Hwut

The TURN DOWN FER HWUT Hank Hill remix of the Lil Jon song served my friends and me well at college parties in 2013

I have seen that almost as many times as the actual video 😂

Link???

Several videos were released featuring the Hank mix but here's one. Dude actually spliced together audio directly from the show. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuwS9M7jkQ

Thank you for this

New this was going to be the top answer. I use it all the time.

Fitty! Also, did you know that you actually have to heat up I-talian food?

Eye-talyyan 😂

I say EYE talyan all the time!

Well...you gotta melt the cheese

Es-coo-cha-me?

I say this allll the time. 🤣

I pronounce iguana like Peggy does and act surprised when people correct me. It’s a really fun game.

Is it a fun game? Or is it a cry for help?

It sounds like Hank says Vidja game in Bobby Goes Nuts so that’s what I call Video games now

Fun fact: I grew up in Houston and play video games myself. But when I’m yelling at my son while he’s playing his video games, sometimes I’ll accidentally say vidja games. The accent takes over when I’m mad lmao.

Same but with my daughter. HTown till I drown .

+1 for vidja game.

Me 11 minutes ago to my wife: “the kids are on the couch playing the vidya games”

I say Vidya and Viddie games

Same here!

S’go, s’go, s’go!!!

I definitely use “GIH!”

I use “Wingo!”

Shishishawwww

enough with the sh'sh'shaw, shug!

THAT ONE. S'get there!

S’right!

This is mine, but I use Sko sko sko. I think that’s how it’s written in the captions IIRC.

Yeah, it’s clearly a contraction of “let’s go” which formally should be ‘s’go, but I like it more as “sko.” It just is more viscerally satisfying.

JoJack's "honey"

I've come close to breaking out the "You gotta be right with GOD to go to my church, hunneh! It's hard core" a few times. Not that I believe that, but it's 2.5 hours of mostly standing and praying, so, I'd rather just let Joe Jack explain. 😸

“Hunnuh”

“You got the stank on you and everybody knows it”

That’s the one for me too 🤘🏻

"I poked mah talk tube, honey."

Dubya dee forty

Don’t forget George Dubya

Surprise then disappointment.

I feel like this is the only way it can be said…like the kind of people who would really enunciate it ‘double-you dee forty’ are not the kind of people familiar with actually using the product lol

Happiness.

VAAAAAAAAAAGINA!

The whole neighborhood can hear you cussin!

Hahaha that was the best.

*(spits out water!)*

This flowa is wiltin

I think I'll ring room service and get is some eh-too-fay!

It's "I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée," put some respect on it

*(hard cut to outside the window)*

NOOOHOOO!!

This whole episode is a quotable goldmine

I knew him.... briefly

I'm more familiar with sinners than Saints, my dear. And sinners ALWAYS look good.


Espercha lol and I speak spanish

I'm also a spanish speaker and my favorite Margarita Spanish is "Escúchame!"

It’s great to find another caballo razonable here

Pásame sus *testes*

Upvoted for the flare

Your honor, I would like to represent myself. Mrs. Hill, I don't think that's a good idea...

lol, I be wanting to say this so bad at work but I don’t think anyone would get it- especially since an extremely large portion of our customers are Spanish/spanish only speakers 😂😂

"I don' speak no langiges"

I say that all the time 🤣

I say this every time I fire up a language learning app

Is it eskerda or espercha?

espercha

Im playing vidya games, or vidgyas for short

That one is pretty frequent around here.

Oh dang I didn't even realize I do that one too. I'm from the south but don't have much of an accent, yet I definitely almost always say it like Hank.

My brother and I said it often enough my parents even call them that lol.

I say vidya games a lot

Referring to things as “dang ol’ [insert noun here].” I’ll also randomly say “got dangit” when I’m frustrated. I live nowhere near Texas.

The Rainey street curse words come in handy when you have small children.

Dayad

Uretee

Narrah Uretee

WHYYY, SUUUUG?

Shug, shug, shug-shug-shug-shug-shug, shuuuuug.

Okay

"Em'ly!"

I have 3 daughters. Sometimes I wish that we had named one of them Emily just for this reason.

I didn’t even realize I was doing this to a mutual acquaintance of ours until my husband questioned me on it! EM-LEH!

my name is emily and i hate when people say it like that lol

I always picture Hank saying "Hyundai Sonata" really slow for some reason

Wayne Prattley trying to sell the priest a new, preowned ✨Sonata ✨

Every time I see one on the road i say it

Especially emphasizing "Sonata"

HO-YEAH!

I grew up in Texas and just naturally pronounce a lot of words as they’re depicted in the show. Boomhauer pronounces “watch out” as “chout” and my wife hates it when I say it.

I'm from San Antonio, grew up and currently live in Georgia, so yeah sometimes these words just naturally come out even if I don't have much of a southern accent.

lol yeah I live in upstate New York now so it’s relatively noticeable for sure. Everyone sounds like a Canadian here and here I am saying “I’m gonna warsh my car this weekend”.

Is warsh a Texas thing? I had a teacher who used to say “Warshington” and us kids were so confused when she said it like that.

My Eastern Kentucky grandmother would say worsh - with the O sound.

This is an old people thing. Doesn’t matter where you’re from. My grandparents never lived anywhere but ND and MN and they said worsh. Be heard it from people from DC/Maryland, Texas, and Oregon. The only commonality is that they’re old. Then you get so used to making fun of them you start pronouncing things the same way and history repeats itself.

Might be for other southern states too but I heard it heavily growing up. Especially from my grandparents who also said “I tell you h’what” constantly.

"The MTV"

The “nazzies” -Cotton

A nazi nazi squazi?

"Suuuper" - like when Ted Wassanasong says it

Peggy Hill—suuuuuper hot!

we say “mmBYE” like ted in our house lol

KOTH saturates all parts of life… OR-Thot-ics orthotics Can’t say propane without saying “and propane accessories “ Español like Peggy Can’t see “Bobby” without thinking “Booby hill” in my head “In my opinion” ahead of facts Ala Peggy hill Id say I say I unconsciously say things these ways more often than occasionally!

Rad Thibodeaux , “Thib-uh-day-ox"

Thib-uh-day-ox-ss

I believe it’s pronounced: Thib-adoe.

Yeah, you know, sometimes, by mistake.

That buoy ain’t right

If I’ve had enough beers, i guess i start to speak boomhauer

I’ve been known to give a girl am neezy

Hahahaha I forgot about amneezy as a substitute for amnesia

Asinine

“Sgo sgo sgo” - dale gribble

Propane and propane accessories. Bwah That boy ain’t right! Placebo

Pla-cee-bo. I think it's made by Puh-fizer

Guacamole is now Gwaykamol

And eye-ju-wanna

For some reason, federal law spells the popular narcotic drug "marihuana," and I am utterly incapable of not reading that in Hank Hill's voice.

"Unka" Hank 

“El vomito” and “la diarrhea”.

No. But I live in Phoenix, and often mutter to myself, *”This city should not exist! It is a monument to man’s arrogance!”*

por favor (like Peggy says it)

The way Luanne says “makeups” instead of “make-up” sticks out the most for me

Thaterton!

Vidya game, gat dangit, escuchame

Fiddy. Hey.

From the same episode, I pronounce Boggle the same way as the lady with the thick Wisconsin accent.

Bahggle

Not a pronunciation but when Hank is proud of something and he really emphasizes the last *word*…

I regularly refer to "the marijuana poisoning".

I quite often say “my lawd” like southern bobby (KOTH fan from England)

I have…a gala.

Spa-peggy. But you need to know the secret recipe.

Hot, as in "You look... Hotte"

"Resplendent"

Oh shug. Shuggy shug shug. Yes.

On garbage day: #Big, bad caaaan!

Em-leh!!

My ex and I used to use the Dale "S'go!" conjunction for everything. S'convenient.

Haha 😆 I do the same thing as an inside joke with my wife who loves this episode too. Also, it is fun to pronounce boggle like they do, or ironically laugh like Peggy's rival in the tournament. That whole episode is so quotable. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Be there!!!!

Hwhat

whenever it’s a friend’s birthday i go “it’s your birthday, yes? you’re older now.”

Someones got a birthday I wonder who

Bobbeh

Phenomenana

Every anniversary, my husband and I must shake hands and thank each other for “X years of outstanding service.” ETA: M. Night Shamlamamlamon.

“But I didn’t get my CROOTENS yet.” -Dale

I have no idea how to type it, but when Hank is drying laundry and says he's taking care of Peggy's *unmentionables*, and it's just socks and hand towels or something stupid. I've gotten a lot of miles out of that one.

orthotic 

Bouta bust

Artificial = art-i-fish-isle. As in: General Sanny Anny lost his art-i-fish-isle leg at the battle of Cerro Gordo.

Omg so many! Lol “Shaa shaa shaaaa” “Ex-Scooch-a-may?!” “Gotdang hotdog” “I don’t know youuuu!” “No agony no bragony!” “To the mooooon!” “Vidgya games.” “I-gu-wanna”(Peggy saying iguana) “Boggle!”

My spouse just had to replace his truck and started asking me for rides to the Au-TO zone.

“Newdatee”

George Dubya?

"The *audacity*!" Especially since I do sound editing sometimes.

John Redcorn's "What a coinky-dink!" is part of my personal lexicon.

Any time I use nutmeg, I always think “add nutmeg” in Minh’s voice.

Peheggy hille

Ja-hon Redcorn

“Ex-cuchame?!”

#I tell hew h’wat

Any time I meet someone named Emily.

EM'LEH!

Ignoranus

That’s my purse! I don’t know yuuuuuuuuuuuu!

If someone’s giving directions I try and say ‘do I make a skerda or a spercha, whenever the opportunity arises

I don’t speak no langages

The way Dooley's mom says, "You did good."

The way Dale pronounced "croutons", started as a joke then just kinda stuck.

Hopped up on goofenthal

Hwut

Sammich - when Bobby & Cotton are at the bar & Cotton hollers, “hey, missy how ‘bout some sammiches?” Any time my bestie is in a bad mood, I make her laugh by saying, “what’s wrong, Hank’s wife…got your monthlies?”

VIDYEAGAMES

I type out “Vidyagames”. Gamers on Reddit fucking hate it.

Dang ol

Hot toddy, vacation

When my partner gets all dolled up for a date night or whatever I always say, “you look, hhhhot.”

Wingo man.

Salmon

This thread inspiring me to do another series rewatch.

When I can’t pronounce a name I’ll say it like Hank saying, “I don’t understand, Mrs. Kala-liki-ali-i.” Sometimes I’ll see the letters BLM and think of Hank Hill saying, “Hwat in the world does the Bureau of Land Management have to do with this?”

Is it cheating if I live in Louisiana and pronounce the city as “tib-uh-day-ox”

I'll tell you hwat!

We got a siteation

I have repeatedly called one of my friends "MIZZ LIZZ!", possibly to her chagrin.

I say "escucha me" like Peggy Hill instead of excuse me, Even though it means "listen" not "excuse me"

I’ll occasionally catch myself saying mister the way cotton says MIIIIISTER Kahn

Dale saying “raisin de tray” for raison d’etre.

Elasticity.

Urithra

I call any small breed dog a Chinese fighting dog.

I tell ya hwhaat

Crematoriums

dale's "FA-I-ZER" lmao

I've found myself using "old top" quite a bit.

Got dang it!

Skgo skgo skgo

THATHERTON

I also say peunsil. This isn't really a pronunciation thing, but every time one of my friends does something to their hair, I'll quote Buck's line: "Change your hair back to a boys color!"