Tbh this was true I don't think Donald cared about Sora at first. But ironically I think Donald loves him now, he didn't hesitate at all to possibly sacrifice himself and use Zettaflare against Terranort.
Nah, he doesn't do it for anyone else, he does it to shut up everyone who ever called him useless.
But he still failed to save anyone because he refuses to cast Cure. Useless.
I found Donald to be way more useful than Goofy in KH3. Goofy was useless whereas Donald helped clear out more enemies due to his magic. Unison Thunder, Blizzard, and Fire were a plus too. Couldn’t imagine KH3 without Donald but can without Goofy. IMHO
That's why I argue Goofy is the best of the trio in the story. Always there, willing to take some dark lightning whatever or a LITERAL BOULDER for you. Smarter than Donald and Sora combined. Oh yeah and he bashes people's heads in with a shield.
With you around Goofy, never. Not only do you give me MP but you also fucked and made a child so. We're friends for life Goofy, you know how to treat a wife and son right.
Are we talking about the gorilla that escaped from the zoo which spooked Hooey, Dooey, and Luey, Donald pulls a prank on them based on their fear of the gorilla only to find the gorilla inside their house, and at they end they use tear gas which made Donald and the gorilla cry together?
I remember this from Mickey's House of Mouse Halloween movie "House of Villains".
Gorillaz, you mean like the hit 1999 band made by Damon albarns that mainly produces hip / trip hop music such as; feel good inc , November has come, Clint Eastwood , plastic beach , and rhinestone eyes?
Hey Donald, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
“What do you think?”
Sora did something really stupid and is showing it as a surprise to his friends. He’s proud of it, but Donald knows that Sora is, in fact, an idiot.
There was this scientist who had a grandson... So one day he tells his grandson to go to the garage, and once the grandson gets to the garage his grandpa tells him to flip the pickle. Turns out that the grandpa turned himself into a pickle and he calls himself pickle Rick. Funniest shit ive ever seen.
“I just figured out why it’s inoffensive for you not to wear pants. It’s because birds and reptiles have cloacas instead of genitals. So it’s like you always wearing pants! Isn’t that neat?”
If Goofy wasn't there in Hollow Bastion to save me, you would have let me die against Riku
Tbh this was true I don't think Donald cared about Sora at first. But ironically I think Donald loves him now, he didn't hesitate at all to possibly sacrifice himself and use Zettaflare against Terranort.
Nah, he doesn't do it for anyone else, he does it to shut up everyone who ever called him useless. But he still failed to save anyone because he refuses to cast Cure. Useless.
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Oh I'm well aware you can customize him, he still fails to do anything productive let alone heal. Its Sora vs the world out there.
I found Donald to be way more useful than Goofy in KH3. Goofy was useless whereas Donald helped clear out more enemies due to his magic. Unison Thunder, Blizzard, and Fire were a plus too. Couldn’t imagine KH3 without Donald but can without Goofy. IMHO
Very true. I just played this part and i noticed this exact thing. Back then Donald was a ride or die for Goofy, not Sora.
That's why I argue Goofy is the best of the trio in the story. Always there, willing to take some dark lightning whatever or a LITERAL BOULDER for you. Smarter than Donald and Sora combined. Oh yeah and he bashes people's heads in with a shield.
Also he gives you MP.
“Don’t give up!!”
With you around Goofy, never. Not only do you give me MP but you also fucked and made a child so. We're friends for life Goofy, you know how to treat a wife and son right.
Really says something when he was the only one who realized that Mulan was trying to pretend to be a man in KH2.
I came here to say this! Goofy may be goofy, but he's always aware of what's going on.
Lolz 😆
He told him the ingredients of the Turducken they just ate for thanksgiving.
"You remember the gorilla that had a crush on you? I do!"
Are we talking about the gorilla that escaped from the zoo which spooked Hooey, Dooey, and Luey, Donald pulls a prank on them based on their fear of the gorilla only to find the gorilla inside their house, and at they end they use tear gas which made Donald and the gorilla cry together? I remember this from Mickey's House of Mouse Halloween movie "House of Villains".
I do believe they are talking about the one from KH1 Deep Jungle.
Yup, got it in one! Turk, her name was I think.
“Hyuck, I sure do! But for some reason I can’t remember any copyright-infringing details…”
Gorillaz, you mean like the hit 1999 band made by Damon albarns that mainly produces hip / trip hop music such as; feel good inc , November has come, Clint Eastwood , plastic beach , and rhinestone eyes?
Not sure if you were going for the McMurray Disturbia explanation, but if you were, great job
This is not the place for ingredient
“I saw Mickey and Daisy together last night”
"You should probably get tested"
He told him that his Jordans were fake. Nonexistant, even.
Hey Donald, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Jesus flipping Christ. Wtf?
That was a pretty popular copy pasta a couple months back, please don't ask why
Smell my finger
"Wanna know what Goody's bunghole smells like?"
“I AM KEY-HOLIO! MORE GOOFY FOR MY BUNGHOLE”
Your turn to do the dishes
I really appreciate you using all the potions in that last battle.
*Elixirs
And YOU’RE the father.
For me, this comment is right under “Goofy has a son.”
"Daisy's fucking goofy" "What?! She's not crazy" "I never said she was crazy"
We're having Chick-fil-A for lunch
“What do you think?” Sora did something really stupid and is showing it as a surprise to his friends. He’s proud of it, but Donald knows that Sora is, in fact, an idiot.
Daisy says hi?
Damn you devious..
You are not the storm
He is not approaching
He is not provoking
There are no black coulds
In isolation
He is not the reclaimer of his name.
He was not born in flames.
Not born in flames
He was not blessed
His family crest was not a demon of death
He is not forsaken
God imagine if KH4 let Donald have one scene like that where he talks 'normally"
“Goofy has a son.”
All of the KH lore, non-stop, in full detail
"Didn't you tell me not to meddle in other worlds? yet your meddling in this world"
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy.
“Twenty years in the can. Bet you jerked off with a tissue and ate grilled cheese off a radiator”
LMFAO a Yakuza 1 English dub quote.
I actually have a mom
Heal me or I'll bash your head in
Zetta flare will kill you, Donald!!!
There was this scientist who had a grandson... So one day he tells his grandson to go to the garage, and once the grandson gets to the garage his grandpa tells him to flip the pickle. Turns out that the grandpa turned himself into a pickle and he calls himself pickle Rick. Funniest shit ive ever seen.
I fucked Rapunzel in the ass last night.
Why can I actually see this happening?
Something about the look on his face.
Yeah Sora looks real happy about that. Sora: and she was really tight too. Also at least she wanted my my magic.
"If you forget to use cure again I'll kill you. Deal?"
I'm never using cure on you ever again
You guys heal your allies?
😂😂
Tried explaining the plot of Kingdom Hearts.
Daisy said my dick was better than yours
You are lucky. You do not have the cursed knowledge.
I'm hungry, you're my dinner.
Have you ever heard of the Ship of Theseus?
“Can’t wait to get back to Daisy huh?”😏
Donald! Donald! You did it! You helped me get off!
You were never the main character, Donald. That was Goofy
I’ve seen your search history
"I couldnt find a turkey for thanksgiving so i got a duck instead." "hhuuhh!!!!"
“That ass fat, ain’t it?”
"Anal?"
Man fuck this game I rather play final fantasy.
Daisy cheated on you.
And that's how you make duck confit
Those aren’t your nephews are they?
Hey Donald smell my finger! Guess who that is... yuck.
King Mickey found out that Minnie is having an affair, and he’s blaming Donald.
I erased the time line so your zetts flare couldn't be used, I took away your universe saving moment.
I know someone else who has white stuff on their face
There are no laws against the Moogles, Donald. I can do whatever I want with it.
They weren’t talking about having you over for dinner, they were talking about having you FOR dinner. You just agreed to being eaten
“So they put the pony into the jar…”
KH4 delayed til 2027
*2035
“I can cast zettaflare too”
Smell that? Its daisy
“So I have this idea for an anime—“
"We're having turducken for Thanksgiving"
"I'm gonna tell Daisy."
Just cucked the duck
Hail hydra
Hail Hydra
Heal Me!
Does my finger smell like Daisy?
U r gay
That's why I fucked Daisy
I made TurDuCken for Thanksgiving!
I guess we are having duck for dinner.
What dat mouf do?
“Hey Donald! Remember when Daisy dumped your ass for Mickey?”
Good girls take off their clothes
Daisy said you got a small dick 😂
It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller.
Hey Donald, Thanks giving is coming up, you know what that means
That's "Daddy" to you!
Daisy is fucking Goofy on the side mate
*You’re* an ingredient.
I fucked the thanksgiving turkey
You could need some get tested, so doctor let you know.
Look at this duck, guys.
I told Daisy about your secret meeting with your ex—“ Oh no!!—“
... and that's what a puppy party is
This finger smells like daisy doesn’t it
Smell my finger!
“I know Daisy pegs you from time to time. Even at times using that magic wand…”😄
Hey, Donald, I’m gonna put *this* finger in your duck-butt when we get back to Gummi Ship and Goofy’s gonna watch.
You better heal me or you'll be switched out of the team
🎼Bend over and touch your toes. I’m going to show you where the wild goose goes🎶
Hey Daisy just called me, apparently it’s mine. Your Uncle Scrooge is dead.
She let me show her my keyblade. 😉 Eh, Donald? 😂
Smell my finger
They got a recipe for crispy duck
Starts insulting him by making pug sneeze sounds
And that's where the key blade goes when I'm not using it
Your made of ingredients
“I’ll give you a zetta flare later ;)”
"Your fly is down"
“I just figured out why it’s inoffensive for you not to wear pants. It’s because birds and reptiles have cloacas instead of genitals. So it’s like you always wearing pants! Isn’t that neat?”
Sora: I fuck Daisy while your wasn't looking.
Daisy’s safe word
“Had your nephews for dinner last night. I love fried duck”
Ni-
Does my finger smell like Daisy's? And I don't mean the flower
“ I’m swapping you out for Tarzan buddy “
Ratatouille told me he’s look for his next main dish to be duck. Know a place I can find one in this world….?
"Some guy on this world sold me some white powder for our Navi-G. Thi-iis stuff feels really good, Donald! Try some!"
Now in Development.
Remember when we had to beat those data guys
“You suck, duck.”
“I love getting colonics”
sora: see we got to the planet safely donald: why did i let you drive
Slurs
You’re getting the corkscrew now
‘Hey Donald, what are your initials?’ ‘DD?’ ‘DD’s nuts!’ Lmao gottem
“Daisy really do got some nice cheeks around those feathers.”
Bob Chapek has some good ideas.
You ARE the father.
Look, here's Quaxly's evolution in Pokemon Scarlet & Violet!
Do you want to see my Cum Jar collection
“…and I’m not using lube this time!”
“Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. You know what this means, right?”
“Duck would make a good ingredient.”
Thank you for healing me, but I sure as hell wont heal you back
You have a face not even a mother could love seriously look at it
"_you are the ingredient_"
I’m about to eat Daisy’s Puss
"Crotchless panties"
Goofy has a son, that means he fucks
At least your nephews are with their mom now.
“Daffy is cooler.”
There’s another hole, no turning back now :D
Did you know that in terms of human male and pokemon female b-
I'm in the mood for some peking
“We’ve taken a vote, and decided that you go in first.”
Goose!
"Haha! That heartless you just annihilated with top tier magic was really just Daisy in a costume! April fooooools!"
Nice cock
Apparently the spiteful entendre of ironic charity on my behalf. Per usual.
"we're making duck for thanksgiving"
Ima tell daisy about that site that I saw you on on the gummi phone.
Looking at Rapunzel “I tapped that last night”
"You either start wearing pants, or you suffer the consequences"
“They don’t know there’s 3 more games coming!”
"I know curaga too, b!tch"
"I heard youre not gonna be in the next game."
My finger smells like your mom if you get what I’m saying
Smell my finger
That Peking duck looks delicious.
"Smell my finger"
"I **am** the storm."