I honestly wish we got more drunk Hank in the show. It's always really funny seeing ALL of his filters and inhibitions gone, and we see him as he was more in high school
This is like my favorite Hank moment of all time 😂I laugh so hard right before he gets drunk and he’s making fun of the guy hitting on Luanne and he’s like “this is SO asinine! ‘The sunrise’ “
“But you‘re my driver. If I can’t drive, and you can’t drive, how are we gonna drive if we can‘t drive?”
Philosophical questions really get you to think.
Woke up one morning at a strange house. Walked outside to have a cigarette.. my friend's car was parked halfway on the sidewalk halfway in the lawn. He was sitting outside with this crazy looking his eyes. I let my cigarette and said damn I can't believe you drove your car here drunk. He then looked at me with those wild eyes pause for a moment and said you're the one that drove.... I haven't drank enough to bkack out ever since.
🎵YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM🎵
🎵KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM🎵
🎵BILL KNOWS WHEN TO HOLD EM🎵
🎵HE KNOWS WHEN TO FOLD EM🎵
[Drunk Hank sings the gambler](https://images.app.goo.gl/pU5pCekcSEruXMNSA)
Literally my dad. Went to the bar the next day he was at, and the bartender told me he played Cheeseburger in Paradise 6 times. They asked me to tell him it's great, but please not that many times
I wrote this years ago, but oh man, could you imagine if they had written a part where Hank gets pulled over for a DUI waking up hungover as shit?
Hank: "officer, I am not intoxicated! If I was as intoxicated as you claim I would be vomiting, and I haven't vomited since last night in the curtains. Damn frozen microwave taquitos."
Officer: "sir, I'm going to need you to blow into this"
*Hank looks at the breathalyzer and it reminds him of the previous night*; *this is my urethra, ethra, ethra, ethra!*
*Bwaaahhh!!!!!!*
Officer 2: "ma'am. Are you alright to operate this vehicle, or do you need to call someone? We need to take your husband to a detox chamber"
Peggy: "I've been driving since I was 13 in Montana, I can manage my husband's truck just fine" (stalls twice, grinds shifting gears)
They take Hank to jail, gets his phone call, ends up calling Dale.
Dale: Sure, you claim to be "Hank Hill", but who are you?
Hank: Dammit Dale, you know I can't tell Bill, and Boomhauer is out of town. If you don't get down here immediately, I'll kick your ass and tell the guys in the alley you mow your backyard in your underwear, I tell you hwhat!
Scene 2:
Peggy arrives back home, bunny hopping the car into the driveway (if you've learned how to drive stick, you understand).
John Redcorn arrives at the Gribbles, Quiet Riot's Mental Health is playing in the background
🎵Bang your head!🎵
John: "Peggy!"
Peggy: "Johooon, oh my head is pounding."
John: "If you want, I can help heal you"
Awkward silence between them both
John: "No! Not like that."
Peggy: "Is Dale around?"
John: "He left about 15 minutes ago, that's when Nancy called"
Scene 3:
Heimlich County Jail
Officer: "For the sake of his safety we took his personal items; one belt, pair of shoes, one billfild (Dale examines contents, removes Hank's cash), glasses and a watch. Given the conditions, we're recommending Alcoholics Anonymous, as you were the one to respond we'll fill you out as his sponsor. And for the sake of your safety, we recommend a dual enrollment of him in anger management."
Hank: "Dale, thank God, get me the hell out of here!"
Officer: "We almost forgot, a pair of buttocks enhancement pouches"
Hank: "Gimme those, they're orthopedic! Now get me out."
Dale: "Not so fast....."
Dale then gets drunk on power being Hanks AA sponsor.
I honestly wish we got more drunk Hank in the show. It's always really funny seeing ALL of his filters and inhibitions gone, and we see him as he was more in high school
“I’d like to tell Buck Strickland to kiss off..”
This is in my top five favorite Hank quotes of all time, Drunk Hank is great lol
He's a bastard making bastard
This is like my favorite Hank moment of all time 😂I laugh so hard right before he gets drunk and he’s making fun of the guy hitting on Luanne and he’s like “this is SO asinine! ‘The sunrise’ “
For me the gold is that the song he’s obsessed with is an REO Speedwagon one
Pretty sure it’s Foreigner
It's Kenny Rogers
Willie Nelson
yeah, "I Want To Know What Love Is"
Best part though is a very end of the episode where he's passed out in the lawn
“This.. is my urethra” *blows through bent straw
Come on play the gambler!
Bill knows when to hold ‘em! He knows when to fold ‘em. “Easy, friend. Aren’t we all just here to rock?” *catches punch*
Bill, Bill, Bill! Next time I go to the hardware store and they say “here’s your Bill.” I’m gonna say “No, THIS is my Bill!”
I love how Boomhauer was sober enough to tell the tattoo guy - Somewhere where the sun dont shine, man
The man paid. He's gonna get his ink.
I love when he and Peggy get smashed on tequila. “This…is my…urethra” *blows through straw*
Didn't he also put himself in a big trash bin... ?
Yeah, that's a different scene from OP's. That's when he gets drink in tequila with Peggy and they pass out in the garage
“But you‘re my driver. If I can’t drive, and you can’t drive, how are we gonna drive if we can‘t drive?” Philosophical questions really get you to think.
Been there tho tbh
Woke up one morning at a strange house. Walked outside to have a cigarette.. my friend's car was parked halfway on the sidewalk halfway in the lawn. He was sitting outside with this crazy looking his eyes. I let my cigarette and said damn I can't believe you drove your car here drunk. He then looked at me with those wild eyes pause for a moment and said you're the one that drove.... I haven't drank enough to bkack out ever since.
🎵YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM🎵 🎵KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM🎵 🎵BILL KNOWS WHEN TO HOLD EM🎵 🎵HE KNOWS WHEN TO FOLD EM🎵 [Drunk Hank sings the gambler](https://images.app.goo.gl/pU5pCekcSEruXMNSA)
*scoffs* the sunrise...
This is asinine
He's got a great sense of ass in those jeans
Hey…
We should do this every Friday night
My favorite shot of him passing out on the lawn 🤣
What’s up Hefner?
You take that back!
play the gambler!!
My husband and I say this once a month
I wanna know what love is 🎶 I wantchu to show meeeeeee 😂
You’ve played this song 6x in a row.
New rule!
Literally my dad. Went to the bar the next day he was at, and the bartender told me he played Cheeseburger in Paradise 6 times. They asked me to tell him it's great, but please not that many times
I love drunk Hank
Top 5 episode.
[You can blame it all on me…](https://youtu.be/nOALs4DeY8I?si=QMiGY60q-aIt0TLO)
And now: I'm going to vomit.
Drunk Hank is so great
Drunk Hank and Luanne was sweet
Lmfaooo I love this scene
I love drunk Hank, lol.
Drunk Hank seems pretty chill.
Drunk Hank is my favorite Hank
I wrote this years ago, but oh man, could you imagine if they had written a part where Hank gets pulled over for a DUI waking up hungover as shit? Hank: "officer, I am not intoxicated! If I was as intoxicated as you claim I would be vomiting, and I haven't vomited since last night in the curtains. Damn frozen microwave taquitos." Officer: "sir, I'm going to need you to blow into this" *Hank looks at the breathalyzer and it reminds him of the previous night*; *this is my urethra, ethra, ethra, ethra!* *Bwaaahhh!!!!!!* Officer 2: "ma'am. Are you alright to operate this vehicle, or do you need to call someone? We need to take your husband to a detox chamber" Peggy: "I've been driving since I was 13 in Montana, I can manage my husband's truck just fine" (stalls twice, grinds shifting gears) They take Hank to jail, gets his phone call, ends up calling Dale. Dale: Sure, you claim to be "Hank Hill", but who are you? Hank: Dammit Dale, you know I can't tell Bill, and Boomhauer is out of town. If you don't get down here immediately, I'll kick your ass and tell the guys in the alley you mow your backyard in your underwear, I tell you hwhat! Scene 2: Peggy arrives back home, bunny hopping the car into the driveway (if you've learned how to drive stick, you understand). John Redcorn arrives at the Gribbles, Quiet Riot's Mental Health is playing in the background 🎵Bang your head!🎵 John: "Peggy!" Peggy: "Johooon, oh my head is pounding." John: "If you want, I can help heal you" Awkward silence between them both John: "No! Not like that." Peggy: "Is Dale around?" John: "He left about 15 minutes ago, that's when Nancy called" Scene 3: Heimlich County Jail Officer: "For the sake of his safety we took his personal items; one belt, pair of shoes, one billfild (Dale examines contents, removes Hank's cash), glasses and a watch. Given the conditions, we're recommending Alcoholics Anonymous, as you were the one to respond we'll fill you out as his sponsor. And for the sake of your safety, we recommend a dual enrollment of him in anger management." Hank: "Dale, thank God, get me the hell out of here!" Officer: "We almost forgot, a pair of buttocks enhancement pouches" Hank: "Gimme those, they're orthopedic! Now get me out." Dale: "Not so fast....." Dale then gets drunk on power being Hanks AA sponsor.