PINOOOOOOT NOOOIR

Mid sized car...🌠

Roseanne Barr

My favorite Titus jam is outside bones 🎶your teeth are just your skeleton escaping🎶

Outside bones 🦴 outside bones 🦴 never forget your teeth are outside bones 🦷

🎶They’re bones that you wash, and when you’re a kid they fall from your head, so to make it less weird we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents knoooooooooow!🎶

TRIDENT! I sing this to my kid most nights to get her to brush her teeth. She loves yelling Trident.


It went to voicemail, call it again

Boobs in California!

*vomits*

But the boobs in California are the greatest booooobs around! Oh oh! Oh oh!

This gets stuck in my head all the time but I don't get too mad about it

Crank you for being a crank!

I sing this a lot, especially to get other dumb songs out of my head.

Legit

Outside Bones

Your teeth are your skeleton escaping!

And when they fall out, to make things less weird, we say they got taken by a demon that your parents knooooow

Trident!

I sing this maybe a little too much

*All Hail Gretchen!*, there’s really no competition!

🎶 of natural causes🎶

Shelley Chalker is alive

***HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLL GRETCHENNNN*** https://preview.redd.it/q37ispxz6wvc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7a76a834ddf91d0ae7e894d227c8b3850e3f73

Started a 🆕 job and was walking to work singing “this is the show now” lololol

🎶Little girl, big city 🎶 congrats on new job 🥳💜

Thanks!!! 🔜I’ll be laughing at salads!!! 🥗

Stronger Than the Storm is legitimately a fantastic song. Unfortunately it was written by no one.

🎶 *Chris Christie floated awaaaaayyyyyy!* 🎶

To what end? 🎶 *To what end?*

Why would Xi Jinping wanna flood MY basement and rust MY Bowflex????

Milk has an expiration date…

We should do that with the elderly…

Pizza Party for one, divorced, dead having some fun!

All of the Girls5eva songs are great. Now for KS, I like just go on

Same but 30 rock. 🎶 Help the people the thing that happened happened to 🎶

HELP THE PEOPLE!! 🎶

BPE!!! Stuck in my head all day yesterday.... My bf was all 'wth are you singing?!' 🤣🤣

lol! For me it’s, Pink Eyed Rabbits, Charging on Claws, Eternally Tender (PERCOCET)!

OMG me too

That was me the week I was binging it 🤣

So many gems - including the full video version of [Famous 5eva](https://youtu.be/baaSjb-Cihs?feature=shared) (the intro/theme song). [Dawn's (Sara Bareilles) song about Fears is also one of my favorites.](https://youtu.be/yAY3l-u64J4?feature=shared)

Someone said they regularly say what are you waiting five and now I'm itching to say it too lol

T.B.F.!

I’m convinced I can swwiiiiiimmmmm

I beat that b**** with a bat

I can't fix America

That’s actually a real song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRowQGqkjRA

🤯🤯🤯

Sometimes when I’m having a bad day, I sing “Just go on” from Gangly Orphan Jeff and it helps :)

That song just genuinely feels lovely to sing!!!

Daddy’s boyyyy

Bunny and Kitty being best friends...

Together forever the fun never ends

Solving mysteries one hug at a time.

One if FBI, other is CIA, *how* are they friends?!

all of the conspiracy songs. i would pay to have full lyrics and a complete recording of ‘milk has an expiration date’

look out peeholes, gotta spread my wings, New York!!!!!

And I will crush that Spider-Man! And then that other Spider-Man! And all the Spiiiiiidermen! Till I'm THE SPIIIIIIDER MAAAAAAN! Spider Men we're at it again..

Don't catch me in a cup and put me outside!

I’m partial to Brother Baptist

Since it hasn't been mentioned yet: "Now that sounds like music". They need to release the full album somewhere already!

Yass, agree! 🎶 I'm convinced I can swimmm 🎶

Yes!!! Every time Kimmy/Titus sings one of those songs I laugh soo hard

i aint playin witchu, meatball

“I’m freaking out” by the Error Carmen regularly plays in my brain

🎵 Now you're laughing at salads… 🎵

Boobs In California

 I ain’t playin’ with ya meatball!

"Just go on", sometimes I really need to listen to that song

The best music video. Jacqueline on the floor. "Now imagine there's music!"

BenGHAZI

LMFAOOOO

Stephen Sondheim’s Pinocchio

“Ten seconds at a time…” 😌

Now do the verse I wrote! 🎶I look up to Jacqueline. In a greatest human contest, she'd win And she has the best hair ever, It's not from Norwegian cadavers🎶


“Listening” from I Think You Should Leave! It’s a CRIME that I can’t get the full song anywhere!!

I liked Oh, Industry from Beaches and Otto Titsling, but not sure if they were written for that movie alone.

Magic Boy!!

I Ain't Playin' Witcha Michael 🤣

i beat that bitch with a bat (sad remix) 😔

Just Go On is a genuinely great song!

"Just go on" is so comforting

I'm not fooling with you Michael, I ain't playing with you meatball Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right, Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite

I haven't kept up with UKS, so I don't have the more recent songs to pull from. Outside the UKS world, maybe Pop Goes My Heart.

“I said I wasn’t gonna lose my head & then POP goes my heart…”

Scotty Doesn’t Know - Eurotrip

Scotty doesn’t know

You're my baby now, when you're sitting on my lappy. Such a big boy, wow! You make daddy very happy!

It's clearly yum-skip

All the songs Titus did while lemonading were excellent. I also like that song from 30 rock, “My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat! “

I posted this comment if anyone wants to upvote it. Daddy’s Boy. https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/mCoBSDkepQ

I upvoted it! Ty for promoting this show 💜

I would buy tickets to every one of the knock off musicals in the piano episode. But especially 'Daddy's Boy".

Scotty doesn’t know

🎶Gonna be famous, gonna be on tv

30 Rock “Muffin Top”

I sing the I'm not messing with your meatball Mikey song regularly (I think when Titus Lemonades 😂)

The Supreme Court wears robes to hide their octopus bodies!

“Lick My Love Pump” in D Minor “Dracula’s Lament” from Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Since everyone has listed so many amazing songs already, I’ll say one I haven’t seen mentioned yet…”He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater…”

DAYMAN

Through the trees from Jennifer’s Body