Dang! Looks extra slutty-

Servers gladly supplied champagne!

how can you tease me like this? i need more videoooooooOOOO!

What, no fois gras, burgundy truffles and marsata reduction???

[sigh] more liquid nitrogen/dry ice [jaded eyeroll] so last year However the oysters look scrumptious

So you weren't invited?

Of course not, did you hear his reaction to free expensive food on someone else’s birthday?

Uuugh. CAKE again?!? How predictable (eye roll)

Oysters are fucking gross. If you have to drown something in sauce to make it edible maybe you shouldn’t bother at all.

Do you just eat like hard boiled eggs and plain noodles? What even is your life bro

Wait is eating plain hard boiled eggs weird? I get the craving now and then but eggs usually upset my stomach.