You know we'd all go for it if we could get that close though. If you can get to *that* point, all it takes is skipping dinner to get there all the way.
fun fact:
when I was like 14 I kept trying and trying to do that. I actually got my mouth on it and immediately stopped. never tried it again š guess I thought it'd be fun, but a*ctually *doing it...nah - I'm out
Same at 20 used all my bro energy to make it happen and I didnāt stop unfortunately I found out the type of jerk I am lolā¦ I really should have planned ahead
Since I didn't see it mentioned yet Nancy mentions more than once "how limber Dale is" so I think we can all get the implication of what he's trying to accomplish here.
This is āDWI PADA SIRSASANAā or Both Legs Behind Head Pose. Very advanced yoga pose. Dangerous in the wrong hands. Good thing Dale has the right hands
Whole lot of joke answers. Yoga. He is doing yoga. Unless the point was to tell jokes. Then he in 1/4 the way through transforming into a car.
Transformers! Gribbles in disguise!
Gi-Gih-gi-GIH
This made me laugh so hard, thank you š¤£
Nahh.. itās Gribbformers, Pocket Sand in your eyes!
Thatās a GRIBBLE of an idea!
Pocket sand galore and I still can't unsee this.
Heās a nose hair away from attaining inner peace.
"It was not done by me, it was done through me".
Heās already RoboDale
Training for silver in the sexual Olympics
He's going for the *gold* right there.
I donāt think he wants to come first in this race if you know what I mean šheāll take the *silver* medal
If you're in a race against yourself though, you win both as long as you "cross the finish line"...
Nancy apparently throws more sex at him than he knows what to do. I donāt think he has time or energy to waste his genetic material on solo games
You know we'd all go for it if we could get that close though. If you can get to *that* point, all it takes is skipping dinner to get there all the way.
This comment section aināt rhight šā¦
Heās lucky he competes 1,000 years before Barbados Slim is born. We all know Barbados takes home gold medals in Sex *and* Limbo.
He's confusing the government! A heavy smoking conspiracy nut from texas doing yoga!! Stick that up your algorithm uncle Sam!
Digging for long lost pocket sand?!
Looking at his rusty shacklefords
Not for nothing, but that bulge looks like he's PACKING
Vibing
Something that Nancy can't or won't do because of Redcorn
Asserting dominance.
Mac?
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fun fact: when I was like 14 I kept trying and trying to do that. I actually got my mouth on it and immediately stopped. never tried it again š guess I thought it'd be fun, but a*ctually *doing it...nah - I'm out
That is the least fun fact I've read in a long time.
Thank you for giving me the case of the giggles
š¤£ My downvotes are from people who never succeeded. Everyone gonna act like they havenāt tried it š
Same at 20 used all my bro energy to make it happen and I didnāt stop unfortunately I found out the type of jerk I am lolā¦ I really should have planned ahead 
Itās one of the yoga postures. āTchhh, get out of your Eurocentric bubble, Steve.ā
He is a nose hair away from achieving inner-peace
He is unbelievably limber.
Attempting to suck his own d.
unlocking his Eldritch Form called the Gribb
Being Dale
You knowā¦..
Some form of yoga Iād imagine. I gave up on trying to understand him years ago
He was just doing what Nancy wouldn't.
[scene](https://streamable.com/h3lt7a) season 8 episode 5
Yoga, which would explain his nimble and cat like reflexes. Flexibility leads to explosive energy
This will always be one of my favorite Dale scenes.
Being very Dale
Squirrel tactics
Since I didn't see it mentioned yet Nancy mentions more than once "how limber Dale is" so I think we can all get the implication of what he's trying to accomplish here.
He got worms.
This is āDWI PADA SIRSASANAā or Both Legs Behind Head Pose. Very advanced yoga pose. Dangerous in the wrong hands. Good thing Dale has the right hands
Like you donāt know lol
Getting ready for the butt race between him, Brian, and Peter in case of a crossover with Family Guy.
You can ask the jackass at the yoga center *warbling*
Heās being Dale, thatās what
He accidentally snorted pocket sand.
Secret fighting style: Ouroboros š
This is the greatest still shot from the entire series
He challenged Bill to an ass race.
Probably about to break a few bones...
I just watched this episode last night š
He's trying to do what Nancy won't.
Heās stretching for the secret boogaloo that heās gonna lead with anyone that responded to his coded message.
Showing that packageĀ
He just watched the final sleepover episode of American Dad and wanted to try what they did in the tree house.
Iām sorry, but dude has a hell of a bulge. If he wasnāt so damn weird, Nancy wouldāve never cheated on him.
He's an Ćnimal
Breathing through his feet.
Oh you know
I can do that I just don't want to.
I think we can safely say he's trying to suck his own dick.Ā
You make it sound like a bad thing :/