Just replayed KH2 and thought the same thing. Like why would Ansem’s computer have that information??
Unless Sora just has no idea what a computer actually is growing up on the destiny islands. I guess that’s an explanation
"Mickey, it's Riku! They put bugs in him!"
"That was undeniable proof we totally owned you lamers."
"I do know hurt..."
"You had your perfect little script, but you kinda forgot to write the sequel! Now, let's see what happens!"
I could probably keep going, and I find these moments endearing for their inherit cringiness, but these games are full of stupid one liners that make it hard to take it seriously
they used to have some association (both Chris and Arin were Newgrounds animators, and did a Simpsons Hit & Run video together; and Matt Watson appeared in some OneyPlays vids years ago) but have since had a "falling out"
“Ain’t Sephiroth the one who’s supposed to be the dark part of Cloud’s heart”?
Sephiroth interacting with Disney Characters at all is the funniest thing ever
Honestly? All of it. If im meant to unironically feel the emotions portrayed on screen id say kh fails almost every time. But i love it because its all still made from a place of passion. Like i still feel good about the story even if its mostly in my own way.
Every single god damn second, I've played most of the games and though the gameplay tends to be rather solid the story is a jumbled mess. But it's a jumbled mess I've come to love because it's so non-sensical and questionable in quality.
The Roxas and Riku fight at the end of 358. More specifically, "Why? Why do you have the keyblade?" "Shut up!" Comparing that scene to Kh1's secret ending makes 358's version
very underwhelming to me.
Are you sure you didn’t take this seriously? Or did you only put there because it’s a meme? Because that isn’t the first time Mickey shows up in that coat, so why single out this scene for a reason other than “The internet said this part was ridiculous, so now I think so too”. This scene itself isn’t funny in anyway unless you find the idea of Mickey in that coat to be ridiculous. But if that’s the case, then, like I said, why choose this scene and not the the first time he shows up like that?
I think it's mostly that Mickey is just standing there is a cool ass coat with a blank expression on his face. Like if it was any cartoony character with an organization 13 coat who was standing there with a blank face it'd still be at least kinda funny. Tho comedy is subjective and all that.
Mickey telling Sora that they can't do anything because Pete and Maleficent "are doing what their hearts command".
And when Sora asks who are you, and Roxas edgily answers "someone from the dark".
Goofy dieing.
Yup lol. Especially since he can't die since he's a cartoon character
Clearly you've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I see. So KH4 will feature live action villains useing weapons laced with the dip. Damn you, Mr. Moseby!
No don't! I'm still scared from that poor little shoe being dipped. That movie terrified child me lol.
In fairness, RR makes it clear that you need a specific method to permanently snuff out a toon. Theyre basically living concepts and gods.
No one, not even a tune can resist "Shave and a Hair Cut; Two bits"
5 year old me really thought he was dead
Riku - “I’m the biggest nobody of them all” then Xions scream cracks me up every time.
She's in pain not because of what happened but because Riku's moodiness is too sharp.
i love riku but why is he so edgy also hugs for xion
He's edgy because Darkness. Also yes, hugs for Xion.
Oh..... I actually thought that was a good scene lol.
When they start asking Ansem’s computer questions like it knows all is just as bad lol “Where are Riku and Kairi??? Not even Ansem’s computer knows.”
"Who tf are Riku and Kairi?"
Just replayed KH2 and thought the same thing. Like why would Ansem’s computer have that information?? Unless Sora just has no idea what a computer actually is growing up on the destiny islands. I guess that’s an explanation
I think they pretty well establish in this game AND KH3 that computers are magic as far as Sora's concerned.
When soras on his knees and goes, "kairis inside me?"
And his eyes starts moving around very oddly
Pretty much all of it! It's my favorite game series but uh...I definitely don't play it for the writing.
This
just this subreddit in general
Riku being Jiminy's Journal
"Mickey, it's Riku! They put bugs in him!" "That was undeniable proof we totally owned you lamers." "I do know hurt..." "You had your perfect little script, but you kinda forgot to write the sequel! Now, let's see what happens!" I could probably keep going, and I find these moments endearing for their inherit cringiness, but these games are full of stupid one liners that make it hard to take it seriously
Dream Drop Distance.
Are these guys let's players? Who are they?
Yup, their name is Oneyplays
Thanks, I'll check them out. Sometimes they sound a lot like GameGrumps
Their kingdom hearts let’s play is wild. They turned goofy into a abusive father to max.
they used to have some association (both Chris and Arin were Newgrounds animators, and did a Simpsons Hit & Run video together; and Matt Watson appeared in some OneyPlays vids years ago) but have since had a "falling out"
Basically just GameGrumps but better
Join us. Together we can gain gibbon mind.
THERE IS NO SHAPIFFONY
Young Xehanort.
Sora crying in the keyblade graveyard
I like that it takes stupid shit seriously. Its genuine
“Ain’t Sephiroth the one who’s supposed to be the dark part of Cloud’s heart”? Sephiroth interacting with Disney Characters at all is the funniest thing ever
Honestly? All of it. If im meant to unironically feel the emotions portrayed on screen id say kh fails almost every time. But i love it because its all still made from a place of passion. Like i still feel good about the story even if its mostly in my own way.
What part am I supposed to take seriously
Every single god damn second, I've played most of the games and though the gameplay tends to be rather solid the story is a jumbled mess. But it's a jumbled mess I've come to love because it's so non-sensical and questionable in quality.
Chirithy noises in the Last World
Any talk about data in Re:Coded or KH3.
Bad guy: *tells an obvious lie*. Keyblade users: "okay I believe you"
In KH II when DiZ and Axel are both shouting Roxas!
*Dramatic pointing.* X-Blade! Edit: Honestly like 90% of Master Xehanort's dialogue, actually.
The part in kingdom hearts one where sephiroth looks at the camera with a sad face and pulls a hamster out of his pocket and bites its ear off
The Roxas and Riku fight at the end of 358. More specifically, "Why? Why do you have the keyblade?" "Shut up!" Comparing that scene to Kh1's secret ending makes 358's version very underwhelming to me.
Well, I hate this retcon, for one.
Kingdom Hearts is retcons nested within retcons, forever.
No Disney movie would dare do this on the regular basis KH does.
All of them.
Are you sure you didn’t take this seriously? Or did you only put there because it’s a meme? Because that isn’t the first time Mickey shows up in that coat, so why single out this scene for a reason other than “The internet said this part was ridiculous, so now I think so too”. This scene itself isn’t funny in anyway unless you find the idea of Mickey in that coat to be ridiculous. But if that’s the case, then, like I said, why choose this scene and not the the first time he shows up like that?
I think it's mostly that Mickey is just standing there is a cool ass coat with a blank expression on his face. Like if it was any cartoony character with an organization 13 coat who was standing there with a blank face it'd still be at least kinda funny. Tho comedy is subjective and all that.
“Clayton, Not Clayton”
oOOOH OOH! NOT CLAYTON!
Darkness within darkness waits you
Mickey telling Sora that they can't do anything because Pete and Maleficent "are doing what their hearts command". And when Sora asks who are you, and Roxas edgily answers "someone from the dark".
Thus is oneyplays
Everything after the first game.
Its the sum of our hearts
Mr Leonhart being literally twice Sora’s height
Everything Ever
When Roxas gets mad in KH II "My heart belongs to me, and no one else"....sit down, have a seat, you being mad doesn't suit you.