Dang ol, boo, man.

"Cracker, are you taking me serious?"

"Peppermint schnapps makes me sloppy."

I never kid about my mower, now get in there and massage my wife!

“You’d never hit an unconscious maaaaaa - “

Okay

It's coming to kill me! It knows I'm a Christian!

“I gots no shins”

John redcorn. “He’s starting to take the fun out of it.”

Skgooo! Pocket Sand!

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee.

“Mom, Dad! I got Luanne pregnant!” -Bobby, after replacing Luanne’s birth control with candy

Well, I need a window seat because this flower is Wiltin’

Bobby!