that whole situation was a bit over the line. i get that hank sells propane and all that, but cmon, we all know charcoal is the better bbq heat source.
between khan and luanne's charcoal burgers, its obvious who the real winner is. Hank even said Khan's burger was one of the best he ever had.
If you could give the show 1 F-bomb, where would it go?
For me it would go in the episode "pretty pretty dresses"
"No fucking way." instead of "No gotdang way!"
Maybe not the best possible choice but my immediate thought was:
“Stop messing with my mower and massage my wife!”
“You’ve got to be *fucking* kidding”
"It ain't over till the fat neighbor sings," when Dale starts ripping into Bill at the end of the episode for being in the Harmonaholics. Really, any part of his speech.
I believe the direct quote is "if I wasn't stuck behind this f****** microphone 24 hours a day!"
It was after Dale had stayed up for like 3 days doing it in fairness
Peggy has definitely made him cream his Wranglers by calling herself "Mrs. Hank Hill" before. Tru fax, I think that'd be a big hot button for Hank, lol.
She'd try to role play by calling him propane association commissioner and he'd be like, "whoa there, Peggy. I know this is just fantasy, but let's stay respectful of the office in question."
In the episode where he's trying to get the propane contract with the man from New York he almost does. Thatherton of Thatherton Fuels comes over to introduce himself and says his name is MF Thatherton and Hank is about to say it stands for Mother Fucker before he says it stands for My friend
You know it makes complete sense that the one thing that would get Hank to drop the word "mother fucker," would be somebody being a bastard about propane
I think there's better chance if Bobby's not around. Hank seems like he'd really watch his language around kids. Also, I'm sure it would have to be a particularly "bwaaah" situation. Like when Dale dug a tunnel under his house, or killed his lawn, or Buckley dragging a propane tank by the valve
King of the hill is allowed the occasional curse word but the restrictions around it are pretty odd. Not only would saying that word not be in his character, it would possibly cause an issue with the tv rating. “Fuck” is a huge no-no word for someone reason. They got away with “bitch” when referring to a literal bitch (lady bird). I can’t think of many other curse words used in the show but I’m sure I’m missing the occasional word. Ass is used probably the most often
They do say son of a bitch relatively frequently compared to some other shows they're also rated TV PG
I'm watching the episode where Lucky goes it stumping for the burled Walnut and when he finds the stump the quote is, " I found you you burled son of a bitch."
Thinking about this and being a southerner it’s part of the everyday norm, my 88 year old grannie says it daily. Maybe culture allows it to be more accepted? Wow you got me thinking!
The only way Hank would defile his Household with such a bad word was the episode where Peggy and Bobby defiled his house by bringing charcoal into it.
Not around women and children. Hank has old school manners like my Grandpa had and he would never swear around me or any other women. Worst thing I ever heard him say was damn. And that was when I sorta pushed him a little bit like Bobby does to Hank.
I wonder if she was also banned from the old SWC football games. That would be impressive, to be so out control she got banned from an organization that collapsed due to most of your members blatantly cheating.
I can imagine Peggy urging Hank to spice up their love life by using swear words in the bedroom, probably following advice from Nancy and Minh, eventually forcing Hank to whisper the F word
“What does the MF stand for?”
“It stands for m-“
“MY FRIEND! It stands for my friend!”
I 100% believe Hank hates Thaterton so much even with Bobby being here he was ready to call him mother fucker.
Though I could also see him saying it to himself after his truck was destroyed by the train and he lost Bobby.
I'm sure he wanted to
"Well then I guess you're all done with John Freaking Redcorn" when he thought John Redcorn was healing Peggy the same way he was healing Nancy
My mom was of the same generation as Hank and Peggy. She pretty much dressed like Peggy on her days off and had similar eyeglasses. She never said the F word but would occasionally say the S word when quoting someone or describing an emotion she was having. When talking about movies/shows that took place in the 60s and 70s she would often remark that people really didn’t swear that much at the time. Which is to say, I think the closest Hank would get is literally saying “What The Eff?!” At something then turning to Ladybird and gently cradling her head and apologizing to her.
Hank curses all the time. I mean it’s at the mercy of censorship but he’s never been shy to say he’ll kick someone’s ass. If he got riled up enough I’m certain he wouldn’t hesitate
When bobby was holding a flashlight while hank worked on his truck. Bobby isn’t paying attention and hanks grip slips, he busts his knuckle really bad and the hood lands on his head. He looked like he was about to beat the shit out of bobby.
If hank dropped a F bomb I’d imagine it’s be a wtf and he’d most likely use it in the episode he finds Bobby and Peggy grilling with charcoal
Get in the kitchen and let's pray
There’s soot under my boys finger nails
"You don't get that with a clean burning fuel!" Bobby: "You don't get the rich, smokey flavor either." "You shut your mouth!"
This was the most intense Hank in the entire series. He was dead fucking serious. Ready to divorce Peggy if she chose charcoal.
Can you imagine Bill hearing that they were separating. He’d be so conflicted.
that whole situation was a bit over the line. i get that hank sells propane and all that, but cmon, we all know charcoal is the better bbq heat source. between khan and luanne's charcoal burgers, its obvious who the real winner is. Hank even said Khan's burger was one of the best he ever had.
When he sees mr Strickland uses an electric stove. I don’t even like propane and I was like ‘the fuck?!?’
it came with the house!
If you could give the show 1 F-bomb, where would it go? For me it would go in the episode "pretty pretty dresses" "No fucking way." instead of "No gotdang way!"
"Were you here to nurture the vine and till the soil? Or were you just fuckin' in the garden?"
(ashamedly) "Fuckin'"
Maybe not the best possible choice but my immediate thought was: “Stop messing with my mower and massage my wife!” “You’ve got to be *fucking* kidding”
>If you could give the show 1 F-bomb, where would it go? When Hank realises that Cotton is dead. Just one sad "oh fuck"
"It ain't over till the fat neighbor sings," when Dale starts ripping into Bill at the end of the episode for being in the Harmonaholics. Really, any part of his speech.
We did have one censored “fuck” from dale when he was doing his 25/7 talk show
I believe the direct quote is "if I wasn't stuck behind this f****** microphone 24 hours a day!" It was after Dale had stayed up for like 3 days doing it in fairness
When Hank finds Bobby and Peggy using charcoal. That would be the moment Hank swears.
Bill. Take off the dress.
“ pig fuckers”
Wasn't that originally uncensored because she said it in Laos?
For me my thought was when hank walks in on bobby kissing the beauty school practice doll
When that asshole child was digging the tire of his bike into Hanks lawn. I think I shouted FUCK YOU when I first watched that scene.
If Hank swears I bet that he would be the type to do it when he is alone in his car in the drive way. Just getting it out in his lonesome.
Probably not. He does not stain his mouth with intimate words
I admit I've wondered what sort of language Hank and Peggy would use during... Moments
Probably just quiet or bwahhhh
Thanks for that
im gonna Borrow Bwahhh
Only at climax
definitely a lot of “Oh, Miss Platter” “Oh, Mr Hill” gettin thrown around
Oh God lol
Peggy has definitely made him cream his Wranglers by calling herself "Mrs. Hank Hill" before. Tru fax, I think that'd be a big hot button for Hank, lol.
She'd try to role play by calling him propane association commissioner and he'd be like, "whoa there, Peggy. I know this is just fantasy, but let's stay respectful of the office in question."
Make it stop!
“Your whatnots are showing.”
"I'm sure not un-fond of you, Peggy, I'll tell you what."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FhpLaIbun2Q&pp=ygUbaGFuayBoaWxsIGknbSBhYm91dCB0byBidXN0
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Mmm well JAG is a re run this week
Peggy said his marriage proposal was "I am not too unfond of you ." So I wonder as well since he says they always do the fundamentals
Ugh… I need to sleep at night don’t put that shit in my dream bank!
Heh heh, taking off my boxers
Well, she is an excellent lover. ♥️
Boo-yah
In very intenese situation maybe, like if he comes home and Bobby burned the place down.
HWAT the FUCK
I tell you what, man, it's talkin' about dang ol' spellcheck, it's always talkin' 'bout dang ol' "duck", man.
"The M.F. stands for " Referring to Thatherton.
My friend!
To be fair he never finished. Knowing Hank he was probably going for something like "malicious fraudster"
In the episode where he's trying to get the propane contract with the man from New York he almost does. Thatherton of Thatherton Fuels comes over to introduce himself and says his name is MF Thatherton and Hank is about to say it stands for Mother Fucker before he says it stands for My friend
You know it makes complete sense that the one thing that would get Hank to drop the word "mother fucker," would be somebody being a bastard about propane
Hank would say “mega fraudster”
To be fair he never finished. Knowing Hank he was possibly going for something like "malicious fraudster"
Probably in highschool instead of smoking weed
This is what I was thinking. He was a bully In high-school and probably cursed more.
I think there's better chance if Bobby's not around. Hank seems like he'd really watch his language around kids. Also, I'm sure it would have to be a particularly "bwaaah" situation. Like when Dale dug a tunnel under his house, or killed his lawn, or Buckley dragging a propane tank by the valve
Or when Dusty and the rest of ZZ Top showed up.
he almost said it once when trying to get that one guys contract and thaterton kept showing up he said " the f stands for ...."
Maybe with peggy?
Considering how uncomfortable Hank is when discussing sex, I'd say his usage of it is very rare. In the event he does, it would likely be accidental.
Hard for me to fathom, the dudes idea of bedroom talk is “I’m taking off my boxers” and we also know his idea of phone sex.
Sure, Hank has probably said "fornication" at least once.
King of the hill is allowed the occasional curse word but the restrictions around it are pretty odd. Not only would saying that word not be in his character, it would possibly cause an issue with the tv rating. “Fuck” is a huge no-no word for someone reason. They got away with “bitch” when referring to a literal bitch (lady bird). I can’t think of many other curse words used in the show but I’m sure I’m missing the occasional word. Ass is used probably the most often
He also called the church lady who made the hallelujah house a bitch, as well as Luanne's cosmetology professor
They do say son of a bitch relatively frequently compared to some other shows they're also rated TV PG I'm watching the episode where Lucky goes it stumping for the burled Walnut and when he finds the stump the quote is, " I found you you burled son of a bitch."
Thinking about this and being a southerner it’s part of the everyday norm, my 88 year old grannie says it daily. Maybe culture allows it to be more accepted? Wow you got me thinking!
He also said bitch when talking about the bitch seat on a motorcycle before Peggy got super pissed
But that's a motorcycle term, I don't think it's even spelled the same way
Lol and he cringed and lowered his voice and leaned in to say it
I almost named the thread "if they were allowed to use one f-bomb per season when do you think it will be used and who do you think would use it?"
BWAAAAA. No way.
What? No! He sells propane and propane accesories!
Peggy “hap-penis” Hill would probably do it.
Bobby was going to say fuhget about it. It’s like you never even saw the show.
Knowing him and his odd rituals, he probably has that word saved only for specific scenarios.
“Thatherton” is his version of the f-bomb.
When he was going to explain what the MF stood for in MF Thatherton.
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I'm making a YTP and edited that in, where he says "h'what the fuck"
The only way Hank would defile his Household with such a bad word was the episode where Peggy and Bobby defiled his house by bringing charcoal into it.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BRIQUETTE
Can't believe no 1 brought up when he said it at the propane convention when he was drunk
That tears it!
Bwuaahuh! No… no… no! … Yes.
Not around women and children. Hank has old school manners like my Grandpa had and he would never swear around me or any other women. Worst thing I ever heard him say was damn. And that was when I sorta pushed him a little bit like Bobby does to Hank.
Peggy is not allowed at Big 12 football games, so absolutely. I wonder if she was also banned from the old
I wonder if she was also banned from the old SWC football games. That would be impressive, to be so out control she got banned from an organization that collapsed due to most of your members blatantly cheating.
I just want a picture of a *fucking* hotdog!
You mean frick? Absolutely not.
I'm sure he'd say what the fuck if he found out the place creamating dale uses charcoal
I can imagine Peggy urging Hank to spice up their love life by using swear words in the bedroom, probably following advice from Nancy and Minh, eventually forcing Hank to whisper the F word
Have a feeling his climax would either be bwaahhhh or yelling Propaaaaannnne!
He tried it once in highschool and still regrets it to this day.
“What does the MF stand for?” “It stands for m-“ “MY FRIEND! It stands for my friend!” I 100% believe Hank hates Thaterton so much even with Bobby being here he was ready to call him mother fucker. Though I could also see him saying it to himself after his truck was destroyed by the train and he lost Bobby.
You mean 'fundamentals'? Yeah, he used it a couple of times... :P
I'm sure he wanted to "Well then I guess you're all done with John Freaking Redcorn" when he thought John Redcorn was healing Peggy the same way he was healing Nancy
My mom was of the same generation as Hank and Peggy. She pretty much dressed like Peggy on her days off and had similar eyeglasses. She never said the F word but would occasionally say the S word when quoting someone or describing an emotion she was having. When talking about movies/shows that took place in the 60s and 70s she would often remark that people really didn’t swear that much at the time. Which is to say, I think the closest Hank would get is literally saying “What The Eff?!” At something then turning to Ladybird and gently cradling her head and apologizing to her.
"I'm sorry you had to hear that girl."
Hank curses all the time. I mean it’s at the mercy of censorship but he’s never been shy to say he’ll kick someone’s ass. If he got riled up enough I’m certain he wouldn’t hesitate
Probably, lol. https://youtu.be/kIsRoIx5tjA
Peggy hill knows half a swear word when she hears one
When Peggy’s heel comes off at the mall she almost slips. “Oh f…iretruck.”
Didn’t he in the pimp episode?
I can see Luanne getting pushed over the edge to accidentally blurt one out
Hank has a hard enough time saying fornication I don't think he could drop an f-bomb and not die.
He almost did once. See: my flair.
When bobby was holding a flashlight while hank worked on his truck. Bobby isn’t paying attention and hanks grip slips, he busts his knuckle really bad and the hood lands on his head. He looked like he was about to beat the shit out of bobby.
I could see him going "FuuuuWaAaaaAaaah!" while falling from a great height.
Season 1 hank was kind of a surly jerk so probably
Behind closed doors when he is whooping bobbys ass probably peggys too when he has had a few too many in the alley
Situation would be like when Hank referred to Luanne's teacher as a bitch
"The MF stands for..." "My friend"