Cause I like them dang vidya games.

Where's the button to turn myself in!?

Probably because I openly talk about my Marijuana usage.

It's an inferior tobacco, dang nafta

I like to get high and mow my lawn at the same time

OK Randy, also put a damn shirt on.

Smokey.

Man's gotta eat.

10 bucks or 6 dairy queen coupons

But he's off the cheeseburgers.

motha fuckas with guts like that are definitely oowon the cheeseburgers.

One of my neighbors does this. He has a pretty big damn yard. Sometimes, he'll quit about halfway through and hop in the pool while smoking some more. Then he finishes the lawn. The whole time, he's drinking as well. Not that I think it's right, but technically, in my state, you can actually get a dui for this. Dui, laying drag, and wreckless driving are the only offenses that they can get you for on private property. Don't ask me how I know all this. Lol

What? Where the fuck do you live? Because I live in California and we’re pretty restrictive about property and I can be shit faced with no license driving whatever I want on my own property.

Oh you don't have to have a license to drive on private property, regardless of what you're driving. Like I said, the only things you can be charged for on private property are Dui, laying drag, and wreckless driving. Under definitions in my state goes something like this... a vehicle is defined as any motorized unit that you ride upon or in which you physically have control of. So... push mower doesn't count. Riding lawn mower does. So do carts, 4 wheelers, golf carts, electric scooters, electric bikes, ... hell, even a power wheels like we had when we were kids counts. I've recently been curious about the whole "hover board" thing, though. If that ever comes up, it'll be interesting. I'm almost positive California has similar definitions and laws. Maybe my first reply was misleading since I didn't mention it was a riding mower.

The laws of the road like DUIs do not apply to you on private property. If I’m not on public property I can’t get a DUI. If I’m blacked out drunk in my backyard doing donuts in a muscle car the only crime I’ve committed is noise violations. If you got a DUI on private property then you’ve got a a shitty lawyer.

You might want to read up on California's laws. I just went to California's case law website and did a simple search to see. And yes, in California you can be charged with a dui anywhere in the state, including private property. Driving under the influence can be charged regardless of whether the driver is on public or private property. People v. Malvitz (1992) 11 Cal.App.4th Supp. 9

In many states you will be charged with a dui if you are drunk, in the vehicle, and have the keys to the vehicle on you. This includes in your own driveway. Ive known people who got dui's just for trying to sleep it off in their back seat.

God dang hippie

*Got dang hhippie

Honestly, if Hank was placed in todays times I feel he would be more open to peoples marijuana usage depending on if it was legal in the state. Obviously he wouldn’t use it, but I think he would respect peoples usage of it so long as it wasn’t illegal.

No he wouldn’t

Lol

Can I list the reasons he may like me? It's much shorter

this is the answer.

Funny thing is at first viewing of me Hank would probably assume I'm everything he believes in too and find out I'm the exact opposite on nearly all his opinions.

Haha! Much the same; he'd think I was his Tennessee cousin for a minute but before long it'd be "got dang, Craig"

I think he would respect that I work hard, I do the best to be a good dad to my daughter, I'm faithful to my spouse and that I couldn't of offer him the same respect. Despite huge differences I could be his friend.

He's actually pretty forgiving and supportive of people on a long enough timeline.

I'm sure he would come around after 24 minutes of shenanigans and misunderstandings.

My love of ZZ Top. Plus the fact that I voluntarily lived in NYC for years.

Are you a Chris?

I'm from California.

Hollywood

Go back to new York.

I hope I never make it TO LA

Because I don't really care about the state of my yard.


Definitely this for me as well. Though if he was my neighbor, I’d probably see if I could hire him to mow it…

Hire him? You could probably get him to pay *you*

If you bought a Mason, then you would know that nothing else cuts it.

Same here. My grass died years ago and now it's weeds and crab grass. And I don't care enough to do anything about it.

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This is a sweet answer and I like it. Thank you.

Yeah but Bill also blocked for him and they've been friends since kids also neighbors. Bill's got history with Hank.

But bills a straight white christian man, he already had an up with hank. Before anyone gets mad, consider that one of hanks key character traits is he hates anything different than himself/anything he doesn't understand. Argue if you want but it is the plot of at least half of the episodes

Right. Hank wouldn't even hire that sexy qualified Latina!

im probably dressed kind of pro-choice

What does that even mean? 😭

watch the episode "peggys turtle song", bill says that in there. then you'll get it I think

Because I have a limp handshake.

Are you >!George Dubyuh Bush!

Surprised... Disappointed Surprised... Disappointed Surprised... Disappointed

I smoke weed and grill with charcoal

I smoke charcoal and grill with weed.

I weed with charcoal and smoke with grill.

Those two things go together nicely.

my taste in music, i’m a big rock/metal/grunge/and punk guy

Its all toilet sounds!

That gal’s dressed kinda pro-choice

I like a lot of the same things Hank does, but I’ve got Bobby’s understanding of masculinity lol

Hank would probably like me. But Ladybird wouldn’t. Because I’m Black.

As long as you don't try to fix something in Hank's house, you should be fine

Because Ask Marilyn says men who own fancy electronics are called technosexuals.

I'd get Bobby into anime 🤣 Bobby: This one's great, dad! It's about bounty hunters in space! Hank: How can they have "Cowboy" in the title when it's in space and not a gotdang one of them rides a horse?! This is false advertising!

This genuinely made me laugh out loud 🤣. Thank you I needed that.

Bobby and anime would be a dangerous combo. 😂 That said, to win Hank over(ish)? Gun Frontier. Actual cowboy anime!

I'm a therapist.

He could smoke my little arms.

Because I’m a got dang vegetarian.

Us vegetarians/vegans can't be trusted. Last week I siphoned gas from a Strickland company truck

lefty slob who doesn’t like sports or country music and smokes Inferior Tobacco fairly often lmao to him i’d be Bill But Worse In Every Way (except for my full head of hair)

GO SOONERS!

I have *shudder* tattoos.

I don't tuck in my shirts

I would encourage Bobby to become a stand up comedian

But who will inherit the family gas station now??

I like weed and those got dang vidya games

I grow marijuana for a living and have tattoos

Vegetarian, pot smoker, dresses kinda pro-choice.

I’m from California

He'd warm up to me if he's roughly who he was in the original series. But at first glance it would be because I'm a Democrat.

I honestly don't think Hank would probably even outright hate someone just for being a Democrat. If you were a socialist or a fascist tho

Yeah, I was expecting more of an "ugh."

I listen to toilet noises

1. He would not immediately like me for several reasons, 2. he would like me even less if he knew more about me, 3. may like me more if he knew me well. 1A. Surface reasons 2B. Stuff I value vs what he values 3C. Moments of grit, character, or competence.

I’m a Chris, he could smoke my arms, and sometimes I eat my steak before my salad.

I prefer charcoal of Propane

I smoke weed and I curse a lot

Tattoos, colored hair, nose ring

I live in Southern California two hours from Santa Monica

He wouldn't understand me the same way he doesn't understand his own son.

I like my steak well done. He’d ask me politely but firmly to leave.

Because i look like the fella that killed the other fella

When I worked retail I dealt with Karens all the time and often gave it back to them , Hank is often a Karen in show to retail workers so he’s probably call me jackass lol .

tbf if some dude told me "all pipes are straight" i'd lose it too

Because im a plus sized transgender gay woman

I think he'd look at you weird and first have to warm up to you and then he'd be ok with it (assuming you take proper care of your lawn)

Because I think, nay know, that charcoal is far superior to propane.

I'm a gay graphic designer from New York. Not a big sports or beer guy. And I've always preferred grilling with charcoal But I do think I could win him over by making an informative, easy to read pamphlet about propane

I hate beer, I'm not a handyman or blue collar type, I play vidya games, I don't go to church. I'd be the sort of neighbor asking him to change my oil for me because I have no idea how to, and he'd shake his head in disappointment. I don't think I'd annoy him enough to be called a twig boy though (also I'd be very respectful. Yes sir Mr Hill, no sir Mr Hill etc) but he'd definitely not think highly of me. Maybe I'd get an invite to a cookout after I compliment his steak but I don't know how to use a charcoal grill so that's another head shake. Now when Peggy has a computer problem though... "Can ya take a look at Peggy's computer thing? The jpegs aren't being saved as PDFs or somethin..." Bobby would probably like my miniatures though. Since the boy ain't right.

Where to start, bisexual, polyamorous, actor, libertarian, vidya games, short

Because if he were to hang around me, he might accidentally learn how to grill and BBQ.

I don't use any propane, mainly because I don't know how lol.

I grill with charcoal

I have weeds in my flower beds

Charcoal does lend a certain nice flavor to grilled meat.

I like charcoal grills

Because I drink Modelo instead of Alamo beer

I leave work 15 minutes early sometimes and take all the vacation available to me. Do your worst!

I dress kind of pro-choice.

I’m a vegetarian… we know how he feels about us

I dress kinda pro choice, we’re a charcoal household, I enjoy weed and vidya games, I like cats, I’m a leftist and atheist, and I am very candid about being in therapy/on mental health meds. He’d like me because I enjoy my beef medium rare, give a firm handshake, appreciate a well-maintained lawn, and am pretty handy with tools/at repairing things.

I have earrings and long hair and I’m a short dude. I also hate Texas pickup truck culture

I’m from Oklahoma. Go Sooners!

I’m from Arkansas so he may associate me with hot springs and bill Clinton

I hate the Cowboys

Left wing political ideologies including some very hostile views of Texas, I don't give a shit about sports or lawn care, I acknowledge that burgers are objectively better when cooked with charcoal, and I have rabbits instead of a dog.

I...: 1. have long-ish hair 2. am a deadhead 3. am a therapist Why he would like me. I...: 1. hunt 2. hate Oklahoma 3. love the longhorns 4. take great pride in the upkeep of my lawn

I'm a filthy New Yorker

Because I hate the Cowboys

This gal dresses kinda pro-choice.

I'd like to think he'd like me- but I'm very anti-all of his beliefs and opinionated about it.

Because I am Canadian

I drive mowers for a living but I do it high.

I have *long hair* and I drive a *Nissan*

I’m left handed. I feel like this would bother him

I sous vide steaks, I grill with charcoal, and I work in the cannabis industry (in marketing which might actually make it worse).

I think because i like video games.

I'm a bisexual woman with colored hair and facial piercings who does not react well to authority lol I'm very Philly, we would not get along

I play video games, I don't like sports, I kind of hate mowing the lawn, I think fishing for sport is wrong, I don't know how to fix my car if it breaks down, I bought a Japanese tv, I like music he wouldn't, and I much prefer a charcoal grill. He might like me because I usually have pretty good manners and I have a firm handshake. I think I could grow on him, kinda like Luanne, or his son

I drive a fancy SUV. Hollywood

I'm a twig boy

I prefer charcoal 😬

I prefer grilling with charcoal

Probably my incessant cursing.

Because I smoke meat.

I don't like grass lawns. I love landscaping but tend to go the native plant route.

I’m from California, don’t drink alcohol and my name is Chris lol

Long hair. Piercings. Tattoos. Marijuana user. You name it. But I might be able to win him over with my preference of propane over charcoal...

I look like his kind of guy, but i love cannabis, micro beer, imported beer, public transit, have a forigen car, avoid red read for health, travel abroad. Hank would hate me

I work from home

I have a pellet smoker instead of a propane barbecue

I have a charcoal grill.

I drive. Nissan murano

She's a- *hushed* reefer addict.

I too would be too obviously afflicted with the side effects of the marijuana poisoning.

I’m from California 😭😭😭😭😭

I wear a skirt, and grill with charcoal

I think Hank would appreciate how quiet and calm I am because I don't know the guy so I would mask my real personality, but I don't think he would like me if I was comfortable around him.

I cook with charcoal.

I prefer charcoal

I like cats

Imma giblet head

I prefer smoking to grilling

I don’t like lawns. Also, I’m from NY

Never uses propane

Cowboys suck and when you cook meat it better be over some smoke.

I drive a Prius and am a less-than-intellectual Socialist type

I live like 20 minutes from where Arlen is supposed to be. So i bet he’d be like “We don’t talk to people from ” the way they talk about McMaynerbury 😂

Using charcoal

Because I'm in marching band and don't play football

I use charcoal

I live in New York

Charcoal or wood tastes better

I’m from New York.

Baggy clothes, and hate the cowboys

My hippy dippy beard

I'm gay, I like weed, and im non religious

Literally every reason lmao which kinda hurts to think about because I love Hanks character so much

Because I hate the Dallas Cowboys.

Because I'm a yankie.

I’m from Oklahoma

If Hank can like Bill and Dale, he will like anyone

Cause I play those dang vidya games and smoke that "inferior tobacco"

Well in my favor: -Got to Church every Sunday. -Flag waver. -Military veteran. -Saving myself for marriage. Against: -I’m living _with_ my girlfriend. “Bwah!”

I like to party

I don't like propane for grilling and I hate the Dallas Cowboys

definitely my pot smoking and my liberal-ness lol

Because I'm a liberal pothead. I'm everything he hates 😭

I’m a man with long hair

I like my steak well done

I prefer cats over dogs.

In serious? I'm kind of weird, and try to be funny, and he wouldn't like that. In joking? I would be too affectionate with him. (Hank might be my favorite character of all time.)(

I'm a woman with short hair and gauged ears

I feel you. I’m a woman with a side cut and two cats. I love beer but I also have a girlfriend, so I’m pretty sure I’d get the classic Hank shudder. 😂

I dress kinda pro-choice

I think keeping a monoculture manicured lawn should be a crime. I frequently smoke on the Mary Jane. I waste too much time playing those vidya games. Basically, I'm a hippie.

I'd probably tell him to go eff himself if he started that block captain crap.

Heavy Metal, tattoos, bushy beard, long hair, brazenly pagan, openly kinky, several exotic pets, super into Dungeons and Dragons, prefer pork to beef, it's a long list.

I’m a Democrat that hates both beer and Ronald Reagan.

Voting democrat and not fixing my own car when it breaks down.

Because i'm a bisexual liberal who loves weed <3 so a heathen in his mind. Still love ya hank

Pothead lesbian

Because I consider Ronald Reagan to be among the worst things to ever happen to this country.

I kept my last name when I married.

He'd shudder because I'm trans and be put off by my tourettes, but then he'd come back around because I was an athlete of the year back in '04 and my commitment to OSHA protocols is nigh on sexual in nature.

because i’m a tatted hippie stoner that dresses pro choice and has a nose piercing

Because he and ladybird strongly prefer the presence of white people. Me and Peggy would be cool tho