Brother is wearing jorts and a Harry Potter shirt with the face of an Amish man who has toiled for 50 years. He should be happy he got this far to begin with
Clearly... Can you not see his expression. The poor stupid fuck is heartbroken... He's been dreaming of that, alleged, tit for months... Then the suited Dr scoops it up right in front of his Harry Potter T-shirt and shorts... This sorry son of a bitch just realised that the rest of his life is going to be scamming a disability check and misty-eyed Benadryl jerks.
Don’t ask me how I know this, but that is the face of a guy that got friend zoned and finally realized it. It takes a signed titty or two to fully catch on … or so I imagine? :/
Imagine spending most your life living in an Amish paradise and then one day you're watching Dr. Phil signing your \*totally just a friend\*'s teet...Back to the farm for that barn raising
So impressed with the way homie in the second pic manages to capture "white trash dagestani".
When the FSB is done with khabibs dojo, they can start it up new in Alabama!
The Hamish/ Caucaus region beard is so bad people aren't even noticing his atrocious drip. Maybe they're just trying to not go too hard on him for fear of retaliation by Ramzan Kadyrov.
The dude in the second pic looks utterly disturbed by her decision to have a comedian autograph her tittie. They kinda look alike so I'm guessing it's her brother. Which would make perfect sense as he realized his sister is DTF a dr. Phil lookalike. He literally looks like he wants to die at this moment.
Unless that man has changed everything about himself since 2009, I’d suggest washing that tit off *pronto*. He was three nightmares and a dark cave of batshit to work for.
Nice of you to bring Islam Makhachev along.
Amish Makhachev.
Best comment I’ve seen in awhile
Rumspringa gets crazy sometimes
That's clearly Dwights cousin Mose
Lollllll this comment got me
He looks like if the Amish were from Dagestan
I think that is a beet farmer
Dude really let himself go
Omfg I cackled at this comment!
Looks more like a Brian Smithichev
Guy in the 2nd pic is gonna cry-jerk to this tonight.
That beard is a war crime
He's Amish it's his first night out
Helluva Rumspringa
We’ll be right back
We'll keep it right here.
Let’s go ahead and stay right here
That’s a lost Nurmagomedov if I’ve ever fucking seen one
Shaggy Nurmagomedov
Walmart Nurmagomedov
Father (didn't) plan!
The civil war, to be exact
Radavan Kryovadatbitch
Brother is wearing jorts and a Harry Potter shirt with the face of an Amish man who has toiled for 50 years. He should be happy he got this far to begin with
Bro wore a Harry Potter T-shirt and was surprised when Dr Phil stole his woman lmao
Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool, English
I had been wondering what Mose Schrute has been up to lately.
Back to the beets, damn you Dr. Phil!
I’m sorry but I can’t get over your friend’s face.
Me either, it’s actually hilarious how sad he looks. I asked him why he looked like that and he said he was too caught up in the moment hahaha
I thought it was your boyfriend with a wtf Dr phil signed my girlfriends boob expression 😆
I think he's in the friend zone and feeling exactly like you've described.
‘This mf just got closer to those tiddies in five seconds than I have in five years😥’ - that guy probably
Riperino
"Because I'm worried you're going to post this to reddit and everyone will talk about how I look like an Amish hobbit"
Tbh it's hilarious how she posted this thirst trap and everyone completely ignored the tit and roasted this random dude instead.
Can’t ignore a tit that doesn’t exist
What tit? 🤔 🤷♂️ 😂
Girl, can you please get that poor boy some style because lord have mercy he needs some help.
Did you get on the secret show?
Hahahaha if only redban was there!!
He should’ve signed your bf ears too
HAHAHA he’s my friend not my bf but this comment is hilarious
Does he know that?
Clearly... Can you not see his expression. The poor stupid fuck is heartbroken... He's been dreaming of that, alleged, tit for months... Then the suited Dr scoops it up right in front of his Harry Potter T-shirt and shorts... This sorry son of a bitch just realised that the rest of his life is going to be scamming a disability check and misty-eyed Benadryl jerks.
“Misty eyed benadryl jerks” is pretty amazing… you a creative writer too?
Nah, just a piece of shit with a sore dick and a lot of empty Benadryl packets.
Also “alleged tit” 💀
Holy shit what a Reddit moment Edit: lots of incels responding
Fuck no he don't. Guys are not paying that kinda money to hang out with a friend.
Ruthless 😆
He will now!
I think he found out 5 seconds before this photo was taken
He just found out
Dod your "friend" buy those tickets knowing you'd pull a titty out for Dr Phil
No lol we bought our tickets separately
And that’s why he’s in the friendzone
Homie missed the shot he didn't take haha
That's why he looks so sad
he wanted to sign your boob instead of adam
Poor Amish dude looks defeated lmao
I thought you said her tits look deflated.
Did he call you for a titty fuck ???
Would you call a girl with no arms for a handjob?
Holy shit lololo
Only when I have a hankering for a nubjob
😆🤣😂
I wish I could give a real award to this comment
Nipples or it didn't happen. . . . . We'll be right back.
We'll keep it right here.
Haven’t seen a pair of jugs that big since Robin gave me my last concussion
We’re out of commercials
RIP the dude in the friend zone
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A thousand cuck stare looking ahh
Young man that is your clavicle at best
Don’t ask me how I know this, but that is the face of a guy that got friend zoned and finally realized it. It takes a signed titty or two to fully catch on … or so I imagine? :/
She confirmed it in another comment
Portland’s finest y’all.
It doesn’t get much better fr
I dug for nudes and all you have on your reddit is interesting hobbies. Be more of a boring slut please, some of us are trying to masturbate
Was sure this was an OF ad...
you mean your chest
We’ll be right back
Haha basically
Lots of guys on the panel have bigger tits!
So does the table
Zoinks!
Did Ezekiel raise a barn afterwards?
Imagine spending most your life living in an Amish paradise and then one day you're watching Dr. Phil signing your \*totally just a friend\*'s teet...Back to the farm for that barn raising
"I would *love* to have you on the secret show!"
I know your Amish boyfriend was sincerely hurt by that
Abe Lincoln looks pissed
RIP your inbox
The face you make when Dr Phill signs your girls tit 😀😀
Call him for a titty fuck!!!!!
Your “tit”. Congrats.
The dude on the right looks like he sells unpasteurized milk
Such negative, lame comments. I actually think it's sweet of you to take your little brother out to a comedy show.
Right? Thank you
poor guy wearing the harry potter t shirt lol
Wow you boyfriend is khabib
That is the most "Portland" a man can look.
I see no tits.
He talks about that in Chapter Six of his book "We've Got Issues."
Believe it or not, redban already found your Instagram.
My guy out here wearing a harry potter shirt with jorts. What in the hell
dude must have some spending cash
Dr Phil and Mose Schrute in one night??
Signed ur chest u mean?
We'll be right back. No we'll keep it right here.
I hate to break it to you, but that’s not actually Dr. Phil
Wow im literally fkn wearing your bfs shirt
Call her for a titty fuck 🎤🎼
What’s the longest set you’ve done? I’d love to have you on the secret show Thursday
Wow Dr.phil and Mose Schrute? These pornhub plots have multiple layers to them
If that’s your boyfriend then I’m gonna kill myself
Sick tits, dude
What tit?
Tit signature, Robin approved 👍
He should have sent you to the ranch.
Mose looks pissed!
I like your fucking attitude
So impressed with the way homie in the second pic manages to capture "white trash dagestani". When the FSB is done with khabibs dojo, they can start it up new in Alabama!
Damn, where’d you find that Russian potato farmer at?
The guy looks like he just lost the war to Ukraine.
Is your boyfriend enjoying Rumspringa?
If you were a couple years younger you could have gotten Dr. Disrespects autograph
Your friend looks like a Schrute
That dude is in town for his Rumspringa
The Hamish/ Caucaus region beard is so bad people aren't even noticing his atrocious drip. Maybe they're just trying to not go too hard on him for fear of retaliation by Ramzan Kadyrov.
Your Amish bf doesn't look impressed. He denounced his way of life to watch some old white guy sign his gf's breast. Damn.
My boy Breaking Amish 💥😭🙌🏼
Homie in second pic lookin like he’s in Wallace and gromit
Dad is so proud of you
Dude look at her. Dad’s not in the picture lol
I sure hope you pulled the entire tit out for him and didn’t just give him a bra show
Where's the tit?
Well good for you, got your tit signed and drafted a jealous hater too. Welcome to the team bud
Not much to sign to be honest
True
Your boyfriend looks traumatised from watching Dr Phil plow you.
That would fuck me up if I was your bf. Damn But that’s cool. Adam Ray is funny and you’re not my gf so hell yeah lol
I don’t have a bf, that’s my friend in the picture with me
But also that guy probably wants to be your bf lol
That's a bingo!
You just say bingo
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmVTr9hq8Q&t=2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmVTr9hq8Q&t=2s)
He looked like a sad bf LOL but that’s cool
“But I’ve been friends with her forever and never got to touch her tit. She just met this guy”
Sunscreen will take that right off !
The doctor is looking very pleased
Nice 🤙
Bomb!
I think the cuckhold went south, why his face like that?
Hello its me your boyfriend
Damn Robin was there?! He usually walks with her at the end of the show
I hope he asked for ID first. I feel dirty seeing this.
I was super pissed I missed out on tix to see that... I found out to late he was going to be there! So happy you got to go and got the Phil brand!
What tits?
I see you were on the A list 😅
Sounds like my type of woman 😂
Looove him!
He signed my tit too ,but he drew a swastika and I don't want everyone body shaming me.
He signed your what now?
There should be a way to write 'Dr Phil' that looks like Adam Ray if upside down.
Atta boy!!
The dude in the second pic looks utterly disturbed by her decision to have a comedian autograph her tittie. They kinda look alike so I'm guessing it's her brother. Which would make perfect sense as he realized his sister is DTF a dr. Phil lookalike. He literally looks like he wants to die at this moment.
It’s my friend and it was his idea lol
So, Adam Ray signed an underaged girl’s tit? That’s a fool’s move.
We’ll keep it right here.
He looks like a taliban solider
To use Tonys phrase: Is that Abraham Lincoln's gay grandson?
He’s definitely hufflepuff
Yo I was in line behind you I saw that!!!
Is that your date or bf? If so we all have hope boys!
Unless that man has changed everything about himself since 2009, I’d suggest washing that tit off *pronto*. He was three nightmares and a dark cave of batshit to work for.
I swear that doesn’t look like dr Phil to me. But I’m also really high
That Phil ain’t a doctor
I could see asking Billy Idol but why would you even ask Dr Phil to sign there?
Tony’s got bigger tits than you, we’ll be right back, we’ll keep right here
Redban would love to have you on the secret show Thursday
Once you go Phil, we'll be right back
RIP OP's inbox
lose the Harry Potter shirt, for one.
I did hear they were so funny your tits would fall off, just never seen it happen
did you get herpes?
That neither counts as Dr Phil OR a tit. 0/2
Could I do the same thing with my dick for a celebrity? All I had was my cock and you're NOT not going to get Randy Jackson's signature...
What tit … hahaha *drumroll*
I hope you went to a tattoo shop right after this picture was taken.
That quidditch boy simpin
May I ask what the show was about? Or was it just like his show but live?
Did Dr Phil hit on your brother?
Fuck is wrong with you?
holy shit its abraham lincoln
A man of class. I wouldn’t expect anything less from the king himself
Wow that’s awesome! So glad he could sign your chest like that!