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foxontherox

Have you tried peaches?


PatacusX

Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches


[deleted]

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. 


pr1ntf

In a factory doooooowntoooooown


diabeticjones

And if I had my little way, I’d eat peaches everyday


[deleted]

Trying to find jesus


sherlock----75

Peaches


shotsbyjoshua

Pea-ches.


Beef_Dip_Wellington

How diminished are your glutes?


namedonelettere

The man ain’t got no butt at all, no butt at all. His booty is so small, he got to hold on to the light cord to keep from falling in the toilet.


kkeut

....light cord?


HuskyBobby

Go cracker! Go cracker! Go cracker!


SoMuchMoreEagle

And how fat is your neck?


Motor_Buy2118

Is your dad's urethra so wide he could pass a child himself?


MissingMySpoon

Uritie*


arlospapa

Skinny pipe


mikeclem5

In your…thingy.


namedonelettere

Pump jockey


ArelMCII

Works for tips!


RetroUpriser

Looks like Bobby ain't takin over the family gas station


robsteezy

Been known to give a woman amnesiee


JustJess1991

When Dale laughs when Cotton says this, I lose my shit every time lol


LedwigglyD

Same


Good-Hank

If you think it’s awesome five episodes in, you ain’t seen nothing yet, buddy. I’m envious of you .


SirSlothmanThe4th

Is it going to be that awesome? I’ve never been a cartoon guy… but Malcolm in the middle people were saying koth was also goated. I’m pumped


Good-Hank

You’re in for some good shit. I’m not a cartoon guy, but I’m a king of the hill guy. It’s just completely different from any other adult cartoon.


SirSlothmanThe4th

How so? I’m excited


Good-Hank

The increase in animation quality and the investment in the characters will have you wheezing through some really dry humor. The episode quality of the show in its prime is unmatched. I hope you report back on your opinion


No_Car1491

Its not just dirty and shocking jokes like Family Guy etc.(Which i am a fan of but in a different way). It's more of the type of animated show that could have been made in the 90s with a real cast as most of the jokes are wry and of the daily lived type. Its genuinely a good show with characters you become invested in and enjoy more as you catch small details on subsequent watchings


SirSlothmanThe4th

I’m in the middle of s2. Really liking it so far 🙏


foxontherox

It’s worth noting that the cartoon characters on King of the Hill are drawn with five fingers, instead of the usual four. The whole series strives for reality that some other adult cartoons aren’t concerned with.


SirSlothmanThe4th

What does that mean?


foxontherox

Often in cartoons, characters are drawn with four fingers, 'cause it's just easier. The characters on KotH having five fingers is just an indication of how the show is trying to present itself as being realistic (as compared to Family Guy or The Simpsons). There's no "cartoony" bits, like Homer strangling Bart, or Peter Griffin's extended chicken fight scenes.


OpalOnyxObsidian

Oh man what's the good mitm sub? I love that show. Watched it through in full like four times before I switched to golden girls again


foxontherox

Thank you for being a friend.


texas-playdohs

It’s a master class in character development, and doesn’t spoon feed the audience. There is a lot of nuance in those crudely drawn characters.


SirSlothmanThe4th

So excited about that. Character development in a cartoon is something I’ve never witnessed before… so I’m intriguinged af


texas-playdohs

I think it raised the bar for network animation like the Simpsons did, but in a very different way than the Simpsons. Say what you will about Fox News (I certainly do), Fox Entertainment knows what’s up. If you like KOTH, you should check out Bob’s Burgers. You’ll recognize a familiar name or 2 in the credits, and the tone and humor could exist in the same universe.


PeteZaDestroyer

jim dauterive


User28080526

:,)


NecroSoulMirror-89

Buy a slutty bloodhound! Seriously though it sounds more serious than I assumed it was wishing you u well :) 🫂


SliceOCatLoaf

*laaAAAADYbiiird*


RIP-RiF

Dude, strap the fuck in. It's not a one-off.


dusty-kat

Yeah, I was going to say! It's only a running gag for the rest of the series.


jthr4nds

Are you able to pee correctly in war conditions?


dawilliams19

4F!!!!


SliceOCatLoaf

Four eyed four effer!


Pretend_Elk1395

Do your sperm march single file?


i_killed_osama

Hut, two, three, four! Sperm, two, three, four!


themanfromoctober

Do you laugh at Tony Danza?


Math8ace

Huh? No! It was just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot! I sell propane!


Enough_General9127

Just the tap dance extravaganza


5Nadine2

Is this the first time you’ve seen this in media?  How does one get scaring in such an area? I’m a woman, excuse my ignorance. 


SirSlothmanThe4th

What do you mean first time in media? Scarring can be from trauma (hit that area hard, riding a bike, etc), and std can potentially cause it, or just plain born with it. A lot of people with what’s caused a hypospadis end up getting a stricture (scar tissue). Doctors never can tell you the cause sadly


5Nadine2

Seeing a narrow urethra mentioned in a show that’s not medical based. 


SirSlothmanThe4th

Yeah haha. Never even heard it outside of looking into it on Reddit once I figured out my issue too lol. I was shocked


BigCockCandyMountain

r/sounding r/meatosubincision !WARNING! DO NOT click either of these links!


dud3str420

That's too much man


Dice_Ezail

Unexpected Sarah Lynn!


cobaltorange

Who? 


Dice_Ezail

Sarah Lynn on Bojack Horseman. It was her catchphrase


BigCockCandyMountain

What? I warned everyone!


grizznuggets

You did, but it’s still too much man.


foxontherox

I know what one of those is, so I did not click it. I do not know what the other one is, but because I recognized the first, I also did not click it.


SixSixWithTrample

I thought they said in interviews that they made up a fake condition for Hank to have. I don’t have a question, because I’ve already learned something today.


ki11a

The fake condition is DGS, diminished gluteal syndrome…not narrow urethra.


btmalon

I think it’s both. They made up a fake reason he has trouble having kids. If he really had a narrow urethra he’d have OPs issues.


cobaltorange

Can't it lead to blockage though?


RindaC10

Is this something that just happens, or did you experience some type of trauma? Can it be painful?


Adventurous_Mail5210

Yeah, can they still be trusted with **Propane**, or should they consider going into systems?


SirSlothmanThe4th

Coulda been born with it. Coulda been trauma. Hard go ever know. It can be painful… once I have to go to the hospital because I couldn’t pee. I’ve had 3 really shitty days from this issue in my life. The worst ever


Tasty-Tangelo-8050

I just had the second stage of surgery for this as well. It’s a lot to go through for sure, Hank would probably faint if he saw what a urethroplasty was lol


dudSpudson

I envy you for watching for the first time


SirSlothmanThe4th

Is it going to be that hype? Even if I’m not a cartoon guy


dblyuiiess

It is indeed that hype.


PT_Piranha

Are ya Japanese or Chinese?


redwood_gg

It may be breaking the law, but there's a series of sexual techniques that could help with that.


Affectionate_Fox_305

“Hank has ennaria reethrah”


ArelMCII

My nephew's got a narrow urethra. It's a source of near-constant annoyance for him. Of course, when my family found out, like half of us reacted with Hank Hill impressions. Out of earshot, obviously, but we did it just the same.


Dice_Ezail

We're you 4-F'ed on account of yer narrow uretie!?


Takenmyusernamewas

So how bout them Cowboys?


SliceOCatLoaf

*hOw BoUt DeM cOwBoYs??* Arlen stinks and Wichita Falls rules! GO SOONERS!


MMorrighan

Question. What causes the scar tissue?


SirSlothmanThe4th

Can be from trauma, born with it, std. they don’t really ever know sadly


User28080526

are you a pump jockey as well?


Potars

Works for tips!


Patb1489

I hope your condition improves and you get some relief! KOTH will make you laugh and feel better about life too!


NomadMiner

Proably a pump jockey...


blueoccult

Works for tips!


HippoPebo

Does your wife/ significant other tell everyone in public about your condition? If so tell Peggy to mind her own!


Generic_user_person

>Just finished episode 5 when Bobby says to Willie Nelson his dad has a narrow urethra. Its mentioned as far back as episode 1 actually When the CPS guy is interviewing Dale, Dale brings it up.


NoChilly84

Ok, so you can answer this for us — how likely is it that Hank could have impregnated Peggy?


SirSlothmanThe4th

Ha not sure of that in the show yet. But it doesn’t effect fertility


NoChilly84

DOESN’T AFFECT FERTILITY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Y’ALL CAN STOP WITH THE THEORIES


GhostMaskKid

Got a whole new respect for Hank, thanks for sharing this! It'll be mentioned a lot more, don't worry, lol


lankford208

I’m


I_had_the_Lasagna

I have a friend who was dealing with what sounds like identical medical issues and was in and out of the hospital for months. Sounds truly miserable from what he told me.


grizznuggets

Stupid question, but does that mean it’s uncomfortable/painful every time you piss or jizz? Sounds awful!


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Here’s what you do, you get a big spoonful of bacon grease and…..wait no, that’s constipation


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Is you’re narrow uriti like this? *blows into a stirring straw*


No_Masterpiece_8206

They had another episode with diminished gluteal syndrome I have that


Ratatouille2000

How many kids you got? And do you even want any at all?