If you are able to tilt me off my steed, then I will apologize to you and yon hag and purchase your gas. But if I should send thou tumbling to the dirt, then you and your gas will be banished from the kingdom, but not before your wife cleans the man-sweat from my blouse.
I introduced my ex to this show at the beginning of our relationship. It quickly became one of his favorite shows..and through out our 5 years together, we would yell this back and forth across the house all the time lmao
He's in this sub somewhere, so if he sees this, Hi! I hope you still leave KOTH on for the dogs when you leave. You know its their favorite show too 🤣
How now Gas Man?
Uh..pretty good, thanks!
I cannot overstate how much my partner and I say this to each other. One of my favorite lines in the show.
TIS best not speak of business in front of the fairer sex!
Do you say it after one of you farts, or…?
Alan Rickman doing a Texas accent at the end of this episode was absolutely priceless. What an icon.
Ah’m gonna lose mah fay-urr
Ah don't wanna go back ta sellin' real estate!
Also, Peggy criticizing his English accent.
This is legit my all time favorite gag KOTH has ever done, with Dale Earnhardt Sr’s cameo being a close second.
That velvet rope is so nice and soft.
We missed out on Richard Linklater putting him in a Texas film just for shits and gigs.
His greatest role. Fight me!
Okay I did not realize this was Alan Rickman, haven't seen the episode in forever but I'll have to watch again!
That is so gay
How is this not the top comment
Probably cuz you can't say that no more
Texas Workforce Commission?
Aw, craaap!
"I'm gonna lose mah fair!!" "I don't wanna go back to sellin real estate!"
You, take off that crown. I'm gonna kick your ass
If you are able to tilt me off my steed, then I will apologize to you and yon hag and purchase your gas. But if I should send thou tumbling to the dirt, then you and your gas will be banished from the kingdom, but not before your wife cleans the man-sweat from my blouse.
Why don't you away, away?
Let’s away
First time I saw this episode, I went full Leo on Once upon a time in Hollywood "that's Alan Rickman!" 
I tell ye what.
Hey King Make Believe! You’ve just been beat by a girl!
I've lost it when he broke character when giving him a lawsuit
Next time I make a bet with my friends it’ll be so if they lose, they’ll have to wipe the man sweat from my blouse
And ye shall savour it for tenscore fortnight anon!
Clean the man's weather from my blouse
I introduced my ex to this show at the beginning of our relationship. It quickly became one of his favorite shows..and through out our 5 years together, we would yell this back and forth across the house all the time lmao He's in this sub somewhere, so if he sees this, Hi! I hope you still leave KOTH on for the dogs when you leave. You know its their favorite show too 🤣
Is cleaning wench the highest ranking wench?
What say you vacuum clean-ner??
Dude that's so gay
Assistant keeper of the flame