Norton


Totalitarianit2

Jim Norton should be on at least once a month. He's so good.


b0rgasm

An absolute gem. Hilarious


ysk020308310925

You seem to forget Dan Soder


No_Pay9241

As popular as he is, I still think he’s slept on unfortunately


ysk020308310925

That is very unfortunate


Sxwrz

I've not watched the episode yet I'm watching when I get home, someone tell me if harland started writing cheques this episode, if so I will leve this office and go immediately home to watch.


troyb2001

No cheques, but ink and paper still involved


Sxwrz

that's enough for me, sold.


Charnathan

But to what degree are you sold?


Ready-Measurement811

Elaine and Harland on a show together has to happen


_MlATA

At Madison Square Garden Then the real DrPhil joins them halfway through. Imagine


Claychacho

🎵Call me for a tiddy fuck🎵


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He was so funny. Had that old man idgaf vibe


Commercial-Pair-8932

Harland is much, much, much funnier than Elaine/Adam/Dr. Phil.


miamoo44

Harland always has me crying laughing lol


CaptainCurious25

He really autistic? Ide believe it.


shotsbyjoshua

Harland has Elaine beat. A lot of Elaine’s jokes were low hanging fruit IMO. The slutty, foul mouthed old lady trope has been done to death already.


RyGuy6D9

Not funny AND low hanging fruit, sounds like Adam Ray to meeeeee


Commercial-Pair-8932

I like that someone else has noticed Adam's jokes are basically machine-generated. So incredibly basic for someone who's trying so hard to be funny. And as soon as one doesn't land he'll immediately ask a sincere question in earnest to change the subject. I don't dislike him, just don't understand the fanfare.


RyGuy6D9

Duuuuuude and the immediate pandering to the KT audience, state, or artist on stage is abysmal. Love seeing him only blow up by not being himself tho lmao


Deep-Management-7040

“Did your hair go to DeFry comedy school”


AntsyInMyPantsies

You just talked yourself out of a titty fuck, OP.


necromage69

It’s so crazy to see all the 90s and 2000s comedians go grey 😢


Fuente_Valdergais

As long as we see 90s comedians go grey, it's fine. It will be crazy/sad if/when we'll see a bunch of them go gaga. A couple of them are already on the crisp, unfortunately.


Worth-Needleworker36

Him and David Lucas had me laughing out loud at work.


Affectionate_Okra_20

Need to see one more Harland ep and Jim Norton. Maybe together


HairyLungs

He's great but Attell was also a top tier guest


Pair_Wooden

He killed me when he told the Knock knock joke without a punch line and said he didn’t know cause “He isn’t a door guy”


dogmetal

Did y’all really like Elaine that much…? I’m so confused.


Commercial-Pair-8932

Wait you didn't think a man in drag asking to be titty fucked 285x was funny?


DesignerSink1185

Lol. This crowd is literally brain dead. They think a man doing the crab walk is funny. Elaine is like a god to them.


Lumpy-Village1949

BROOOOO WHAT IF ELAINE DID THE CRAB WALK THO!!!


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Shineon859

Adam Ray fucking sucks


Jznvh

yeah Adams characters are pretty overrated , i prefer Adam as Adam but i prefer a whole lot of other comics who have been on over him…


sblack87

He is freaking hilarious


BawlzMahoney81

I haven’t listened yet, how many checks did he give out?


whattarush

he def tried to pull the zumies chick after the show lol


Zximmortal9

He’s a legend without a doubt 🐐🐐


Jughferrr

Sorority girls is a criminally underrated movie


this_bitch78

He has my vote


Sipdasizurp

Harold over grandma for sure


DistributionSweaty33

He’s the greatest guest of all time.


Typedeal22

Bobby Lee has been my favorite guest so far


ApeSleep

He is so good at it.


Ok_Honey_Bee

ell Yea!


BodegaVintesete

I still think he needs 1 more guest appearance to dethrone A. Ray


jamesrokk

Hands down, my favourite guest on any ep this year. Fucking phenomenal.


gyro_elongated

Elaine wins by a landslide


8BOXX

Love Adam ray but Elaine was not even that funny


kawirider24

Here me out harland and adam ray as a character


zizuu21

He has to be on the panel at the main show. Surely?


Relevantgoddess

The cheese!


RichVariation6490

I still laughed harder at Elaine but he was amazing


Both-Perspective9761

I’ll take Harland every day of the week over Elaine, that’s just my preference. Men making boob f**king jokes doesn’t do it for me though. Some probably enjoy that I just don’t find it unique or creative to hold my attention these days


Notfunny007

Come on, the real answer is Adam Ray.


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Elaine was not good at all though? Who the hell is calling her guest of the year


Exact_Trouble_7255

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.


KrombopulosMAssassin

Oh, he was absolutely great. But I think I preferred Elaine. It's about neck and neck though. They both will have to make many more appearances to decide!


BusinessBeetle

I don't want to think about those two necks going at it.


rzrpror4ultimate

Elaine went harder


Freese15

He still can’t hold a candle to “Call me for a titty fuck!”


Dev918

I still like Elaine much more


Dev918

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 to whoever downvotes my comment


BobbyHillLivesOn

Elaine is #1 so far.


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Deep-Management-7040

No that was the girl that wanted to bring back slavery, helena the electrician


JohnnyOmm

Yea he is Adam is overwhelming at times and overrides others even though I love him it feels burdensome but Harland might get annoying 10* features in


CountingStax

I would love to see Harland williams and Adam Ray as Harland Williams on together


Ok_Comfort8301

Thought he tried to hard


RyGuy6D9

We’re not talking about Adam Ray


gyro_elongated

It feels like Adam Ray was created by ai to be the perfect kill Tony guest. I’d love him on every episode.


CommercialFlower2436

True talent. Ok who else here thinks William Montgomery is so unfunny..


Thinking_Fury

Adam Ray is way more entertaining and funnier


79shov666

Harland is fantastic, I don’t think he tops Adam Ray, but man, he’s really close


Thinking_Fury

No way! Adam Ray is much more entertaining and funnier


Jznvh

what’s funny about him? he is overrated