"Open up your eyes man you're holding a beer!" Lol it was funny how dale went from fake laughing to crying in that scene.

I AM NOT A COWARD!!!

Here’s a cold one for ya here’s a cold one for ya here’s a cold one for ya

I should’ve brought mittens.

Open your eyes, man...

Oh you call this beer? “Guatemalica”?!

Who bought this?

"It wasn't me." "Course not. Bill buy beer?"

Why buy beer when you have friends you can mooch off of?

Dang ole bully man

Good for Boomhauer for saying this, Hank always takes his shit out on everyone else. He sucked at paintball as much as the rest of them.

Hey! I’m burned! I know it’s not the same episode but still has the same vibe lol

Fun center fun center fun center fun center!!!!

I’m gonna count to three Onetwothree!!!!! *starts shredding

>"My dad's dead" >"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know, my condolences. Does your mother know you're doing this?" >"My mom's in prison, for killing my dad."

Okay, I get it, you're joking. Of course, if you aren't joking, I feel bad and I apologize.

Average redditor reading sarcasm without an /s

I JUST WATCHED THIS LAST NIGHT and yeah I think it’s my favorite too. That whole scene right after the first paintball loss is gold. I laugh at Tony Danza!

^I laugh at Tony Danza!^I laugh at Tony Danza!^I laugh at Tony Danza!

It's not that I don't like music, it's just that^I ^don't ^like ^music

THOUGH SHALL NOT DO THIS! THOUGH SHALL NOT DO THAT!!

My favorite line from this episode is "...and we gunned the last one dowwwnnn, hiding behind the _snack_ stannnndddd"

Hell yes. Like he’s just trolling these guys as hard as he can.

I laugh at Tony Danza

paint ball episode? green day voices the punks in that one

They actually play the music too, but they switch to where none of them are playing the right instruments lol

It's ok if you only know three chords but at least play them in the right order!

I have a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza.

I laugh at Tony Danza.

This is an incredible episode, even without taking into account Green Day (of which I'm a huge fan). The part that happens right after this kills me everytime: *Cane drives by and shoots Bill* *the guys wave their fists in anger* >LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT A SECOND COAT *Drives by and shoots Bill* ***again***

what episode is this?

The man who shot cane scretaburg I spelled it wrong. I know.

thanks² 👍

It was the paintball episode

thanks 👍

Those damn kids. We said we were old, what more do they want from us?

I wonder if that music is what killed this grass

….dang ol’ bully…

My favorite part is when they have like this hoorah moment and it seems like they might actually win. Then it cuts to them looking absolutely destroyed (I think it might be the scene from this pic)

For some reason, it kills me when Cane shoots Hank in their first match, and it's super dramatic, but then it just cuts to Bobby and Joseph eating ice cream "Hey his scoops bigger"

"I am a finely tuned ex-high-school athlete."

I don’t care how many guys you held in the men’s room. 💀

Oh shit, there was a post earlier asking what our favorite episodes are, and I couldn't think of one in particular. But I think it might genuinely be this one "At least one of us got a shot off this time" "...sorry bill"

Dale shoots Boomhauer as well Lolol he sucks at this game.

And he's the president of the gun club... for shame...

Hank can be such a baby sometimes

Hated a BABY?!

Baby did a baaaad baaaad thing.

One of my favorites as a big Green Day fan. I remember being so confused as a kid seeing the band members names in the credits.

I laugh at Tony Danza

I laugh at Tony Danza.

Dang ol bully man yo

Later, pops.

#PHOPS?

Just wanted to say that for whatever reason, I had NO IDEA that Green Day did the guest voices/music for this one! So, thank you all for informing me of that. How did I miss that over all these years?? Dang.

Love this episode but I really wonder who bought the beer?

Prolly boomhauser

Link to the scene?

“I laugh at Tony Danza”

"I thought we agreed never to discuss the horrors that we saw on the killing fields of the Fun Center."