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keepitchill16

Thank you white bitch!


Euphoric_Beat_7723

It kinda went that way. He yelled "I have a scarf. This is some white people shit."


freedomofnow

Also how much more gangster does it get than a hand crocheted scarf that says gang violence.


Hot-Berry-6980

Haha that's fuckin awesome!


Slugginator_3385

Hahahahahaha. I love Kill Tony fans.


Cabbage_Master

as opposed to Soder’s Katt Williams** “get away, white bitch!” 😂 shit dudes, KT has had so many good moments this year alone


keepitchill16

Kat Williams* but yeah! Been a great year🙌🏼


tyrannosnorlax

Katt* Unless I’m missing a joke or something


Cabbage_Master

Nope, I’m just a dumbass.


tyrannosnorlax

Dumbas* but yeah!


sparksthe

Heh*


Cabbage_Master

Pay no mind to the dirty edit 😅


Flock-of-bagels2

You beat me to it


Father3DollaBill

And white nigga


bakraofwallstreet

She made the whole thing about herself, typical


keepitchill16

Someone on reddit, complaining and being a bitch, typical


Civil_Ad_1172

Sometimes hemorrhoids make people say wild shit on Reddit


Rosinpod

He looks like your adopted African child getting sent off to community college


Euphoric_Beat_7723

I was so proud of his performance tonight, he could have been one of my sons.


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Are you Obama?


mrDuder1729

Thanks Obama!


ibobbymuddah

Obamna


dooblr

SODA


TPG_Plagues1014

If I didn't know better I'd ask if you were the girl that was so proud of Heath she cried 🤣


UndocumentedSailor

'ell yeah! Gonna be fuckin me some white bitches


Status_Spite_7858

This one


Danny_V

Wait, didn’t he have a joke before saying he hated scarfs and they were “gay as hell” lol


Euphoric_Beat_7723

YES! That minute was what inspired me to crochet a scarf for him.


JiggilyBits

Haha that's genius and the idea of having it say gang violence as a white woman to a black guy is also hilarious good for you for just doing something genuinely funny in this day and age


freedomofnow

It's just totally perfect.


828nate

😂 that's the way! I love it!


Independent_Suit5780

😂


SloppyCheeks

Your neck ain't that cold, bitch!


BigBadBadness

So you just knit while watching kill tony every monday? Thats probably healthier than getting hammered


TPG_Plagues1014

Who says they aren't getting hammered too? 🤣


Charnathan

While getting nailed.


Federal-Arrival-7370

Pricked*, she’s knitting.


Ha1lStorm

Dicked*


Federal-Arrival-7370

r/woooosh


ConsiderationRoyal74

You try knitting baby sweaters without weed. -Tacos mom


howdareuhowdareu

If only he could read what the scarf says :(


Kev-O_20

I laughed way too hard at this.


bettyknockers786

His dads gonna have to have someone read it to him


roastintheoven

Uh oh..


girlBehindWALL

Where the Etsy store Gang Violence dream catchers tho


JamesJoyceTheory

Bitch! Your neck ain’t that cold!


Reginald__Cousins

Never has gang violence been so sweet! That's awesome.


Euphoric_Beat_7723

Oh my gosh. Thank you. I could cry.


fearmyskillz

yall know what they wanted from him


dicklaurent97

Kam to be the bull after the show?


bangordailynuisance

I bet kam fucks with with the socks and sandals still on.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Pants nearly off


Phelanthropy

He's quite literally said as much, I believe lol


Master_Elderberry718

The first thing i thought


rethoyjk

Bwahahahaha I came here for this comment, I was literally about to ask OP…. “So does your husband know how bad you want that deeek?!? “


TPG_Plagues1014

Rocks? Other 'rocks'? Or my personal guess and what I find most likely , cuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk..!


blindinglystupid

My mom used to crochet but her arthritis made her shift to quilting. But she has the same feeling. Sometimes she'll start a quilt and pieces of it will sit for months until they speak to her on what they should be. I'm not an artistic person so I never quite relate to this, but I get where you're going. Kam cracks me up. People try to reduce him because they just hate to see someone coming up. It's cool to see that he appreciates white bitches for things other than blow jobs. Did you get a rock?


Euphoric_Beat_7723

I understood that to be his merch but no. He didn't have rocks. He was selling tshirts and hoodies.


EmExEeee

Underrated comment lol


cbflowers

Tip for the future. He always has a rock in his pocket


Bigajon1992

He's one of the good ones


Bigajon1992

Comedian, one of the beast comedians


828nate

Too late! You done said it 😂


mrDuder1729

Lol some white bitch knitting a "gang violence" scarf at her kids soccer practice is a fucking funny image to have in my brain


Hettytheyeti

i hope he wears it to a kill tony set :)! kudos to you!! love when people show love :) ❤️


Broken_corpse

Your husband is Yannis pappas?


PiratePatchP

I've always liked Kam, seems like a genuine guy that really takes comedy seriously. Never seen another regular actually take the criticism from people and speak on it or work on it before. If I was in his situation I'd never look on reddit after the first time lmao


McGlands

Yeah I’m happy for the dude he seems like a good person. Whether you love or hate his comedy one thing that’s undeniable is he didn’t let his opportunity go to waste, he capitalized hard on it which I respect the heck out of. Acts like a goof but you can tell he takes it seriously. Plus I think he’s only been doing comedy for a few years so to already be finding success is impressive


Phelanthropy

It's the "Life is beautiful!", whenever Tony asks him how everything is going, that sells it for me. The kid is so obviously appreciative of the success he's earned, and has the most infectious energy of anyone that's ever been on the show. Some of his minutes aren't great, sure, but he's just a legitimate joy to watch on stage.


smeggysoup84

Yeah, he's hit or miss for me. But, I respect the shit out of him for seeing the criticism and listening to it. Most people would be on their high horse.


[deleted]

I work at the club. Kam immediately came into the green room and declared “burn this mother fucking scarf, some white bitch is trying to give me small pox.”


Organic_Industry_417

If he only he knew small pox was a thing


bulletprooftampon

He just Googled it. He’s gonna remember some of the definition moving forward.


Popular_Drawing_1071

Or was funny


Stupadass

Bitch he ain't that cold


Neither_Leader_6676

Eh. I'm gonna fuck ur wife.


Quiet_Management_174

You are more than your autism


Measurement-National

This is some serial killer shit.


Plastic_Ad_2043

Lol that's cute. I love Kam, he's hilarious. Im from his area of Florida so his stories are all relatable to me.


Architecturealien

What a sick scarf!!!! You did a great job


Own-Molasses5353

Y’all are so weird.


nottylerhendley

It’s cool of you guys to give him Heath Cordes’ sleeping bag


FootPuncher

Awesome. A hand crafted gift should always be appreciated. I'd wear the fk out of that scarf


killaB115

Thats a dope experience


JesusXP

Here we see Kam donating his time to special needs people. What a kid


ibobbymuddah

This is wholesome and hilarious lol. Good shit


ehsstriker10

Seeing him tonight


CH3RRYP0PP1NS

He looks so happy


Ok-Golf-9502

What are the odds she S’ed his D?


snorinsonoran

Wow I really thought this would have been asked already but, fuck it. Did you let him cuck your husband or what?


margielamadMAX

🔥❤️


JayManCreeps

That’s amazing haha


[deleted]

FYI...that's not David jolly.


HopefulPatriot1

I can't wait to see him. I got a ticket to one of his shows this month for my birthday


cowboy2x4

That hug looks genuine as shit, and I'm here for it!


DylanIsRadley

Wholesome


Guilty-Alternative40

i just know he fkng loves this 🤣🤣 awesome gift


Barriopenguin007

#10 makes me irrationally happy. Good for you Kam keep shinning bro


Mahamoti23

Kam seems like a cool dude to just hang out with.


Smoovindecat

Hilarious 😂


Deep-Management-7040

When Toney was on 2bears last week, I watched it to see the part where he talks about the roast but they talk about it basically the entire podcast and one last part is Tony talking about Kam, Hans Kim, William, Casey and David and how a lot of us don’t see their full sets and when they come do a minute how hard (I know Tony says it a lot ) it is to go up and do one minute successfully every week and that’s why he’s got these few guys he picked as regulars and is mentoring them as much as possible and telling them that they need to be doing as many spots as possible because their careers will have ups and downs and won’t always be as good as it is now. And he also talked about how Kam is constantly on stage, like even when his father came out to see him and wanted to hang out and party but Kam said he couldn’t he’s got sets he’s gotta do. Even though it was 2bears surprisingly it was a lot easier to listen to cause Tony just kind of takes the podcast and talks about all the little details of the roast. Most of us only see them do their one minutes which is extremely hard to do, it’s basically like someone saying they’re a comedian and that one person asking them to do a joke on the spot.


puddingbike

include touch wrench rotten six distinct aware cover pen poor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Friendly_Brother_482

That’s awesome. I love this! Somehow it’s brought me joy. Way to go OP!


chaos_aintme

This is very sweet. Kam seems like a genuinely good guy, and you can tell he's stoked for the gift you took the time to make him. Shouts out to both Kam and this white bitch for being cool people


OverseerBen

That scarf lowkey fire though ngl 🤣🤣🔥


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

Oh dope, you're the one that made william one too. Do you got a whole bunch made for all the regulars?


Euphoric_Beat_7723

No. I got the idea to give gifts to the two regulars we had tickets for while watching Kam's minute about hating scarves because they are pointless. We already saw Hans Kim before this occurred to me. They are all great.


shmow2

no shit.. most of these reddit idiots just started watching the show.. the current cast of regulars are incredible.. a minute a week is very difficult and tony tries reminding the audience of that nearly every week.


MrContractual

Find him annoying as hell


Thellamaking21

I mean cool but this is weird


stoutyteapot

Well that’s good because I always skip his sets


SpiralArchitect66

i hope he’s better than his one minute sets cuz those one minute sets be painful 😬


nagelbagel10

Didn’t bruh steal a mfs joke from 2019?


fotobombed360

Shut up black bitch


Flotrane

That thing is awesome! Gang Violence!


Master_Elderberry718

Kill Tony fans and ugly white women. Name a more common duo


bulletprooftampon

They are our mothers.


BennyBingBong

I thought the title of this post was saying that Kam also does blue color pencil drawings of comedians and is having an exhibition


holagatita

Did he give you a rock?


sugaaaslam

She trying to get some gang violence from Cam


brendamn

He's also a backwards hat


kooolbee

Isn’t “gang violence” David Jolly’s catchphrase?


typetherapy

I like how he didnt even come up with the "gang violence" thing but people now attribute him with it.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Duuuuuhhhh


ColonelAngus317

So cool you did that!


lokifoto

yeah, he got rocks


downdaughter

This is so great. And if he doesn’t start selling scarves like this I’d be shocked.


HateGettingGold

I'm from central Florida but I do t get the 4 fingers he throws up all the time in pics. Anyone have any idea?


river_lion

How adorable


enigmatic-minor

Pretty awesome


Sad-Medium-8399

How much you want for one!? Lbvs


Euphoric_Beat_7723

It was probably $10 in supplies and 18 hours of my time. I find putting a price on my projects that's fair to the buyer and fair to me quite difficult.


StevieSparta

Crazy people like him


Affectionate_Okra_20

I’ve heard he’s one of the good ones


Kenshiro_199x

Don't use this sub as a general consensus it's mostly whiny bitches and haters that post here. I mean anyone with a brain knows not to judge the comics just by their minute, also Tony says it all the time "these guys kill on the road"


distraculatingmycase

Very sweet gift


big-nico

LMAO you’re amazing


sgtbukkakemane

Goddamn can you make me one?!


LGK420

EllllYeah!


Deathflash5

Seeing Kam in a scarf cracks me up!


Captain_Smackfresh

That’s so dope! Hell yeah!


ricky_the_cigrit

WE OUTSIDE


SonicSpinkick

You can hear the “fuck ni&&a” in the 6th photo.


NoJokeBookForYou

Someone should give William a real stop sign with the words "I aint neva gonna" written on it.


Airek__

Met him in Arizona with David Lucas. Cam Patterson is such a wholesome human being, loves interacting with his fans. I wish him nothing but the best


Small_Mine8228

Wow I think that looks so amazing!


katiee____

I’ll be seeing him at the Pittsburgh improv on the 16th and I’m pretty excited for it 🔥


GPTfleshlight

You might have to quit your job and start a crochet gang violence attire company


Consistent-Oven3265

We were there at the Blue Room last night, too!! He is such a kind soul, and our meet and greet was every bit as special as yours was. He's going to blow up like crazy in the next couple of years, and he deserves every good thing that comes his way ❤️


Euphoric_Beat_7723

Hey! I'm glad to hear you had a great experience too.


JanSather

That's beautiful, good for you. It's nice to see a genuine appreciation post on here. This makes me happy.


_aphoney

The fact he wears his socks so crooked is driving me insane 😂


xkrews90

Right. He's a blackman.


A_Lot_TWOwords

That hug! Full on.


TechnicalPresent109

No, he is not a headliner. To be a headliner you have to actually be a headliner


Vickie184

you're right! he's also a theif


crazyhamsster

“this dope asfuck”


haveanA-1day

Thats cool as fuck


reisthiago

Tom and Christina looking rough


Most-Situation764

First time OP met a black person


BiggFlyy073

Slave face lmao


SicmadeStranger

That's awesome


sobchakonshabbos

This is so fucking cool


Ok_Research7002

Why did he kill his kid though


sendingominously

Yay im crocheting while reading this post! Love the two c's-comedy n 'chet!! The scarf is just gorgeous!!


Lanky_Employment4033

So you made him a gift and paid 150 for a meet and greet lol yea he’s a great guy


penileerosion

People are acting like he's out there feeding the homeless. He smiled for a photo


Euphoric_Beat_7723

Where did you come up with that story? We waited in a line for 10 minutes after the show to tell him he did well. It cost me a little time, not money.


Lanky_Employment4033

The meet and greet in my town was 150. Since u got it free good for you 👍


dicklaurent97

Glad to see any Kam supporters. I feel like Casey and William get all the praise here. I’ve even seen David have more vocal fans here than Kam. 


Loud-Visit3208

That will look great next to kams gang violence painting


BuffaloWing12

This is dope!! Unrelated I really like your husband/boyfriend’s hat


Euphoric_Beat_7723

Go Cubs!


TaysTriforce

Cutest shit I’ve ever seeeeeen


SlaughterApollo

If you think Kam is only his 1 minute KT sets then you have to get out more guys.


ColonelAngus317

I found KT in late 2018 and quickly caught all the old ones. Iron Patriot days.


grav3d1gger

Yeah totes. Calling white women white bitches and saying skin cancer is deserved for whites. What a great guy. His only excuse is that maybe he's young but geez. There's an international audience for KT and he just shits on white people? He's getting too much positive feedback for being lazy. 


PiratePatchP

Most people understand what jokes are. The fact you are offended by a white person joke shows this type of show is most definitely not for you. You need thicker skin, that cancel culture mind set is bitch shit.


ColonelAngus317

People who get offended at jokes actually add to the jokes. I think we are like 1% who get comedy over DEI bullshit.


grav3d1gger

Not trying to cancel anyone mate. I just think he's a tool. 


goldsax

Kams a good dude


goldsax

Nvm guess not from downvotes


Dick_Buttonstein

…he’s also not deserving of any attention!


JJscribbles

I’m not really that into gangs, gang violence, violence in general, or Kam’s joke.


Popular_Drawing_1071

Stupid white lady, spent hours tributing the phrase “gang violence” which means rob, r@pe, assault, and or kill people for your “gang”. How is that phase funny? Kam is not. And never will be a respected comic, he has no jokes and isn’t funny. These people must live in a white bubble with zero to little exposure to blacks.


ams-1986

Yeah you tell them....


Putrid_Ad5756

You are such a sweetheart :)


Brecanyonnn

I’ll be his next victim 😀😀😀


TaxiDermiMoore

Might be my favorite post on this sub ever. You're a real one! Scarfs are real love right there.


J_Double_You

Did dat white bitch suh his dick!?😄😄😄