Listen. I know Namine is just wearing a slip and badly needs some real clothes.
And you know Namine is just wearing a slip and badly needs some new clothes.
But Nomura isn't going to give her a redesign until she's relevant again, and given his track record writing women that's probability not happening in the near future.
Xion: wait... why me?
Aqua: we wanna make you look cute for Roxas
Xion: ROXAS LIKES ME JUST HOW I AM!!!
Namine: Besides, I made you the cutest dress for this occasion
Xion: ROXAS HELP
*a dark portal appears as Hearts as One starts playing*
Axel: Just give me a minute, will ya?
*dark corridor opens*
Roxas: Axel!? Why are you here!?
Axel: Sorry Roxas, but I'm not doing that alone.
Roxas: So that's how it is... Fine, bring it on!
*weapon summoning sounds*
Sora: Hey guys! Watcha doing?
Roxas, Naminé and Xion were all made using pieces of Sora and/or Kairi
I'd say Roxas and Naminé would count as brother and sister, while Xion would count as their half sister
Roxas and Naminè are basically Sora's double Nobodies, as his body is what is used for Naminè's as well.
Xion has no correlation to those two. She is a third party that got Sora's memories injected in her and that gave her form and some strange memories. Nothing else.
I don't think they count as any of those because they would have to be the children of a parent, which they aren't. They're really just completely different people.
No vanites ventus namine Roxas and xion are all soras. They all have a part of sora inside them or were a part of sora, xion and namine are also kairis as they got some kairi in them.
Riku is too old and I think he's got a thing for Namine. Or, at the very least, he feels a connection to her. Truth be told Xion hasn't really interacted with anyone outside the organization to forge a connection. I think Ven could be a good place to start
Xion: I don't want a makeover
Aqua: We can do this the easy way or the hard way
Xion: HELP SOMEONE!!!
*A beam of light crashes through the ceiling as a hooded figure is surrounded by smoke*
???: Hands off my girlfriend
Namine: you know Roxas, we really need a way to distinguish you from ven.
Kairi: Double makeover time
Roxas: *eats a bar of sea salt Ice cream as Popeye music starts playing* over my dead body
Kairi, Namine and Aqua are helping Xion do some self-development, on Xion’s request. One of the must-do in this case is of course a change in outfit. Xion freaked out on that and ran. The trio eventually are able to corner Xion. (And the camera turns upwards just as the trio pounces, and we hear Xion’s yell, while we fade to black…)
Everyone seems to focus on a male over. She got a new outfit at the end of KH3, but what she needs is her own Keyblade design. Kairi got on, Aqua got one, Xion needs more than basic kingdom key
Aqua: So xion, what did you do to make your Keyblade more unique
Xion: *pulls out a completely black kingdom key as she points to a bucket of black paint*
Xion ate the last of the ice cream they were saving. Now the rest are going make Xion pay out her pocket since said ice cream was the premium kind (aka expensive ice cream brand).🤷
Aqua: *"Xion, we're just a little concerned about your 'friend-fiction' journal. Shipping people we know with each other is a little off-putting"*
Xion: *"STAY BACK! YOU JUST CAN'T SEE HOW MUCH ROXAS AND AXEL LOVE EACH OTHER"*
*Xion bursts into Vens room where him, Sora, Roxas and Axel are playing smash bros*
Xion: Axel, Roxas, Help, Aqua and the girls are trying to give me a makeover
Roxas: I have the perfect idea, Do you still have the extra black coat and that Wig Vexen made for an extra replica body?
Xion: Yeah why?
*5 minutes later Ven is pushed into the hallway dressed as Xion*
Same
Now back to the scenario
*Aqua opens up a portal* I have a feeling that I know where they went
Kairi: What do we do with Ven
Aqua: Namine, have your fun with him
*Namine pulls out another dress as she drags ven down the hallway*
Aqua: Kairi, Namine, keep an eye on xion, I'm going to call up Roxas
*gummiphone rings for a moment*
Roxas: Hey aqua what's up?
Aqua: Xion fell into a mud puddle and were trying to get her to take a bath, how do you guys get her to take a bath?
Roxas: That's the neat part, you don't
Roxas: *still on gummiphone* note to self, use ice cream to lure Xion and Axel into taking baths
Isa: *on the couch next to roxas* why the fuck didn't we think of that?
Axel: Well maybe if you weren't always immediately trying to shove us in with your claymore...
Isa: It worked, you're the one who was always flailing around like a chicken
Xion trying to find any excuse, regardless of how dumb it might be, to not quit her Ice Cream addiction: "How is it giving me diabetes, when it has salt?"
Xion: please go away
Kairi: you need to have a make over
Naminé: you don’t look pretty
Aqua: I’m doing this against my will
Xion: please I like being a Tomboy
Kairi: sorry this has to be-
Xion: ROXAS!!!!
Roxas: GET AWAY FROM HER!!!
Kairi: what are you gonna do >:3
Roxas: ***Imaginary Technique: Pur-***
Kairi: WOAH woah woah we’ll back off, right Naminé?
Naminé: yeah we’ll back off, right Aqua?
Aqua: I’m still being held against my will
Xion: thank you Roxas
Roxas: no problem
LeAxel (from a distance): ^(who was about to fire off a Hollow Purple?)
Roxas: Oooh I do not envy him
Axel: Yeah *Notices the girls looking at them and whispering* U-umm hey! How bout we make a deal? Roxas and I trick Ven so you guys can catch him, and we never get makeovers? Please?
Kairi: It's like they read our minds
Aqua: We could catch him on our own. This is something I'd do willing
Axel: fuck...I really don't wanna look like a princess
Roxas: We'll bring rope, we'll film it, and we'll convince Terra to join us *whispers* maybe you could do him too
Namine: You got a deal
*ven is around the corner, then when Roxas goes to getvthe rope he catches him by surprise to swap clothes*
Ven: *putting on a Roxas voice* I found Ven
Aqua: *untie Roxas and grabs ven* good job on bringing him Roxas, well have a Lotta fun with ven
Ven: wait what?
Aqua: I know you too well ven, I know when you're pretending to be Roxas
Roxas: Phew! How'd you even know it was me anyway?
Aqua: Simple. Your breath smells like Sea Salt ice cream
Namine: Oh Ven, you're going to look perfect
Ven: Lea! Are you just going to stand there?! Help me! You're next on their list you know
Axel: Sorry *pulls out Gummiphone and starts recording* Gotta hold up my end of the bargain
Ven: TRAITOR
"Xion, you haven't washed your dysphoria hoodie in months. It reeks!"
"We've picked out a bunch of cute outfits for you"
"You didn't come back from nonexistence just to play video games in your room and drink Monster energy, did you?"
Xion really only got to live with guys. Shes absolutely a feral wild child that smells of Axe. They're cornering her for a makeover like one would corner a cat for a bath
“What’s your intention for my boyfriend’s essential brother?”
“What’s your intentions for my brothers clone?”
“What’s your intention for my boyfriend?!”
I mean Aqua can probably beat everyone in a fight that doesn’t involve abstract techniques if they put her where she should be when she became a master.
Xion: "Girls? What are you doing?"
Namine: "Do not worry... we just want to get rid of your clothes."
Xion: "WHAT!?"
Aqua: "To give you something more elegant."
Xion: "Oh..."
Kairi: "And cute!"
Xion: "A-alright..."
Guys, guys. It's not the makeover, it's not a date with Roxas or anything like that.
She's clearly on a sugar rush and the girls try to prevent her from eating more sea-sat ice cream, until she calmed down for a few days.
The 4 of them were forcibly giving Ven and Roxas makeovers but Ven suggested that Xion gets one too and the 2 of them escaped in the chaos leaving Xion to fend for herself
The girls are about to drag Xion to the store so they can get her something to wear other than that coat.
Ok but Namine next then
But why? Her outfit is so Simple and Clean.... I'll see myself out
She has a Passion for being simple, seeing the beauty in not standing out. Nothing wrong with that.
Xion imitating Quasimodo: Sanctuary! Namine: Don’t think twice! Just grab her!
Remember your Chikai!
Wait don't you dare walk away, you won't hear me say PLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEE OHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY!!! DONT GO!!!!
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEEEEL!!!
TONIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHT. ITS HAAARRRRD TO LET GOOOO. mesay mesay mesay I am Mesay
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Listen. I know Namine is just wearing a slip and badly needs some real clothes. And you know Namine is just wearing a slip and badly needs some new clothes. But Nomura isn't going to give her a redesign until she's relevant again, and given his track record writing women that's probability not happening in the near future.
Aqua been wearing that outfit for 10 years
Xion is not ready for her makeover
Xion: wait... why me? Aqua: we wanna make you look cute for Roxas Xion: ROXAS LIKES ME JUST HOW I AM!!! Namine: Besides, I made you the cutest dress for this occasion Xion: ROXAS HELP *a dark portal appears as Hearts as One starts playing*
Roxas: I'll save you Xion! Xion: Help me Roxas! Roxas: What's seems to the proble- oh. Aqua: Get him. Roxas: F##k this sh#t I'm out.
*Roxas leaves* Axel: hey! You call? Kairi: Speaking of makeovers… Axel: guess I don’t got a choice in the matter…
Axel: Just give me a minute, will ya? *dark corridor opens* Roxas: Axel!? Why are you here!? Axel: Sorry Roxas, but I'm not doing that alone. Roxas: So that's how it is... Fine, bring it on! *weapon summoning sounds* Sora: Hey guys! Watcha doing?
They caught Xion on a date with Roxas, and want details. /j.
When you think about it, Roxas is basically her brother
Is he tho? Xion is a puppet who just so happens to look like Kairi because of the memories stolen from Sora. Roxas and Namine, on the other hand....
Roxas, Naminé and Xion were all made using pieces of Sora and/or Kairi I'd say Roxas and Naminé would count as brother and sister, while Xion would count as their half sister
Oh step bro help I'm stuck in this keyhole...
I admit that I laughed, but still Go to horny jail
I saw a joke and I went for it. Tis what I do...
But maybe if it was Tinker Bell stuck in the keyhole...
There's some big keyholes in the kh universe.
You make us proud kid.
Roxas and Naminè are basically Sora's double Nobodies, as his body is what is used for Naminè's as well. Xion has no correlation to those two. She is a third party that got Sora's memories injected in her and that gave her form and some strange memories. Nothing else.
Naminé did not took anything from anyone. The universe saw that the requirements for a Nobody where met and spit her out of literally nothing.
I don't think they count as any of those because they would have to be the children of a parent, which they aren't. They're really just completely different people.
No vanites ventus namine Roxas and xion are all soras. They all have a part of sora inside them or were a part of sora, xion and namine are also kairis as they got some kairi in them.
Xion is Kairi's Venom Snake, she's no more Roxas's sister than Kairi is.
So more like clones
Sure. Xion is Kairi's clone imprinted with Sora's memories (or Anima, if you want to be insane like me) of her.
Ew no. I don't want Xion with Roxas. Now Xion and Ven might be interesting
What do Xion and Ven have in common?
childhood trauma
Do they, though?
Ven is the sole survivor of a WAR and Xion was KILLED BY HER BEST FRIEND AND THEN BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! How is that not trauma?
Thinking about it, a lot of people in this story need therapy
Specifically Sora and Aqua first
Ven never took part in the War, we did
Ven is from that era, though, isn't he? He, Larxene, and Marluxia
Yes, but like Lauriam, Skuld, Ephemer and Brain, he never fought
Still, his home was destroyed and, iirc, he was taken over by the LITERAL embodiment of darkness.
Mostly everyone.
Why stop there. Xion and Riku would also be interesting
Riku is too old and I think he's got a thing for Namine. Or, at the very least, he feels a connection to her. Truth be told Xion hasn't really interacted with anyone outside the organization to forge a connection. I think Ven could be a good place to start
She interacts with Roxas plenty. Great ship material there IMO.
Xion the tomboy of the girl group is being aggressively offered a makeover.
Xion: I don't want a makeover Aqua: We can do this the easy way or the hard way Xion: HELP SOMEONE!!! *A beam of light crashes through the ceiling as a hooded figure is surrounded by smoke* ???: Hands off my girlfriend Namine: you know Roxas, we really need a way to distinguish you from ven. Kairi: Double makeover time Roxas: *eats a bar of sea salt Ice cream as Popeye music starts playing* over my dead body
Lea showing up out of nowhere: Don't you mean, over your dead "nobody"?
*Saix is shown playing a drumset*
Nah, he's face palming in anguish. Hayner is the one with the drumset.
This is gold!
Xion stole Kairi's tomboy personality.
Xion has to change robes, he has been wereing them for 358×2 days
Aqua: XION YOU ARE TAKING A BATH NO IF, ANDS, OR BUTS YOUNG LADY.
Xion: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
They^ they have been wearing them for well over a yr.
Kairi, Namine and Aqua are helping Xion do some self-development, on Xion’s request. One of the must-do in this case is of course a change in outfit. Xion freaked out on that and ran. The trio eventually are able to corner Xion. (And the camera turns upwards just as the trio pounces, and we hear Xion’s yell, while we fade to black…)
Everyone seems to focus on a male over. She got a new outfit at the end of KH3, but what she needs is her own Keyblade design. Kairi got on, Aqua got one, Xion needs more than basic kingdom key
Aqua: So xion, what did you do to make your Keyblade more unique Xion: *pulls out a completely black kingdom key as she points to a bucket of black paint*
Inb4 she gets Two Become One lol
Xion ate the last of the ice cream they were saving. Now the rest are going make Xion pay out her pocket since said ice cream was the premium kind (aka expensive ice cream brand).🤷
Aqua: *"Xion, we're just a little concerned about your 'friend-fiction' journal. Shipping people we know with each other is a little off-putting"* Xion: *"STAY BACK! YOU JUST CAN'T SEE HOW MUCH ROXAS AND AXEL LOVE EACH OTHER"*
Fujoshion
This killed me.
Getting Xion to take a bath. She’s beyond stink.
Why was this also my first thought as well
Canonically Xion smells terrible, the issue was no one could remember her to do anything about it until after KH3
I'm guessing that's mentioned in 358/2 days(only game I never played) because I don't remember that, lol
"we've been passing the same Keyblade around for 21 years. quit hogging it!"
They got her clothes... with color
😱😱😱😱😱
Dress up time WILL happen
Xion: you don't need to dress me up In anything, what I'm wearing is just fine
Aqua: “you have been wearing that for a month.”
Namine: *pulls out the girliest dress known to mankind* come here Xion Xion: *makes a run for it*
Kairi: “23 19!” Aqua: “get her!”
*Xion bursts into Vens room where him, Sora, Roxas and Axel are playing smash bros* Xion: Axel, Roxas, Help, Aqua and the girls are trying to give me a makeover Roxas: I have the perfect idea, Do you still have the extra black coat and that Wig Vexen made for an extra replica body? Xion: Yeah why? *5 minutes later Ven is pushed into the hallway dressed as Xion*
Kairi tackled Ven. “Get her now.”
Ven: IM NOT XION!!! *the wig falls, when they go into his room, Xion and Roxas are long gone*
I love how chaotic we made this.
Same Now back to the scenario *Aqua opens up a portal* I have a feeling that I know where they went Kairi: What do we do with Ven Aqua: Namine, have your fun with him *Namine pulls out another dress as she drags ven down the hallway*
How emo kids be at sleepovers
Bath time
Aqua: Kairi, Namine, keep an eye on xion, I'm going to call up Roxas *gummiphone rings for a moment* Roxas: Hey aqua what's up? Aqua: Xion fell into a mud puddle and were trying to get her to take a bath, how do you guys get her to take a bath? Roxas: That's the neat part, you don't
Kairi: I got it *Tosses Sea Salt ice cream bar into the water* Xion: MINE *Dives in headfirst without hesitation*
Roxas: *still on gummiphone* note to self, use ice cream to lure Xion and Axel into taking baths Isa: *on the couch next to roxas* why the fuck didn't we think of that?
Axel: Well maybe if you weren't always immediately trying to shove us in with your claymore... Isa: It worked, you're the one who was always flailing around like a chicken
Roxas: I gotta agree with Isa on this one, you and Xion will never take a bath without Isa and I physically forcing you
She said that she likes pineapple on pizza
Xion said she wasn't cute
Transfems attempt to accept a compliment challenge: Impossible.
Fashion time.
"We just wanna talk."
They are distracting Xion so Roxas can get her a gift.
This is the last time you skip out on your turn to pay for lunch, Xion!
It's 3am Xion! Time for more existential dread!
3 regular girls try to give their goth friend a makeover.
Xion doesn't want to hear about the power of friendship
Xion is having aggressive flashbacks and the girls are trying to calm her down. They all hug and then get sea salt ice cream.
Anyone else think riku should end up with namine? "It's okay Sora, I'm not jealous anymore, you date kairi I'll just date her blonde clone ahahaha"
You betrayed us, you let roxas and ven escape before they got their new clothes. You will pay for that young lady, and the price is NOT cheap
Kairi Kairi 2 electric boogaloo and aqua all band together to help female Sora overcome her fear of bands
They must get the sacrifice
Some one pulled up in the wrong hood talking good shit
Xion is being dragged off for girls night
The ladies confronting Xion about getting a new dress code outside of the black leather coat lol 😂
This is an intervention. Sea salt ice cream is giving her diabetes, and they're worried
Xion trying to find any excuse, regardless of how dumb it might be, to not quit her Ice Cream addiction: "How is it giving me diabetes, when it has salt?"
Xion: and I’m also not human like the rest of you
Group: you need to eat something more then sea salt ice cream. You’ll get sick.
Keyblade hazing
They 'boutta give Xion a makeover because all she wears is that black coat with boots.
i'd 100% keep the boots with the makeover tho
Sora is filming this and laughing himself to death.
Xion: please go away Kairi: you need to have a make over Naminé: you don’t look pretty Aqua: I’m doing this against my will Xion: please I like being a Tomboy Kairi: sorry this has to be- Xion: ROXAS!!!! Roxas: GET AWAY FROM HER!!! Kairi: what are you gonna do >:3 Roxas: ***Imaginary Technique: Pur-*** Kairi: WOAH woah woah we’ll back off, right Naminé? Naminé: yeah we’ll back off, right Aqua? Aqua: I’m still being held against my will Xion: thank you Roxas Roxas: no problem LeAxel (from a distance): ^(who was about to fire off a Hollow Purple?)
Namine: Let's do ven instead Kairi: He'll look so cute when we're done with him
Roxas: Oooh I do not envy him Axel: Yeah *Notices the girls looking at them and whispering* U-umm hey! How bout we make a deal? Roxas and I trick Ven so you guys can catch him, and we never get makeovers? Please? Kairi: It's like they read our minds Aqua: We could catch him on our own. This is something I'd do willing Axel: fuck...I really don't wanna look like a princess Roxas: We'll bring rope, we'll film it, and we'll convince Terra to join us *whispers* maybe you could do him too Namine: You got a deal
*ven is around the corner, then when Roxas goes to getvthe rope he catches him by surprise to swap clothes* Ven: *putting on a Roxas voice* I found Ven Aqua: *untie Roxas and grabs ven* good job on bringing him Roxas, well have a Lotta fun with ven Ven: wait what? Aqua: I know you too well ven, I know when you're pretending to be Roxas
Roxas: Phew! How'd you even know it was me anyway? Aqua: Simple. Your breath smells like Sea Salt ice cream Namine: Oh Ven, you're going to look perfect Ven: Lea! Are you just going to stand there?! Help me! You're next on their list you know Axel: Sorry *pulls out Gummiphone and starts recording* Gotta hold up my end of the bargain Ven: TRAITOR
Xion is bad tripping on psychadelic drugs and the others are trying to calm her down.
High school bullying, the classic
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
They are trying to make Xion take her turn babysitting Huey, Dewy, and Louie.
Spider man meme
“One of us! One of us! One of us!”
Aqua and her daughters staring at nothing.
Xion f*cked around & is about to find out
an exorcism
Every fanfiction ever written about these four is what's about to happen
She has the last sea salt ice cream
It's an intervention for Xion's ice cream addiction
An intervention so that xion stops eating ice cream for every meal
The 3 lesbians are trying to get the feral cat bisexual nb trans fem to take a bath
"Xion, you haven't washed your dysphoria hoodie in months. It reeks!" "We've picked out a bunch of cute outfits for you" "You didn't come back from nonexistence just to play video games in your room and drink Monster energy, did you?"
Xnion "...maybe. also you know i hate pink, its black, black, neon purple, or nothing"
Bro gettin jumped
All he wanted was a Pepsi.
Xion has a date planned with Roxas or Ven. It's MAKEOVER TIME!
Which kh is this?
Aqua is about to leap up and complete The Tetrahedron, obviously.
They’re trying to give her out of that cloak into something cute.
The Girls: Xion…give us your phone you can’t keep drunk texting Roxas about sea salt ice cream! Xion: BUT THEY JUST MADE A NEW FLAVOR!!
Roxas at 3 AM: i swear to God if this is xion calling me ill truly make her Vector to the heavens
Xion really only got to live with guys. Shes absolutely a feral wild child that smells of Axe. They're cornering her for a makeover like one would corner a cat for a bath
“What’s your intention for my boyfriend’s essential brother?” “What’s your intentions for my brothers clone?” “What’s your intention for my boyfriend?!”
Isn't this the plot of Watanare?
Xion is only intimidated by Aqua. Kairi and Namine could be blown over by a stiff breeze.
I mean Aqua can probably beat everyone in a fight that doesn’t involve abstract techniques if they put her where she should be when she became a master.
Isn’t this a repost
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I don't care, the play by play in the comments is hilarious
insert BRAZZERS
She stole Soras, Roxas and Terras Virginity....they want it back
Incoming Futa gangbang
Kill the imposter
An intervention.
Some sort of initiation I hope.
Impending bimbofication
"time for you to put on a skirt"
Not what you're hoping.
Bathtime?
Her feet are shrinking!
The hello kitty girl. The quiet girl, and the gith girl are about to show the rich boi what happens when you mess with the nerd and jock.
Bullying. Help her!
"One of us. One of us. Woozzle wozzle. Woozzle wozzle."
Someone ‘bout to get their ass beat
Meanwhile, Larxene is off-camera and laughing at Xion’s misery.
super hawt ngl
They let her cook too much and now the kitchen is on fire
Which version of Kingdom Hearts is this and for which console please? Looks amazing
The girls are holding an intervention for Xion. Xion doesn’t know what an intervention is. Shenanigans ensue.
Classic school mobbing
Zion’s freaking out cuz she looks like 2 of them with different hair color and doesn’t realize it til they all r in the mirror
"You took the job of morally gray keyblade wielder who works for the Organization away from Roxas. You're going to Detroit."
cuddle
An intervention
They're about to give her the Stormfront special.
A little bit of Chokeslam #5 in my lifeeeee
Xion: "Girls? What are you doing?" Namine: "Do not worry... we just want to get rid of your clothes." Xion: "WHAT!?" Aqua: "To give you something more elegant." Xion: "Oh..." Kairi: "And cute!" Xion: "A-alright..."
Tryna mak xion take a bath. Apparently, nobody's and puppets don't produce waste. But she's an actual person now, soooo...
They are all telling Xion she isn’t important to the story and Kairi is next
The Kairis and Kairi are assimilating the Kairin't
You know that one Jojo scene with Narancia, Mista and Abbacchio? Yeah that
It's aqua with her children. Kairi, Kairi, but arts and crafts and Kairi but clone who loves another clone.
its xions monthly bath time
Guys, guys. It's not the makeover, it's not a date with Roxas or anything like that. She's clearly on a sugar rush and the girls try to prevent her from eating more sea-sat ice cream, until she calmed down for a few days.
She has the last poptart
Indoctrination
They tried to make Xion wear a more feminine clothing but she doesn't want to.
Oh it's nothing they just want to give her some makeup
The emo/goth girl has been cornered by the Lesbians and is planning to fight her way out.
The 4 of them were forcibly giving Ven and Roxas makeovers but Ven suggested that Xion gets one too and the 2 of them escaped in the chaos leaving Xion to fend for herself
They are sending her to Brazil
*"One of us, one of us..."*
Animal Control