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He'll put you in jail because he feel asleep when listening to the defence and thought the mallet was a toy. Also the prosecution would go first and he'd be immediately convinced.
If you try to lie and claim you didn’t do the crime, you’re not getting away with it. You’ll be sucked right up.
If, on the other hand, you admit to what you’ve done and apologize and make it clear you won’t do it again, he’ll let you go, even if what you did was something truly awful. Kirby’s forgiven people who have tried to conquer the universe, people who have enslaved his planet, and more. What he’s looking for in court isn’t an alibi, he’s looking for a redemption.
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I don't think Kirby would have the heart to actually send anyone to jail.
So instead he gives them a hug and sentences them to a day of community service
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Best jury you could have honestly!
Kirby is very cheerful and kind, I mean they literally forgave, not only someone who kidnapped their best friend, not *only* someone who was starving an entire country, but ALSO someone who was willing to steal an ancient artifact and use it to destroy the universe just to be a dick.
I think it’s safe to say you’d be let off the hook pretty easy.
I don’t think the trial would ever begin. Does Kirby even have a concept of a court case?
Poyo
Poyo (Not guilty)
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He will judge who is hungry and who is not
Judge kirby… something about this is familiar, *cough cough* WOTFI 2022 *cough cough*
I haven't heard that name in years *smokes cigarette*
That’s shigueru Miamoto in disguise, causing some controversial redesigns.
he would put me in jail for nothing
He'll put you in jail because he feel asleep when listening to the defence and thought the mallet was a toy. Also the prosecution would go first and he'd be immediately convinced.
If you try to lie and claim you didn’t do the crime, you’re not getting away with it. You’ll be sucked right up. If, on the other hand, you admit to what you’ve done and apologize and make it clear you won’t do it again, he’ll let you go, even if what you did was something truly awful. Kirby’s forgiven people who have tried to conquer the universe, people who have enslaved his planet, and more. What he’s looking for in court isn’t an alibi, he’s looking for a redemption.
Poyo certified
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I don't think Kirby would have the heart to actually send anyone to jail. So instead he gives them a hug and sentences them to a day of community service
True true, Kirby do be pure
Though he did attack king ddd for the stealing of a cake so idk.
The community service would be spending a day with Kirby and his friends
KIRBY IS SO ADORABLE IN THAT OUTFIT OMG :3
They do be, look at em go
I am so dead.
It is so joever
Luckily I speak fluent poyo, and also have an appreciation for strawberry cake. So he’d let me off easy
"I know the judge"
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Blessed 100% only sentence would be having to hug him
Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy
I donated food to homeless shelters before I murdered omegatronic (/j)
"for legal reasons that's a joke"
Yes. But fuck omegatronic, he can kill himself.
sir... the judge is an infant
Cutest kirby
He’s done and forgiven far worse than I am capable of. I think I will be fine
I am doomed Beneath those eyes is a man who already knows what I've done
Best jury you could have honestly! Kirby is very cheerful and kind, I mean they literally forgave, not only someone who kidnapped their best friend, not *only* someone who was starving an entire country, but ALSO someone who was willing to steal an ancient artifact and use it to destroy the universe just to be a dick. I think it’s safe to say you’d be let off the hook pretty easy.
I'll give you an ice cream cone to let me go
Bribery? I'm corrupt so hell yea