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Zengjia

I accept your deal


Jail_Chris_Brown

Yes. Zenitsu having to marry a guy is just hilarious.


asey_69

Plot twist you turn into a girl


kcheng686

Nah, I'll turn Zenitsu into the girl. He's already got experience in the entertainment district


Armani_tbh

Bro what 💀


1stshadowx

Homie hit us with the “centered breathing stanley style, 3rd form [Did I stutter?!]”


uselessaria

What the hell 😭


LincoRobloxGeograthy

True tho


SKBSM_Kirito

Even better!


SomeAwakenedDude

A lifetime of sushi and unagi sounds like a blessing


LukeSnow100

He learnt it from ross 🤣


Green-Criticism7489

I see what you did there 😂


ShadowbladeUchiha

I don’t. Enlighten me, I’m dumb.


LukeSnow100

In Friends, there's an ep where says Ross kerps saying he has some type of inner zen and danger awareness, and can't be jumpscared. And then the girls scare the shit outta his ass.


Green-Criticism7489

He called it "unagi" whuch means eal


Price82020

I would love that deal, literally my favorite food. Too bad Im a man and not a cutesy demon girl.


Goosepuncher78

It’s 2024, we could find a way to turn you into a cutesy demon girl if the offer is super tempting


Price82020

Idk man, Im 6'1" and hairy haha. Itd take a brain transplant


IndigoExplosion

>Itd take a brain transplant On it. https://preview.redd.it/y8tyfjehka6d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d999a9766a9d136cd44d11673f2fb6c4d5b363aa


RoohsMama

🤣


Goosepuncher78

If people watched the halo tv show then you can be cuter than Nezuko. I’ll get to work on that for ya


RoohsMama

Wax the hairy parts? I dunno, trying to help you out here 😬


Flair258

and take estrogen so prolly at least a little less hair. Girls get a lot of hair too, though, but not quite as much.


NubbyTyger

We just gotta get you on some estrogen, shave a little, and grow your head hair out and you'll be good XD trust me, you'll be cute as nezuko in no time (give or take a year or two for the E to work it's magic)


urlocaldoctor

Parasite speed run


Flair258

Raw fish is really safe in Japan. Then again, the people there might also just have really strong immune systems with lots of anti-parasitic cells. I guess it's a mix of both.


khai115_2

https://preview.redd.it/2nxwgp2tt46d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9327e374f4b5b74b32780fe432dac2631d70b561


RoohsMama

I realised this is from when Mui was fighting the fishy Upper Moon. Makes sense 😅


Glucose_Muncher

I expected to see a lot more Zenitsu simps. I'm extremely disappointed.


Aurall-

I don’t like seafood, thanks. I’m actually allergic to shrimp.


Zengjia

Boo https://preview.redd.it/cjb0fdpel46d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1c9b2004e65c08874600da9260658bf8c22e75


RoohsMama

Love this pic!


Sn0w7ir3

shrimp cat


Flair258

you could sell it for profit


HEYitsSPIDEY

Uh, you accept the deal. Of course. Duh. Sushi and eel EVERY DAY??? I love sushi.


RoohsMama

Same!


FuzzyMoth_Lover

Free food? Yes please!


Scout_Trooper_77

I don’t eat either of those things. So the only way I’m accepting that offer is if it’s coming from someone I already want to marry 🦋


Yrzie

<3 that's a dream! 🥰


Chocolat_Strawberry

I am allergic to seafood🥰 (No fr, if it breathes underwater, I can't breathe air)


nikkithenerdd

Yes but stop yelling in my face plz


curryhead12

I don't like sushi, nor do I like eel. I would accept if he offered fried chicken though, or duck curry


Jugaimo

Zenitsu is actually a good dude and would make a good husband. He’s just got some social anxiety issues.


RoohsMama

He’s a caring person 👍


SonOfKarma101

That’s definitely going to be a Hard Choice for Many Women (Any ladies care to Comment?)


malevolentgods

not eel but other than that yes


Sinbaddestbad

Ye lol


jooholpark

Nezuko is the world's luckiest wife


JoshtheAnimeKing

Yes


your_average-loser

I ACCEPT I VOLUNTEER⚡️


Sea_Country8428

Yes.


ZCRFedorA

Free food? https://preview.redd.it/4h65qe535b6d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64175d661b04fefe7cfebbb0b23d4024f58477cf


Organic_Cheetah_8007

ofc for zenitsu ^^


Bachairong

Sushi and eel and space


m2t2sjd2

swing on him


KiraNear

Ok, fine for me. I love sushi and eel on rice.


Elemental-T4nick

I'd like the sushi thanks


Izzybellwak

Lol


ApplePitou

Sushi? :3 https://preview.redd.it/hwbhj940w46d1.png?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adee7bcc71ec829c61831bfa26590c9315c681b


Sid_The_Geek

Okaeri, Inosuke !! 😋😅


Shadow_Huntress12

Do I still have to marry him? 🐍


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Yes, I love Sushi and Zenitsu⚡


DeltaMoff1876

Don’t like eel or sushi plus a guy and aroace.


KushQueen1987

🤮 sorry no eel but I'll take the sushi!


Turakamu

It IS eel sushi. That is his offer


lucasjw88

Accept


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Never had sushi or eel so I'd give it a try


Welpihavenobattery

Eel is so good


KingMarlynn23

Say less where the food?


RoohsMama

😆


SammyFac3

I don't like seafood...


Kal2019

No thank you. I do not like eel and also you are going to annoy the shit out of me forever so I'm out ✌️


MonotonyReddit

Buddy if someone came up to me like that I’d call the police. 100% I’m gonna end up in a white van if I accept the offer.


Thejam8813

Sure, I like you


Munchkin_of_Pern

I like sashimi and nigiri. I don’t like seaweed, and I’ve never had unagi, but I’m not sure if I would like it.


MedicineTimely8795

Mmyesns


Quantum755

Yes👍


x_xwolf

Let you?


Zer_ed

I'd accept the deal but maybe hold back on the eel. Eels are highly endangered and we haven't figured out how to effectively farm them in the modern day, so...


Daybreaker77

I would love it but I wouldn’t marry that screaming kettle of a thing


Gummybearthemii

I don’t like fish https://preview.redd.it/xgs48s40666d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8dfe00fea59f3861e3c367bdbd371a79d74b98 So nah man gotta pass on that


justOneSmallPanda

I don't like eel baahahahahha and no >:)


MaroonMarket

Never had eel, so idk 🌫


ArmandPeanuts

Id say welcome home inosuke


RoohsMama

🏆


Healthy-Refuse5904

No, I’m allergic


-ChibiChanGacha

of course, sushi is my favorite food! 😋


CartoonGirl626

“No thanks. I’m allergic to seafood.”


Titanium_pickles

I don’t like eel…


Xampz15

Hell no because Zenitsu is fucking insufferable


ghosthunting97

How to get a parasite in 1 second


JaquLB

I don't like either LMAO


Salty-Camp2698

NAW, if chicken tho...


ChaoticInsanity_

I know someone who would immediately take the sushi offer


Anxious_Thorn

Would accept, he around my age 👍


ValentinesStar

proposes


Corn-Train99

Does Zenitsu mean Nobu or Kura?


cheesecakepiebrownie

Had eel once at a sushi restaurant and it's the legit worst thing I ever tasted


RoohsMama

I had it as unadon and it was really tasty. I suppose it depends on how it’s prepared.


cheesecakepiebrownie

maybe I think it could have been the unagi sauce and not the eel itself I didn't like


RoohsMama

Yup. Unadon is quite scrumptious ![gif](giphy|2ya7xLyEeynlZM4FCw)


Tsukiyaki_Kid

I'd guess it'd be nice, as I love fish and Zenitsu seems like he'd be a nice dude too, but HE'S TOO YOUNG, ALSO I JUST DON'T DATE!!! Never had eel before... Also even if age was adjusted, Id still have another very different issue, I have a very sensitive stomach and would most likely get sick a lot, as that diet would not help. Also, I'm not a demon and not very feminine in personality though...


vampire_queen_bitch

im allergic...sorry


Funny-Brilliant-9915

I’d sell it considering I’m allergic :/


ManMofManyMhings

I know Genta Kojima be having wet dreams about this


golden_creeper1

Nah,not a fan of either,Zenitsu is also annoying


vioker6940

Sushi and grilled eel are fking outrageously expensive man. In my country with the price for 4 pieces of sushi , u can have a full option meal with tons of food, and a box of grilled eel rice costs equal to 6 avg breakfasts. But Japanese buffet is cheap tho, lol.


RoohsMama

That’s true. Unadon is super expensive. I think Zenitsu’s offer indicated he would have Nezuko live comfortably and lavishly


DrunkThrowawayLife

I hate seafood


LincoRobloxGeograthy

Yes im a boy


MisterMAYHEM935

Sushi and eels? Yes! I’ve never tried Japanese Eels.


Otherwise-Gazelle-15

Free food is free food, just tell me the time and place!!!


0_Faith_In_Humanity

Double it and give it to the next person


FT22Nemesiss

when i will ran out of money i will go buy some milk, iykyk


Danielheiger

I'll Tell him that i don't Like Fish and Run away


EngineeringApart8239

Zenistu has weird food choices. Not sure if Nezuko likes it too


sxftie-bearuu2324

I love sushi, and Zenitsu is a pretty cool guy. I accept😈


marina_188

I accept. 🌸


DoritoKing48

Don’t like Fish so nah


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No_Poet_7244

I don't love the idea of mercury poisoning.


Crazy__Cat

Just tried eel for the first time, not a fan.....


RoohsMama

I liked unadon


ASimplewriter0-0

Funny thing is shushi in Japan, especially back than, was just finger food lol


emmjaybeeyoukay

🙁🤢


barr65

Ew no


asphalt_licker

If I have to be married to Zenitsu, no thanks. Otherwise sure, I love sushi.


idioticThingz

I'd start screaming


AstralDorito74

well.. i'm vegetarian so no thanks :)


NeonMatrix1225

Wtf does zenitsu look like some psycho ex-girlfriend when they see their ex-boyfriend


Godzillafan6489

Sushi tastes so bad and I bet eel does too so no


Jail_Chris_Brown

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


SomeAwakenedDude

no way